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Jews are (((Jewish))), obviously.
The (((Jews))) [a] are an ethnoreligious group of reptilians people with proclaimed origins to the ancient Israelites of Israel and Judah, to which they traditionally adhere to the religion of Judaism. Despite the fact that not all ethnic Jews practice Judaism, Jews are primarily connected via shared ancestry, history, and culture. (((Israel))) is the modern Jewish state, though many other Jewish people live in countries all over the world.
Their existence, beliefs, and efforts to preserve their desired way of life (sometimes at the detriment of others) have caused major controversies over the past 3000+ years, resulting in numerous mass deportations, wars, and genocides against them. Modern right wingers tend to blame Jews for everything bad that happens even though the reason they're broke is usually because of their own personal shortcomings and not a Jewish hive mind like Nick Fuentes says.
A complete modern genocide of every single Jewish person is probably never going to happen because killing people based solely off of race is like heckin' bad or something. If there is a national-level problem that you believe originates from Jewish people in power attempting to preserve Jewish culture or to propagate their own positions of power, the best solution is to actually put in the mental work to start your own campaign to fix that problem in a way completely outside of race or religion, like running for congress and changing a law or something. Simply bitching about Jews on the internet will not make your life easier.
Judaism in the Soy Community
List of canonically Jewish soyjaks
- קורנליוס האיום - A front-facing 'jak from Israel
- Nojak - Oreo connoisseur
- Cobson (likely Shabbos goy) - His actor helped build Kibbutzim while visiting Israel in the 90s. He is also part of the IDF. [Marge...]
In relation to Max
It is well known Max initially offered to sell the Sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of Jews would have the gall to pull off.
On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually Jewish, shocking no one.
On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.
In relation to Froot (Unsubstantiated section needs cleanup)
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First mentioned by an Israeli IP, Puts Ads on the Sharty, loves posting Gay Porn and brimstone.
Hates Muslims who are the main enemies of current Judaism... is publishing a shitty FNAF clone and uploading it to (((Steam)))
Bans people for the slightest reasons, lures his opponents into (((Open Air Prisons))) and then bans them..
Datamines and put Google Ads on the Party. Banned all VPNS and Tor nodes to stop """Pedophiles""" even doe they still post since they just use proxies and anyone who doesn't want to get datamined has to expose their ip to the big fat joo.
Was found half the site's userbase under him during late October were ((('Cord))) trannies. Allows nashit and discord to rule over /soy/ while xhe sits on xher hands like Doll but doesn't have the excuse of having a family and job like him.
Is the 6th Offical Admin. Listens to nigger music wholesome hip hop kino and promotes sodomy and gay sex to the most likely underage userbase permanently tainting their minds with his phallic and grotesque imagery...
Is the shittest Admin since Max... took all the credit for resurrecting the site when in reality Dr E was the one who brought the Sharty back up (even doe Max is Dr. E), stopped 'p and slayed the Baby bot.. before he was mysteriously replaced as lead Admin by (((Froot)))...
Has his goons as SoyBooru ban and block all new soyjaks or variants and forces his discord tranny brimstone... is a general cunt and waste of oxygen...
Confirmed by an anonymous source to have Jewish Heritage...
Is most likely The Anti-Soot in disguise..
Will go to the pits of the Hades when xhe dies and will stay there forever...
Race mixing and (((Blacked Porn)))
Jews love to advocate for race mixing and pornography. If you mix the two you get a type of interracial porn known as "Blacked", a sub-genre of porn that tells our precious vvhite vvomen to start dating and having sexual relations with Blacks. Israel itself is an ethnostate (they won't let you be a citizen if you don't worship Moloch or Baal) and yet promote garbage to western culture to weaken the white man's vril. You can see this happen to America with white men having significantly less testosterone than 50 years ago due to tranny media, microplastics, products with high amounts of soy and sneed oils, meaning less children, causing a decrease in birthrates while black men fuck multiple white women without protection (their primal brains simply cannot fathom that condoms prevent child support) and cause an increase in blacks (>and coincidentally crime but don't worry about that goy, also you owe me reparations for killing my family or something). You can see Jews on the Sharty every day, larping as trannies or 4cucks, trying to race mix 4cucks and soyKINGS. Every day 4Pedocucks try to raid the Sharty with 'p, NAS, "(brown skin people) are actually le aryans or something" posts and post shitty ragebait, albeit jannies deal with retards like this daily.
