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“basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFuck this shit websiteFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobTOL TOL TOLYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?'jakking dies in darknessIT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGANFUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHESOHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!Delete /pol/There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty threadDeanMy wife Cobson is so cuteI think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorryJEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertalesite's starting to lose steam ....He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww*sharts on your post*NIGGA I'M NUTS!HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dr. Fauci, give us vaccinesAre you ready for ze New VVorld Order™There's a party, a 'jakkers paradiseHey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboardsLOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHAIT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensOr somethingSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREwordswordswordsI RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESNext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS. Sage. Seething kike.die in a bus fire, you oven-dodging KIKE. die nigger kike. kill yourself kike. LMAO kikes you're all going to die. die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.Kek, it's kino!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOISLUTTAS NOT LIKE THIS...poop and niggers dyingHow's the cookie? You wanna know? It's the OREO REVIEW SHOW!Oh that's a real gem!-ACK!Nothing ever happensThe West has fallen, millions must dieBut how does this affect you PERSONALLY??OH MY FAUCIOH MY SCIENCEBronies, this is your mindsetThe clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesTVRKARYAN GEMFuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom childrenThis "negro compliance engine" was invented by John Pemberton of Knoxville, Georgia for #buckbreaking use on plantations, it was sometimes mounted on a primitive steam engine to help slavers chase down men who tried to run from it. It was so powerful that it could cripple or killfuggen jerdeeincomprehensible wojacksHey you bitch, do you listen to me? Do you listen to me? DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!POSTED IT AGAIN AWARDnew 'tossITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burningYou VILL eat ze bugsOne ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!HWABAGIT'S OVERMustard on the beat, yo!shit nophono cares fan aboutMission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot.0 REPPEYSThe shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke time, dude!Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.Kill yourself obsessed faggotIf you see the Omori bus, DO NOT RIDEMy wife ran away with the bullOh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GODNiggas coally THOUGH, Cobson got the gemmy THOUGHBut I'm a chud, and I hate niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersThey're trannymany, totally insaney, fucked up in the brainy, Trannymaniacs, those are the factsCuck my life into pieces; this is my wife's black son; humiliation, no breeding; don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating; this is my wife's black soI fought the Jews and uh Jews wonAll in all, it's just another coal on the 'logMy life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coinsBUT COMMANDER, THE ONLY HAM-ASS WE SEE HERE IS YOURS!HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.I Fuckin' Love Science!I hereby formally invite you to soyjak.stI think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!I WANT (You) for my PERSONAL ARMYJay Louis Irwin 132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259Money opportunitysNobody says thisI say thisOh no, a soyjak! Now your day is ruined!Once I find the perfect soyjak to portray you as, your life is fucking OVER...Orion Grant Passmore 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704Out of the coal came forth sweetness.TVVQ MQRE VVEEKS, TRVST THE PLAN(x)cord woke upThis quote requires a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™. If you have not purchased a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™, you may not view this quote.DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS.Ϫyou WILL have a great dayyou MAY prefer this variant insteadOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSrough draft, I'm no artist but worth a shot@Powersky approve my images please”

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ALERT: HEAVENS TO SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE NIGGERHELL

'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER.

This person is trans btw, if that matters

The Holy Spirit wouldn't approve of Satan...Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.

Satan is related to ze Great Reset Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
"ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW VORLD ORDER?"

The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.

Satan, in its relation to The Party, is a devilish entity that seduces the userbase into posting coal, brimstone and any other despicable material (just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something), and is the REAL progenitor of Niggerjak and POOPSON. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's Satan is, and whether if it's Soytan or Slopjaks (It's most likely Admin 6 doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into hell.

Also in the biblically accurate hell, it's full of burning brimstone.

THEORY 1: SLOPJAKKING

Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.

Slopjakking is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the 'booru, typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces^[1] and awards being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.

