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Nick Fuentes (Powerword: Nicholas Joseph Fuentes), also known as Spic Fuentes, Nigger Fuentes, Gay Pedophile or sometimes Future Space Emperor by retards, is an "American" latinx Meximutt streamer and xitter goy known for his supposedly chuddy politics. He is the sole host of the America First show (despite wishing iran to win against america), which has been relentlessly clipped by Instagram and Tiktok users being called the "most banned show on earth" despite it being readily available in most ALL free countries. <-- that's not what they mean by banned dumbass.

Fuentes has recently came out the closet as a2 shill for the Democrat party.

He brutally bulled Destiny's "wife"[who cheated on him twice][1] in 2024 a couple of days after going live with him, and from a leaked video clip, Destiny supposedly gave Nick head, among other terrible, possibly far worse gay shit that had occurred directly after their stream. Also, he allegedly had a femboy boyfriend for a while named catboykami, who appeared multiple times on stream with him.[Braniggers...]

His streams just consist of him sperging out at retarded superchats, and talking about major world events and how Jews did them or something. He also constantly repeats the retarded and contradictory idea of making America into a "Holy Roman Empire" type civilization, because he is a beaner and therefore a Catholic.

He recently did an interview with well-known BBC lover Piers Morgan, wherein he BTFO'd him by saying that Hitler was cool and standing on almost everything he's said, despite Morgan's efforts to make him feel ashamed. The interview has increased his mainstream popularity and hopefully chudded some normies up. A Jew named (((Daniel Finkelstein))), who is somehow a Lord Baron in Britain, tried to pull the "me mum died in the heckin' Holly" card to shut him down, but Nick simply geg'd at it. Later, Dr.Phil got on for a summary and post-debate convo, and basically called nick a retarded young faggot. This, however, is shit nobody cares about because Dr. Phil is pure boomer goyslop.

He has been in deep controversy for a "joke" where he stated that Jeffrey Epstein was "cool", attempting to cop-out by saying that he didn't """""exactly""""" support his pedophilia. This, however, is retarded, and doesn't matter because he then doubled down and said that Epstein was a badass rich playboy. This plays into his previous statements that 16 was the perfect age for marriage, and where he stated that 15-17 is the age at which women are most fertile. This, among a few other allegations and remarks, is the main evidence behind the claims of Nick's pedophilia.

Proof of Spic Fuentes being a homosexual pedophile


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Relation to the Soysphere

The main relation between Nick Fuentes and soy culture is the fact that around half of all soyteens support and/or consume his content due to his chuddy nature and general offensiveness. The other half of 'teens still think Nick is a gay spic (which he is), but often still think he's funny or perhaps even right about most things (which he is).

Spadeson appeared on America First.[2]

Nick has indirectly mentioned soy culture on his show a handful of times, often talking about Chudjak or using phrases like "Nothing Ever Happens." This is pretty much it. He's like 27 years old anyways, there's no reason he would use or know what the sharty is in any capacity. Plus, he is a former[hopefully] 4chan user.

Calls himself a chud.

Direct relation to the Soysphere? Probably none, but xis fans most definitely spam frogs from time to time on /soy/. He has his own board on 8kun which is now dead, but soyjaks were probably posted there a while ago. Many Instagram pages which upload sharty content upload clips of him as well.

Has soyjaks made of him.

He is friends with Sam Hyde, a Jewish KANG with marginally closer ties to the Soysphere.

In defense of the spic

Nick Fuentes has been called many bad things, from Mexican, to faggot, to even pedophile, but in his defense some of the people who hate him are liberals. On top of this, he's done quite a few good things. Below, they are listed.

Groypers

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Groypers are jews larping as shitskins larping as white.
A braniggergroyper
>uh billions must die or whatever evndo im a tradcathlarper

Fans of Nick are called Groypers, Gaypers, or Fuentards. Groypers are well-known for being 50% larpers who don't watch his streams, and 50% fat brown pedophiles with aids and cancer. The second half of his fans are known for their utter dedication to polishing Nick's TBP, for literally never being white, and for being completely incapable of actual political discussion due to their intensely raped brains being unable to do anything but reference Nick's most popular clips. A good way to spot a Groyper is to ask them how they feel about Nick, ask them about actual political theory, or by looking for the aforementioned clip references. This is less reliable by itself, as Nick's clips are (sadly) extremely popular amongst chuds.

How to bait a Groyper

His fans (as we discussed) are usually insufferable niggers. Here are a few reliable ways to make them sperg out.

Doxxing

Nick was doxxed by leftoid Xitter in November 2024 for his gemmy quote "Your body, my choice. Forever.". This dox led to a horrifically deformed and retarded Jewish woman, resembling a pot of greed or perhaps a fleshlight, repeatedly knocking on his door to intimidate him.

Nick, using up the 0.001% Nordic Aryan DNA in his frail body, unholstered his holy pepper spray and destroyed the stupid ogreish kike with it. He then pushed her to the ground, with a witness stating that "his eyes glowed a saintly blue, and his hair and skin became that of a Hitlerian soldier of the highest caste." He then subsequently returned to his fat, short, retarded spic body and retreated into his home.

THIS WAS A BAD DOX, because it was firstly NOT done by /raid/, and secondly was done by spiteful leftards who are somehow worse at doxxing than nusois. But nevertheless, the gegs that came of this dox are undeniably gemmy.

Nick, after brutally molesting the kike foid at his doorstep, said "i'm not a white supremacist, my dad is Mexican!" proving the claims of his brapcestry.[4]Literally ALL of this shit is outdated. You WILL provide us with a fresh dox, or contribute to existing information, and provide it HERE!

Conservapedia Endorsement

Conservapedia is an Encyclopedia Dramatica-like wiki fork but much less gay and much more serious, aldoe being around the same age, with it being 20 years old and ED being 22 years old.

In early 2025, before fuentes blew up in the mainstream, he endorsed Conservapedia in a long, long, LONG AS FUCK 5 hour tirade about the jews and illuminati or something. After this, many of his friends and fans joined the site as editors. Conservapedia jannies traced the influx of new users back to him. It was referred to as a """raid""" as many of Nick's faggot Branigger fans were vastly different to the site's native populus, who generally disliked Nick's fans (like most people). When his fans got there, they edited his and other Groyper-related articles to make them more positive and to exclude valid criticism. Most got banned, and only about a third of the Groyper newfags who joined are still unbanned and actively editing.

The site's oldfags began to refer to Nick's fans as "fuentes", referencing Nick's last name. This term became popular on the site to refer to a modern republican, and can be considered a proto-term for Braniggers.[5]

Interviews and video 'chive

Oldfag niche documentary about nick Fuentes's pedophilia and homosexuality[6] (King Kino's Archive)

Detailed explanation of Spic Fuentes' current views[7] (NXR studios)

Fuentes's early political beliefs explained by him[8] (America First)

A blogpost explaining all of Fuentes' degenerate activities[9] (KarlStack)

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