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(((Gooning))) is the universal Gen Z slang term for an excessive, porn-addicted and unhealthy form of masturbation. It likely originated in obscure BDSM circles, where trannies and faggots pushed each other to be more and more degenerate. This has led most, if not the majority of gooners to develop severe and disgusting fetishes, or worse, paraphilias such as pedophilia and zoophilia. Gooning, having these mental illnesses, and being a tranny/faggot, is HEAVILY tied to early porn introduction unsurprisingly, as consuming porn at an early age almost guarantees that you will be addicted to it earlier in life. EPI and porn addiction in general is also tied to progressive porn addiction, which is when somebody seeks out more and more degenerate content, usually with it resulting in one developing a taste for absolutely degenerate, immoral, and HIGHLY illegal content. Gooning is an epidemic that can only be stopped by restricting access to porn, restricting children's access to the internet, killing gooners, and by doxing gooner artists. Today, gooning or "being a gooner" usually just refers to being a massive porn addict.
Gooning was originally a synonym of Edging, where one "achieves a state of trance where ones mind intimately merges with ones cock" masturbates for an unusual length of time without cumming.
Gooning, literally, is the fetishization of porn addiction and masturbation. It is the full-circle encouragement of degeneracy that causes many people like Giggly Goonclown, minus8, and Keffals to become the horrifically mutated "human beings" they are today. It is usually the point where most either realize how fucked up they are and stop, kill themselves, or become the next Epstein before being imprisoned and sodomized by Rapeson. It is, of course, the result of Jewish nonsense being refined over years and years of perfection, ironically similar to Yakub's white race.
Gooners are usually found on Xitter, Discord and Reddit, but are also active on 4chan, unsurprisingly. Gooners have recently been spotted on /soy/ and SoyBooru. You VVILL supersage all gooners and downdoot their posts.
History of Gooning
To be researched: The first use of the term "gooning" in relation to masturbation. Can (You) help us?
Many people have tried to pinpoint the first use of the word "gooner" in relation to masturbation. Early uses of the term include an Urban Dictionary definition from 2005.[1] Some have suggested that the term "gooning" came from Something Awful, since users refer to each others as "goons",[2][3] though this theory is mostly speculation. Fun fact: this is where the term "Troon" comes from!
The start of the "modern" gooning culture is hard to pinpoint, though it is heavily understood to have originated from Reddit further emphasizing the Jewish nature behind it.. The subreddits r/GOONED and r/GoonCaves (the latter of which was 'nished for refusing to remove revenge porn) were both created in 2019. Gooner culture has resulted in several forms of pornography, such as "captions", or text over porn, that encourages people to be more and more degenerate. The 4chan /trash/ board was the main home of gooning for quite a long time, and still is for the most part. According to one anon,[4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15] a small discord clique drove away a lot of posters who then splintered into /pag/ (porn addiction general), /epag/ (extreme porn addiction general) and /pfg/ (pussyfree general)[16]. Eventually /epag/ was banned for promoting pedophilia and grooming, and /pag/ moved to Sturdychan.
Rise of Gooning
Some reasons for the rise of gooning culture since 2019 might be:
- Covid-19 lockdowns making many zoomers unable to develop social skills due to being forced indoors.
- Early porn introduction or EPI media, which is a very deep rabbit hole.
- Zoomers are the first generation who had access to the internet since childhood, with most having a phone or even personal computer. This almost always results in EPI in one way or another.
- Young men are more lonely than ever, and often turn to drugs or porn instead of actually making friends and relationships. Many Zoomers might also be completely incapable of forming real relationships due to being retarded or irony poisoned.
- Faggotry, Paraphilias and general sexual deviancy is becoming more and more accepted in society, making people feel comfortable displaying these traits openly.'
- As a result of this, gooners are LITERALLY fucking mobilizing to attempt to normalize pornography being shown to kids and actively try to EPI children[17][HORRIBLY BRIMMY, OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.].
- A general push towards "sex positivity" and downplaying the personal and societal effects of pornography and porn addiction.
- Jews contaminating potable water sources with suspicious chemical substances, furthering the brainrot[18]
Closeted Gooners
As many know, there are open gooners, proud gooners, and antigooners/nevergooners. But there also exist another breed of gooners, albeit a tragic one, essentially both a gooner and an antigooner: Closeted gooners, or people that may participate in nevergooner activities and/or deny being a gooner. But behind closed doors, they are gooners themselves. These are people whom we should pray for to stop gooning.
'booru users will insult eachother with shit like "shitskin tranny pedo gooner niggers", and if the one saying that turns out to be similar or the exact same to what they called the other person, then they are what is known as a Projector.
(In)Famous Gooners
Giggly Goonclown / Orion Grant Passmore
Main article: Giggly Goonclown
The clown prince of gooning himself. 'Teens used to spam videos of him on the Party in order to shock other users. Eventually his Discord account was compromised and he was doxed. In an export of all his discord messages people found evidence of him being a pedo- and zoophile, among other things. The Goonclown case gained significant notoriety outside the Party and spawned the Goongate conspiracy theory. Turkey Tom also made a video on Orion, which has amassed over 2.4 million views as of August 2025.
