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skibidi toilet or creeper? skibidi toilet!
This page is a gem.Lore
Skibidi Toilet is a disease which infects toilets and causes a head to pop out from the bowl and start singing the Skibidi song so they can infect others.
Skibidi's objective is to infect every living human with skibidi toilet syndrome.
The disease only affects humans, so other races such as Cameramen or Speakermen are immune to this.
Most of the early Skibidi Toilet seasons are about Toilets BTFOing the alliance until Alliance creates new super-weapon that BTFOs toilets until Toilets invent protection against it. This reminds me of something. Most notable event that happened at this period is an Introduction of Speakermen and TV men, their titans and notable characters such as Plungerman. During most of this period, Titan Speakerman was infected, and controlled by the Toilets, creating huge problems for the Alliance, up until Titan TV man and TV woman freed him.
By the far the gemmiest period in the Skibidi Toilet series are seasons 22-25. Most of the lore and best fights happens there, and these are longest seasons (about 40% of all series not counting recent ones, despite being only 3 seasons). Soyjak Wiki recommends watching them on your own.
The current "arc" (season 25 - episode 79, as when page was edited) revolves around the invasion of Astro Toilets, who were able to quickly BTFO both Toilets AND Alliance, forcing them to unite. Most of the fanbase likes it, but some dislike.
(((Invisible Narratives)))
Invisible Narratives is (((Jewish))).Invisible Narratives is a jewish company that hijacked the rights to Skibidi Toilet from Alexey. It is most likely a some sort of money laundering scheme, since their $100,000 spin-off "Emergence" had an animation level that not only did not meet the quality of original series (made by a single Gmod enthusiast btw), it's on the same level of quality as fanmade spin-offs, that are made by people with almost 0 experience in SFM and animation in general, despite Invisible Narratives having thrembillion times more money and people. Alexey, and everyone who makes OC around Skibidi Toilets, are trying to get the rights back, and it will probably be successful, since Emergence and episode 79 were just pure coal, and they had 0 views, in addition to that, their merch sales were close to 0, and everybaldi hates them, with fan-made spin offs having much more views.
The Skibidi Toilet Theme Song
The Skibidi Toilets all sing a theme song, that also serves as their language, the lyrics of which can be read below. It is Incomprehensible.
>Ous my style's ri-di-di-di-culous-culous brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi double u kneel kneel skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi double u kneel kneel! (The 1st part is bc the word "promiscuous" was cut off.)
It's actually a mashup of a remix of Timbaland's «Give it to me» and a TVRKARYAN braphog Yasin Cengiz.
The Science
The disease is also airborne, as evidenced by episode 4 where a few skibidi toilets enter a busy restaurant, and when the camera pans back everyone has been transformed into skibidi toilets. This means that you WILL wear a face mask to prevent catching toilet-19. The first sightings were in a public bathroom. In the disease's early form, the heads could already sing and spin around. It is unclear, however, when the virus mutated to be able to detach toilets from the building.
Some scientists suspect that the virus attacks and liquifies all of the human skeleton below the skull, then uses that material to build the frame of the toilet, similar to how molluscs grow their shell, however there are no peer-reviewed studies to support this.
Dr. Fauci and the CDC have developed a cure: To stop the spread. All (You) need to do is stay at home, eat the bugs, live in the pod, and be happy.
On the Sharty
(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.On the Party, toilets are known for fighting with babies or however the toilet is flushed. This very page serves as a proof.
There are people who actually jerk off to Skibidi Toilet.
October 2024 "skibidipedo" war
Characters
Skibidi Toilets
The Skibidi Toilet are the titular main antagonists of the Skibidi Toilet series and are the primary adversaries of The Alliance. These WARRIORS are predominantly designed as toilets, each with chanting heads protruding from their toilet bowls, which often serve as their method of attack. They are responsible for numerous acts of aggression, as well as spreading the influence of the Parasitic Skibidi Toilet, which can also serve as their primary minions. They differ in size which decides their strength. Notable toilets include:
- Saint Skibidi Toilet - Skibid Preacher that sings a really cool mashup. Has red glowing eyes so he's probably an astro. Got flushed and died in the same episode he was introduced.
