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Brooty Broot | ???x450
This page is Brootal 🌱Contents of this page are gonna hurt.
Consider bringing a bandage!
This topic is related to soyjak.blogHere be namefags and SNCA.
It's slowing down...My peer-reviewed studies indicate that it's not over yet...
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.

This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
(You) shall use the King's English.
> Haha, classic <
Broot
> there's only so much gay ass nigger drama by autistic teenagers who have nothing better to do than eternally seethe at the internet all the time that you can really take <
Broot on the Boorum
brooby broob
This page is a gem.

Broot (born 1926)[1] is the founder and former owner & admin of the Schlog and a former admin of the Shroom and SoyBooru. He also retired as a janny on this very wiki for some time but was repromoted to admin. He created soyjak.blog as a place primarily dedicated to blog posting and journals. He owned soyjak.blog from February 29, 2024 until July 2024, where he transfered ownership of the site to Froot.

After soyjak.blog's closure Broot maintained his relevancy by branching out to the Shroom and Soybooru, where he would first become admin on the Shroom; Broot then would later focus on his role on the Booru, leaving his role as admin on the Shroom. On February 27, 2026, The Nuuru was launched and along with it a forum known as The Boorum, a successor to soyjak.blog where he was made an Administrator of. In recent times he has become somewhat controversial and has been accused of being hyperdefensive and abrasive, as well as being beloved for his charisma and interacting with his communities.

Soyjak.blog would go onto have many splinters and recreations such as soyjak.forum, though the Boorum is considered the main spiritual successor and is the most active.

History

Discovery of The Sharty & Pre-schlog (2023 & prior)

Before 2020, Broot would moderate a few SNCA forums with normalfag topics and interests, these forums were not disclosed for privacy reasons but they would run on vBulletin and phpBB, the latter was a free software that did not need a license. In 2021 Broot would discover soyjak.party via 4chan, as he was looking for a better more active altchan. From there he would use The Sharty casually, in 2023 he would retire and step down from the forum he previously worked with. Later that year Broot would take notice of blogposting threads and long form discussion on The Sharty, he would begin planning to create a forum specifically for blogposting, journals and detailed discourse as he felt that the active boards on the Sharty were too fast paced for such content.

He would locally set up forums and opted for XenForo as it is the most modern forum software, though it was closed source, it is undisclosed if Broot had an actual license for XenForo as the software requires such, phpBB was free but it was too outdated and had various vulnerabilities to be used.

Soyjak.blog era (2024-2025)

Broot's idea for a soyjak-based forum has been planned since October 2023 and prior to the creation of the Schlog. Broot would often see blog threads posted on /soy/, sometimes also being moved to /plier/. Feeling that there was no place within the Soysphere that's suitable towards blogposting, he decided to launch a forum for it appropriately called Soyjak.blog on February 29th, 2024. Doll would create an account and later become an administrator for the site along with Broot.

Broot would also meet Weebhunter3000, creator and former owner of chuds.life who offered to help with The Blog, forming a partnership with the two sites. Froot would also join and sometimes interact with users there.

As the site grew, more familiar people would join, two of them being Mustard and Quote, who would develop for the site. The Schlog went on to become an official site being used as a forum for SoyBooru and Soyjak Wiki, albeit somewhat controversial as namefagging is prevalent there.

Soyjakify

Soyjakify was a cancelled successor to soyjak.blog, thought up in the schlog's end days. DOLL commissioned anyone on the schlog janny team to create a splinter ASAP as the team did not feel comfortable working with a literal who (that ended up being a cordmonkey), Nagolbud was offered this personally but for some reason he didn't end up creating one. Broot was willing to set up a forum titled 'Soyjakify' at first, it would have looked like an near replica of soyjak.blog but with a different namesake, it would also like its predecessor, use XenForo, but a more upgraded version.

This forum did not come to light as soyjak.forum (what would later be the Shroom) was conceived first. Even with Broot now departing from The Shroom, Soyjakify will likely not need to be a thing as the Boorum now exists as of 2026.
The IT2GB era refined the public opinion on Broot.

Post-Schlog & It's Time To Get Brootal (2025-2026)

The schlog later on got sold by Froot due to SNCA drama, and disinterest in the website. Broot later moved onto being a Moderator for SoyBooru and this wiki. DOLL would promote Broot to this position. At the time SoyBooru's moderation was very disorganized, with the only non-literal who jannies being DOLL, Warrior-Z, Mustard and Broot himself. When DOLL would step down from the 'ru, Soysneed would take over as the head administrator with Broot continuing to be a moderator for a year.