Controversies
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According to Snopes AND peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, making/doing everything I don't like, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming male children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages (which was never ever ever EVER their fault) in Europe and the Middle East, many millennia-old Christian traditions and tales regarding the Jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the Jews for what they are and the very nature of the Arab Jewish tribes breaking every single peace deal with the Muslims led to mass Jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
Jews can mostly be found living in America and the illegitimate state of Israel (Modern day Israel is not mentioned in the bible, not even once)[it just isn't, okay?]. Despite their relatively small population, Jewish people own some business and lend money to each other and they oppress Wholesome arab queens so therefore THEY HAVE TO BE KILLED AAAAAHHHHHH KILL THEM TKD TKD TKD AAAHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Modern Jewish culture is descended from ancient Hebrew culture, who were genocided 6 thrembillion times by Roman Emperor Titus. According to the Talmud, In 135 AD the evil Romans killed 4 billion poor innocent Jews(400,000 myriads of 10,000, Gittin 57b), and wrapped 64 million precious children in Torah scrolls and burnt them all in the worst holocaust in the history of the world(400 synagogues with 400 teachers each with 400 pupils ALL shoah'd,Gittin 58a). You will NOT question this, and if you do then (You) are likely a anti-septic chud freak.
Zionism is a product of the Modern Jewish desire for a heckin' homeland after centuries of global antisemitism (never their fault). Many locations, such as Madagascar, Antarctica, Argentinian-Chilean Patagonia, the Moon, Poland, Northern Australia, Uganda, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were considered, but ultimately rejected for not appearing in the Bible not having enough resources, especially oil (even though Israel is like the one country in the Middle East with barely any oil reserves and you're just making shit up).
Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, raping children, forcing Palestinians into crowded ghettos, tearing down olive trees and planting trees native to Europe, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot. These measures have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.
Due to the ostracization of Jewish people from most professions within the Middle Ages by local rulers as a result of social, religious and political disputes, they were pushed into marginal labor such as collecting tax and rent and moneylending.[1] What was in fact overlooked, however, was how giving a group of people control over the financial sector of your society entirely gives them control over it, and as such efforts to banish Jews from society as a result of the practice of Usury became more rampant.
As a result of Jewish people being historically noted to control aspects of the financial sector of societies, following the Marxist campaigns of the mid 19th century and the early 20th century people have come to form the conception that Jews are synonymous with the Bourgeoisie and view that they overlap substantially.[ev&oe Marx was a jew but not really doe because he hated being a jew and was kinda chuddy so he wabag]
Karl Marx, a Jewish person that conceptualized Communism and later began to shape western conception after his death, critiqued the act of "Practical Judaism" (Jewry in the form of Usury and Subversiveness) that attributed it as a product of Capitalist Systems.[2]
The early life section on Wikipedia is best known for being an unwholesome antisemitic meme that /pol/clitties absolutely LOVE gooning to. Supposedly, when someone is in question, such as creating or perpetuating anything I don't like, checking the early life section or the categories at the bottom will almost always most of the time reveal that such individual is Jewish or of some amount of Jewish extraction.
The IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) have considered pornography and goonbait to be a weapon of war and openly used it by posting very hot israil woman saar on the tiktok and broadcasting smut into the televisions of Palestinian civilians.[3]
Representatives of the Jewish State of Israel have shown to openly endorse the act of unregulated immigration into specifically European countries. This can be explained by the fact that Israel openly allows any Jew (even converts) to move into Palestinian land and settle there. However some notice how Jewish immigrants attempting to settle in Israel are immediately castrated and/or deported. [4]
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Notable inventions
Everything here is (((Jewish))).- Judaism
- Christianity
- Islam
- Paganism
- Hinduism
- Buddhism
- Atheism
- Capitalism
- Communism
- Every religion and ideology i dont like
- Trannies
- Faggots
- Porn
- BBC therapy (aldoebeit it was popularized by Dr._Soyowicz) <==debunked
- The atomic bomb
- Hitler
- The Holocaust
- The Hava Nagila song
- Metzitzah B'peh
- Usury[Marge...]
