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Nicholas Perry (born May 19, 1992), better known by his online alias Nikocado Avocado or sharty nickname 'Cado, is a Ukrainian-born American Internet celebrity best known on the Sharty for his coinslot.

Early life

Like many early lifers, he was of obscure origin but known to have been born in Kherson, Ukraine, on 19 May 1992 (one year after the collapse of the Soviet Union). His birth name is unknown so is only known as Николас Перри. He is known to have a biological sister, but nothing is known of his biological parents. He was adopted by Amerimutts early in his infancy (probably because both his parents died in Chernobyl or were sent to a GULAG by Soviet authorities). He was raised in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania and prior to his mukbang channel, was a freelance violinist in New York City.

Anal Leakage

Fig 1. Fire Noodle Sauce
Nikocado Avocado has been documented to leak poop out of his anus during a dentist appointment. This is due to him being morbidly obese and a fat fag in general.

"Fire Noodle Sauce Poopy" Incident

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

Sometime in September 2020, Nikocado posted this to his twitter: 

I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.

The tweet has since been deleted. Nikocado was later interviewed over the incident on November 23, 2026 to discuss the events leading up to his fecal incontinence. During the interview, he repeatedly broke into tears, claiming that he was "mortified" from the incident. He was then uncooperative, refusing to speak in detail of anything, including his ass leaking.[1] No known footage of the interview has ever been recovered. Nikocado Avocado would later die on October 5, 2026 due to cardiac arrest. His Popeyes order was never found. No autopsy was done, despite his family requesting one.[2]

"Boyfriends Dick" Incident

Nikocado posted this to his Instagram on an unknown date:
I JUST FUCKING POOPED ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!! IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop? I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.

While innocuous at the time, his post to Instagram was indicative of not only his growing depravity, but also his escalating genius. Internet historians suggest it may have been a greater work than the Bible. An in-depth analysis is required to truly understand the enigma of his post.

Detailed explanation

>I JUST FUCKING POOPED

We start his post with a vividly illustrated scene of Cado's conundrum. Nikocado Avocado's pure anguish is expressed in just 4 powerful words, putting poets like Shakespeare to shame. All that time. All those mukbangs. All that sex with Orlin. His whole life led up to this one moment; shitting on his new boyfriends dick. He is fully aware that his asshole is ruined. This is the fate he chose. There is no turning back.

I - Refers to himself, Nikocado Avocado.

JUST - This clarifies that the event took place very recently.

FUCKING - A swear word used by Nikocado Avocado to emphasize the exclamation we will get to later on.

POOPED - Here, Nikocado Avocado states the act he carried out.

>ON MY NEW BOYFRIENDS DICK!!!!

The most important thing to realize about this quote is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the fact that Nikocado Avocado has a boyfriend, and an unstable relationship with him at that. In Nikocado Avocado's award-winning videos, the duo constantly fight, break up, and get back together. It was only soon that Nikocado would cheat on him for a better man.

ON - Following "POOPED," this establishes the setting for where the pooping took place.

MY - Refers to something belonging to Nikocado Avocado.

NEW - This precedes "BOYFRIEND'S," indicating that his boyfriend is recent.

BOYFRIEND'S - Nikocado Avocado uses "BOYFRIEND'S" instead of "BOYFRIENDS" (as in the incorrect plural form), correctly showing possession of "DICK."

DICK - The location where the pooping occurred, as previously referenced.

>IT WAS TOO BIG THAT IT MADE MUKBANG FOOD COME OUT.....

The dynamic between Nikocado and Orlin is further explored. Orlins dick is indirectly characterized as small, setting the prerequisite for Nikocado looking for a new boyfriend. In a Sophocles-esque twist, the dick is too large for Nikocado. He cannot take it anymore, and it tears open his anus. This would later go on to foreshadow his later shitscapades and eventually, his own demise.

IT - Refers to either his new boyfriend's penis or Nikocado Avocado's poop.

WAS - Establishes the past state of his new boyfriend's penis or the past state of his poop.

TOO - Nikocado Avocado uses "TOO" instead of "SO," reinforcing excessiveness.

