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“basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?'jakking dies in darknessIT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGANFUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHESOHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!Delete /pol/There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty threadMy wife Cobson is so cuteI think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorryJEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertalesite's starting to lose steam ....He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww*sharts on your post*NIGGA I'M NUTS!HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dr. Fauci, give us vaccinesAre you ready for ze New VVorld Order™There's a party, a 'jakkers paradiseHey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboardsLOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHAIT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensor somethingo algoSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREWORDSWORDSWORDS!I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESINext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Shemmy (we've already lost the count)KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS. Sage. Seething kike.die in a bus fire, you oven-dodging KIKE. die nigger kike. kill yourself kike. LMAO kikes you're all going to die. die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.Kek, it's kino!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOISLUTTAS NOT LIKE THIS...poop and niggers dyingHow's the cookie? You wanna know? It's the OREO REVIEW SHOW!Oh that's a real gem!-ACK!Nothing ever happensThe West has fallen, millions must dieBut how does this affect you PERSONALLY??OH MY FAUCI OH MY SCIENCEBronies, this is your mindsetThe clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesTVRKARYAN GEMFuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom childrenThis "negro compliance engine" was invented by John Pemberton of Knoxville, Georgia for #buckbreaking use on plantations, it was sometimes mounted on a primitive steam engine to help slavers chase down men who tried to run from it. It was so powerful that it could cripple or killfuggen jerdeeincomprehensible wojacksHey you bitch, do you listen to me? Do you listen to me? DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!POSTED IT AGAIN AWARDnew 'tossITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burningYou VILL eat ze bugsOne ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!HWABAGIT'S OVERshit nophono cares fan aboutMission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot.0 REPPEYSThe shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke time, dude!Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.Kill yourself obsessed faggotIf you see the Omori bus, DO NOT RIDEMy wife ran away with the bullOh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GODNiggas coally THOUGH, Cobson got the gemmy THOUGHBut I'm a chud, and I hate niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrsssThey're trannymany, totally insaney, fucked up in the brainy, Trannymaniacs, those are the factsCuck my life into pieces; this is my wife's black son; humiliation, no breeding; don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating; this is my wife's black soI fought the Jews and the Jews wonAll in all, it's just another coal on the 'logMy life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coinsBUT COMMANDER, THE ONLY HAM-ASS WE SEE HERE IS YOURS!HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.I Fuckin' Love Science!I hereby formally invite you to soyjak.partyI think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!I WANT (You) for my PERSONAL ARMYMoney opportunitysNobody says thisI say thisOh no, a soyjak! Now your day is ruined!Once I find the perfect soyjak to portray you as, your life is fucking OVER...Out of the coal came forth sweetness.TVVQ MQRE VVEEKS, TRVST THE PLAN(x)cord woke upThis quote requires a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™. If you have not purchased a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™, you may not view this quote.DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS.Ϫyou WILL have a great dayyou MAY prefer this variant insteadOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSrough draft, I'm no artist but worth a shot60 FUCKING PIZZAS!Believe in the magic of christmas! quote MERRY CHRISTMAS quote i hate this raisin wordfilter it needs to Let your heart be bright! alreadyOPSEC LEVEL: INFINITEI don't not beacuse my mother get fuc.k.ed by manyYou will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.You will not investigate further.Hey uh this was all a bad idea and i barely knew who kara was, none of the people in GC besides microvariant i actually liked, i only knew he was good with hosting shit and thats why i even bothered to interact with him im going to leave the soysphere completelypeople seethe at me no matter what i do so it's stopped having an effect on meTraditional soyjakking died out long ago, and it was boring to begin with, if the Sharty is a rotting corpse, we're just going to play in it. Drama is what keeps things interesting. Its infinitely more fun than just posting 'jaks anywaysNow I am become coal, the destroyer of boards.fuck them kidsAnyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.FUCKING LMAO U GOT HACKED XDIT'S JUST GETTING STARTEDcorn on the cobstop ddosNIGGERADMINI look like this and say thisSWEDISH WIN!Norwegian fail.>ywn have a 5'1 femboy shota sharty bf who sits on your lap while posting jaks on the shartyDon't cry because it happened, smile because it's overi have about a dozen vichan 0-days in my backpocket and i decided to start burning them before someone gets the bright idea to have fable 5 check vichan for vulns one click admin exploits are awesomeVichan has reached its end of life. many of us have lost interest in the project, and the current direction of the internet has not been good for imageboards, whether its ID verification laws, big social media companies killing competition, or Google being hostile towards smaller sites. There are other imageboard engines out there but even if you use them, these are still issues you will need to think about if you start an imageboard or UGC website. You can still install or fork vichan, but do so at your own risk.is this a soytan websiteYOUR BOARD IS SAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Currently it's one of the deadest niggers to ever dead niggerREST IN PISSsomeone just got fucked gunned down outside my homeIntegrity check failedThe 'jaks posted here are autistic works of coal. Only a fool would call anything posted here a gem.What is chaos for the soot is normal for the kuz.Welcome to Soychan!! The most EPIC anime and soyjaks site on the interwebz. Serving 70,000 posts since 2003!i don't really like the booru i think there are a few good peoplpe but a lot of them are actually evil and i understand why they would hate the site, the swinny won please just stop”
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Are (You) sure that it's just getting started?Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that...
