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“basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFuck this shit websiteFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobTOL TOL TOLYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?'jakking dies in darknessIT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGANFUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHESOHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!Delete /pol/There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty threadDeanMy wife Cobson is so cuteI think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorryJEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertalesite's starting to lose steam ....He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww*sharts on your post*NIGGA I'M NUTS!HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dr. Fauci, give us vaccinesAre you ready for ze New VVorld Order™There's a party, a 'jakkers paradiseHey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboardsLOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHAIT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensOr somethingSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREwordswordswordsI RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESNext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS. Sage. Seething kike.die in a bus fire, you oven-dodging KIKE. die nigger kike. kill yourself kike. LMAO kikes you're all going to die. die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.Kek, it's kino!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOISLUTTAS NOT LIKE THIS...poop and niggers dyingHow's the cookie? You wanna know? It's the OREO REVIEW SHOW!Oh that's a real gem!-ACK!Nothing ever happensThe West has fallen, millions must dieBut how does this affect you PERSONALLY??OH MY FAUCIOH MY SCIENCEBronies, this is your mindsetThe clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesTVRKARYAN GEMFuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom childrenThis "negro compliance engine" was invented by John Pemberton of Knoxville, Georgia for #buckbreaking use on plantations, it was sometimes mounted on a primitive steam engine to help slavers chase down men who tried to run from it. It was so powerful that it could cripple or killfuggen jerdeeincomprehensible wojacksHey you bitch, do you listen to me? Do you listen to me? DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!POSTED IT AGAIN AWARDnew 'tossITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burningYou VILL eat ze bugsOne ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please!HWABAGIT'S OVERMustard on the beat, yo!shit nophono cares fan aboutMission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot.0 REPPEYSThe shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke time, dude!Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.Kill yourself obsessed faggotIf you see the Omori bus, DO NOT RIDEMy wife ran away with the bullOh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GODNiggas coally THOUGH, Cobson got the gemmy THOUGHBut I'm a chud, and I hate niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersThey're trannymany, totally insaney, fucked up in the brainy, Trannymaniacs, those are the factsCuck my life into pieces; this is my wife's black son; humiliation, no breeding; don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating; this is my wife's black soI fought the Jews and uh Jews wonAll in all, it's just another coal on the 'logMy life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coinsBUT COMMANDER, THE ONLY HAM-ASS WE SEE HERE IS YOURS!HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! 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This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

Shitflinging is a pastime of many soyteens, and the primary activity of most SoyBooru namefags (and Chuds). Shitflinging is performed all over the soysphere, but is most pronounced on SoyBooru, where it has been at the core of 'ru culture ever since the Italo-Argentine War shifted the purpose of the site from a soyjak archive into a shitflinging warzone (though shitflinging had certainly been practiced on the 'ru before that). Shitflinging may also mean countrywarring or may simply be shitflinging for the sake of it.

Shitflinging nowadays commonly organizes itself around a NuSatoko, and the most prominent wars have been the aforementioned Italo-Argentine War, World War Z, and World War OneShot.

History

2022

Primarily BBC vs BWC related content, inciting chuds and trannies to engage in edit wars for several dozen pages on the booru early on. The Russo-Ukrainian War was also big during this time. Namefags were very rare and universally despised, a stark contrast to today's 'ru.

2023

Italo-Argentine War begins very early in the year, with Sobot adding fuel to the fire by not deleting any material engaging in the conflict. This permanently scars the 'ru and turns it into a namefag shitflinging fest for the next two years eternity. Discussion is banned in late February, but continues again several months later. The war did not conclude until Satoko houjou fan requests his account be deleted. It is currently speculated that all claims accusing Italian Chad of being a Discord Tranny from the QAfe were all projection, with all who opposed him eventually getting permanently banned. Multiple shitflinging techniques arose during this period.

Carets

No explanation needed. This technique was originally performed with "above me" but was slowly supplanted by caret arrows pointing at the brapskin ^.

Speech bubble quoting

No explanation needed.

DNA analysis

Usually performed by an anonymous chud (the apex predator to namefags). The shitflinger analyzes and fact-checks their victim's DNA composition and biochemical signs.

