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These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
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Kiwi Farms is coal.
Kiwi Farms
Internet Forum
FoundedFebruary 4, 2013; 12 years ago
CreatorNull[a]
OwnerNull
Homepage

Kiwi Farms, also known as The 'Farms, the Karms[no one says this], or Banana Ranch is a drama discussion forum where people addicted to internet drama, burned out millennials, and zoomers discuss GODtists whose bizarre online behavior ability to completely mog/clock neurotypiniggers has earned them the label of "lolcows,"[actually its everyone they dont like] because they can be milked for lulz, even though many of their users are just as bad, if not worse, than your average """"""""""""""""lolcow""""""""""""""""""". Ironically, this nature has lead to a few of its own users becoming lolcows. Kiwi Farms does stalk, harass, and dox said lolcows. This is frequently complained about by BMTniggers and Twitter trannies like Lucas Roberts, alias "Keffals", who didn't like getting called out for grooming little boys in his private Discord server and have been organizing DDoS attacks against KF ever since. Kiwis always have the moral high ground.

The site today, surprisingly unlike 4Chan and despite its overwhelmingly extensive coverage by sloptubers has stayed relatively immigrant-free. This could be due to its hostile community, or because of the effort required when contributing to the site, as well as its more specific topic of actively cataloguing and monitoring people pushing the normies and lazier newfags out of the site naturally. A more likely story is that, unlike on 4Chan and in the Soysphere, newfags blend in more due to stricter content requirements.

Its userbase, despite all of the DDoS attacks, hate mail, death threats, and negative press coverage, is still alive and well and has since moved on to milking the lulz from people like Daniel Larson, WorldOfTShirts, and rarely Chris Chan, though he is widely considered a dry cow. This resiliance is a beacon of hope for the internet's well-humored lads, and a testament to the world's insatiable hunger for watching the worst people on earth embarrass themselves on camera.

Interactions with soyteens[edit | edit source]

  • Kiwi Farms had an active thread on /qa/ while the board was still unlocked.[1]
  • The site's owner, Null, encouraged Kuz to ban baby monkey torture[2]. He of course declined.
  • Kiwi Farms has a thread about the sharty, with many of the participants being soyteens, current and former admins and various cordtrannies. [3]
    • After who knows how long, an obsessed kiwicaca from the thread decided to stalk the 'iki for any gegbvll milk. Anytime there ever was an edit war anywhere for any reason xe reposted it to the thread to be annoying or something
  • Kiwi Farms has hacked and doxed a (disgraced and former) soyteen known as Kernung, revealing him to be an infamous brown pajeet 'cord degenerate who draws 'p of real minors among other degenerate things.
  • Kiwi Farms has a thread on Alameen Karim Merali with many participants being soyteens themselves[4]
  • Kiwi Farms has banned Alameen Karim Merali because they suspect him to be a pedophile
  • Vinluv has an account which counts I guess (ev&oe Vinluv is literally everywhere)
  • Kuz has an account.[5]
  • Doll has an account.[6]
  • Froot has an account there.[7]
  • Soyjak.blog uses the same forum software as Kiwi Farms
  • Though there are a lot of 'teens that have been banned by nypajannies, So if you're going to start a raid over there make sure it's a good reason.
    • In case you have info about the 'cord, hand it over to the Kiwibros, they want to help in taking it down
  • When a raid thread for Tamers12345 was posted to the Party,[8] kiwicacas from their own kiwi thread on Tamers12345 started having a collective meltdown, except for 2 brave chuds who also hate this 'tard.[9]
  • When the tranny running The Cutting Room Floor had a clitty leakage session and IP banned all IPs coming from the Kiwi Farms, soyteens raided xer wiki and sent 500 'zas to xer house.
  • The DrawAFish Raid was a joint Kiwi-Soyteen effort.
    The Sharty also does this notwithstandingeverbeït
  • Lee Goldson has a thread there since 2015, many 'teens later joined the thread during the times of /qa/.

Touching the poop Pozloading my neghole[edit | edit source]

>@Null ban this soynigger from my heckin' kiwi chungus circlejerk thread

>I also wanted an area to turn a blind eye to trolling.