- DJ Toilet - Skibidi Toilet with a beanie who sings a mashup of Lady Gaga's - Bloody Mary and Skibidi Song. He is a meber of the G-Squad, which is a team of the skibidi toilet's strongest soldiers.
- Glitch Toilet - Special Skibidi Toilet that can teleport and is very strong. Was a "villain of the week" until he was BTFO'd by a TV Woman.
- Parasite Toilet - Skibidi Toilet that can infect Alliance members into fighting for them.
- Strider Toilet - Regular toilet with the body of a strider from Half Life 2. Hydra subvariant exists that have multiple heads attached.
- Mutant Toilet - A toilet combined with a body of an alliance member, usually cameramen and speakermen. The most notable of them are the Beserker Mutant, The Buzzsaw mutant (who's real name is Hugo Boss), The SWAT Mutant, and the recent Mafia Mutant, all of which are apart of the G-Squad.
- G-Toilet - The G-toilet is the main leader of the skibidi toilets who has a head of a G-man from the Half Life games. G-Toilet has laser eyes and by the far the most endurant character in the series. He was an Astro Toilet who commited treason and betrayed the Astro Empire for some heckin deep lore reason and went to Earth to make his own army. It should be noted that Alexey has done more with this character in one year than Valve has in over 30 years.
- Scientist toilet - The scientist toilet is the secondary antagonist of the Skibidi toilet series, and the main antagonist in the alpha hills arc, creating many weapons for the Skibidi toilet army such as the sunglasses that protect the Toilets from the Beams of the TV men. He has also made new variants of the Skibidi toilets such as the strider skibidi toilet, the parasite skibidi toilet, and the giant scientist Mech he uses that has it's own 'jak variant (100% IAS BECAUSE IT HAS GLASSES). Died during episode 70 after shit tons of fights.
Astro Toilets
Astro toilets are the special toilets that are from OUTER SPACE!!!! (WAOW!!!). The Astro Toilets hate G-Man Toilet and his army of Skibidi Toilets for "treason" or however the toilet is flushed. They are MUCH stronger than Skibidi Toilets, and they were able to quickly BTFO both Toilets and Alliance, forcing them to unite. Upon their introduction in season 25, they became the primary antagonists to both the Skibidi Toilets and the Alliance. Astros have red glowing eyes. Notable Astro toilets include:
- Astro Duchess Toilet - Astro Duchess is a bitch who serves as a chief of Astro forces on earth. Has sadistic tendencies and is generally disliked by majority of the fanbase for being a bitch.
- Juggernaut Astro Toilet - One of the strongest astro toilets, wears NCR ranger helmet from Fallout: New Vegas.
- Detainer Astro Toilet - Astro toilet with a bunch of claws. Fought with G-Toilet in episode 72, but lost due to him being very cocky and almost died after being saved by the Juggernaut.
- Assailant Astro Toilet - A Commander of the Astro Toilets. He has a personal grudge against G-Toilet for an unknown lore reason. Aside from Duchess, he commands the other Astro Toilets around.
The Cameramen
Cameramen are the main enemies of the Skibidi Toilets, and the first Alliance characters seen in the series. They have a closed-circuit television camera for a head, hence the name. They have many different types, large cameramen have film cameras as their heads, projectors are giant flying projectors that are used as dropships to deploy troops. Cameramen's signature colour is blue. Notable Cameramen include:
- Titan Cameraman - Titan Cameraman (TCM) is the strongest cameraman in the ranks due to his large size and immense strength. He received many upgrades during the series, but he was presumed dead in episode 74 when the Astro Arc began and he took on a whole fleet of Astros all by himself and was never seen again. although he will probably return to be upgraded with astros technologies in the future (this edit was made when episode 79 was the latest).
- Brown Cameraman - Brown Cameraman, also known as Simp Cameraman or 51MP Cameraman, is a cameraman that simps for TV Woman.