BIG - An adjective describing either his new boyfriend's penis or the poop that emerged from Nikocado Avocado's anus to be stationed on his new boyfriend's penis.

THAT - Establishes what his new boyfriend's penis did or what his poop did.

IT - Refers to either his new boyfriend's penis or his poop.

MADE - Indicates causation, showing the consequences of his new boyfriend's penis being too big or the poop being too large.

MUKBANG - A term originating from South Korea, referring to the act of consuming large quantities of food while broadcasting online. In this case, it represents the remnants of previous meals.

FOOD - The digested remains of his past gluttonous endeavors, now forced out of his body against his will.

COME - A verb indicating movement, highlighting the forceful expulsion of food remains.

OUT - Describes the direction of movement, confirming that the remnants exited his body involuntarily.

>Should I tell y'all the story in tonight's video and do you wanna see the poop?

Nikocado, seeking greater financial opportunities, wishes to monetize his own shit like a true businessman. Even with an estimated net worth of $4 Million, he ultimately desires more, revealing his gluttony in more aspects than one. He asks the viewers if they want to see the poop. This is actually a bold and highly-advanced incorporation of Fan Service, as since many Nikocado viewers have a feeder fetish, it is likely they also have a Fire Noodle fetish.

I - Once again refers to Nikocado Avocado himself.

tell - A verb indicating his intent to narrate the story to his audience.

y'all - A colloquial contraction of "you all," referring to his audience.

the - A definite article specifying "story" as a singular, known entity.

story - The narrative of the events that transpired.

in - A preposition setting the time and place for the story to be told.

tonight's - A possessive form indicating that the video is scheduled for the same night.

video - The medium through which Nikocado Avocado communicates with his audience.

and - A conjunction linking two related ideas.

do - A helping verb used to form the question.

you - Directly addressing his audience.

wanna - A colloquial contraction of "want to," expressing desire.

see - A verb indicating the act of visual consumption.

the - A definite article specifying "poop" as a known entity.

poop - The central subject of Nikocado Avocado's predicament and a possible revenue-generating spectacle.

>I haven't cleaned it yet cuz I get out of breath.

One of the hallmark symptoms of heart failure includes shortness of breath and fatigue. The rot has already set in. His anorectal health would soon deteriorate further. There would be no end to the ass stinging. It will soon be over for him.

I - Refers to Nikocado Avocado once again.

haven't - A contraction of "have not," indicating an action he has yet to complete.

cleaned - A past participle verb referring to the act of removing feces from an unspecified location.

it - Refers to either the poop or his new boyfriend's penis.

yet - A temporal adverb indicating that the action remains incomplete but may be done in the future.

cuz - A colloquial contraction of "because."

I - Again refers to Nikocado Avocado.

get - A verb indicating a change in state.

out - A preposition describing the movement or effect of his breath.

of - A preposition linking "breath" to the verb "get out."

breath - The function of respiration, now hindered by his declining physical health.

Fig 2. Nikocado Avocado pooping all over his new boyfriend's dick.

"Soiled Bedsheets" Incident

On November 5, 2020, Nikocado Avocado soiled his bedsheets because of the aforementioned fecal incontinence issues. He would then go on to make a legendary mukbang where he destroys 8 Taco Bell tacos, including one Doritos locos, some Cinnabon Delights, 7 Fire Sauce packets, 2 dozen tortilla chips, 4 burritos, 1 cheese dip, and one "Xbox Series X" soda.[3]

Stabbing on Camera

On March 5, 2022, More Nikocado caught audio evidence of a woman being stabbed in Nikocado Avocado's apartment building during his Burger King Mukbang with Orlin.[4] Scholarly debate rages on with whether Nikocado allowed this to happen so he could get more views.[5][6]

/ck/ Bread

The "breadussy" in question

On August 15, 2021, a thread was made on /ck/ where the OP claimed he would cook for Nikocado Avocado.[7] He made a bread mix before shaping it into a coinslot. The bread was then baked. The thread reaction to the bread coming out of the oven was absolutely INSANE.

