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This page is a gem.Fundamental Paper Education, abbreviated to FPE is a 4 minute animation created by some girl named "Kaaatie" when she was 15 (now 18), based on a Baldi's Basics song called Basics in Behavior by (((The Living Tombstone))). The original upload gained around 8 million views in a month (72 million before it was set to private[1], millions more if counting reuploads) and birthed a fandom, it even has a fandom wiki for it now along with multiple AU's (Alternate Universes), a shallow plot, and characters that all look like women (some of them are supposed to be men). The video features intense gore and a new student ends up getting murdered on her first day.
It was planned to become a series, but the creator sperged out and cancelled the second episode, and later privated everything on xer million sub youtube channel.
It is forced on the Sharty by about 12 autists or something. You can still find this slop on /qa/.
In February 2025, the CIA used the song for mind control experiments. The melody was beamed into the heads of the subjects who had never heard it before, in order to create confusion and panic. Shortly after the conclusion of this experiment, FPE bait started to be spammed on various boards.
Also for whatever reason some autist is quoting every Nojak nameroll with Miss Circle. and oreos
Plot
It's about this school that's dominated by 3 evil teachers who kill students that get low grades, there's also a shitskin demon girl named Alice who kills people who enter her goon and rape cave. Only one student, being Engel, has enough courage to resist the teachers, the rest just run around the school until the teachers or Alice eventually eat them. The entire animation is played out to the song Basics in Behavior (Blue Edition) by The Living Tombstone.
The FPE Wars
The FPE Wars were a series of flamewars on /soy/ and /qa/, SoyBooru, the Zarty, and to a lesser extent Reddit. One day, some autists REALLY liked Fundamental Paper Education, so xhey started uploading FPE-themed 'jaks to the booru[2] and started sharing their enthusiasm on the Sharty. In retaliation, a few other autists started calling it a Baldi clone and declared war on it; FPE autists also compared it to Skibidi Toilet which sparked significant backlash. An FPE autist also created a page about FPE on this wiki which was removed due to its overwhelming sperginess.[3] Root welcomed the new autists into /qa/ and declared it their home (/qa/ is the designated autist containment board) with them making a general in there that lasted until Root was demoted from his adminship.[4]On April 9, 2024 many FPE threads were made on /soy/l[5], causing a minor NAS war; there was a sage-spammer, some porn was posted, and it ended with the autists making a new ID thread to avoid the sage-spammers which was then moved to /qa/. A thread was made telling the mods to ban FPE and get the thread stickied if it got 1000 replies, which it did, and for the next 3 days posting FPE in /soy/ got you a surprise ban between 15 minutes and 6 hours[6]. Hilariously a few autists intentionally posted threads on /soy/ with FPE imagery just to see how long of a ban xhey would get.
After the temporary ban of FPE on /soy/ ended, the war resumed; which had the side effect of making the 'log coaly half of any given day. Notably, a Soytan avatarfag and a couple other retards joined this "crusade" against FPE and kept falling for the most obvious bait ever; and as a result the 'log was filled to the brim with posts talking about FPE to the point of there being OVER 2000 FUCKING MENTIONS OF FPE ON THE 'LOG.[7]
Sometime before April 26, 2024 all FPE 'jaks were deleted from the 'ru; likely due to suspicions that this coal is being forced by Der 'Cord. The approver who deleted the 'jaks was later removed, as of today all those soyjaks are back up on the Booru. [8]
On November 17, 2024, both Joel and Hamas_2, two of the most notable anti-FPE namefags on the Soysphere, got permabanned once their soycord got snitched upon.
The /mtv/ thread
During the Beach VS Waterpark war of Summer 2024, an FPE general thread was created on /mtv/, it was branded as a Demi x Sasha thread (popular ship in the FPE community) and during it's time it accumulated hundreds of replies with the mere existence of the thread being enough to cause tryhard nu-Lee's to post anti-FPE content on the 'log of /mtv/ and try to slide the thread off of the /mtv/ catalog, the thread was moved to /fpe/, was moved to /qa/ after /fpe/ got locked, and was eventually slid off.