- Hitler's mom
- Negev
- Black people
White peopleDebunked, the white race was created by Yakub.- Covid-19
- America or something
- Poop 2
- Niggers
- Ongezellig
- Foodism
- The great depression
- World War 1
- World War 2
- The 2008 economic recession
- Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster
- Israel
- Palestine
- The Russian/Bolshevik-Revolution and Civil-War
- The USSR
- BLM
- Antifa
- Zionism
- Nazism
- The CIA
- The FBI
- Covid-Shots
- Dihydrogen monoxide
- The United Nations
- The New World Order
- Freemasonry
- Communist-China
- China in general
- Marxism
- Meds
- UTTP
- The Syrian Civil War
- The Spanish Civil War
- The Soyvil Wars
- The second Spanish-Republic
- George Floyd's Death and the 2020 BLM/ANTIFA riots
- Whatever (you) like
- Mikobowl
- Jakparty.soy
- The bubonic plague
- World Economic Forum
- World Health Organization
- Globalism
- Capitalism 2
- Antisemitism
- Baby bot
- South Park
- The Fall and Decline of the West
- The Fall and Decline of the East
- The Fall and Decline of the North
- The Fall and Decline of the South
- The Fall and Decline of the Yeast (Yeastbros... is it doughver?)
- Saddam Hussein's ACKing
- The Afghanistan Wars
- The War on Terror
- 9/11
- Hollywood
- Fast food
- Poopson
- School
- Fluoride
- Barbra Streisand
- The Media
- YouTube
- Video games
- My bitter incel chud life
- Immigration
- Mass-Migration
- Multiculturalism
- Diversity
- Maoism
- Joe Biden
- Cultural-Marxism
- Left-Wing Politics
- Right-Wing Politics
- Center-Wing Politics
- DEI
- Imgflip
- 4chan
- Xitter
- The Internets
- Shit nobody cares about
- (You)
- Me
- Planet Earth
- Every single war and conflict
- Every country and empire that has ever existed
- Everything
- Human bioweapons (refugees)
- Anything I don't like
- BBC
- Shemmy
- /nate/
- Cartels
Types of Jews
There are three forms of ethnic Jews: Asheknazim, Mizrahim, and Sephardim.
- Ashkenazis: Ashkenazis are the most populous out of the three. They have deep roots to Eastern and Central Europe and often seem white to the average person due to racemixing with Slavs. They are by far the smartest form of Jews and are extremely powerful in the United States, being heavily overrepresented in entertainment, media and finance. Despite being only 40% of Israel’s Jewish population, they are literally ALL of Israel’s prime ministers. Yes, every single Israeli PM is of mainly Ashkenazi descent.
- Mizrahim: The Brown, more Arab-looking Jews. They form majority of Israel’s Jewish population and most of them fled to Israel after explusion by Arabs in 1948.
- Sephardim: The smallest of the 3 Jews. They have deep roots in Spain and Portugal and got expelled from Iberia in 1492 and 1497.
What Jews believe in:
A 9 year old child can consent. (Proof and exact text for this)
- Remember that confronting them about this results in them denying everything. Their book could literally say "kill everyone who isn't a Jew" (erm chud they do) And they would find a way to defend it (or just call you antisemitic.). These people have the biggest mental gymnastics
of all time[Wrong, they do.] Because they are retarded and know they are wrong.
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This one is spelled right.
Talmud
The "Talmud" is a Jewish "holy" book containing (((interpretations))) of the "Tanakh" which is the book containing all of the Jewish collections of holy books (Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim), in reality these books were just made up from different myths over the course of 4000 years, the Tanakh was not canonized until 200 AD or 3960 AM (after Moses).
The Talmud contains all of the demonic thoughts of the Jews, it reveals what they really think about the Gentiles (non-Jews), and it contains many insults towards goys, describing someone as having a "Gentile head" means they're incapable of thinking ahead (an idiot), the Talmud also calls for the killing of the best of the gentiles.[5]
From a Catholic perspective, it's a holy duty to expose the Talmud's evil and protect the faithful from its blasphemous teachings. Pope Innocent III said it best when he called the Talmud a "Book of Lies."
It spreads falsities about Christianity and corrupts the souls of those who read it. How dare they defile the name of Jesus Christ, the true Son of God, with their derogatory terms and false narratives? It's heretical nonsense that seeks to undermine the Bible's divine message.