- Camerawoman - Female Cameraman. While normal camerawomen exist, she has special abilities and weapons, making her very valuable for the alliance. She ACKS xerself in episode 79 but that was a heckin illusion made by the secret agent or something
- Plungerman🗝️ - Plungerman is the bravest and the most aryan ST character. During an episode 50, when Cameramen lab got attacked, he was the only cameraman who attempted to fight back instead of taking refuge in the base. Tragically died during episode 70, right after defeating the Scientist toilet. Rest in peace, aryan beast. he also has a Fortnite skin.
Speaker men
They are the allies of the Cameramen and members of the Alliance. They blast a song called «Everybaldi Wants To Rule The World» by Tears For Fears. They differ in size, the bigger the speakerman the more speakers he has on his head. Their main colour seems to be red. Notable Speakermen include:
- Titan Speakerman - Titan Speakerman is titan of speakermen. Throughout the series, Titan Speakerman is shown to be a brash, overconfident character. Because of this, he was infected and turned into a puppet of Skibidi Toilets. Was disinfected by Titan Cameraman and TV Woman.
- Dark Speakerman - The Speakerman equivalent to Plungerman. Was best friends with Plungerman aswell. Infiltrated the Skibidi Toilet Bunker and eventually died while fighting the Scientist Toilet.
- Speakerwoman - Female Speakerman. Had a cool upgrade with astros technologies in episode 78.
- Executor Speakerman - Giant speakerman that was upgraded with astro technologies.
TV men
They are the third, and strongest members of alliance. They can teleport, speak reversed english and their emotions are shown through emoticons. Their signature colour is purple. Notable TV Men include:
- Titan TV man - Titan TV Man is so far the most powerful titan of the 3, has the ability to heal other titans and teleport individual limbs. Was upgraded multiple times, his first upgrade is best known as Cinemaman. Was infected by astros and now fights for them. Biggest advocate for TTD (Total Toilet Death).
- Polycephaly Large TV Man - A Large TV Man. He is the only large unit of his race unlike the Cameramen And Speakermen having multiple large units. He is very useful for transportation and has anger issues.
- TV Woman - Female TV Man. The most active female titan of the 3. Both Titan TV Man and TV Woman can launch purple rays from their heads that makes Toilets ACK themsleves. Freed the Titan Speakerman from the parasite and BTFO'd glitch toilet. Unfortunate to become the biggest victim of EPI Content Farms.
- Jeffrey - someone who hides in the void claiming to be god or whatever strongest skibidi toilet character btw
Computermen
COMPUTERMEN ARE NOT REAL. THE CAMERAMEN IN ALPHA HILLS SIMPLY HAD AN ERROR DURING UPGRADE. THE HUMAN IS NOT REAL, HAVE A SOFTWARE UPGRADE NOW
Skibidi Bomber
A toilet that self detonates like a sandnigger (TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS THIS CHARACTER DOES NOT EXIST) <-ev&oe he literally does
nevermind there is also a 9/11 Toilet aswell
First episode for comparison
As of 7/01/2025, the series is still ongoing, although it's less frequent. (Last video uploaded: 13/10/2025)-
Episode 1
Skibidi Toilet or Creeper
Skibidi Toilet or Creeper is another meme[1] that originally was a part of the "If X Had minecraft" memes.
This is what the person said in the meme:
Skibidi toilet or creeper? I choose skibidi toilet because I'm a sigma. So long, creeper! шкибиди туалет или крипер? я выбераю шкибиди туалет потому что я сигма, а крипер, прощай!
Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yeah, mining diamonds… Oh no, there are too many creepers, somebody help! Ah, skibidi toilet, help me please! Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes, skib, skibi dip, skibidi dabadoo dabadoo dabadoo da
Так, допываем алмазы, алмазы, алмазы, да, допываем алмазы. Ой нет, здесь слишком много криперов! кто нибудь - помогите! шкибиди туалет, помоги мне пожалуйста! шкибиди доп доп доп доп йес йес йес йес шкиб, шкибиди диб, шкибиди дабоду дабоду дабоду
Да, спасибо!