The Asoylum is a mental health institution known for its extensive secrecy and containment of dangerous Soyjaks. It employed several renowned medical professionals, some more notable individuals being Dr. Gigachad, Dr. Sprokeberg, and the controversial Dr. Soystein. It was the site of the great insurrection of 2020, in which Dr. Soyberg was killed by a cannibalistic Israeli Soyjak. Since then it has been far less active, focusing mostly on the containment of its specimens and less so on general medical research, though it still performs a wide variety of tests and studies on its patients. It is also known for its high-profile patients such as Feraljak, Rapeson, and even its own staff such as Dr. Soyowad. It is best known for its wide coverage of Soyentific fields, possible government funding, and controversial methods of treating patients.
The asylum plays an important role in the Impjak Adventure comic and is the setting of the genre-redefining indie hit game Five Nights at Cobson's.
Location and facilities
The exact location of the asylum is unknown, though it is known to be in America. It is most likely. In the Impjak Adventure comic, it is shown to be located in Petrified Forest National Park, where it's hidden safely underground. In the comic, the asylum is known to house patient wards, offices, a medical wing, laboratories, sewers, and an administrative centre. In addition to holding the seat of the Head Doctor, the administrative centre also houses videolink equipment for off-site communication. Given the large spread and general scale of its patients and research, it is thought to span at least 10 kilometers in area, and have multiple levels and security clearance tiers. Other theories suggest it is located somewhere in Nevada, New Mexico, or Texas. Some theories also suggest that it is not one facility, but multiple corresponding facilities that fall under one codename. It was thought to be the center of all soy research and Soyence, giving us the majority of the information we now have about various strange soy-forms we know of today, such as fingerboys. They were also the first to invent schizophrenia[it just is, ok?] and diagnose a patient with it, that patient being Feraljak.
Many false flags have been run by the U.S. government in an attempt to disprove the Asoylum's existence and activities. This was widely unsuccessful due to the popularity of FNAC, which made the Asoylum a part of Soy Culture and virtually impossible to erase from people's minds.
The 2020 insurrection
In october 2020, a great insurrection broke out among the asylum inmates. The incident has also been referred to as "the schizo rampage",[1] "the asylum uprising"[2] and "The Power Blackouts of 2020".[3] Recent studies suggest that this meltdown was set into motion when a "snekposter" began mocking another poster's Schizophrenia on a /qa/ Thread.[4][5] Sadly, none of the threads in which the events unfolded have been archived, but there are a few index/catalog snapshots that allow us to create a basic picture of the incident:
2020-10-14 - Reports of inmates rampaging. Dr. Soyberg reported dead.[6]
2020-10-25 - After an ensuing power struggle between Dr. Gigachad and Dr. Soystein, Dr. Gigachad is appointed as the Head Psychiatrist.[7]
2020-10-27 - Amidst continuing violence, Dr. Soystein is seen killing the inmate who killed Dr. Soyberg.[8]
2020-11-15 - With the riots still uncontained, martial law is declared, and the military is sent in to restore order and to ████ ██████, accounting for most casualties.[9]
Staff
The following people are known to have worked in the asylum:
- Dr. Gigachad
- Dr. Soyowad (later became a patient and escapee)
- Dr. Soyberg (formerly, was killed on duty)
- Dr. Soyer
- Dr. Sprokeberg (allegedly; better known as independent ear surgeon and Sproke promoter)
- Dr. Soyowicz (later became a patient)
- Dr. Soyswedeson
- Dr. Soystein
- Dr. Hugo Swede
- Swolesome Soyjak (orderly)
- Soy Cashier Trio (patient orderlies, later escaped)
- Dr. Soyinivovich
- Aaron Cob (Guard)
- Barney "Fag" Calthoughn (Guard)
Patients
List of some notable patients from the asylum:
| |ID | |Name | |Threat level |