2024

Slopjakking goes mainstream after a year, with namefags mocking other namefags through means of projection of their deepest and darkest fantasies. Slopjakking drives many people away from the booru due to slopjaks being "too ugly" and "not funny". This depletion of users primarily leaves slopjakkers and namefag shitflingers as the only individuals using the 'ru. Most of the activity died out by the end of 2024 due to the most obsessed faggots all getting banned for connections with Discord and Pedophilia.

Slopjakking

Main article: Slopjak

This technique revolves around depicting your opponent as a hideously distorted and deformed black/brown soyjak with a hilarious amount of negative attributes or media tacked on top.

Copypasta spam

This technique was popularized by Warrior-Z near the end of 2024. Although copypastas were certainly used before this, this was the first instance of modern copypasta spam to be employed at such a scale.

Countryaryan gems

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Jewish autism award
Falseflagging countries through [COUNTRY]ARYAN GEM is an important part of 'ru culture. It was popularized by (though likely not invented by) the user jewishautismaward78, who would comment TVRKARYAN GEM or IS THIS A TVRKARYAN? under any brimmy post or post containing a black soyjak or slopjak. Slowly, his method began to spread and is now applied to many different countries.
  • A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025[1]
    A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025[1]

2025

This year saw the emergence of some new shitflinging metas:

Memorials

The shitflinger attacks their opponent by hanging them and then mourning their death with a long euology. This technique was popularized when it was used against Jimbo during World War OneShot.

^ rapes (object)

Self-explanatory. The namefag is accused of raping some random animal or object. Namefags have been accused of raping air, bricks, snails, vending machines, and more using this technique.

^ got raped by (object)
A subtrend that evolved out of the technique above. Self-explanatory.

(Namefag)creature

This technique was popularized by Doll during the latter half of World War OneShot. It entailed commenting "disgusting jimbocreature" or some other derivative of the term under posts containing black, trans, etc soyjaks. Doll would also comment the violent fantasies or minor conveniences he would like to perform to Jimbo under some posts.

Comment brapping

On December 6, 2025, boorucucks found out how to break comment section divs through text styling and incorporated this knowledge into their shitflinging routines, giving birth to a new technique. This was later patched out until a different way to achieve the same result was rediscovered in January 2026.[2] After the Nuuru released, this stopped working.

2026

Femjakking

The shitflinger attacks their opponent by making a female soyjak version of them. This trend technically started in late 2025 with MoistPepper, but began to be applied to other namefags such as emerald in early 2026.

Mention spam

After the nuuru's release, it was discovered that you could clog up the notifications of other user by spam mentioning them, and causing leakage

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/KACwm
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/IcAaq https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0200-32/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/162209

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Major Events

  • July 17, 2026 - SPVA gets banned once again, this time for good.
  • July 14, 2026 - Cobblestone steps down as Soyjak Wiki admin, with Fenriris becoming the new admin.
  • July 5, 2026 - The namefield has been added to /soy/ and flags are enabled on /soy/ and /qa/. Using a VPN shows up as the Indian flag.
  • June 27, 2026 - The Admincaust occurs.
  • June 6, 2026 - Nuuru's source code is leaked, again.
  • June 1, 2026 - The Homocaust begins.
  • May 30, 2026 - Limeade leak.
  • May 7, 2026 - With Limeade gone, documentation of non-pedophilic splinters is now allowed.
  • May 2, 2026 - Limeade gets banned.
  • April 5, 2026 - Kaguya's discord leaks come to light.
  • March 29, 2026 - Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old.
  • March 25, 2026 - BBQ Sauce resigns.
  • February 27, 2026 - SoyBooru revamp & forum, named Nuuru, is released.
  • February 26, 2026 - Doctos is wordfiltered to OMGSISA.
  • February 18, 2026 - Nico Nico Douga colonization efforts begin.
  • February 13, 2026 - Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo is announced.
  • January 30, 2026 - 20 million total posts are achieved.

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On This Day: July 17

  • 2022 - Soot announces his retirement from the Party. Kuz does his first Q&A as the owner of the site and "apologizes" for leaking (presumably) jakkers' IPs while trying to leak 'P spammers' IPs. New janitor applications open for the next 24 hours.
  • 2023 - Kuz announces a bid for the ownership of the Sharty (pictured). Doll was winning the bid with over $7500 invested in it with full support from soyteens.
  • 2024 - /raid/ is temporarily locked due to it being raided by da 'cord.
  • 2025 - A "Poop and niggers dying" banner, along with 2 gifs of ai pepe laughing are added to wiki's sitenotice. Summer 2025 starts.

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