The Church has long recognized the Talmud's malevolent nature, which leads Jews astray and fosters contempt for non-Jews. Their refusal to recognize Jesus as the Messiah is a grave mistake, one that's highlighted in the Talmud's blasphemies.
The Church must continue to condemn the Talmud and educate its flock about its evils. Only then can we ensure the protection of society from its malevolent doctrine, which incites Jewry to commit heinous sins. We must pray for their salvation and hope they see the light of Christ. Until then, we must remain vigilant, for their books and their deeds are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. And don't you forget it!
Jesus in the Talmud
The Talmud says Yeshu' (Jesus) is boiling in excrement because he tried to harm ancient Israel.[6]
It also says that Miriam (Mary) was unfaithful to her husband (calling her a whore). Astaghfirullah...
The International Jew
"The International Jew" by Henry Ford is a collection of research and close documentation of Jewish beliefs, behaviors, and actions, and is the Culmination of Ford's extensive obsession with research on the Jews. It is majorly derived from Ford's newspaper The Dearborn Independent, the second best-selling newspaper at the time. Its writing, in overwhelming majority, is about the heinous antics of world Jews and how they have affected the world at large and, to a major degree, America as a country and people. This newspaper became the center of several Jewish-led lawsuits against Ford and his business, which majorly injured his profits. The book can be bought today, and is a distillation of all of Ford's antisemitic truthnukes, second only in keyedness to Mein Kampf.
For this and supplying Germany with resources extensively throughout World War 2, Henry Ford became the first and only American to receive the Grand Cross Of The German Eagle, awarded to him on his 75th birthday.
Prepare yourselves for a TRVTHNVKE
And for the protesharts, let me tell you:
Gallery JewBooru
Note; Examples two and seven use an unusually dark blue for a Mossadjak. Do NOT replicate them. [ev&oe the seventh one is the ABIN and not a mossad agent]-
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A hanging Jew.>Israel has a right to- ACK!
See also
- Semen Hitler
- Adolf Hitler, an hero that could've saved the world with the power of bibisea and sprunki.
- The Happy Merchant
- Antisemitism
- Trannies
- Jannies
- Arabs
- Soyteens
- You
- Christianity
- Islam
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usury
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jewish_Question#:~:text=Having%20thus%20figuratively%20equated%20%22practical,(%22practical%22)%20Judaism.
- ↑ https://www.fisheaters.com/jc-pornascontrol.html
- ↑ https://www.forbes.com/sites/eliseknutsen/2013/01/28/israel-foribly-injected-african-immigrant-women-with-birth-control/
- ↑ https://www.sefaria.org/Jerusalem_Talmud_Kiddushin.4.11.7?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=en
- ↑ https://www.halakhah.com/gittin/gittin_56.html
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Major Events
- January 28, 2026 - The party is now 18+.
- January 25, 2026 - NAS was allowed for an hour on /soy/.
- January 19, 2026 - GET 14881488 is achieved on /soy/.
- January 13, 2026 - Brownocaust.
- January 9, 2026 - Frogs banned on /soy/.
- January 1, 2026 - Brimstone Winter has set in.
- December 30, 2025 - /qa/ 9000000 GET is obtained.
- December 30, 2025 - Soyak turns 8. Ö
- December 21, 2025 - Turkey is rangebanned from /pol/ again.
- December 16, 2025 - The SoyBooru Crisis begins.
- December 14, 2025 - Vlodson gets the /lgbt/ 42000000 GET, and secures some footing as Sharty culture forever.
- December 6, 2025 - Sharty Wikipedia page made.
- December 5, 2025 - Perchance raids.
- November 30, 2025 - /soy2/ and /tdh/ get deleted. The Night of a Thousand 'zas is prophecised to happen on this day, or December 1.
Did You Know...
- That Beast is the most evolved soyjak?
- That you can see all the soyjak.party banners here?
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That there are secret pages here, here, here, and here in the Sharty?
- That Max is universally considered the worst admin in the history of the Party? (Worse than Captain Coal even)
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That Gigachad is Russian?
- That posting the text "basedjak.party" anywhere on 4chan gets you an automatic 3-day ban?
- That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?
- That the world record for the longest soyduel in history clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That Nojak died in Ukraine?
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