Soysylum Wiki

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Soysylum Wiki is a DEAD WEBSITE
The following site has little to no users and posts there are far from frequent.

The Soysylum Wiki was an A24 slowburn sister wiki based on SCP and the Mental Asylum. It was a place for chuds to shitpost about patients, anomalous subjects who are schizo and require containment. It was hosted by Angeleno and administrated by a Chud who goes by the name of Dr. Soyberg. The soysylum wiki's gimmick was that it had bootleg versions of SCPs, albeit in a manner alienated towards the sharty. With some of them being outright rewritten versions of the same stories, for example SCP-294, which was renamed to OBJ 294 and can dispense things like sproke and soymilk.

The soysylum was possibly the least active website on the soysphere before it went down sometime after March 13, 2026.

Notable Entries

Despite the soyslum being a decaying, rotting and a dead/dilapidated NIGGER of a website, it had some gemmy entries, with a lot creative input, and surprisingly a good gallery of images. Incident-Gamma-318 is a nice story relating to patient-067, and I recommend you go read them since they are nice spinoff versions of SCP's, except without having fetish garbage thrown at you every thrembillionth of a second. If I'm being honest, reading the stories kind of brings back times (oh my heccin nostalgiafagging) when people cared, and gave a fuck about the soysphere and the the 'party in particular, you can see that by how creatively soyspeak is used. So if you're that kind of person, you should give them a try. Special Containment procedures usually involve sproke and meds or something of that sort in most entries so make sure you carry both when you're inside of the 'slum.

Decline

The wiki was launched on February 8, 2024, and was formally introduced the same day by Angeleno in a thread on /soy/. Unfortunately, edits died down after a week, and by the end of the month, edits dropped down to zero. This can be attributed to the Soysylum not being linked on the Sharty's top bar, leading to soyteens forgetting about Soysylum's existence.

This was rectified in March, when it was added to the top bar, after a Chud on /q/ asked. After this, activity surged again. Whether this will lead to the site's regeneration is not yet conclusive has indeed been concluded, the 'sylum is a dead nigger as of December 2024, with edits happening only once every ~3–4 days. As of 2025, the soysylum remains a dead nigger, with the front page being last edited in August . This can probably be attributed to the fact that people are much less ambitious about the sharty and the soysphere, as the sharty is reaching record breaking levels of niggerdeath in Euro hours, from 600 pph on soy to a wopping 300 at best and 100 at worst and for /pol/ from 300-100ish to 80-34.

The site silently died sometime after March 13, 2026. Since nobody cared about the soysylum, it took almost 2 months for 'ki editors to realize the site was long dead.

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