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This page is a gem.During his third term in August, Doll found himself embroiled in one of the largest controversies the Sharty had seen; the Soypocalypse, eventually culminating in the Sharty's temporary closure on August 14, 2023. Fortunately, he would restore the site days later, briefly continuing his tenure alongside Angeleno and Froot under the Soyumvirate. He would eventually resign and sell the site on August 31, 2023, with Froot taking his place as the owner.
Despite his various controversies throughout his administration and post-administration, he has proven himself to be one of the most beloved figure among the soyteens right next to Soot.
Recently, DOLL has found himself entrenched within a sludge of controversy, with very questionable (to say the least) DMs about him being leaked on the Kuzcord leaks brought into the spotlight. No action has been taken on DOLL regarding his involvement with Kuzcord, and he has offered little pushback towards the controversy.
History
To be researched: An updated archive of Doll's Q&A thread.. Can (You) help us?Not much is known about his life.
As Raikokubishi on Soycraft
Doll managed the old Soycraft server under the username Raikokubishi. Early on in the server's history, he said almost nothing and would give starting players a full iron set so they could survive the first few days of the server, but he became more talkative as time went on. Eventually in the first q/a thread, he was asked if he was the same person as Raiko, and Doll confirmed he is Raiko. He oversaw a building contest held by Kuz. Doll said as long as no one caused excess drama on the server and players solved their own issues either via the in game court or PVP that he would not intervene unless there was griefing done. Doll also assisted in the planning for the Build Contest along with Kuz, Sobot, and Angeleno.
As CHUD ## Manager
Prior to being temporarily made administrator of soyjak.party, Doll managed the mod team of the website, and occasionally posted in threads as CHUD ## Manager (Not to be confused with the similar-sounding, but entirely different, CHVD ## Moderator). He was fairly well-known among users of the site before he became it's administrator. There were 2 q/a's that were done by Chud ## Manager prior to his name being revealed, but Doll stated that the first one was him and the second q/a was done by someone else filling in for him that day as he was busy (???). He wasn't permitted to make changes to the site by himself, instead allowing Kuz to make changes and rely on Doll for their enforcement. Doll stated that (other than some notable exceptions like sobot, lolkek, and red) all of the current moderation staff on the site were hired and trained by him over the course of the last year.
As administrator of soyjak.party
On April 17, 2023, Sobot announced in a sticky thread on /soy/ announcing that Kuz would be departing from the site for an unknown period of time, with Doll acting as the temporary administrator in his place.[3] This announcement caused many 'teens to be concerned about Kuz's wellbeing, with some even theorizing that Kuz had been killed and that the change in site leadership would be permanent. Notably, this announcement came after a credible threat was made towards John Doe, weeks of 'p spam, and an announcement about cracking down on Sharty-related Discord servers, all of which may have taken a toll on Kuz.
During his reign, Doll made many changes to the site, including reverting the default CSS to Yotsoyba B, taking a hardline stance against the discord pedophile groups attempting to subvert the site, changed the rules, added /caca/, /psy/, various text formatting options, and oversaw the transfer of the site/s to much more powerful servers. Doll claimed initially his motive for administrating the site to be maintaining stability in Kuz's absence, but after assuming ownership, has stated he wants to make the Party have minimal drama (especially drama involving him) and for soyteens to continue posting funny soyjaks. He has almost militantly come out against different NAS on the Party and attempted moving it off of /soy/ into other boards, such as /nate/ or /qa/,
Kuz later gave soyjak.party to Doll (making him the owner rather than a temporary admin) following kuz's HIV transitioning into AIDS and due to the site affecting his mental health. Well that didn't age well. Kuz gave the site to Max to attempt to pay off medical bills incurred due to his AIDS diagnosis, That didn't age well either, the AIDS thing was a larp. After several months of drama involving Max's reluctance to give up the site and an auction, Doll acquired the Party and the booru for $10,700, with $8,000 coming from his own pocket plus donations from 'teens and Kuz himself. During this time, Doll had an argument with Kuz on whether he should ban Soylita, since Doll saw no issue with the subvariant🔒 while Kuz did.[4]
After the purchase, many of the promised changes he made over the course of the months the Party was stuck in server-transition limbo were carried out. However, the strain of working 14 hour days, trannies reporting the site to the domain registrar+host, the $600 a month cost for the site's hosting and the loan repayment, daily bot attacks, and attacks from offsite pedophiles on the site caused a lot of stress to accumulate both on the site and on Doll, which eventually caused the Soypocalypse.
After stepping down as Administrator
On July 12, 2023 DOLL stepped down as administrator of soyjak.party due to being unable to balance his personal life and his administrative duties. He announced that Kuz would once again take up the role of administrator while he returned to his former position as the site's manager. Upon Kuz's not wishing to run the site anymore, Max put the Party up for an auction. After several days of bidding, DOLL won the auction due to settling the price in private.