Creation of /fpe/
Fundamental Paper Education, being one of the Sharty's most controversial things ever (and essentially the replacement for Ongezellig after Zelligate) was gifted it's own board during the 113 board Frootniversary event. After accumulating 100 posts, creating Froot fanart, making a bait thread on 4cuck's /co/ and being saved by "TheyCallMeDSP" during a game of online Tetris, /fpe/ became an actual mainstay board on soyjak.party that so far has been around for over 3 months, /fpe/ won.
Eventually /fpe/ was removed from soyjak.party's top bar. In the board's lifespan from the 113 board plan event to November 7, 2024, it has:
- Had to face off against lots of spammers, initially the spam was a very serious issue but ever since they won the event the board has received better moderation (it no longer gets spammed).
- Created it's own lingo.
- Has created 3 custom themes (normal FPE theme, FPE dark theme and a Ruby theme).
- Has produced lots of fanart, including soyjak edits.
Kaaatie EPI controversy
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It should be noted that she was 13-14 AND in some cases older (15-16), NOT 12 as people claim her to be. And sure, some 14 year olds are retarded. Except, she did not show any change based on the furry fetish accounts she followed in 2025. Also Katie REALLY HATES the following and tries to get the evidence deleted. ARCHIVE EVERYTHING, AND DON'T USE ARCHIVE.ORG NUSOI AS EVEN KATIE TRIES TO GET ARCHIVES DELETED FROM THERE!A detractor from the FPE community or a Mossad operative hidden inside the community claimed through a GitHub document that Kaaatie xerself had been a SFW rebrand of "Little Elcho/AlziexLab" citing long-term fans' testimony, and a Wayback Machine archive of Kaaatie's now-deleted channel shows the channel was originally named AlziexLab which is a channel Little Elcho openly claimed was xer second channel. This is a well-known fact in xer community, 70% of the comments in reuploads of Little Elcho's videos are about Kaaatie and FPE.
Notably, Wayback Machine archives for the original Kaaatie channel were purged exactly one month after the document was last updated, likely due to Kaaatie requesting the Internet Archive to delete it (this is one of the reasons why you shouldn't rely solely on Wayback Machine, nusois), which suggests xhe is trying to hide the fact that xhe is Little Elcho/AlziexLab. Other evidence is that xhe blocks anybody who mentions the channel including an ESL pajeet from xer fanbase, and because it just is OK? While Kaaatie is around 17 today, xhe was only around 12 when xhe created most of this Little Elcho goonslop and is most definitely a victim of EPI. Before Kaaatie deleted xer X on February 11, 2025, the document had outlined that xhe publicly followed many furry fetish accounts AND FURRY BARA DOCTOOOOOS!!!!!
In short:
- Kaaatie followed many furry fetish accounts on xer X.
- Kaaatie is most definitely Little Elcho/AlziexLab and is trying xer best to delete any evidence.
- Kaaatie created FPE, an animation of sexualized characters murdering children in an ultragory cartoon fashion similar to Terrible Mouse.
- Little Elcho/AlziexLab created EPI slop for xer audience which is almost all minors when xhe was 12 years old.
- Little Elcho/AlziexLab drew Adult X Minor ships (33-year-old Doctor Alexa X 14-year-old Alsi.) [Xe had her age changed to 19 and then 25 but the age when the ship art was made can’t be verified due to the channel being nuked]
- Little Elcho/AlziexLab shipped xer 14-year-old OC with Chloe (12 years old[9]) from We Bare Bears.
As of now Kaaatie deleted everything which is an objectively good choice for xer minor audience and xerself.
^Though since she will come back someday. Is she gonna be the same or change for the better?
Kaaatie cancels FPE
Kaaatie made a post on Xitter (now deleted since she's trying to hide from her popularity) telling people that she does not want to draw FPE characters anymore because the internet hurt her feelings or however the foid artist is oversensitive. This is a parallel to when Studio Massa cancelled Ongezellig.
