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Coal is a flammable sedimentary rock that is mostly composed of carbon, and is usually black in color. Like all fossil fuels, it originates from decayed plant matter that has pressurized into a rock below the surface over millions of years. Due to its abundance, affordability, and ease of use, it has been a widely-used energy source since the 1800s. Today, it still generates a quarter of the world's primary energy and a third of all electricity. Like most fuels, it is burned into ash in order to heat steam that spins a turbine, generating power. The smoke from burned coal damages the environment, heats up the atmosphere, and can cause premature human death and illness. Efforts are being made to transition from coal into a variety of cleaner and more renewable energy sources.
Definition
Within the Soymmunity, the word "coal" is used as a synonym for a bad post or a bad piece of media, and is the complete opposite of "gem". Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the soymmunity other than to waste internet data which could've been used to post a gem, making users wistfully lament over what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board, causing them to be lost forever to a continuous stream of coal spam.
It is also given to naughty people on Christmas.
Coalposters
Attempt to imagine a low human, then imagine someone even lower and then even lower and that's your average Coalposter. Coalposters are huge incels deprived of any sexual activity with broken dopamine receptors, and their only form of entertainment is the sadistic pleasure of ruining the fun of others. They attempt to destroy any community with their coaling techniques, trying to leave the community as a former husk of itself for their sick minds to jerk off to the idea of.
Coalposters can emulate various personality traits and identities. Coalposters are often troons or redditors and post in an attempt to mimic real 'jakkers, which often results in coal threads and the ruining of a 'jak's reputation. Coalposters usually post low effort threads containing an irrelevant quote or a 'jak unaccompanied by any text. When you see a coalposter, make sure to say "coal burned", but do not reply to their post and make sure to sage their thread. The lack of (you)s and reactions will naturally drive away any reddit troons, as without a constant supply of dopamine hits from attention, they will wither and die. Coalposters are a threat to the survival of soy culture.
Fighting back
As of recent times Coalposters have targeted soyjak.party in an attempt to lower the quality of soy posts on the imageboard by spamming thoughtless posts. Their strategy is to make the general community imitate their actions and begin posting low quality content, in turn transforming what was known as soy culture into nothing but a soulless version of its former self, making Soot Kuz Doll Froot Quote decide that the website is not worth hosting anymore, thus getting it shut down. Although Coalposters and their techniques can be hard to spot at times, this one is very obvious, and it has surprised Coalposters that someone finally saw through their plan, as seen in the image above.
To combat Coalposters, it's advised to create Gems as fast as you can or bump old gems and not let the Coalposters archive what would be otherwise precious soy culture. soyjak.party is at war and it needs your help.
Many coalposters have recently become Brimposters due to coal not getting enough of a reaction. Brimposters usually post tranny bait, BBC bait, actual porn, and more of their goon stash to get "reactions" evendoe they all goon to it in their Discord cabal. Some SOVLFUL coalposters still remain, THOUGH.
Etymology
In 4chan[which board?], BBC spam threads were labelled coal, because, well, blaque people=coal or something. This later turned into : anything bad=coal. to the now meaning. An alternative origin may be the term used for white bvnnies bvilt for BBC coal burner.
Other coal ratings
There are many ratings below coal, as follows:
Dust
Dust is soulless coal with no redeeming qualities. Most nuvariants and forced memes are dust. Many short-lived splinters are also dust. Dust is mostly made of dead skin btw.
Brimstone
Vantablack
Vantablack is a more extreme form of coal that is so black that it absorbs almost all light. Some very notorious splinters and failtrolls are examples of vantablack.
Antimatter
Antimatter, also known as coal 2, is a very extreme form of coal that can harm you just by touching it. 'P, 'O, and other extreme content is considered antimatter. Although debatably no antimatter variants have been made yet, at least one is sure to come.
Sharty-killing coal
Main article: The coal that is killing /soy/
The coal that is killing the party refers to anything that is contributing to the decline and death of Soyjak.party. Although this stuff can be of any coal rating (such as the above), it stands out due to having the potential to kill the party.
Gallery
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Example of scummy faggot Coalposters posting shitty threads (even doe those threads are better than 80% of the threads on nu-/soy/ at any given time).
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Me (Iron Man) standing up to you (Thanos) for ruining the sharty with your heckin coal!
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Another example of a COALLY coal thread
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>jimbo too skinny^
See also
- Gem
- Gem/Coal Rating System
- Dust, an anemic type of coal
- Vantablack, a darker and worse type of coal
- Brimstone, a very potent type of coal
- Antimatter, an extremely potent and sanity-corrupting type of coal
- party-killing coal
Singularitythis is not real take your meds NOW- Niggerhell, which is where all coal and worse materials come from
- NAS
- Iron
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Major Events
- November 1, 2026 - Operation NNN Part II begins.
