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i no wana go shool mama! noooooo!
This page is a gem.School is a magical place, in which Goy cacas are sent to learn about the Holocaust (and how it happened), trans rights, how to engage in anal sex, and why niggers never did nuffin. It is a place of connection, happiness, and absolutely NO FUCKING BIGOTRY. Soyteens, Chuds, and smart/gifted people are known to detest school for these reasons, and because posting on 4chan or the Sharty (we're not important enough to get bannned) on your school computer is usually not possible (unless you use your brain and learn what a vpn is, or just be normal and play goyslop games). School is the center of many conspiracy theories, both true and retarded, likely due to how large and naturally corrupt the school systems of many countries are. One of these theories stems from the idea that a few teachings that essentially shaped modern schooling were also the basis of the MKUltra experiments[it just is, ok?]. Outside of the first world (and in darker areas), school is a den for criminal behavior and degeneracy due to the difficulty of managing often thousands of hormonal third-worlders for 6-7 hours out of the day. Specifically, in Mexico, school is known to be a recruiting ground for cartels, gangs, the Mexican military, and other corrupt and violent organizations.
School varies between countries and, within America, states, by ethnic and political makeup. For example, many schools in red states will be bearable for Chuds and normal people, as they lack the power of the WhiteGuiltinator 9000 to constantly annoy everyone, but are underfunded due to all the tax money going to Welfare for Somalis and Pajeets. Many schools in blue states will be more funded, but have many dysgenic faggots that interrupt class every few minutes to loudly stim and/or teach everyone about their niche interests and porn collection. Unfortunately all Schools are full of niggers and spics who invade every quiet space to blast their shitty music.
| > | Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid | < |
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History
Beginning
Nobody knows where the first school was started, but many believe it to either be Europe or Asia, as they were the most pursuant of education in their peaks least brown continents, and where some of the first "schoolhouse" type buildings are found.
Modern day
Niggers. A LOT of niggers. (Or spics if you live in the US)
In relation to pajeets
Someone write this for me, schools are including Cambridge are obsessed with 'jeets.
In relation to the Sharty
School is a touchy subject among 'teens. It is widely disliked by Soyteens due to the fact that it prevents them from doing the real important things in life, like making 'jaks and editing this very wiki as they should. School is for retards who don't trust their instincts, anyways. It is often lamented in 'toss, and depicted as Niggerhell where the most degenerate, dysgenic retards are shoved into a classroom and do retarded shit for 45 minutes to an hour until lunchtime, which is only partially true, as this is called Special Education. Many neutralposters may make posts on the Sharty about their time in school, or the fact that they are posting from their school laptop in order to seem cool and/or friggin edgy (NOTE: This is fucking retarded, and extensive use of the Sharty on your school computer will probably get you flagged as a bigoted chudcel/extremist).
A few people have floated the idea of Soy School, in which people learn about Soystory, Soyfare, and Soyspeak, but this would be really fucking retarded and probably smell horrendous if executed IRL. On top of that, everyone would bait eachother 24/7. NOT a good idea.
In relation to raiding
Main article: Raiding
Zoom bombing
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Zoom bombing is an ancient practice of early Sharty raids in which someone would leak a Zoom code to /raid/ or look for an unguarded Zoom call to rape. This was often done by spamming the Nigger Word, vile homosexual negro pornography, and Sharty material. This was often the Zoom calls of people's online schools, as this was quite commonplace during (((The Kikedown))) due to Faucist pigs disallowing people from having their gay orgies in public without proper hazmat protection. Zoom bombing has majorly died out due to Zoom itself losing popularity, both as a video-calling app and due to the reopening of most schools in America by 2022.
Schoolnukes
See also: Major inconvenience
A Schoolnuke, or SCHQQLNVKE, is the practice of notifying a degenerate individual's school or college about their harrowing behavior online. This was widely employed in many Sharty raids, most notably Operation 9/11 and Operation No Nut November to force people to either go into hiding or end their disgusting activities. It was sometimes held over an individual's head as a threat/consequence for not complying with the demands of 'teens, but was often simply employed as soon as a person's school was doxxed. This was absolutely vital in making gooners seethe and attempt to take the moral high ground in defense of their favorite child-enjoying porn artists, to the humor of MANY 'teens, their sudden moral epiphanies seen as hypocritical for people constantly bemoaning moralfags and Christians.
IRL trolling
Hanging around schools is a VERY BAD IDEA if you're old. Putting up gemmy fliers is funny, but do it on your own campus and always conceal yourself if the material is chuddy.IRL trolling usually just consists of putting up 'jaks or Soy-related posters around your campus, and maybe making fun of trannies occasionally. It is generally a bad idea if you don't go to said school, but is usually no biggie if it's a college campus.
As a general rule, anything that would make a normie DOCTOS (Swastikas, the Nigger Word, you get the idea) is not a good idea unless you wear a mask.
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Major Events
- May 2, 2026 - Limeade gets banned.
- April 5, 2026 - Kaguya's discord leaks come to light.
- March 29, 2026 - Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old.
- March 25, 2026 - BBQ Sauce resigns.
- February 27, 2026 - SoyBooru revamp & forum, named Nuuru, is released.
- February 26, 2026 - Doctos is wordfiltered to OMGSISA.
- February 18, 2026 - Nico Nico Douga colonization efforts begin.
- February 13, 2026 - Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo is announced.
- January 30, 2026 - 20 million total posts are achieved.
- January 28, 2026 - The party is now 18+.
- January 13, 2026 - Brownocaust launches.
- January 12, 2026 - Diavatalks is raided for the first time.
- January 11, 2026 - Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.
- January 4, 2026 - Operation 404 commences.
- January 1, 2026 - Brimstone Winter sets in.
- December 30, 2025 - Soyak turns 8. Ö
Did You Know...
- That Beast is the most evolved soyjak?
- That you can see all the soyjak.party banners here?
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That there are secret pages here, here, here, and here in the Sharty?
- That Max is universally considered the worst admin in the history of the Party? (Worse than Captain Coal even)
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That Gigachad is Russian?
- That posting the text "basedjak.party" anywhere on 4chan gets you an automatic 3-day ban?
- That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?
- That the world record for the longest soyduel in history clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That Nojak died in Ukraine?
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