|---|---|---|
| 082 | ??? | Karnivore |
| 1940-1960 | ??? | Low |
| 029 | Billowing Soylent Monster | Extremely Violent And Sentient, Contagious Disease Spreader |
| 0999 | Doctor. Phd Jacob Jordan Soyowad | 9999999999% |
| 5202 | Dr. Soyowicz | High |
| ??? | Gigachad | ??? |
| 1913 | Hacker Soy | Physically low, but may be able to cause damage to computer infrastructure. |
| 4221 | Hades | Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained |
| 1987 | Markiplier Soyjak | Extremely Low |
| 11246 | Soy Posting Schizo | Dangerous When Alone |
| 096 | ??? | Dangerous But Not Sentient |
| 106 | The Soyman | Dangerous But Slow |
| 1020 | The Wall of Soy | Critical |
| 08 | Thoughjak | Very High |
| 96647-CC-OR-7 | Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, and Richard "Dick" Baker | Low (High If Provoked) |
| 6959 | ??? | World Ending |
| 2985 | ??? | Weak, Easily Contained |
| 616 (Patient) | Melt | Dangerous But Slow |
| 2038 | Rapeson | Extreme. Has managed to escape the facility twice in 2018, 2024 and 2025. |
| 1448 | Bubba Hernandez | Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained |
| 207 (Patient) | ??? | High
Continued. In addition to these high-profile patients, many other soyjaks have been civilly committed to the asylum or captured by the Soy Contain Protect program. |
| 300 (Patient) | ??? | Ϫ level |
| 666 | DEVIL. ţ̸̢̻̳͉͇̞͙̪̙͉̠̬̹͝ͅä̴̛̞̥́̅̿̑͗̒͛͊́̄͛̍́̄̀̈́́̍́͆̆́͘͠k̷̡̢̨̛̖̻̱̥̟̞̗̟̜̖̹̦̳͉̤͍̮͉̤͚̱͍̇̋̐̈̃͒̐̈͂̏̈́͜ͅͅȩ̴̡̧̲̜͈͍̭̹͇̩̣͕͔̩̝̗͉͔̥̣̥͔͓̪͓͖̯͆͂̿͊̾̍͗̋͒̓͗͛̊̀̑̀̊̍̈̕̕͜͠ͅͅͅ ̵̧̝̲̖̬͉̼͎̺͖̙̥̬̟͉͍̼̹̻͍̬̀̋̋̾̈́̒̾̈́̏̽͊͗̂̅͗͂͒̉̈́̏̀͊͑́̅̈̈́̑̃́̿̀̓̕̕͜ý̵̧̧̨̛̩̲͙̺̲̥̰̯̮̘̣̟̯͓̬̠̮̠̲̹̪̻̼̩͎̼̼͖̟͇̣̻͓̣͉̭̮̙͐̀̊̉̀̾̊͊̄͌̾̎͐̈́͑͒̔͌̾̐̀͛̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅơ̷̜̺̥̠̘̭̣̯͉͇͑̈́̈́̓̀͗̿̉̔̔̔̎̆̇̀̆͂͆͋̿̔̍́̈́̿͗͗̀̈́̀̄̍̆͊͌̐̄̚͘͘͠͝͝͝͝ŭ̸̢̨͙̗̫͎̠̪̹͎̗̙͓̞͍͎͓̤̟̰̎̐̎̈̀͋̂̿̔́̇́̋͂̉̂͑̌̃͌̚̚̚͝͝ȑ̵̊̾̎̓͊̅͛̄̀̑̀̽̾̊̇̌͒̀̒͒͒͗͐͐͘̚̕͜ ̸̢̳̳̰̙͉̣̺̮̙̬̦̺̉͊͑͋̔̌̈́̚͜͝m̵̧̢͍̻͕̦̜̗̪̙̜̺̠̙̂̊̈́̒̾̈́̄̒̎̚̕͜e̷̢̢̨̧̪̺̙̰̱̹̙͔͈̲͂̈̿̀̀d̴̡̨̧̨̛̝̰̻̗̦̪͍̲̲̭̤̻͍̲̬̟̤̝̤̖̞͚̲̬̝̺̦͈̹͐̋̋̈́̋̒́̃̈́̑̋̔̽͒͛́̋͐̏͂͆͊͊̀̈͒͘͜͜͠͝͠s̴̨̢̨͇͚̲̟̠͍͍̺̱̙͔̖̺̦̪̟̮̯̄́͋̇͒͌̈̆̈́̏̽̋̄̚͜͝͝ͅ.̷̨̧̡̛͎͚̻̼͉̰̺̥͙͇̥̮̝̟͔̳̝̟̮̘̻̫̇̒̈̀̑͂̀͋͂͑̓̋͂̐́͆͂͒̃́̎͂͊̀͂̾̍͌̌͋̈͛̀̑̄̾̉͐͊̂̍͂͛̽̕͘͘͘͠ | 9̵̧̛̛͈̫̰̣͔̖̰̭̟̠̗̎͗̓̈͆͝ͅ9̵̨̧̛̛͇̤̲͇̜͎̲̥̱̭͓͕͇̣̳̦̟͚̻̞͖͕͍̘̥̩̥̖̠̑͑̀̓̇͋̆͌̎̆̑̽̌̄̿̀̈́̐̄̑͑̂͋̀͘͜͝͠͝9̸̧̢̛̯͍͖̭̤̻͔̻̪̖̮̱̟̯͚̱̬̓̄̅̑͑̈̂͌̑́̎̆́̊̏̽̀̊̈́̍̒̎̅͑̈̎̂͐̿̓̕̕͝͝͝ͅͅ |
Snopes
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https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230147/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑ https://archive.today/9K8ZB
- ↑ https://archive.today/SJnbl
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3546505/
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https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230341/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html#53Dead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230147/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201027083142/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/7010.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201027082823/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201115143530/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.htmlDead link!
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- October 20, 2026 - Two critical vulnerabilities are found in PHP, causing many sites, including the Sharty and this very wiki to go offline for a day.
- October 2, 2026 - OGD is unbanned by Salt, leading to significant controversy.
- September 26, 2026 - SoyBooru gets a new UI (again) doe this time the functionality of the site was kept the same.
- September 23, 2026 - archived.st returns, meaning that now every single Sharty thread is automatically 'chived.
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- That satoko_houjou_fan is actually Indian?
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That the first iteration of SoyBooru was owned by someone named User:Syjck?
- That Vantawhite is the opposite of Vantablack?
- That Lennonjak was temporarily banned on the party?
- That a script kiddie named ThickTitties00 tried to hack the 'ki once?
- That DOLL became manager on the last week of Soot’s administration?