- October 20, 2026 - Two critical vulnerabilities are found in PHP, causing many sites, including the Sharty and this very wiki to go offline for a day.
- October 2, 2026 - OGD is unbanned by Salt, leading to significant controversy.
- September 26, 2026 - SoyBooru gets a new UI (again) doe this time the functionality of the site was kept the same.
- September 23, 2026 - archived.st returns, meaning that now every single Sharty thread is automatically 'chived.
- September 20, 2026 - The Sharty turns six years old. Salt posts a celebratory sticky.
- September 8, 2026 - Cobblestone returns for her third term as the Soyjak Wiki bureaucrat. Fenriris also returns as a sysadmin.
Did You Know...
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That managers received a capcode that often had a color tied to current one at the time?
- That some pages on the wiki are intentionally unreadable?
- That gigaflies are the only natural predators of jartyflies?
- That December 20th is national Darius day?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That the Chinese have their own equivalent of Soyjaks?
- That this is completely unrelated but my ip adress is not able to upload files. can the jannies solve this thank you?
On This Day: November 13
- 2025 - Heather Savannah Ramos (pictured) and Reptilligator are doxed as part of Operation No Nut November along with partial doxes of burgerkiss and Tuwka. 'teens attempt to raid some 'cords.
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Welcome to Soyjak Wiki
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Featured Gem
Coal is a flammable sedimentary rock that is mostly composed of carbon, and is usually black in color. Like all fossil fuels, it originates from decayed plant matter that has pressurized into a rock below the surface over millions of years. Due to its abundance, affordability, and ease of use, it has been a widely-used energy source since the 1800s. Today, it still generates a quarter of the world's primary energy and a third of all electricity. Like most fuels, it is burned into ash in order to heat steam that spins a turbine, generating power. The smoke from burned coal damages the environment, heats up the atmosphere, and can cause premature human death and illness. Efforts are being made to transition from coal into a variety of cleaner and more renewable energy sources.
Definition
Within the Soymmunity, the word "coal" is used as a synonym for a bad post or a bad piece of media, and is the complete opposite of "gem". Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the soymmunity other than to waste internet data which could've been used to post a gem, making users wistfully lament over what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board, causing them to be lost forever to a continuous stream of coal spam.
It is also given to naughty people on Christmas.
Coalposters
Attempt to imagine a low human, then imagine someone even lower and then even lower and that's your average Coalposter. Coalposters are huge incels deprived of any sexual activity with broken dopamine receptors, and their only form of entertainment is the sadistic pleasure of ruining the fun of others. They attempt to destroy any community with their coaling techniques, trying to leave the community as a former husk of itself for their sick minds to jerk off to the idea of.
Coalposters can emulate various personality traits and identities. Coalposters are often troons or redditors and post in an attempt to mimic real 'jakkers, which often results in coal threads and the ruining of a 'jak's reputation. Coalposters usually post low effort threads containing an irrelevant quote or a 'jak unaccompanied by any text. When you see a coalposter, make sure to say "coal burned", but do not reply to their post and make sure to sage their thread. The lack of (you)s and reactions will naturally drive away any reddit troons, as without a constant supply of dopamine hits from attention, they will wither and die. Coalposters are a threat to the survival of soy culture.
Fighting back
As of recent times Coalposters have targeted soyjak.party in an attempt to lower the quality of soy posts on the imageboard by spamming thoughtless posts. Their strategy is to make the general community imitate their actions and begin posting low quality content, in turn transforming what was known as soy culture into nothing but a soulless version of its former self, making Soot Kuz Doll Froot Quote decide that the website is not worth hosting anymore, thus getting it shut down. Although Coalposters and their techniques can be hard to spot at times, this one is very obvious, and it has surprised Coalposters that someone finally saw through their plan, as seen in the image above.
To combat Coalposters, it's advised to create Gems as fast as you can or bump old gems and not let the Coalposters archive what would be otherwise precious soy culture. soyjak.party is at war and it needs your help.
Many coalposters have recently become Brimposters due to coal not getting enough of a reaction. Brimposters usually post tranny bait, BBC bait, actual porn, and more of their goon stash to get "reactions" evendoe they all goon to it in their Discord cabal. Some SOVLFUL coalposters still remain, THOUGH.
Etymology
In 4chan[which board?], BBC spam threads were labelled coal, because, well, blaque people=coal or something. This later turned into : anything bad=coal. to the now meaning. An alternative origin may be the term used for white bvnnies bvilt for BBC coal burner.