Soyumvirate and Resignation
Doll would return to reopen the Sharty as soyjaks.party on August 22, 2023, with the revelation that he had found a buyer for the site, Froot, who would eventually come to take the reigns of leadership. They, along with soyjak.wiki admin Angeleno, formed the Soyumvirate. Nothing lasts forever though, and after a 3 day QNA session on /q/, DOLL officially resigned for the final time as administrator, but stated he'd still be posting on the site occasionally. He was still active on this wiki.[5][6]
Doll was later announced to be running the new Dailyjak Telegram on October 20, 2023.
Late 2023 Return/2024
On September 13, 2023, a thread was by a random teen stating he missed Doll which Doll responded to. The thread then turned into an impromptu QNA, where he implied that the Sharty might "get to see another Doll administration".[7]
This was later confirmed by Froot on October 10, 2023, where a message was placed at the top of the Sharty announcing DOLL's return as an admin on Christmas Eve. In the time prior to his return, DOLL worked on doing the voice over work for Five Nights at Cobson's.
After returning on Christmas Eve, DOLL preceded to open up the SOYTOPIA TF2 server alongside its owner, Chimp, for use during streams and general use for the site. After passing a few reforms to lessen over-moderation of the site caused by Root and the FDL, DOLL has largely been absent from the day to day administration of the Party, instead choosing to focus on the booru, wiki, and dailyjak. Repeated attempts to get in contact with him regarding more oversight being put on the Party have not been reciprocated, but he still appears on the site to answer questions once every few days. Other DOLL sightings have been seen on the various splinter sites and very rarely, cytube and vocaroo threads.
When asked about his thoughts on the Party and Froot, Doll has said that the site has changed a lot and that "its Froot's site now", and in a thread on him posted on the Shemmy, he said that his words don't have as much pull as they used to and some attempts by him to reform the Party tend to fall on deaf ears, but he has faith Froot will "figure things out" and that Doll will remain with the site wherever it goes.
Doll as the Schlog's admin
Broot, on the day of the site's creation, emailed Doll about it, and in exchange, Doll accepted to visit the site and make an account. Doll then affirmed that he would personally use it for his q/a sessions and also agreed to help out with the management of the forum and to become its admin, on the condition that it continues to run properly and doesn't die out. The site was added to the Sharty's topbar on March 3, 2024, making it an official Soysphere site.
However, Froot was not at ease with the site due to its built-in namefaggotry and avatarfaggotry, which he disliked. This led him to remove the [blog] button from the top bar on March 12, 2024, shortly before DOLL stepped down as admin. There was much drama when it came to the blog having an official spot on the topbar of the Sharty.
Namefag Purge
The Namefag Purge was a ban wave that took place on November 22, 2024, when Doll announced that a user had informed him of a 130-person discord server made up of namefags and splinter users. Every single one of these members was hit with a Rule 3 ban on all official Soysphere sites. This would not have a major effect on The Schlog's activity and Doll would gain more influence in running the website as time went on.
The Schlog Elections
The Schlog Elections were janny elections hosted by Doll, their purpose was to select a future moderator of the website after the resignation of a moderator known as "Aedra." During these elections the "Let DOLL decide" meme became a thing, as you could also vote and allow for Doll to choose who the future staff member would end up being. Only 12 votes out of the 115 total showed support for Doll to choose the future moderator. Nevertheless this meme would continue to strenghten and help build up Doll's cult of personality on The Schlog.
Schlogpocalypse
Main article: Schlogpocalypse
On April 26, 2025, the Schlog was sold by Froot and he jumped ship to the Shroom. He also demoted himself from Soyjak Wiki the next day. With the schlog userbase left dissatisfied with the sluggish pace of the Schlog's sale and being uncertain about what kind of owner it would get, Doll and the soyjak.blog jannies decide to create a splinter called the "Shroom" to serve as a replacement, now Doll spends his time being an admin of The Shroom under the username "MUSHROOM ADMIN."
August 17 Q&A
On August 17, Doll answered some questions via voice within a random Doll thread.[8]
Return to SoyBooru
Doll would return to SoyBooru in September 2025, this time posting under the name "hotdoghead," he would become a moderator there and spend most of his time slapfighting with Jimbo and even entered a war with some namefag called Professornothingburger. He also really hates Jimbo.[9] [10]
The Dollhouse
On October 25, 2025, the board /tdh/ - The Dollhouse was created due to the Third Great Soysurgency. Doll was made head janny of this board.[11] As of November 28, 2025, this board has been deleted alongside /soy2/.