Twitter trannies being Twitter trannies immediately started calling Katie a lazy bitch but that's SNCA Twitter drama, just understand that official FPE content is OVER.
On November 24, 2024, the original video was unlisted (GEEEEEG!!!), although finding it is incredibly easy. On February 14, 2025, the original video was changed from unlisted to private (eventually removed geg), this is because she found the alt-right liked her content[it just is, ok?], and Katie hated the fact she had right-wing fans, especially from one specific far-right reactionary imageboard known as the Sharty (FPETROONS BTFO). Katie has ever since privated all of her YouTube videos and deleted all of her xitter posts (and most likely ACK'd herself irl after that lul). On April 10 2025 she would change her bio, saying that she would obviously be returning someday but not continue drawing her old characters anymore, resulting in a true end to the ill-fated 4 minute animation just like the 'zellig.
Miss Circle bait
As of January 2025, FPE bait (focused on Miss Circle since she's the only FPE character baitposters know (meds now Ruby is also used for bait) has not been too common but has been prominent enough to make any sane user unhappy. Half the time this type of bait is pornographic in nature, often focusing on "big oreo cock", miss circle's big ass &/or breasts. And worshipping the female body
Gallery
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FPE from Ohio -
Miss Circle, a math teacher. She likes Oreos. -
Oliver, a smug bully, depicted eating soap for some reason. -
A meme showing Miss Circle lynching Baldi, which is part of the autism wars. -
An fpe-themed redditbob video. This would kill a /qa/ oldfag.
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This is Zip. She likes paper airplanes and has an IQ of 8. -
This is Edward. He used a drone to throw Clarie down a hole and we have no reason as to why. -
This is Mr. Demi, the only male teacher in the school. He is a music teacher and is depicted here as frightened. Probably a pooner. -
Reason #1 for reinstating public executions. -
Reason #2 for reinstating public executions. -
Reason #3 for reinstating public executions (Skibidi won though). -
One of the first ever FPE posts on the Sharty, this was on /mtv/. -
'zellig x FPE. PVRE Shartycore. -
Soytan x FPE. TRVE Shartycore. -
FPE from Ohio 2: Electric Boogalo -
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Ruby, a Skibidi Toilet reference. -
>YOU WILL DO YOUR CLASSWORK -
OREO'S, IN MY AREA???
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Snopes
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20250202051357/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_UjTv6eH4I
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/list/fundamental_paper_education/1
- ↑ https://archive.today/fRcMw https://megalodon.jp/2025-1112-0054-50/https://archive.today:443/fRcMw
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/258063#p258156
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/6794871#
- ↑ https://soyjak.party/chive/thread/69106.html
- ↑ [[:File:FPE_2000_fucking_times.png|none|thumb|100x100px|IT'S_OVER 2000!]]
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/6996742#
- ↑ https://webarebears.fandom.com/wiki/Chloe_Park#cite_note-3
THREE ACT AS HUNGRY SHEPHERDS WHERE HIS DAUGHTER LIES. <-- marge <-- oh i meant alice was niggerjak's daughter
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- That jannies do it for free?
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On This Day: June 8
- 2021 - Captain Coal (pictured) takes over the site. Post counts are rolled back to June 3.
- 2023 - The 'log gets flooded with absolute brimstone during euro hours, including posts shilling the jarty, 'p, black cock spam, and beastiality. Doll says this is due to the mod interface failing.
- 2024 - A thread is made on /soy/ calling to "spam 4cuck's /b/ with neutralplier blogposts", which evolves into a massive soyjak spamming frenzy which lasted for 6 hours, wiping all but a handful of botted lolipedo threads and generating 4cuck seethe. The Sharty trolls and doxes the owner of a heckin edgy larpercore discord group and website who spammed 'p in a jakbox thread. A tranny animator by the name of "Aimkid" gets doxed by the sharty. An "emergency report" option is added for improving janny response time to illegal content, ostensibly alerting them when pressed.
- 2025 - User js got temporarily removed. Soyteens raided a BBC cuck forum called Blacktowhite.net and the thread was looped.
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