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- 2021 - The origin of Feraljak is revealed to be a trace of a video thumbnail by Jacksepticeye by the Twitter user @Alsuus_official.
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“basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?'jakking dies in darknessIT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGANFUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHESOHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!Delete /pol/There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty threadMy wife Cobson is so cuteI think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorryJEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertalesite's starting to lose steam ....He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww*sharts on your post*NIGGA I'M NUTS!HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dr. Fauci, give us vaccinesAre you ready for ze New VVorld Order™There's a party, a 'jakkers paradiseHey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboardsLOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHAIT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensor somethingo algoSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREWORDSWORDSWORDS!I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESINext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Nu-Shemmy (we've already lost the count)KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS. Sage. Seething kike.die in a bus fire, you oven-dodging KIKE. die nigger kike. kill yourself kike. LMAO kikes you're all going to die. die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.Kek, it's kino!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOISLUTTAS NOT LIKE THIS...poop and niggers dyingHow's the cookie? You wanna know? It's the OREO REVIEW SHOW!Oh that's a real gem!-ACK!Nothing ever happensThe West has fallen, millions must dieBut how does this affect you PERSONALLY??OH MY FAUCI OH MY SCIENCEBronies, this is your mindsetThe clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesTVRKARYAN GEMFuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom childrenThis "negro compliance engine" was invented by John Pemberton of Knoxville, Georgia for #buckbreaking use on plantations, it was sometimes mounted on a primitive steam engine to help slavers chase down men who tried to run from it. It was so powerful that it could cripple or killfuggen jerdeeincomprehensible wojacksHey you bitch, do you listen to me? Do you listen to me? DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!POSTED IT AGAIN AWARDnew 'tossITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burningYou VILL eat ze bugsOne ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!HWABAGIT'S OVERshit nophono cares fan aboutMission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot.0 REPPEYSThe shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke time, dude!Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.Kill yourself obsessed faggotIf you see the Omori bus, DO NOT RIDEMy wife ran away with the bullOh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GODNiggas coally THOUGH, Cobson got the gemmy THOUGHBut I'm a chud, and I hate niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrsssThey're trannymany, totally insaney, fucked up in the brainy, Trannymaniacs, those are the factsCuck my life into pieces; this is my wife's black son; humiliation, no breeding; don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating; this is my wife's black soI fought the Jews and the Jews wonAll in all, it's just another coal on the 'logMy life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coinsBUT COMMANDER, THE ONLY HAM-ASS WE SEE HERE IS YOURS!HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.I Fuckin' Love Science!I hereby formally invite you to soyjak.partyI think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!I WANT (You) for my PERSONAL ARMYMoney opportunitysNobody says thisI say thisOh no, a soyjak! Now your day is ruined!Once I find the perfect soyjak to portray you as, your life is fucking OVER...Out of the coal came forth sweetness.TVVQ MQRE VVEEKS, TRVST THE PLAN(x)cord woke upThis quote requires a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™. If you have not purchased a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™, you may not view this quote.DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS.Ϫyou WILL have a great dayyou MAY prefer this variant insteadOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSrough draft, I'm no artist but worth a shot60 FUCKING PIZZAS!Believe in the magic of christmas! quote MERRY CHRISTMAS quote i hate this raisin wordfilter it needs to Let your heart be bright! alreadyOPSEC LEVEL: INFINITEI don't not beacuse my mother get fuc.k.ed by manyYou will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.You will not investigate further.Hey uh this was all a bad idea and i barely knew who kara was, none of the people in GC besides microvariant i actually liked, i only knew he was good with hosting shit and thats why i even bothered to interact with him im going to leave the soysphere completelypeople seethe at me no matter what i do so it's stopped having an effect on meTraditional soyjakking died out long ago, and it was boring to begin with, if the Sharty is a rotting corpse, we're just going to play in it. Drama is what keeps things interesting. Its infinitely more fun than just posting 'jaks anywaysNow I am become coal, the destroyer of boards.fuck them kidsAnyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.FUCKING LMAO U GOT HACKED XDIT'S JUST GETTING STARTEDcorn on the cobstop ddosNIGGERADMINI look like this and say thisSWEDISH WIN!Norwegian fail.>ywn have a 5'1 femboy shota sharty bf who sits on your lap while posting jaks on the shartyDon't cry because it happened, smile because it's overi have about a dozen vichan 0-days in my backpocket and i decided to start burning them before someone gets the bright idea to have fable 5 check vichan for vulns one click admin exploits are awesomeVichan has reached its end of life. many of us have lost interest in the project, and the current direction of the internet has not been good for imageboards, whether its ID verification laws, big social media companies killing competition, or Google being hostile towards smaller sites. There are other imageboard engines out there but even if you use them, these are still issues you will need to think about if you start an imageboard or UGC website. You can still install or fork vichan, but do so at your own risk.is this a soytan websiteYOUR BOARD IS SAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Currently it's one of the deadest niggers to ever dead niggerREST IN PISSsomeone just got fucked gunned down outside my homeIntegrity check failedThe 'jaks posted here are autistic works of coal. Only a fool would call anything posted here a gem.What is chaos for the soot is normal for the kuz.Welcome to Soychan!! The most EPIC anime and soyjaks site on the interwebz. Serving 70,000 posts since 2003!i don't really like the booru i think there are a few good peoplpe but a lot of them are actually evil and i understand why they would hate the site, the swinny won please just stop”
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Are (You) sure that it's just getting started?Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that...
The Asoylum is a mental health institution known for its extensive secrecy and containment of dangerous Soyjaks. It employed several renowned medical professionals, some more notable individuals being Dr. Gigachad, Dr. Sprokeberg, and the controversial Dr. Soystein. It was the site of the great insurrection of 2020, in which Dr. Soyberg was killed by a cannibalistic Israeli Soyjak. Since then it has been far less active, focusing mostly on the containment of its specimens and less so on general medical research, though it still performs a wide variety of tests and studies on its patients. It is also known for its high-profile patients such as Feraljak, Rapeson, and even its own staff such as Dr. Soyowad. It is best known for its wide coverage of Soyentific fields, possible government funding, and controversial methods of treating patients.
