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basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? 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I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensOr somethingSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREwordswordswordsI RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESNext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. 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>Though maybe you were looking for Shit nophono cares fan about?
Nophono cares.
>oh my oldfag kultur this is just like muh ED articles, can’t wait for the kino soy version of “offended” next with ovar 9000 DNBs!!!!!11
This page is a gem.
>(even doe I care about those)
Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.

Shit nobody cares about (SNCA) (pronounced as sync-kah), also known as Raisin Nobody Cares About (RNCA), refers to a thing or a list of things that (You) are personally interested in but that literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is Shit everybody cares about (SECA).

Science Lover is the one variant that transhearts talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

Around mid-to-late 2025 versions of the phrase "shit nobody cares about" butchered gemmed up by AI image generation tools like "shit nophono cares fan about" and "shit nobaldi cares abot" have risen in popularity. They are often paired with AI gigachads.

List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)[1]

>I care about all these things albeit
Shit nobly.e conventiion

Shit everybody cares about

Nophono cares not.
"Skit everybadi cares abak"

Shit everybody cares about (SECA) is the opposite of shit nobody cares about (SNCA). It often creates important and engaging conversations between people.

List of shit everybody cares about

>I don't care about any of these things albeit

SNCA gene

The SNCA (synuclein alpha) gene provides instructions for making a small protein called alpha-synuclein. Alpha-synuclein is abundant in the brain, and smaller amounts are found in the heart, muscles, and other tissues. In the brain, alpha-synuclein is found mainly at the tips of nerve cells (neurons) in specialized structures called presynaptic terminals. Presynaptic terminals release chemical messengers, called neurotransmitters, from compartments known as synaptic vesicles. The release of neurotransmitters relays signals between neurons and is critical for normal brain function.

Although the function of alpha-synuclein is not well understood, studies suggest that it plays an important role in maintaining an adequate supply of synaptic vesicles in presynaptic terminals. It may also help regulate the release of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that is critical for controlling the start and stop of voluntary and involuntary movements. Alpha-synuclein may also play a role in the movement of structures called microtubules that help cells maintain their shape.

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