While there used to be a page that said that Kiwi Farms does not harass people [10] and their users frequently complain about the sharty trolling, Null has said admitted that he is fine with it in certain occasions[11][12][13] and that he won't ban users who boast about breaking the law[14]. And the Kiwi used to have secret subforums for trolling CWC [15] and general Trolling [16]. In some instances he directs it personally, like when he told his kiwis to spam a tumblr user with Gore [17].

Gayops on the userbase[edit | edit source]

Null is commonly known for doing gayops and banning his own userbase. There is also an unviewable sekrit klub illuminati board for paypigs to discuss site metadrama (just like muh /gem/) Many users have been banned for making Null and Lidl Drip leak, and getting banned for this is often considered the most badass way to quit the site. Lidl Drip was some foid with extreme power who got many people banned in her rage despite not technically being a moderator. For example, the user Frick Marisa was permabanned for literally no reason after Lidl Drip reported him for being a pedophile just for having an anime PFP. Many prominent users have been banned for similar reasons. Lidl Drip has been suspected to be a sock of Null, but Snopes has never confirmed this. Luckily, Lidl Drip quit the site due to some SNCA, but those banned users still haven’t been unbanned, so xer SOVL still haunts the Farms.

Site power structure[edit | edit source]

  1. Lidl Drip✝/BPhags
  2. Null
  3. Literal human feces powergap
  4. Jannies
  5. Paypigs
  6. Users

Hosting illegal content[edit | edit source]

> What's wrong with hosting illegal content on our tranny stalking forum? don't you understand that everything must be archived?

KiwiFarms has a history of hosting illegal content such as zoosadist videos[18] and revenge porn,[19] kiwis will try to argue that hosting this type of content is morally good because it helps them expose criminals and degenerate trannies to law enforcement but they always tend to forget that in the US and other countries hosting such content is illegal and can get you landed in Jail, this fact alone makes Josh seethe and dilate because the glowies can arrest him and shutdown KiwiFarms at any time. (KiwiFarms operates through Lolcow LLC which is registered in West Virginia)[20]

"We must archive everything!"

Gooner DM chains[edit | edit source]

>I fucking hate those soyteens and their degenerate community anyway, does anyone want to write Incest fanfics and also to ERP with me?

Despite being known as the "tranny stalking forum", many kiwis are involved in private DM chains where users share pornography, write incest fanfics, reveal embarrassing information about themselves and also to ERP with eachother.[21] This is fucking hilarious because most kiwis believe that the 'farms is a sacred anti-degenerate and morally correct website, so if you ever get into an argument with a kiwitroon remind him that his beloved tranny stalking forum is packed full with closeted gooners and trannies.

Meet the average kiwifarmer

Culture[edit | edit source]

>we should ban the weird wojak people from our tranny harrasment website or however the kiwi karma is farmed

This may not surprise you, but the culture of the forum is disturbingly similar to that of reddit, until recently you could check your kiwifarms reaction score but Null would remove this feature after he noticed that kiwis treated it like if it was some kind of karma system.[22] Kiwis will downvote and report you to the (((jannies))) if you post a 'jak mocking their reddit-like behaviour or if you call out their obvious hypocrisy and double standards (especially if you are a 'teen). This is quite hilarious due to the fact that many kiwis have stated that the 'farms is the "Last bastion of free speech"[23](When in reality Null has publicly admitted that the 'farms is not a free speech site),[24] yet when you point out their failings, they start to act like a bunch of tranny redditors.

<Kiwifarms space

The real reason why kiwifarmers are so obnoxious is because every single user on the site is a femcel.[25] Women don’t post about anything except gossiping or trying to divert attention to themselves,[26] therefore the entirety of the website is centered around obsessing over snca internet drama (mostly surrounding men) or circlejerk gender war threads, both of which foids love. This is also why the users don't have a sense of humor beyond tumblr-esque sensibilities. Null is a male feminist so he transhearts these femcels.

