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1940-1960 (Patient)

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Patients 1940-1960 is a group of patients at the Mental Asylum.

Patient File[edit | edit source]

Soy Patient File: Patient 1940-1960
Threat Level: Low
Description: Patient's 1940-1960 are a group of middle aged men with grey thinning hair and black sunglasses, they often are accompanied by lawn mowers and the video game "Quake"
Patient 1940-1960 think they are from the generation predating theirs, since a current trend in patient escapes resulted in the phrase "boomer" be used for anyone older than a single digit age number, the easiest way to cause patient 1940-1960 to cry out in pain is to tell them they aren't really "boomers" and are infact millenials


Patients 1940-1960 are not to be confused with "real boomers" as "real boomers" complain about politics and the economy more than Quake and Lawnmowers[1] They also tend to prefer the original executable, as well as WinQuake and GLQuake, and thus they'll clearly fear and seethe at the far superior Quake sourceport, Mark V. [2] Real QuakeGODs will immediately hop onto Mk.V since it's not 1996 anymore, faggots!

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