In December 2025, he became Santa Claus and saved Christmas by BTFOing The Grinch.

In January 2026, he began uploading GIFs of his soysona to Tenor, called "brootmojis," in the hopes that normies might start using them. Later that month he began to run for SoyBooru admin, with a slogan being 'It's Time To Get Brootal' (abbreviated as IT2GB). The campaign was very well received, with 67 votes in support of Broot. Unfortunately, the campaign ended on the 19th of February of 2026 as announced by a post he uploaded anonymously.[2] Broot also launched Trendy Tuesday, a weekly art contest held on SoyBooru where 'jakkers draw OC and compete to be featured.

The IT2GB movement was very successful, with the 4th most upvoted post on the entire SoyBooru being the voting poll for Broot.

Boorum & SoyBooru administrator (2026)

On March 5, 2026, Broot and Catter were made administrators for the Boorum, the forum for SoyBooru. One of the first things he did on there was establish rules for the forum. The Boorum would become Broot's primary forum with him making threads and interacting with the userbase there, he would also hold a Q&A thread.[3] On May 1, 2026, Quote would promote Broot from forum admin to global admin, finally ending his isolation from the site's main administration team. On June 27, 2026, Broot along with Warrior-Z, Cobblestone and Catter were demoted in a moderation restructure, he would however retain his red name. By the following day he chose to resign as moderator.[4]

On June 28, 2026, Broot would resign gracefully as moderator on the 'ru due to personal reasons and the overwhelming amount of drama sweeping the site[5], confirmed by his moderator badge being removed from his account on the API.

Absolutely

Controversies

Demotions

Broot possibly has the soysphere record of having the most demotions and promotions in a short time.

  • On February 8, 2026, Broot was demoted on the 'ki by Cobblestone due to being retired (ev&doe he came back shortly before then)
  • On February 16, 2026, he also was demoted to janny for revealing the accounts of anonymous comments on the 'ru. He was repromoted to mod on February 18, 2026, and got demoted again the next day. On February 27, 2026 he was officially repromoted along with launch of Nuuru.
  • On June 27, 2026, He was demoted alongside Cobblestone Catter and Warrior-Z from his administrator position, making Mustard the sole admin of the site.

The people that got him demoted and or celebrated were later exposed on May 3, 2026 to be within a pedophilic tranny grooming IRC (Not to be confused with the Sharty IRC.)[6]

Broot haters this is your mindset.

Public image

In recent times, Broot's public persona has been described as edgy, egocentric, and narcissistic by some users, notable examples of this being that he is very easy to anger with the slightest insults against him. This made him become somewhat adjacent to a namefag.

Mein brootalität

He has also been praised for his creativity, with events like Trendy Tuesday and interacting with the userbase more often than most staff would.[8]

In general, he's a random admin who thinks too much of himself.

Psychopathy

Broot occasionally displays behavioural traits that would align with a psychopathic personality. Antisocial behavior as seen with him engaging in edit wars on this very wiki, impaired empathy and connection seen with him abandoning soyjak.forum, a forum he was with for a year, adding slopjaks to ex-sharty manager BBQ Sauce's wiki page for no apparent reason, refusal to believe he is ever in the wrong and egocentric traits which is obvious with the strong narcissism he exhibits, seen with IT2GB and Brootmoji.

He has also stated a few times he dislikes personal attachment and people who use the soysphere as a replacement for socializing IRL.[9][10][11]

On June 21, 2026 He did a psychopathy test with concerning results.[12]

Brootbaiting

Broot is pretty easy to bait and there are multiple ways to make him leak.

  • Call him a literal who.
  • Tell him that he will never be famous.
  • Say that he thinks too highly of himself.
  • Tell him that he samefagged his entire LARP.
  • Act like a shroomcuck.
  • Insult the Boorum.
  • Insult Brootmoji.

Though nowadays he has gotten less leaky and will likely ignore you.

Bribery accusations

Broot has been accused of bribery three times, It is theorised that he bribed Weebhunter3000 into ditching chuds.life to join soyjak.blog, a second time with getting the schlog to be an official website and the third with him being repromoted on SoyBooru in the same month he got demoted.

DOLL feud

In early 2026, Broot would have a falling out with DOLL who he previously worked with due to his resignation from Soyjak.forum. Tensions between the two would arise over the months.

in recent times the drama between the two would die down, in May of 2026, Broot would confirm that he and DOLL reconciled in a soybooru post, and that his problem is not with DOLL but rather the shroom's userbase.

