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Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFuck this shit websiteFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobTOL TOL TOLYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. 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ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and ... onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensOr somethingSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREwordswordswordsI RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESNext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKill niggers. Behead niggers. 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If you have not purchased a Soyjak GEM ACCOUNT™, you may not view this quote.DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS.Ϫyou WILL have a great dayyou MAY prefer this variant insteadOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSrough draft, I'm no artist but worth a shot@Powersky approve my images please
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OW OW OW THAT HURTS HELP ME DOCTOOOOOS
funny scawed man
This page is a gem.
>OYYYYYYYY ITS LITERALLY 'P OY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS OYYYYYYYYYY JANNIES REMOVE IT RIGHT NOW MY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Doctos, sometimes humorously referred to as Dog Toes, is a funny photoshop edit of the Classic Soyjak, depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes inside his black eyes, an additional pair of white pupils inside his normal pupils, a grey tongue and an ear.

He is mostly used to express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with ridiculous non-existent web addresses that would be shocking if they were to be real, such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (even though its real (it does wordswordswords some nerdy connection related shit)).

It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of "Doctors". [3] His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most probably by DOCTOS while trying to remove his ears, which failed).

Since February 2025, Main Page is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.

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  • A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award
    A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award
  • Doctos with large ear
    This image of him with a large ear and no glasses is also used.
  • Glitchy Doctos
    Glitchy Doctos
  • Stretched Doctos
    Stretchy bOYYYYYY
  • Deformed Doctos
    Deformed
  • Front-facing variant
    Front-facing variant
  • Gemmy video
  • Cobtos (WABAG)
    Cobtos (WABAG)
  • Looptos (missing tongue doe)
    Looptos (missing tongue doe)
  • Impish variant
    Impish variant
  • So scared xhe Acked xerself
    So scared xhe Acked xerself
  • Mind blown
    Mind blown
  • DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE
    DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE
  • Shirtjak
    Shirtjak
  • NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS
    NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS
  • Tfw you see anything with the letter p in it
    Tfw you see anything with the letter p in it
  • Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee xe pohstid peeeeee mayne maahds ban dis nigga
    Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee xe pohstid peeeeee mayne maahds ban dis nigga
  • (Loud Noises) Doctos Alert
  • Oyyy vey
    Oyyy vey
  • Selfish Little Doctos
    Selfish Little Doctos
  • Female Doctos (only a ruby doe because the mouth isn't stretched enough)
    Female Doctos (only a ruby doe because the mouth isn't stretched enough)
  • Neutral Doctos
    Neutral Doctos
  • Embedded 'G DOCTOSSS
    Embedded 'G DOCTOSSS
  • Doctos Discovering Antimatter
    Doctos Discovering Antimatter
  • Doakes when actually learning Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher
  • OOYYYYY RING THE DOCTOSSS
  • a tuff edit
  • Sobot Doctos
    Sobot Doctos
  • Distorted
    Distorted
  • Doctos Driving
    Doctos Driving
  • Natetos
    Natetos
  • Doctos Edit
  • OYYYY DOCTOOOOS IM CALLING DA POLICE
    OYYYY DOCTOOOOS IM CALLING DA POLICE

Snopes

  1. ↑ Image metadata review
  2. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/127477915/#127478009
  3. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/R7ZyZhttps://archive.ph/PQIoi
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