Sadly, jannies deleted the thread just 10 minutes before the "piece de resistance" could be added to the bread. It was hinted that this would be some variant of chocolate to simulate poop. In the meanwhile, a copycat thread was made where the same OP (the microwave and utensils used are the exact same) made pizza that looked like Nikocado Avocado's pepperoni and sausage special. The pizza "was good, absolutely should have used less dough."[8] Yet the pizza never reached the same popularity as the Nikocado bread ever did.

OP soon came to the rescue in another thread, posting the final image of him adding the Nutella spread to the bread.[9] The original thread may have been one of the best /ck/ threads to date. The 'Cado fans to this day are still mad at jannies for deleting the original coinslot.

Appearance and Status in the Soyjak Culture

Nikocado as Ukropson.

Nikocado Avocado features as his own soyjak variant.[He just DOES, okay??] Since this variant contains unnessecary detail, isn't unusually exaggerated, and doesn't have much use case outside of "nikocadoing", it is indisputably coal. Nikocado is also well known in soy memes for his distinctive tracing of his coinslot. He has also featured on the more party-esque wholesome side, as a popular variant involves a young-looking swedejak with his iconic hair, wearing a Nikocado Avocado itsjustwaterweight.com "Emotions" Red T-Shirt, XS. Dropping a 'cado on the 'log is a popular pasttime in the /qa/-cado diaspora, the most famous 'cado being the one where he bust some sweet moves.

Nikocado used to be generally well regarded by party users, with Soot having repurposed the /giga/ board to /cado/ after a small number of contained requests in a Q&A. But after several incidents, users began to regard him just as a "fatty fag" and started making hanged soyjak edits of him and looking for others to fill his place (like Joeysworldtour).

The Meximutt variant, itself an illustration of shitoko, is seemingly inspired by Nikocado's likeness.[it just is, ok?]

Incidents

On July 8, 2024 there was a minor protest/spam wave in reaction to the removal of the /cado/ board. [10]

After the Great Handover, Quote would overhaul the Party's ruleset; all NSFW would be banned from blue boards and 'cado was not an exception.[11]

THE CADOREVOLUTION INCIDENT

On June 14, 2025, after the 103rd 'cado thread was pruned by the new shitty adminstration, some soyim decided to complain about it and take revenge at the same time, he started by spamming the 'log with 'slots and 'cado threads calling it "The Cadorevolution".

Phase 1 - lots of flood and spam happened, some oldsois joined aswell from /soy/ & soy/pol/ alike.

Phase 2 - A random 'cado video got stickied!!!!

Phase 3 - A 'cado godtok compilation got 'embeded onto the main screen!

Phase 4 - 'CADO WAS UNBANNED, I REPEAT IT WAS UNBANNED![12]

Phase 5 - /cado/ was added to the Party

Relation to Lee Goldson

Nikocado is well known for loving cheese. It may even be his favorite food. Don Turtelli is well known for loving cheese. He is addicted to smelling cheesy tracer feet, to the distress of a certain thread misser.

Nikocado is the bane of jannies, being both a DMCA violation of Nikocado Avocado's Onlyfans and dangerously offtopic NSFW at times. Don Turtelli is the bane of jannies, as his visage has the power to derail entire threads through the power of cheesy angst from the cheesinator himself, as well as being a chronic GR15 breaker.

They are both alike. But they are not the same.

Weight loss

He was ackshully skinny for the past few months or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA
With the OMGSISA he recently became in a couple with

Straggafication

'Cado would get into a relationship with a real woman, to the surprise of everyone.[13]

See also

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://qu.ax/OzDq.jpg
  2. ↑ https://qu.ax/UUDv.jpg
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6x0ROz_vqM
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2039&v=kD5G1vHLhw4
  5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/RBI/comments/tb8xrl/nikocado_avocado_video_captures_the_audio_of_a/
  6. ↑ https://news.knowyourmeme.com/news/nikocado-avocado-captures-the-screams-of-a-person-getting-stabbed-in-a-recent-mukbang-video
  7. ↑ https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16555837/
  8. ↑ https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16563828/
  9. ↑ https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16566933/#16568533
  10. ↑ https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7818069.html
  11. ↑ https://archive.today/3oTsW https://ghostarchive.org/archive/TyxXU
  12. ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/dk67j2.png
  13. ↑ https://archive.ph/n3nBZ

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