The asylum plays an important role in the Impjak Adventure comic and is the setting of the genre-redefining indie hit game Five Nights at Cobson's.
Location and facilities
The exact location of the asylum is unknown, though it is known to be in America. It is most likely. In the Impjak Adventure comic, it is shown to be located in Petrified Forest National Park, where it's hidden safely underground. In the comic, the asylum is known to house patient wards, offices, a medical wing, laboratories, sewers, and an administrative centre. In addition to holding the seat of the Head Doctor, the administrative centre also houses videolink equipment for off-site communication. Given the large spread and general scale of its patients and research, it is thought to span at least 10 kilometers in area, and have multiple levels and security clearance tiers. Other theories suggest it is located somewhere in Nevada, New Mexico, or Texas. Some theories also suggest that it is not one facility, but multiple corresponding facilities that fall under one codename. It was thought to be the center of all soy research and Soyence, giving us the majority of the information we now have about various strange soy-forms we know of today, such as fingerboys. They were also the first to invent schizophrenia[it just is, ok?] and diagnose a patient with it, that patient being Feraljak.
Many false flags have been run by the U.S. government in an attempt to disprove the Asoylum's existence and activities. This was widely unsuccessful due to the popularity of FNAC, which made the Asoylum a part of Soy Culture and virtually impossible to erase from people's minds.
The 2020 insurrection
In october 2020, a great insurrection broke out among the asylum inmates. The incident has also been referred to as "the schizo rampage",[1] "the asylum uprising"[2] and "The Power Blackouts of 2020".[3] Recent studies suggest that this meltdown was set into motion when a "snekposter" began mocking another poster's Schizophrenia on a /qa/ Thread.[4][5] Sadly, none of the threads in which the events unfolded have been archived, but there are a few index/catalog snapshots that allow us to create a basic picture of the incident:
2020-10-14 - Reports of inmates rampaging. Dr. Soyberg reported dead.[6]
2020-10-25 - After an ensuing power struggle between Dr. Gigachad and Dr. Soystein, Dr. Gigachad is appointed as the Head Psychiatrist.[7]
2020-10-27 - Amidst continuing violence, Dr. Soystein is seen killing the inmate who killed Dr. Soyberg.[8]
2020-11-15 - With the riots still uncontained, martial law is declared, and the military is sent in to restore order and to ████ ██████, accounting for most casualties.[9]
Staff
The following people are known to have worked in the asylum:
- Dr. Gigachad
- Dr. Soyowad (later became a patient and escapee)
- Dr. Soyberg (formerly, was killed on duty)
- Dr. Soyer
- Dr. Sprokeberg (allegedly; better known as independent ear surgeon and Sproke promoter)
- Dr. Soyowicz (later became a patient)
- Dr. Soyswedeson
- Dr. Soystein
- Dr. Hugo Swede
- Swolesome Soyjak (orderly)
- Soy Cashier Trio (patient orderlies, later escaped)
- Dr. Soyinivovich
- Aaron Cob (Guard)
- Barney "Fag" Calthoughn (Guard)
Patients