They have the same exact properties as forced coal. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking ESL Afterparty Zelligers), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:

Mocking Forced memes & Other types of Brimstone to the point it feels forced itself. (See: Jartycucks.)
Posts / replies containing slopjaks being identical: (1 soyquote and an image of a slopjak, which is a sign of SPAM.)
Having similar properties to muh goofy ahh Incomprehensible wojacks 💀💀💀, (eg: graphics that attempt to confuse or provide sensory overload to the viewer).
Watermark-tier obsessions with Reddit and Discord when normal 'jaks that aren't mocking the two don't typically force them in every fucking image.
And finally, almost comical amounts of tracing & pasting other parts of 'jaks onto it

All of these combined creates a slopjak. And isn't it weird that all of these are also considered when creating brimstone like Soylita and Incomprehensible wojacks?

But that's only theory 1 doebeit.

THEORY 2: ONGEZELLIG / AFTERPARTY

This is the most supported & backed up theory (even before the Party's existence). 'zellig was there to shit over /qa/ after being carried over by a /co/ schizo that was off of xheir meds.

Zellig has also been seen in many morally questionable & demoralizing threads before on splinters or other altchans, so it would make sense for zellig to be Satan.

THEORY 3: Admin Ϫ

This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than a schizo making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo^[2]

>Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo
Holy fucking meds meds meds

Allies

Jeffrey Epstein & Associates
'p enjoyers
Jews
Muslims
Mormons (ev&oe we use them when 'oxing trannies)
Scientology
Jehovah's Witnesses
Fags
Troons
Jeets
Atheists
Most establishment protestants
Palantir
World Economic Forum
Europe
Admin 6

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Snopes

Main Page is part of a series on the coal that is killing /soy/	Sources 4cuck ♦ 9a0c ♦ Admin 6 ♦ Avatarfags ♦ /bp/ ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ ESL FNF Pedo ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Furries ♦ Indonesia ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ the Janny Cabal ♦ Jews ♦ Kernüng ♦ /nate/ ♦ Nightly raids ♦ Nulees ♦ Nusoicucks ♦ Poopson ♦ Quote ♦ Reddit ♦ /r9k/ ♦ SoyBooru ♦ soyjak.blog (NuSchlog • Shroom) ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ TikTok ♦ Tranime ♦ Trannies ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You^{[You just are, ok?]}
	Symptoms Babybot ♦ Baby monkey torture ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Coalification ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars ♦ Demoralization ♦ Derailing ♦ Drama ♦ Froot derangement syndrome ♦ Gooning ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Pooner Takeover ♦ Porn ♦ Purity spiral ♦ Quotesink ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Snitches ♦ Troonslop ♦ Useless Nigger Wars ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes Forced Memes themselves ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brojak ♦ Brown Troonjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Cobbess ♦ Dogjak ♦ Enbie (Pink-Haired Enbie) ♦ Flagging ♦ Flartson ♦ Incredible Gassy ♦ Mexiwhore ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newfag Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ The Amazing Digital Circus ♦ The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ♦ Vlodson ♦ Zillyjaks
	Treatment Admin Ϫ ♦ Bumping gemmy threads ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countering spam/derailing ♦ Gemposting (Gemeralds ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Supernova) ♦ Goonocaust ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Jesus Christ ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Namefag Purge ♦ Saging coaly threads ♦ Sproke ♦ and most importantly... Original Content
	V • T • E

Main Page is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!	Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] 4cucks ♦ The ADL ♦ Bot spammers ♦ CeceFem ♦ CIA and FBI ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Furries ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ Gooners ♦ goth ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jews ♦ King Caesar ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ (((Max))) ♦ Pedophiles ♦ QAfe ♦ Quote ♦ r/196 ♦ Red ♦ Reddit ♦ Satan ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shemmy ♦ Snitches ♦ Hostile communities ♦ Trannies ♦ Wikipedia ♦ 𝕏fags ♦ You	"Davos... Ve are here!"
	Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] Admin 6ism ♦ CIA subversion ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Antimatter ♦ Party-killing coal ♦ Singularity) ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ CP spam (dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Wiki 'p spam) ♦ Demoralization ♦ DNB ♦ False flagging ♦ Flagging ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Poopson ♦ Porn ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Spam ♦ Terrorism
	Major events [-+] Death of soyjak.party ♦ Great Soyset ♦ Goongate ♦ Great Domain Drop ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Post-Quote Soysphere

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