Popularity outside of the Soysphere

Broot has become somewhat viral outside of the soysphere, with mentions and memes of him being shared on other sites like Looksmaxx.org[13], Tiktok[14], Twitter, Facebook, and 4chan.[15] And many cases where his soysona has been used as a normal soyjak.[16]

Filmography

Title Year Director Notes
The Trendy Tuesday Movie[17] 2026 Broot Compilation of all submissions from the SoyBooru event. Along with Series Sunday.

Facts

Impala Soyak Ears
  • His favorite Schlog users were those who actually made Blog threads.
  • His name is a portmanteau of Brute and Soot.
    • Though it can also be seen as a shortening of Beetroot, making it a double entendre.
  • The creator of Babyjak and Schlog namefag, UltraSoyLord designed Broot's soyjak.
  • He owns a pet cat[18]
  • He owns a restaurant business as of 2026.[19]
  • His favorite variants are Cobson, Soyak and Impish Soyak Ears.
  • Although Impjak is his primary variant, he is often depicted with Cobson too.
  • He is apparently wealthy, and has been accused of bribing his way into power in some instances.[20]
  • He used 4chan prior to the Sharty and mostly posted on /int/.
  • He is the second person[a] to have a supporter's perspective article.
  • He apparently discovered soyjak.party in 2021.
  • He has a brother.[21]
  • He supports TND.
  • He likes Football, (or soccer if you're an amerimutt) and supports Arsenal.
  • He does spliffs (niggerweed mixed with tobacco)
  • He likes the film The Wolf of Wallstreet.
  • His favorite food is Lasagna.
  • He met Hideo Kojima.[22]
  • He is 6'2/187cm [23]
  • He appreciates OC.
  • He likes Pepe The Frog.
  • He has an Android and an iPhone 15.
  • He owns a Playstation 5, a gaming PC, a Nintendo Switch 2, a VR headset and a Steam Deck.
  • He has traveled to Spain, Wales, France, Montenegro and Italy for holidays.
  • His favorite 'jak to make edits of is Soyak for being the most versatile.
  • His favorite raid is Operation Reality.
  • He is a graphics designer.
  • He is also a chef.
  • He chose XenForo as it is the most modern forum software.
  • He will ban you for negrobumping
  • All of series:brootmoji on the 'ru is created and uploaded by him anonymously
  • He killed a brown pedophile and is evading arrest.[24]

Broot is fat theory

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

The Broot is fat theory refer to the allegations and rumors made against Broot's weight.

The allegations likely stem from the fact he is an ex-Body builder and niggers not knowing that BMI is inaccurate as it doesn't distinguish between fat and muscle. But who could blame them, they don't even know the difference between pounds and kilos in the shitty hostels in jakarta they sleep in.

He also owns a restaurant which could contribute to his weight gain.[25]

For

  • He likes talking about food a lot
  • He cleans his plate
  • He likes KFC
  • He bulkz and gainz

Against

  • He exercises daily
  • He has his own morning routine like Ashton hall
  • He benches 300lbs
  • He only eats snacks on cheat days

What typa guy is Broot?