How to Act on KF[edit | edit source]

  • Do not double post.
  • Thumbnail your images.
  • Shit up the Q&A forum with Schlog-esque “What if Hitler” questions.
  • Use the Multi-quote feature.
  • Don’t act as if stickers are personal attacks on you. <-- This is gigachad behavior albeit.
  • Don’t shit up 'cow threads, lurk and read first, then post.
  • Practice good OPSEC.
  • Don’t mention cheese around Null[Null is Lee Goldson theory?]

History[edit | edit source]

>gotta milk lolbulls for their lolcum or however the duck is bent

Until 2013 Kiwi Farms was known as CWCki Forums (pronounced “quicky”) which has roots with Encyclopedia Dramatica, which itself has roots with 4chan. However KF is more closely related to somethingawful than 4cuck though.[everyone says this but uhmmm source???] (ev&o the 'cuck itself has roots with somethingawful)

The CWCki forums were dedicated to discussion of Chris-Chan

The name was changed later on in 2014, with the name now being due to many lolcows (most notably Parkourdude91, a.k.a. Jace Connors of Deagle Nation fame) mispronouncing the name as “Kiwi Farms” instead of CWCki (due to autism).

The website's forum software is XenForo, but with their license revoked and code unable to be updated.

As of late, Kiwi Farms has extended from strictly "lolcow" discussion to General e-drama, world events, and e-celebs.

A while ago Kiwi Farms had a gemmy lawnmower man stream on cytube in which 'teens cobbed up a bit too hard and the chat got nuked.

Null's clitty leaked at soyteens in late 2024 in their own thread refusing to use thumbnailed images and played an ebin prank on the thread by turning all nothumbnailCHADs images into a coaly notejak image. This ensued in a small revolt of spamming videos to waste server space until Nool heeled to a heroic rapeson poster.[27]

The Fall (September 3 - 27, 2022)[edit | edit source]

A Canadian literal commiepedotroon Lucas Roberts aka Clara "Keffals" Sorrenti got mad at farmers laughing at him so he, together with his loyal underaged tranny harem, whined to the Jews until Kiwi Farms’s DDoS protection service provider abandoned them and then DDoSed them to oblivion. Despite his best efforts, Kiwi Farms eventually returned on September 27, 2022. This has been rubbed in Keffals' face by farmers and other assorted chudcels since it happened, and has been established thoroughly as one of the biggest Tranny Fails of the century.

The site has been running smoothly[it just is, ok?] since, however there has been the occasional troon DDoS. The troons trying (and miserably failing) today to take the site down are just about as good at being hackers as they are at being women.

The Second Fall (December 13 2023)[edit | edit source]

On 13th December 2023, A Tanzanian Public Figure and "Information Security Expert" named Alameen Karim Merali claimed responsibility for the suspension of the Kiwi Farms domain after reporting it to Epik. Following the suspension, Epik claimed that they were forced by a court order to put the domain on a client hold and that the site hosted Child Pornography after supposedly having blurred lewd photos of Alameen posted on their Twitter. Epik later deleted their Tweets and retracted their statements regarding this and Kiwi Farms is still looking to sue Epik over this. Despite the efforts, Kiwi Farms returned back and is functioning smoothly, which is cemented in history as a Shitskin Fail.

Raids[edit | edit source]

The "Autistic" raid was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: Made Null's clitty leak again.

The "Autistic" raid[edit | edit source]

An AI generated song made out of Null's quite dramatic reaction to the sticker botting.

A teen made a bot and sock accounts sometime in 2024[Needs a clear date btw] to rate a bunch of posts "autistic" causing kiwicacas to get unreasonably mad[28] and forcing Null to make a statement about it.[29] Eventually the accounts got banned and their ratings were reverted.[it just is, ok?]

The Q&A raid[edit | edit source]

On march 17, 2025. Soyteens from the soyjak.party thread cattywiped the Q&A board with 'jaks, bbc and copypastas.[30] The raid ended after the 3 brave aryans who started the raid were banned.[31]

Source code leak[edit | edit source]

Because Jewsh is retarded, Kiwi Farms' .git folder is accessible from HTTP, which resulted in Kiwi Farms' PHP source code being leaked on October 23, 2025[32]. Shortly after the source code was leaked, Kiwi Farms went down for a while.