Sodacat / Jean-Luc Michelena / Ella Hollywood
A tranny porn star who is part of the larger Goongate conspiracy theory. 'Teens found screenshots of Twitter DMs between the Giggly Goonclown and Hollywood in the Goonclown discord leaks. In them Hollywood admits that he watches and makes loli edits encouraging pedophilia and specifically mentions Bad Belle. Notably, xhe has met up with F1NNSTER and "Ava" Chris Tyson in real life. Nothing to see here!
Bad Belle
A caption creator who was active on the /pag/ and /epag/ generals on /trash/ and on other sites. Their edits were usually either loli or EPI related and many of them encouraged gooners to go "deeper" than just lolicon. It is also said, that some of their edits include actual 'p which was filtered or redrawn to hide it.[19] They also dumped their content in a password protected ZIP file on /pag/, which caused the general to be temporarily banned off of 4chan, since the file included actual 'p.[20][21] They haven't been active under the Bad Belle pseudonym for some time now, but their edits still float around in some gooning communities.
CeceFem / Angelford Sho Humphres / Celestia Soul Konno
Main article: CeceFem
Basically discount Goonclown. Has every tranny fetish in existence and has groomed various children on Discord.
Xhe encouraged them to troon out and self-harm, and love interracial porn. Xhe supposedly left the internet after the 'arty doxed xher.
minus8
Main article: minus8
Korean 'p creator who was raided by the sharty in Operation 9/11, resulting in the creation of Cobbess, then 'oxed. After being 'oxed, xe turned ximself in to the South Korean police since pornography is illegal there🗝️.
Kernüng
Main article: Kernüng
Shitskin self-hating pajeet 'P drawing drawfag branigger who had all his account passwords and search history leaked revealing that he goons to futa loli shota anal goatse fart fetish rape. Currently hardware banned off the entire Soysphere.[22]
Kernüng's tale should be told to soyteens around the Soysphere, that even those who appear as antigooners and post never goon, are secretly the most degenerate pedophile gooners themselves.[he was exposed to porn at the age of 6 albeit, which does not happen to most people]
Astrofene / CrimeanChud
Main article: Astrofene
SoyBooru niggerfaggot who would anonpost BBC bait on the 'ru. He got banned after Warrior-Z found out he was participating in a pedophilic Jarty splinter, which VILL not be named. Xe was also banned from SWAbooru for saying antifurries and trannies are literally the same.
Mainstream EPI Campaigns
Kikes such as (((Sophie Rain))) and Belle Delphine have used EPI to create loyal gooner fanbases, and their effects on those who were exposed to their content via tiktok or other platforms is clear (Belle Delphine's army of wannabe ewhores)
this is clearly a psyop by DA JOOOOOOOOOZ to make all the hekkin kids into troons. TJD would solve this xisters....
Connection to Trannies
Many gooners are also trannies. Unlike "normal" trannies, gooners usually don't deny their autogynephilia. Trannies such as CeceFem can be regarded as gooners, as their transition is usually the result of their addiction to sissy pornography and the urge to live out these fantasies. They also encourage others, including minors, to start trooning out to live out their sissy BNWO fantasies. Many trannies run literal cults of personality on Discord and Twitter and encourage harmful behavior such as self-harm or self-sterilization.
>kid sees trans people at a young age, typically from the internet
>becomes fascinated with them and the trannies start to groom them
>starts to identify as a "femboy", starts wearing cat ears, striped thigh highs, etc.
>starts hornyposting, which is the final step before the introduction of porn
>child troons out and gets hooked on porn
>as people try to help the child, they either kill themselves before its too late or start identifying as bullshit like "therian" and "xenogender" meant to reinforce the grooming
>the final step, and what the troons want all along: minors that have completely trooned out and are either attracted to children or animals (fictional or real). the porn addiction becomes so strong that the only thing that gets them hard is zoophilia or ‘P
An obsessed hatred towards trannies can cause you to slowly become a tranny yourself, many chuddies become trannies due to their schizohprenic hatred towards them. The best thing to do is:
Gooning terms and dogwhistles
Gooners have their own terminology and dogwhistles to express their fetishes. These can often be seen in Twitter Bios of gooners. Though some of these might be used outside of gooning culture, especially by braniggers.
No Limits / Limitless – Having no "taboos". Often used as a dogwhistle by pedophiles to signal that they're ok with pedophilia. This term is wordfiltered on 4chan; "nl" or terms like "no lims" are used instead.
MAP / 🗺️ / Cartographer / Folder / YAP – Minor Attracted Person (Pedophile). The term cartographer and YAP (Youth Attracted Person) started being used when people wised up to the meaning of MAP.