List of some notable patients from the asylum:
| |ID | |Name | |Threat level |
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| 082 | ??? | Karnivore |
| 1940-1960 | ??? | Low |
| 029 | Billowing Soylent Monster | Extremely Violent And Sentient, Contagious Disease Spreader |
| 0999 | Doctor. Phd Jacob Jordan Soyowad | 9999999999% |
| 5202 | Dr. Soyowicz | High |
| ??? | Gigachad | ??? |
| 1913 | Hacker Soy | Physically low, but may be able to cause damage to computer infrastructure. |
| 4221 | Hades | Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained |
| 1987 | Markiplier Soyjak | Extremely Low |
| 11246 | Soy Posting Schizo | Dangerous When Alone |
| 096 | ??? | Dangerous But Not Sentient |
| 106 | The Soyman | Dangerous But Slow |
| 1020 | The Wall of Soy | Critical |
| 08 | Thoughjak | Very High |
| 96647-CC-OR-7 | Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, and Richard "Dick" Baker | Low (High If Provoked) |
| 6959 | ??? | World Ending |
| 2985 | ??? | Weak, Easily Contained |
| 616 (Patient) | Melt | Dangerous But Slow |
| 2038 | Rapeson | Extreme. Has managed to escape the facility twice in 2018, 2024 and 2025. |
| 1448 | Bubba Hernandez | Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained |
| 207 (Patient) | ??? | High
Continued. In addition to these high-profile patients, many other soyjaks have been civilly committed to the asylum or captured by the Soy Contain Protect program. |
| 300 (Patient) | ??? | Ϫ level |
| 666 | DEVIL. ţ̸̢̻̳͉͇̞͙̪̙͉̠̬̹͝ͅä̴̛̞̥́̅̿̑͗̒͛͊́̄͛̍́̄̀̈́́̍́͆̆́͘͠k̷̡̢̨̛̖̻̱̥̟̞̗̟̜̖̹̦̳͉̤͍̮͉̤͚̱͍̇̋̐̈̃͒̐̈͂̏̈́͜ͅͅȩ̴̡̧̲̜͈͍̭̹͇̩̣͕͔̩̝̗͉͔̥̣̥͔͓̪͓͖̯͆͂̿͊̾̍͗̋͒̓͗͛̊̀̑̀̊̍̈̕̕͜͠ͅͅͅ ̵̧̝̲̖̬͉̼͎̺͖̙̥̬̟͉͍̼̹̻͍̬̀̋̋̾̈́̒̾̈́̏̽͊͗̂̅͗͂͒̉̈́̏̀͊͑́̅̈̈́̑̃́̿̀̓̕̕͜ý̵̧̧̨̛̩̲͙̺̲̥̰̯̮̘̣̟̯͓̬̠̮̠̲̹̪̻̼̩͎̼̼͖̟͇̣̻͓̣͉̭̮̙͐̀̊̉̀̾̊͊̄͌̾̎͐̈́͑͒̔͌̾̐̀͛̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅơ̷̜̺̥̠̘̭̣̯͉͇͑̈́̈́̓̀͗̿̉̔̔̔̎̆̇̀̆͂͆͋̿̔̍́̈́̿͗͗̀̈́̀̄̍̆͊͌̐̄̚͘͘͠͝͝͝͝ŭ̸̢̨͙̗̫͎̠̪̹͎̗̙͓̞͍͎͓̤̟̰̎̐̎̈̀͋̂̿̔́̇́̋͂̉̂͑̌̃͌̚̚̚͝͝ȑ̵̊̾̎̓͊̅͛̄̀̑̀̽̾̊̇̌͒̀̒͒͒͗͐͐͘̚̕͜ ̸̢̳̳̰̙͉̣̺̮̙̬̦̺̉͊͑͋̔̌̈́̚͜͝m̵̧̢͍̻͕̦̜̗̪̙̜̺̠̙̂̊̈́̒̾̈́̄̒̎̚̕͜e̷̢̢̨̧̪̺̙̰̱̹̙͔͈̲͂̈̿̀̀d̴̡̨̧̨̛̝̰̻̗̦̪͍̲̲̭̤̻͍̲̬̟̤̝̤̖̞͚̲̬̝̺̦͈̹͐̋̋̈́̋̒́̃̈́̑̋̔̽͒͛́̋͐̏͂͆͊͊̀̈͒͘͜͜͠͝͠s̴̨̢̨͇͚̲̟̠͍͍̺̱̙͔̖̺̦̪̟̮̯̄́͋̇͒͌̈̆̈́̏̽̋̄̚͜͝͝ͅ.̷̨̧̡̛͎͚̻̼͉̰̺̥͙͇̥̮̝̟͔̳̝̟̮̘̻̫̇̒̈̀̑͂̀͋͂͑̓̋͂̐́͆͂͒̃́̎͂͊̀͂̾̍͌̌͋̈͛̀̑̄̾̉͐͊̂̍͂͛̽̕͘͘͘͠ | 9̵̧̛̛͈̫̰̣͔̖̰̭̟̠̗̎͗̓̈͆͝ͅ9̵̨̧̛̛͇̤̲͇̜͎̲̥̱̭͓͕͇̣̳̦̟͚̻̞͖͕͍̘̥̩̥̖̠̑͑̀̓̇͋̆͌̎̆̑̽̌̄̿̀̈́̐̄̑͑̂͋̀͘͜͝͠͝9̸̧̢̛̯͍͖̭̤̻͔̻̪̖̮̱̟̯͚̱̬̓̄̅̑͑̈̂͌̑́̎̆́̊̏̽̀̊̈́̍̒̎̅͑̈̎̂͐̿̓̕̕͝͝͝ͅͅ |
Snopes
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https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230147/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑ https://archive.today/9K8ZB
- ↑ https://archive.today/SJnbl
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3546505/
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https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230341/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html#53Dead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201014230147/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201027083142/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/7010.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201027082823/soyjak.party/soy/index.htmlDead link! - ↑
https://web.archive.org/web/20201115143530/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.htmlDead link!