  • Broot the typa guy that say "well well well" and taps xir foot when xe sees someone eating beet soup
  • Broot the typa guy that say "aaaaaand... I'm in" when xe logs onto the janny dashboard
  • Broot the typa guy that says "tickle fight!" at the sleepover
  • Broot the type of nigga who fart in a toilet and flush it
  • Broot the typa booger that says "tootles" before xe hangs up
  • Bruut the type of nigga to take a day off from work on xir birthday.
  • Broot the typa guy who blows steam out xir ears when xe gets angry
  • Broœt is the type of fella to say "ermm.. that just happened!"
  • Broot the type of nigga who wiggles xir fingers before taking a slice of pie
  • Broot the type of nigga who say "No more Mr. nice guy" when xe gets angry
  • Broot the typa fella who say "Checkmate" whenever xe bans someone
  • Broot the type of goofball who closes xir eyes when smiling
  • Broot the type of guy who calls time-out when xe gets cornered playing tag
  • Broot the kinda guy who say "I did NOT sign up for this!" whenever the catty get spammed
  • Broot the typa dude who say "one two three, thats enough for me" at the water fountain
  • Broot the type of nigga who sit on xir hands when the room gets too cold
  • Broot the type of guy who say "capeesh?" after explaining something
  • Broot the kind of slumpkerdumpker that says "Scrumpdiddlyumptious" after eating something
  • Broot the type of nigga who say "cut it out guys I'm serious" when the mods start talking shit
  • Broot the typa bloke who use the urinal next to you when the rest are open
  • Broot is the type of guy to go "Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" at a proposal
  • Broot the type of guy to giggle during xir bed time story
  • Broot's the type of nigga that send you a thank you card for coming to xir bday party
  • Broot the typa dude that say "Pee-Yew" when something smells bad
  • Broot the type of scallywag that lock the board and say "What's the passcode"
  • Broot the type of whippersnapper that uncover a mystery and be like "Uhh, guys... You might wanna see this"
  • Broot the type of guy to say "Uh Oh Spaghettios!" after being shot 42 times
  • Broot the typa guy that say "We've got company" when the bad guys show up
  • Broot the kinda nigga that say "It's not what it looks like" when xe gets caught
  • Broot the type of dude that wiggles xir fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when xe sees donuts
  • Broot the type of nigga that lick xir fingers before turning the page
  • Broot the type of nigga to go in a pet store and set the animals free
  • Broot that type of bloke to say "Geronimo" then hold xir nose and cannonball into the pool
  • Broot the type of nigga to send xir girl a homemade valentine's day card
  • Broot the type of nigga to cry when xir pokemon evolves and say "but you promised me you'd never change"
  • Broot the kinda guy to say "Me Me Me Me Mee" before xe starts singing
  • Broot the kinda bloke who say "It's quiet... too quiet" when the catty is slow
  • Broot the typa dude that moans when xe wipes xir ass
  • Broot the type of mf to say "You're not allowed in here" when a burglar breaks into xir house
  • Broot the type of nigga who bites an ice cream
  • Broot the type of nigga that be looking at a falling leaf and say "It's okay, I'll catch you"
  • Broot the type of dude to eat two gummy bears at a time so they don't die alone
  • Broot the type of nigga to get into a pillow fight and die
  • Broot the kinda guy to say "I call shotgun" when getting into a car
  • Broot the typa specimen to say "Uhh, english please" after hearing some scientific shit
  • Broot the type of guy to jump into someone's arms when xe gets scared
  • Broot the type of guy to say "woah there big fella"
  • Broot the typa guy to say "That's it!" when xe gets mad
  • Broot the type of guy that tells the DJ to be quiet
  • Broot the type of guy to be like: "wait how old is she in dog years"
  • Broot that type of nigga to grab a deformed candy from a bag and say "It's okay, I'm different too"
  • Broot the typa nigga to make a website about blogposting
  • Broot the type of guy to wash hands with gloves on
  • Broot the type of guy that stares into the barbers eyes during the line up
  • Broot the type of guy to fully occupy a bunk bed
  • Broot the subset of individual to use the put xir E-mail in the E-mail field
  • Broot the kind of statistic to try and kiss you under the mistletoe
  • Broot the kind of offender to say "yar matey" after pirating a movie
  • Broot the kind of guy to say "squeaky clean" after cleaning up xir soyjak folder
  • Broot the kind of guy to say "aw shucks" and blush when xe is kissed on the cheeks
  • Broot the kind of fellah to bounce up and down like an accordion when a bookshelf falls on xem
  • Broot the kind of patootie blow on the cartridge before sticking it in.
  • Broot the kind of guy to eat the milk and cookies before Santa gets them.
  • Broot the kind of hobo to say "don't let the bed bugs bite" before going to bed.
  • Broot the type of connoisseur to say "I prefer paprika" before saging a thread
  • Broot the type of guy to sneeze loudly when someone sprinkles too much pepper.
  • Broot the subtype of suspect to say "I'm sorry for doing this" before playing whack-A-mole
  • Broot the type of guy to shed a tear watching Gary come home (even doe we all did)
  • Broot the kind of fellow to snap xir fingers along to the beat to a song
  • Broot the kind of rapscallion to say "sharing is caring!" when handing out gempasses
  • Broot the kind of guy to say "Just like Mr. Miyagi taught" when doing something
  • Broot the kind of guy to look for xir realistic depiction of a panic attack in xir favourite media
  • Broot the kind of fellow to say "and one for the road..." before taking xir favourite snacks
  • Broot the kind fellow to wiggle xir finger and say "No way buster brown!" when xe almost falls for bait
  • Broot the kind of troublemaker to feel inspired after listing to xir favourite imagine dragons song
  • Broot the kind of guy to say "zoo-wee mama!" after getting stabbed 22 times.
  • Broot the kind of individual to be hypnotized by a dangling cock clock.
  • Broot the kind of tubby to eat only the middle of Oreos
  • Broot the kind of jew to say "The dog or the planet" when someone mentions Pluto

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