Demotion
Main article: SoyBooru Crisis
On December 16, 2025, he was tragically demoted to trusted on the SoyBooru for repeatedly deleting a Vlodson x Femquote video and banning the Vlodson poster, as well as a similar crisis that happened with the Soytan rape comic.[12] Quote and Doll later discussed this in /qa/, where Quote stated that the reason for the demotion was him repeatedly deleting that Vlodson video, hashbanning it, and demoting jannies who had tried to reupload it instead of trying to talk it out.[13]
Kuzcord involvement
On April 5th 2026, Quote released Kuz's DMs on Discord , with one of the DMs being the big buddy himself (proven by being addressed as doll by Kuz and further evidence). [14] One of the messages claim he has known "red for 7 years" (it probably was a different guy nicknamed red) and coupling it with Red being 19 according to one of his Q&As[15], it's possible Doll has known him since he was 12 years old. Doll denied this by stating "different guy"[16] He said that there were two “Red”s, and claimed he was talking about the other one. He also claimed that the leak had the first message cut out of it.[He just did, okay?]
Later, it was also revealed in the same leaks that Doll was "friends" with multiple under-aged girls from the Phillipines, and that he had referred one of them over to Kuz so that she could "boost morale". [it just is, ok?]
Facts
- Contrary to popular belief, he is not a developer, and he has stated "[for] most of the tech stuff I have to ask the developers for help."
- Doll has claimed to be on /qa/ before it was locked
- His favorite soyjak is feraljak,
- He hates cobson[17].
- He
callscalled Kuz his brother (schizophrenia) - He made /psy/ for 4/20
- Doll isn't afraid to punish mods, even fired sobot as soon as he was made admin.🗝️
- He is known to call people "Little Buddy"
- He drives a forklift, and due to this, Doll is commonly drawn as such.
- His powerword is Thomas Albin.
- Doll is NOT a baby (meds now, Doll IS a pink baby with a binky I saw it with my own eyes)
- Uses the Sharty while at work (Not very wholesome)
- Hates FPS due to trauma from his dad forcing him to play COD to increase his KDA
- His favorite pony is Applejak.
- His favorite DBZ character is Piccolo. (Thanks, Doc)
- He is a Dominions 5 player (terminally autistic)
- He had another account on the booru, where he uploaded a total of four files:
- In terms of animals, he likes rats, pigs, and octopus.[22]
- He did 8 years of choir in school, and then a few years in a semi-professional choir for his county.[23]
- He loves Chinese historical dramas, because he thinks chinkshit is still way better than American drama.
- He makes references to Three Kingdoms (2010), his favorite drama, which no one understands. His favorite warlord is Liu Xuande. He compares Kuz to the Han dynasty warlord Cao Mengde. He prefers to use stylized warlord names.
- DOLL is an avid gardener and says he plants a new garden every year.
- He owns multiple firearms and has said his favorite weapons system to fire was the M249 SAW, likely what he carried when he served in the US Army.
- He has expressed an interest in Fish Tank, the second admin to do so (the other being Froot).
- He claims to not follow a Soylitics ideology and doesn't have a clear vision for the site outside of making sure soyjaks get posted on it and that drama is kept to a minimum.
- Across multiple polls on the wiki and the Party, he has consistently been tied with (sometimes even ahead of) Soot for the most popular administrator even after the events of the soypocalypse, something he appreciates but feels he doesn't deserve.
- He is 34 years old (🅱oiiii dat unc status diddyblud 💀)
- He doesn't like Homestuck
- He considers FPE NAS [obviously?]
- He likes smoked salmon
- He considers Vlodson NAS🗝️
- He views Soytan as NAS coal
- He considers Iceland a good country
- He is methodist Christian
- His BWC is 15 inches
- He likes Skibidi Toilet
- He considers Ongezellig NAS coal that fills up the 'log
- He is the oldest sharty owner that is still active, and possibly just in general
- He is the only sharty administrator to reveal his true face (Kuz's face was fake).
- He is the second admin to have a known voice alongside Kuz
- He is the first admin known to have any children, the second being Froot
- He despises Mustard
Schizo conspiracies
Doll is soot is a proven conspiracy theory that Doll is actually Soot. The evidence is that Doll and Soot have similar personalities and posting styles, and both have names that are 4 letters long. More proof is needed to confirm this theory. Though both supported the restriction of doxing, a longtime part of Sharty culture so they may actually be the same.
Um ackshually Doll is in his 30's and is married while soot is a college student. Get your internet sysops right sweaty.
Doll's Death
Sharty Leader Leonid Kozakov, whom Yuri Kuznetsov mentored, died, he got into an argument with his jarty neighbors, over gems. He would constantly have his little buddies over and they would scream "JARTYCUCK" at the top of their lungs. They would play The Gummy Bear Song very loud. He would frequently get into arguments with his Jarty neighbors and called them shitskins.
One night he brings over a forklift and says he will kick the soyvil war off and tries to force himself in their board. The Jartyniggers, who are users at jakparty.soy defended themselves with bots and bans and beat him to death. Local jannies will not charge them, as in Jarty law there is no duty to retreat inside your board.