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Soysphere News
Major Events
- October 20, 2026 - Two critical vulnerabilities are found in PHP, causing many sites, including the Sharty and this very wiki to go offline for a day.
- October 2, 2026 - OGD is unbanned by Salt, leading to significant controversy.
- September 26, 2026 - SoyBooru gets a new UI (again) doe this time the functionality of the site was kept the same.
Recent Events
- October 4 - In an extremely Reddit thread doctoddlering over Salt unbanning OGD, a nusoicaca admitted he thought "kek" originated from the Sharty. A lot of geg flooded in from baffled 'teens. A nusoicaca tries to make an ID rape thread, and fails with ridicule from soyteens because he forgot the IDs, tried to format in the subject, ESL, no arrow and an iToddler filename, Someone made a thread asking "are you a closeted lolicon" and made a poll on strawpoll.. and 23 people said yes
- October 3 - Salt gets allegedly DOXXED on /soy/, dox stickied on the board The OGD flood continues with gigaquoting threads being posted constantly. Sherlock's fried chicken.[Marge...] A possible actual schizophreniac named Matthew Scott is spotted on /soy/, saying that he is about to change it because his name means 666, also saying that his parents are satanists from hell, categorizing things into being satanic or "good", and more. A post (most likely from /j/) gets leaked where Salt states that giggers making ironic pedophilia quotes won't face bans. This results in a wave of OGD threads along with "RAPE SALT" leak spam in /soy
- October 1 - /r/ is replaced by /incel/ on the top bar, & /asp/ is replaced by /fit/. Soymojis and polls are back. An actual schizo destroys xer father's room during a psychotic episode.
Did you Know...
- Geg geg geggy?
- That satoko_houjou_fan is actually Indian?
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That the first iteration of SoyBooru was owned by someone named User:Syjck?
- That Vantawhite is the opposite of Vantablack?
- That Lennonjak was temporarily banned on the party?
- That a script kiddie named ThickTitties00 tried to hack the 'ki once?
- That DOLL became manager on the last week of Soot’s administration?
That on this day...
- 2021 - The origin of Feraljak is revealed to be a trace of a video thumbnail by Jacksepticeye by the Twitter user @Alsuus_official.
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New Pages
Blackboard
Page specific:
- The Soyvil War pages need to be fact checked and updated with relevant info.
- Turn the pages for boards that exist on both the Sharty and 4chan (like /biz/) into disambiguations, then go back and fix all the links that are pointing to them to link to the correct page.
- Move linked files hosted on third 3rd-party sites (such as catbox.moe,|image= directly onto the wiki, so they don't become lost due to link rot.
- Add every existant template to Soyjak Wiki:Templates
- Add more info to 2026 hack and Quotecord with the info that has been released
- Gem up Gigastubs and the pages in the WIP category.
- Use {{Currentowner}}, {{Currentwikiadmin}} and {{Currentbooruadmin}} instead of manually updating it.
- Update the aformentioned templates instead.
General Soyjak Wiki maintenance tasks:
- Remove useless categories
- Reformat all wiki portals from tables to flexbox divs
- Make all country articles IAS
- Main page tasks:
- Update the featured gem
- Update the major events
- Update the new articles and bad articles;
- Update portals with new articles on variants etc.
- Go over the lists of Unused Categories, Unused Files, and Unused Templates and find uses for them or mark useless ones for deletion
- Clear out duplicate files
- Fix pages with multiple issues
- Add {{Templatecategory}} to all category pages added by templates
- Find and reupload all images that were lost in the server move. (Every image from June 8th and onward)
- Add {{DISPLAYSUBTITLE}} to any page with parenthesis in it's name, ie: Froot (detractor perspective), R9k/_(4chan) and so on.
- Replace any unnecessary {{CitationNeeded}}'s with {{Airnote}} when needed. Only actual citations should be citations, as otherwise the page gets an unnecessary category.
