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Depiction of Kott, this time Wholesome Soyjak.
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| This page writtan by Caveman You WILL NOT going two fix grammer of bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English. |
| Kott iz valid transmasc caveman go by he/they |
Kott | |
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| Administrator of soyjak.party | |
Incumbent | |
| Assumed office May 9, 2025 | |
| Manager | Mustard (until July 27, 2025), BBQ Sauce |
| Preceded by | Froot |
| Developer of Soyjak.party | |
Incumbent | |
| Assumed office August 8, 2024 | |
| Preceded by | Ronald |
| Administrator | Froot (until May 9, 2025), Himself |
| Manager of Soyjak.party | |
| In office March 17, 2024 - August 8, 2024 | |
| Preceded by | Root |
| Succeeded by | Mustard |
| Administrator | Root |
| Personal details | |
| Nationality | Brittoilet |
| Political party | Quotism (Independent)[1] |
| Other political affiliations | Frootism (until May 9, 2025) |
| Occupation | Owner, Developer, Cashier IRL |
| IAS? | Yes, loves dat BBC |
| Tripcode | Kott ## Admin / Kott!!hAwZ45yv6k ## Admin |
| Soyjak Wiki account | User:BananaSplit |
Kott also knowe ass Queer, befor hiz namea Mud(shark), iz numba fiv chieftain of soyjak tribe. Unga. He come after Fruit. His name come from cave painting call Kott in folk tale me tribe call "Caveman Story".[2] Him also witch doctor with a Mustard. Bunga.
Ooga. Kott, him be king of real Soysphere tribe. He add many feature like JS finger Paint for Sharty, and many secret devil magick for track prey.
First him was only witch doctor. Uff. Him quick take role more active in manage Sharty. Near end Fruit time, him practical run Sharty. Him typical portray like magic flower purple-color wholesomejak, but him favorite picture of him-self iz Soyak dress like Kott, caveman from Caveman Story. Him was praise for him coaling up campaigns in Sharty. Like do nothing to /nate/ tribe and keep scent of people and ban, include scent of orangutan and neanderthalποΈ. BUT this sad slow down, very dramatic.[3]
Unga bunga. Him also be criticize for not clobber 9a0c with club and continue him hunt after /dem/ failhunt. SNCA event, him end up bring PPH down. And not take action more during Goonocaust. All in all, Kott not save Sharty, nor destroy him yet. Only time will tell what him have plan next.
Kott become big strong zome time before Fruit waz eaten by da lionz, faztly becoming big groomer and 'p maker in jannytribe[4] Him waz later promote to manager when Root became da chief
On August 8, 2024, Kott was appoint like developer of Sharty after Ronald resign. With him most trust mod, Mustard, take him place like Manager.
On October 8, 2024, Kott capcode in thread on /soy/. Him not like how sharty depict him like pink Wholesomejak with Banana Split on him head and Arch Linux logo on him cheek. Him end up call him "faggot coal". Him say him rather portray like slopjak than what him end up portray like. What make this more trouble iz maybe due to nature faggy of this depiction, him lead to rise of FemKott and other feminine depiction of janitors of Sharty.
Around early 2025, Kott start experiment for allow VPNs on website. Unblock them on January 19. And eventual conclude experiment with unblock all VPNs indefinetly.
On April 7, 2025, Kott add JS Paint in sharty.
At 8:40 PM EST - 9:00 PM EST, Kott become owner of soyjak.party on May 9, 2025, follow Froot final QnA and resignation.[5]
As one of him first action like owner on May 12, 2025, Kott ACKed /nate/ by restrict him to only 1 thread at time. On May 21, 2025, him also relist /raid/. Both change was meet with large support, very incredible, by common Soyteen population.
On July 23, 2025, him also complete remove /nate/ from existence.
Main article: Second Great Soysurgency
On August 8, 2025, Kott confirm in e-mail that Limeade was 9a0c. And that him cheat in /dem/ election by vote with 40 different gem pass because him want board to "post MLP porn on."
This throw /soy/ in total chaos for many day. With call for 9a demotion, soyteens leave in September and aura general of chaos.
Kott has have many nickname during him time on Sharty, or in other place in Soysphere. Him first nickname was Mud (portmanteau of Manager and Chud),[6] coin by soymmunity, but him has become less common after Frootcord leak. On 'ki him use alias "BananaSplit" which iz "American ice cream-base dessert consist of peel banana cut in half lengthwise, and serve with ice-cream and sauce between two piece." Whilst on Soycraft, IRC and Frootcord him has use nickname "Kott" which has now become common name. On Soyjak.blog, him use nickname Ballos. And in him blog describe him state that him iz also The "Operator of marge.moe". Thus him also manage website Marge.moe which iz use for track PPH on various imageboard. And from July to December 2024, host an archive. Him have many different nickname and identity. you VILL NOT investigate FURTHER.
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>fuggen obsessed kuhwoat cord stop datamine me Kott knows what gpu i use wtf shut it down
One of the improvement Kott has make to the sharty as developer iz a more advance anti-ban evasion system, and despite only fingerprint you with with easy obtainable device info this cause some 'teens to sperg out and accuse xher of "personal data collection". Most notable, a shroom user post an AI generate absolute niggerbabble of a post talking about how integrity.wasm was a virtual machine[Marge...] that receive instruction from a websocket to execute[10]. While that post may read like joke for anyone who has basic understand of how the web work, it seem like the person who post it really believe it, and many not-so-tech literate 'teens fell for it as well.
There are also claims of innocent 'teens supposed be banned for ban evasion after "expose Kott" with this information, though doubt should always be cast on this kind of claim because hostile offsiter are known to force stuff like this while larp as 'teens, so it iz very like that the bans were actual legit and the people being ban were actual ban evader.
>THIS EDIT WAS MADE BY KUHWOATCORD REVERT IT QUICK
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Related Figures and Entities [-+]
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