There is also a polish version of this meme.[2]
This is what the person said in the meme:
Skibidi toilet or creeper? I choose skibidi toilet not like creeper... die! Ahaha!
Skibidi toilet or kripier? Ja wybieram skibidi toiljet nie lubi kripeah... zgiń! Ahaha!
Skibi- Oh I like diamond I am so rich... Yeeeeah, I'm rich- OH NO, CREEPERS! OH NO, NO CREEPERS! SKIBIDI TOILET! BRRRRRRRRR SKIBIDI DAI DAI DAI DAI YES YES YES SKIB SKIBIDI DOP
Skibi- O ja lubie diamond ja jestem taki bogaty...Jeeeest, jestem bogaty- O NIE, KRIPERY! O NIE, NIE, KRIPERY! SKIBIDI TOILET! BRRRRRRRRR SKIBIDI DAJ DAJ DAJ DAJ YES YES YES SKIB SKIBIDI DOP
Skibidi Biden
>OMG I SAY THIS LIVE AND IT WAS SO HECKIN' FUNNYSkibidi Biden was the former leader of the skibidi toilets, but after losing the election on November 7, 2024 to G-Toilet, he has since vanished. He wrote a catchy song, displaying his hatred for the Donald.
>SKIBIDI BIDEN SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN SKIBIDI BIDEN JOE JOE JOE SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN HITLER'S LANGUAGE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP IS USING HITLERS LANGUAGE HITLERS LANGUAGE TRUMP IS USING HITLERS LANGUAGE SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
You may listen to his song here:
Elsagate
(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.>Skibidigate 💀💀💀💀
the kikes hate skibidi toilet because it's keyed
Skibidi Toilet has generated tons of seethe from oldfags who would watch stupider shit 10 years ago.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡧⢿⣜⡾⣭⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠔⠒⠒⠒⠐⠈⠒⠐⠒⡾⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⢯⣷⢣⡓⠜⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠢⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⢼⡿⣯⠳⡌⡘⠤⣉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣾⢽⣿⣳⢡⠘⡰⠠⠁⠂⡇⢬⢉⢯⡻⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸
⠀⠀⠀⢉⡟⠚⠓⠚⠒⠒⠒⡺⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣟⡾⣿⢧⢢⠁⢆⠱⠀⠐⣏⠦⣉⠶⣹⣳⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢾⠁
⠀⠀⠀⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢹⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡳⣿⣯⠆⣁⠊⠤⠁⠀⣿⠰⡡⢏⡷⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢳
⠀⣀⣀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣺⡷⣿⣷⠩⢄⡘⢄⠃⠀⢿⡱⢌⡳⡽⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠤⣤⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⢳⣿⣯⣓⠂⢌⢢⠡⠀⣹⢆⠣⣽⣹⢿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢠⣀⣧⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡯⣾⣿⢦⡉⢂⠦⡑⠠⢸⣋⠖⣱⢯⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠈⠣⠼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡷⣿⡽⣿⡶⡑⢌⢲⡁⠆⣹⢮⠸⣭⣟⣾⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⣷⢿⣿⡷⣭⠌⣆⢣⠒⣸⢧⢛⡶⣯⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢫⣿⡿⡜⡰⢊⡇⢒⢸⣯⢎⡷⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢯⣿⣿⡱⢡⢫⡜⢠⢻⣗⢮⡽⣷⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣯⣿⣷⣫⠕⡮⡜⢄⢺⡿⢬⣟⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡗⣿⣟⡶⡙⢶⣙⠢⣩⣿⢣⣟⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣏⣿⣯⢷⡙⢮⣇⢃⠖⣿⢣⣟⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⢾⣿⢧⢏⡳⣞⠌⣚⢿⡹⣞⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⠮⡵⣎⠣⢜⣻⢵⣻⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣿⣿⣟⣿⣽⢳⡹⣬⠃⡜⣺⢧⡿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣯⣿⣞⡧⣝⡖⢣⠘⣽⡾⣽⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺
⠀⠀⠀⠹⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⣿⣻⡜⣧⣛⠤⠑⡎⢿⣽⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⡲⠚⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢉⣩⣭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠽⣿⣿⣻⢷⣛⠶⣭⠂⠱⡘⡽⣾⡿⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⣍⣓⠒⠒⠒⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣤⠤⠖⠋⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⢋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣻⢶⡁⢦⡱⣹⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡉⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠌⠙⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣶⣶⣾⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣽⣯⡗⣬⢳⣯⣿⡟⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⠶⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠑⠒⠲⠦⠼⠿⠷⠿⠿⠿⠾⠷⠾⠻⠞⠛⠓⠒⠒⠊⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠋⠁⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠀⠈⠓⠲⠤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡠⠤⠒⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠒⠒⠒⠲⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠴⠂⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠂⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢂⢾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠈⡔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠤⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡘⢄⠈⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡈⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⡎⠐⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠒⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡔⢣⢀⠂⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠢⢌⣳⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠡⠆⡌⢀⠂⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠐⡄⢣⢮⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢯⡚⣄⠣⣈⠐⡈⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠐⡀⢎⡰⣳⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣤⠓⡤⢒⠠⣁⠂⠌⡀⠄⡀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠄⡁⠂⢄⠱⣈⢶⡝⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣗⡘⢆⡱⢀⠎⡰⢐⢂⡐⠄⣈⠐⡀⢂⠀⠄⡀⢀⠀⡀⢀⠠⠀⠠⢀⠂⡈⠄⡁⢂⠅⠢⠑⡈⢆⠱⣼⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡜⡄⠢⢉⠢⠑⠌⢂⠜⡐⠠⢃⠐⠂⠌⠐⢀⠂⠐⠀⠂⠀⠁⠂⠀⠐⠀⠐⠀⠂⠈⠄⠡⠐⡨⢱⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⢁⠂⠄⠡⠈⠀⠠⠀⠁⠀⠈⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢂⠱⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢻⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Major Events
- July 5, 2026 - The namefield has been added to /soy/ and flags are enabled on /soy/ and /qa/. Using a VPN shows up as the Indian flag.
- June 27, 2026 - The Admincaust occurs.
- June 6, 2026 - Nuuru's source code is leaked, again.
- June 1, 2026 - The Homocaust begins.
- May 30, 2026 - Limeade leak.
- May 7, 2026 - With Limeade gone, documentation of non-pedophilic splinters is now allowed.
- May 2, 2026 - Limeade gets banned.
- April 5, 2026 - Kaguya's discord leaks come to light.
- March 29, 2026 - Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old.
- March 25, 2026 - BBQ Sauce resigns.
- February 27, 2026 - SoyBooru revamp & forum, named Nuuru, is released.
- February 26, 2026 - Doctos is wordfiltered to OMGSISA.
- February 18, 2026 - Nico Nico Douga colonization efforts begin.
- February 13, 2026 - Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo is announced.
- January 30, 2026 - 20 million total posts are achieved.
- January 28, 2026 - The party is now 18+.
- January 13, 2026 - Brownocaust launches.
- January 12, 2026 - Diavatalks is raided for the first time.
- January 11, 2026 - Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.
Did You Know...
- That Beast is the most evolved soyjak?
- That you can see all the soyjak.party banners here?
- That the Soy Community has many unsolved mysteries?
- That there are secret pages here, here, here, and here in the Sharty?
- That Max is universally considered the worst admin in the history of the Party? (Worse than Captain Coal even)
- That Cobson is Irish-American?
- That Gigachad is Russian?
- That posting the text "basedjak.party" anywhere on 4chan gets you an automatic 3-day ban?
- That you can evade the ban above by typing "s0yjak.party" because it gets filtered to "basedjak.party"?
- That the world record for the longest soyduel in history clocked in at 6077 replies and lasted almost a month?
- That jannies do it for free?
- That Nojak died in Ukraine?
- That The Swede, the creator of the first soyjak, is a communist?
On This Day: July 8
- 2023 - The poopson myth is created. Calendarjakking spam (Pictured) appears for the first time on the 'ru.
- 2025 - /ptb/ is wiped by the jannies and subsequently locked.
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