Zoo / ζ – Zoophile
Knot / Knotted – Used by zoophiles (and furries) to refer to the area of a dog's canine's penis that is inflated during after sex. <- Geeeeg furries cant even.
😭 / ToT / 🍭 / 🎒 / 📛 / 🎀 / 🍼 / LolipopTWT/CherryTWT/cunny – Lolicon
🧸 / 🍯 – Shotacon
💄 / 🥠 – Refers to male and female dog genitalia. Either into feral furry dog porn or real dog porn.
🌈🍖 – Pro-Fiction, supports themes such as incest, rape and pedophilia in fiction.
🔪 / 🩸 – Into cutting / bloodplay / self-harm.
Age in Location – Some minors want to interact with pedophiles online so they put their age in their location info. They oftentimes write things such as 14th Street or use arithmetics such as 10 x 2 - 6 to, for example, express that they're 14.
Age Switching/ 41🔁 – This is used by minors to usually attract pedophiles and tell them their age without explicitly saying their age for example if someone says 31🔁 this means they are 13 because 31 switched around is 13.
Cheese Pizza Emoji / 🍕 – An allegory for Child Porn, may be used by 'p traders on social media sites.
Peyronie's disease
Overmasturbation (aka gooning) is one of the common causes of Peyronie's disease, a disease that literally bends your dick and makes it permanently curved or depending on the severity, a 90 degree angle boomerang shape forever. Why this happens is due to the stress your penis tissue is facing from the gooning causing micro tears. Your body begins to produce plaque or a scab on your penis and causes your dick to be curved. This can be corrected with surgery but is otherwise permanent.
(((They))) never tell you this so you'll fuck your penis as well as having gooning induced erectile dysfunction. Peyronie's disease is basically the penises defense mechanism against their abusive gooner brain.
In short, don't goon because you'll destroy your dick (should be common knowledge anyway).
A thread was dedicated to discussing it.[23]
The Cure
You VILL go to this website and you VILL stop gooning!
The Trvth
Fapping doesn't decrease prostrate cancer, however does increase prostrate dysfunction.
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/7vvouk.pdf
Source 2: https://files.catbox.moe/6oxfvs.pdf
Porn and erectile dysfunction
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Hsjbf
Source 2: https://archive.ph/gV3pr
Consumption of pornography makes you depressed and less happy:
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Dt8E3
Source 2: https://archive.ph/cbks9
Source 3: https://archive.ph/UUEMu
Source 4: https://archive.ph/LdYBT
Source 5: https://archive.ph/e1W31
Source 6: https://archive.ph/H3tlO
The longer you consume pornography, the more likely you are to consume 'p
source: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/257253220
Gooning turns you into a tranny or faggot freak
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4mRn7
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/glHhg
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gjlhJ
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/biODW
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PTCsE
Source 6: https://files.catbox.moe/4sqf82.pdf
Source 7: https://files.catbox.moe/gz0qz4.pdf
Gooning linked to general mental illness:
Source: https://archive.ph/xBQyx
The earlier you begin using pornography, more likely you are to become addicted to nigger drugs:
Source: https://archive.ph/RXZqn
Gooners have higher rates of immature psychological defense mechanisms (ex: Projection, cognitive dissonance, regression, denial):
Source 1: https://archive.ph/FxHdl
Source 2: https://archive.ph/9lFFt
Source 3: https://archive.ph/pijUe
"PPU (Problematic Porn Use, AKA porn addiction) is positively predicted by vicarious sadism"
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sj4kuf.pdf
Gooning causes brain damage
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/v2bjmd.pdf
Source 2: https://archive.ph/vPfzE
Source 3: https://archive.ph/VikIh
Porn addiction is a real thing:
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Nf7gN
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xbbsM
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HZuWs
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RbcN2
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bb5I4
Source 6: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aPki9
Source 7: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lDW3p
More than half of gooners report that over time they began gooning to things that they would previously be disgusted by
Source: https://archive.ph/wip/K8kEK
Porn increases sexual aggression, it does not serve as an outlet but rather amplifies sexual urges:
Source: https://archive.ph/W2OEm
Porn affects sexual behavior
Source: https://archive.ph/yAC3k
In 2008, 14.4% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
In 2011, 48.7% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before age of 13
In 2017, 70% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gVxvH
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QvAJ3
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JR2NV
The porn industry has an annual revenue of 100 billion dollars.
Source: https://archive.ph/PSglrSnopes
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16620810
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16621822
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16625754
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/42603755/#42605898
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45466380/#45473872
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46024927/#46088270
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45626590/#45633805
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46064107/#46103936
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/45706571/#45710610
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/35168726/#35171774
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50310276/#50315717
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50657588/#50658279
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52143644/#52168984
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46748499/#46748673
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/52619327/#52622635
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60843630/#60855789
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/1y159f.7z
- ↑ the magic 8ball on my desk that tells me everything i need to know
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17535133
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49825411/#49837936
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-17529650
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/kernung-is-cord-sissy.2912/
- ↑ https://archive.ph/1sHvl
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