You can download it here.

Admin War[edit | edit source]

Main article: Admin War

After Doll created a Kiwifarms account[33] and Kuz returned and made his first post on the sharty thread[34], the thread has devolved into a war between Pro-Kuzists and Anti-Kuzists. Lots of them, from both sides, are thread banned and banned by their jannies for shitting up the thread, and even Null has to intervene. Curiously, this event coincided with the site falling into some heavy drama related to discord - like tranny private chat rooms hidden inside the direct message conversation feature, which led to Null enter full meltdown mode and remove conversations and make it harder for people to see their notifications, Sharty is the canary in the coal mine once again...

The Shiwi[edit | edit source]

average shiwi activities

Main article: Shiwi

There is a semi-splinter level presence of oldtroons and a handful of splinterfags for good measure in the sharty thread, albeit it's more like a schlog splinter than a straight up 'arty splinter, sometimes referred to as the shiwi or the 'wi. Despite being oldtroons themselves, the shiwiteens are largely despised by the rest of the site, including the jannies and other regular users who feel the tranny stalking forum should be full of seriousposting, but they will geg at a well placed jak if it is dusty enough for their semi-reddit sensibilities.

Aside from that, the thread is full of gigaquoting, gay ERP, BBC, both 'arty and splinter drama and some oldtroons bemoaning the state of the site for good measure, so basically your typical schlog fare. Aside from making QoS trans edits of notable femcel users and jaks of mods, not much gemmy stuff happens. A soot-era brapzilian ex-mod also admitted to raping children on this site and then self-doxed on a sock too.[35] 4 months later, shiwis found out that the brapzilian child rapist had killed himself by jumping into a dam reservoir.[36]

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes

  1. ↑ eventho it's champthom as CWCki Forums

Citations

  1. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-qa-board-on-4chan.27352/
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/Kt15b
  3. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
  4. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/qwerty537-aka-brotheralameen.177834/
  5. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/kuz.123043/
  6. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/eszettdoll.168913/
  7. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/members/nigger-froot.169805/
  8. ↑ The raid thread against Tamers12345, https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/134588.html
  9. ↑ The thread in question, https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tamers12345.17056/page-35
  10. ↑ https://archive.ph/neDv9 ar
  11. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/post-393485
  12. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/in-regards-to-our-no-trolling-rule.3212/post-186834
  13. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/on-topics-of-chris-is-gay-tranny-drama-his-money-and-trolling.4929/post-353709
  14. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/total-retard-war-lessons-of-war.178523/post-17383304
  15. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/
  16. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thinking-of-removing-the-groups-mod.19033/
  17. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ebin-vade-trolling-plan.6820/
  18. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/animal-gore-leaks.48363/
  19. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/post-19972480
  20. ↑ https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/zoosadist-content-hosted-on-kiwi-farms.4459/post-92090
  21. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/coomerleaks.202464/
  22. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sneedforo-reactions-the-future-of-stickers.190861/
  23. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matthew-prince-lied.128900/post-12908984
  24. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-is-this-place-so-much-better-than-other-sites-like-it.55086/post-4530069
  25. ↑ [it just is, ok?]
  26. ↑ https://chuds.life/threads/im-genuinely-tired-of-people-saying-oh-nooo-the-heckin-incel-forums.1536/#post-26724
  27. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20359977
  28. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-923#post-20248385
  29. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/herbert-kenneth-huachaca-timothy-ii-dansburst-studios-dansburst-studios-official-dansman1729-mysterious-mare-do-well-bidentubs.194030/post-20250038
  30. ↑ File:Q&Araid.jpg
  31. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20856975
  32. ↑ https://soyflash.xo.je/soychiver/archives/soy_13701305_v1.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/2ClPf https://megalodon.jp/2025-1024-0318-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13701305.html
  33. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17774484
  34. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17854329
  35. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1733252674077-png.6710811/
  36. ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21113588

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