Current mission: go through Category:ESL and fix the ESL or remove the template if the page isn't ESL anymore.
Snarkysnappydoxingtool.bat

Snarkysnappy_doxingtools.bat is a computer virus which attempts to delete System32 (of which it can't because Windows protects the folder from retarded attempts to delete it) and opens a bunch of browser tabs with porn sites at once. It appeared on /soy/ on the 26th of November 2025 and is currently the strongest virus originating from Soyjak.party.
Nvking of a caca's pc[edit | edit source]
While the thread where the virus originated from was dying down, a caca opened up the virus on his 300-dollar laptop, and it got absolutely fucked over.[it just is, ok?]
The banning of the virus[edit | edit source]
The Batch file is hashbanned on the sharty, and you VVILL get permabanned with no chance of appeal if you try to upload it. Uploading viruses can get You and the site irl 'nished.