Other coal ratings
There are many ratings below coal, as follows:
Dust
Dust is soulless coal with no redeeming qualities. Most nuvariants and forced memes are dust. Many short-lived splinters are also dust. Dust is mostly made of dead skin btw.
Brimstone
Vantablack
Vantablack is a more extreme form of coal that is so black that it absorbs almost all light. Some very notorious splinters and failtrolls are examples of vantablack.
Antimatter
Antimatter, also known as coal 2, is a very extreme form of coal that can harm you just by touching it. 'P, 'O, and other extreme content is considered antimatter. Although debatably no antimatter variants have been made yet, at least one is sure to come.
Sharty-killing coal
The coal that is killing the party refers to anything that is contributing to the decline and death of Soyjak.party. Although this stuff can be of any coal rating (such as the above), it stands out due to having the potential to kill the party.
Gallery
-
Example of scummy faggot Coalposters posting shitty threads (even doe those threads are better than 80% of the threads on nu-/soy/ at any given time).
-
Me (Iron Man) standing up to you (Thanos) for ruining the sharty with your heckin coal!
-
Another example of a COALLY coal thread
-
>jimbo too skinny^
See also
- Gem
- Gem/Coal Rating System
- Dust, an anemic type of coal
- Vantablack, a darker and worse type of coal
- Brimstone, a very potent type of coal
- Antimatter, an extremely potent and sanity-corrupting type of coal
- party-killing coal
Singularitythis is not real take your meds NOW- Niggerhell, which is where all coal and worse materials come from
- NAS
- Iron
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Soysphere News
Major Events
- November 1, 2026 - Operation NNN Part II begins.
- October 20, 2026 - Two critical vulnerabilities are found in PHP, causing many sites, including the Sharty and this very wiki to go offline for a day.
- October 2, 2026 - OGD is unbanned by Salt, leading to significant controversy.
Recent Events
- November 8 - A thread on /soy/ was made calling 'teens to get to 1000 replies, if said thread did get to 1000 replies, it was said salt would unban porn. The main reason for the post reaching over 1000 replies was due to a particularly autistic 'teen inspiring other 'teens to help, through mostly incoherent babble.
- November 7 - 'teens play a gemmy AI game, Pax Historia, and conquer the entire world under The Eternal Giga-Empire.
- November 6 - 'teens start having schizo meltdowns over nuswamachinery. A thread false flagging the swinny for approving 'p turned into a 950+ reppies shitflinging thread with babybot touhou and a massive soy duel.
Did you Know...
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That managers received a capcode that often had a color tied to current one at the time?
- That some pages on the wiki are intentionally unreadable?
- That gigaflies are the only natural predators of jartyflies?
- That December 20th is national Darius day?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That the Chinese have their own equivalent of Soyjaks?
- That this is completely unrelated but my ip adress is not able to upload files. can the jannies solve this thank you?
That on this day...
- 2025 - Heather Savannah Ramos (pictured) and Reptilligator are doxed as part of Operation No Nut November along with partial doxes of burgerkiss and Tuwka. 'teens attempt to raid some 'cords.
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Page specific:
- The Soyvil War pages need to be fact checked and updated with relevant info.
- Turn the pages for boards that exist on both the Sharty and 4chan (like /biz/) into disambiguations, then go back and fix all the links that are pointing to them to link to the correct page.
- Move linked files hosted on third 3rd-party sites (such as catbox.moe,|image= directly onto the wiki, so they don't become lost due to link rot.
- Add every existant template to Soyjak Wiki:Templates
- Add more info to 2026 hack and Quotecord with the info that has been released
- Gem up Gigastubs and the pages in the WIP category.
- Use {{Currentowner}}, {{Currentwikiadmin}} and {{Currentbooruadmin}} instead of manually updating it.
- Update the aformentioned templates instead.
General Soyjak Wiki maintenance tasks:
- Remove useless categories
- Reformat all wiki portals from tables to flexbox divs
- Make all country articles IAS
- Main page tasks:
- Update the featured gem
- Update the major events
- Update the new articles and bad articles;
- Update portals with new articles on variants etc.
- Go over the lists of Unused Categories, Unused Files, and Unused Templates and find uses for them or mark useless ones for deletion
- Clear out duplicate files
- Fix pages with multiple issues
- Add {{Templatecategory}} to all category pages added by templates
- Find and reupload all images that were lost in the server move. (Every image from June 8th and onward)
- Add {{DISPLAYSUBTITLE}} to any page with parenthesis in it's name, ie: Froot (detractor perspective), R9k/_(4chan) and so on.
- Replace any unnecessary {{CitationNeeded}}'s with {{Airnote}} when needed. Only actual citations should be citations, as otherwise the page gets an unnecessary category.