This is what you Shartyfags get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not 2021 where you can raid random boards at will. Grow up.
Gallery
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Anti-Dollist Propaganda from August 2023, before the Soypocalypse. -
Words that no soyteen has ever been ready to hear -
Note: Not legal tender -
>this babyjak is really stressing me out! -
![Drawings posted by Doll, made by his wife, in response to a /caca/ thread.[24][25]](/images/thumb/a/ae/Therealmrsdoll.png/99px-Therealmrsdoll.png.webp)
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>little buddy -
>big buddy -
DOLL BTFO's an obsessed coomertranny begging for a /fap/ board to be added (the only reason xhe wants it is because xhe's banned from 4cuck KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK and also to expose minors to xhis fetishes) -
Big big buddy he's a big big buddy -
The dollist stare -
>U MAD, BUDDY? -
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Someone told me he looks like this, or something of that sort, yeah.
![Drawings posted by Doll, made by his wife, in response to a /caca/ thread.[24][25]](/File:Therealmrsdoll.png)
Notes
- ↑ also known as WARDEN, Dada by Babyjak and Leonid Kozakov by kuz's LARP company
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/2811893#p2812573
- ↑ https://archive.is/loP2e
- ↑ https://archive.is/tcT0Y
- ↑ https://archive.ph/2vsUS
- ↑ Special:Contributions/User:EszettDoll
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.net/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=21004
- ↑ https://archive.today/RZkDC
- ↑ * https://megalodon.jp/2025-0817-1544-47/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12691938.html
- File:love.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_06_18 EDT 15DcBJsHVrZq.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_10_04 EDT 1js7Ri3GwGOw.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_12_29 EDT 13kUsLunygq4.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_16_49 EDT 11sXZqVY62Ss.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_20_02 EDT 13chladt6sdh.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_25_28 EDT 1ioLD19uQZlB.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_35_55 EDT 1c9VDQE7tjQJ.mp3
- File:Vocaroo 17 Aug 2025 02_39_18 EDT 16WQ6SYQv3dE.mp3
- ↑ File:Doll PM Booru.png
- ↑ https://archive.ph/OCtSI https://archive.ph/SbFMM
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1025-1443-36/https://soyjak.st:443/tdh/
- ↑ https://archive.ph/J7AAX https://megalodon.jp/2025-1217-0732-02/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/152272
- ↑ https://archive.ph/qlXvz https://megalodon.jp/2025-1218-1148-40/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/880861.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-1540-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15750198.html
- ↑ https://archive.li/vypdJ
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/199789#c1913340
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/151095 (megalodon) (archive.today)
- ↑
https://booru.soy/post/view/41408#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMINdead - ↑
https://booru.soy/post/view/50706#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMINdead - ↑
https://booru.soy/post/view/50709#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMINdead - ↑
https://booru.soy/post/view/52714#search=user%3DDOLL_ADMINdead - ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230914040708/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4678118.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230914040708/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4678118.html
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.in/caca/thread/4837#p4861 (archive.today)
- ↑ https://archive.li/tV8oX
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Major Events
- June 6, 2026 - Nuuru's source code is leaked, again.
- June 1, 2026 - The Homocaust begins.
- May 30, 2026 - Limeade leak.
- May 7, 2026 - With Limeade gone, documentation of non-pedophilic splinters is now allowed.
- May 2, 2026 - Limeade gets banned.
- April 5, 2026 - Kaguya's discord leaks come to light.
- March 29, 2026 - Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old.
- March 25, 2026 - BBQ Sauce resigns.
- February 27, 2026 - SoyBooru revamp & forum, named Nuuru, is released.
- February 26, 2026 - Doctos is wordfiltered to OMGSISA.
- February 18, 2026 - Nico Nico Douga colonization efforts begin.
- February 13, 2026 - Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo is announced.
- January 30, 2026 - 20 million total posts are achieved.
- January 28, 2026 - The party is now 18+.
- January 13, 2026 - Brownocaust launches.
- January 12, 2026 - Diavatalks is raided for the first time.
- January 11, 2026 - Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.
Did You Know...
- That Beast is the most evolved soyjak?
- That you can see all the soyjak.party banners here?
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That there are secret pages here, here, here, and here in the Sharty?
- That Max is universally considered the worst admin in the history of the Party? (Worse than Captain Coal even)
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That Gigachad is Russian?
- That posting the text "basedjak.party" anywhere on 4chan gets you an automatic 3-day ban?
- That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?
- That the world record for the longest soyduel in history clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That Nojak died in Ukraine?
- That The Swede, the creator of the first soyjak, is a communist?
On This Day: June 18
- 2021 - The Party raided the /v/ board of 8kun, wiping 8 pages. This was when “8kun honey” soyjaks started appearing in the raids.
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