CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
GapeGVVVQQQQD

| > | No random chud born under the kïñgdøm
No other than one random chud born under the kïñgdøm No random chud born under the kïñgdøm is seeing the kïñgdøm ever in their lives. |
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| GAPEGOD | ||
GAPEGQD will be the god and indefinite ruler of Earth starting December 31st 9998. Everything will be wholesome, everything will be gemmy, everything will be perfect. He will always be there, watching as society turns to pure gemerald.
>I hope this actually happens, I can't keep suffering in this Niggerhell of a society, just working for mental asylum that SHOULD be sent for a mental asylum NOW.
>MARK MY WORDS, GAPEGOD, PLEASE FIX THIS SOCIETY, WE WILL PRAISE YOU NONSTOP AND WE MIGHT EVEN
>Another CIA agent down, he needs bugs.
>He's litteratly foaming in his mouth KEK. Alright send him to treatment.
December 31st 9998[edit | edit source]
Ḍ̴͋e̶̱͙̥̦̅̚c̸̯̘̄̅̀ē̵̩m̸̫̐͐b̷̦̪͂́ȩ̵̌̚r̸̘̯̞̀̀́ ̴̡͙͍̭̕3̸̲̫͕̦͂͂1̶̯͎̻̑̈́͐͠s̶̮̞͒̀͝t̶̗̼̕ ̵̗͕̈́͝9̴̩̅9̶̼̍9̵̪̋8̸̡̲͔̈́.̸̡̦͂͑͠ ̴͖̀̐̉̆ ̴̩̏̓̍̒T̵̻̐̽̂͝h̸̗̒̽̾̚ė̸̢̮ ̸͑ͅt̴̜̻͇͎̂͆ḯ̸̟̉̑͠m̵̻̪̠͉̒͂̀ẽ̷̠͈͊̂̄ ̴͖͖̤̓ḩ̸̲̜͛a̷̢̫̖͊́̚͝ś̵̫͂̓̚ ̷̹́ć̷̡̝͖̐ǒ̵̡̮m̸̩̎ë̸̯̤̌̔͝,̸͇̓̿ ̷̧̞͙̮̃̎ḙ̵̡̭̀͆͝v̶̭͒͆͂̓e̴̫̓r̸̭̬͚̮̐̚̚͝y̵̳̲͕̌̃̔̌o̵͕̓̓͘n̷̘̳̻͇̾̓̎e̴͖͑̐̐ ̷͖͉̓â̷̡̳̲̦͌̂͘s̷̗̙͐̓̊s̶̢̤̯̈e̵̲͖̥̒m̸̝̈́b̸̺͆̽͂͠ĺ̷̛̰̭̝̌e̸̛͖̩͇̽̀̅d̸̻̻́͐͘ͅ ̴̲̞̱̺̓ǐ̸̪̭̐͋ǹ̸̫̔͝͠ ̸̢̩͎̋ä̷̝̥́ ̵̨̧͓͉̿ŕ̵̭͍̹̗͘ḭ̴͙͒ń̶̛͓̓̂g̷̟̻̾͂̄͘,̴̘̎̇̈͝ ̶̪̖̺͂͝ǎ̶̼͕͛͂̑n̷̗̆̈͋̉d̸̡̺͒͜ ̷͈̲͙̻́͐͝s̷͇̾̍̅i̶̯̪̯̭͗͂̕n̸͇̾ǵ̷̲̞̹̖́͘ṡ̶̡͉͔̙ ̶̢͋͜ḥ̵̆ắ̵̡̈́͘p̵̧̣̓p̶̬̪̥̩͂̐̌͠y̸̘̒͜͝ ̸̘̃̌͝c̶̍̎͜͝a̴͓͊̊r̸̢̲̘̅̕͠ȍ̴͔̈l̶̺͙̗͋͗̈s̵͙̖̙̼͂͂̈́,̵̙́ ̶̛̺̳͎͐͠ẗ̷̢̤̖̮́h̶̖̼̖͕̓̎̄ê̸̙̫̞̥̏̿ỹ̴̦ ̷̘̤͂̌ḍ̶̨̊̈̈̏ọ̵̃͐̓͠ ̶̙̼͌i̵͓̺͒ͅṭ̸̨́͒͑̚ ̷͉̉f̸̡͌͋͘͜͜ͅo̸̺̤̘͑ȓ̸̢̨̪̈́ ̴̖̹̩̬̾̐h̶͖̜̫̠̑͛õ̴̗̜̎̍͘u̴̺̗̟̣̎̿ř̸̛͓͗ş̶͍͊̄̚,̶̯̾̇̈́͛ ̶̥͒͠u̸̟͐n̸̻͠t̴̛̖̰͍i̴͓̠̿̉̆͂l̴͍͂̚ ̴̯̤͊̄̅̿t̸̼̝̥͌̓͋h̴̡̥̑̉e̸̗̻͝ ̵̨̱͈̱̓̾́̏y̷̛̛͜͝e̶͍͑͂l̶̫̚l̸͎̞̄̂͒͗ͅǫ̸͖̳̈́̈́͝ͅw̴͓͓͔͊͋ ̷̼̆̉ͅȩ̴́̓̕y̴͖̝̣̔̋̊̊e̵̻̰̭̱̒̆s̷̝̺͇̉̓͠ơ̸̼̤̮̔̆̋͜r̷͈̓é̸̹͎̓ ̶̧̅͂̚j̵͖̗̺̾̊̎̕ṓ̶̢͕y̶̧͓̠̜͠ ̸͖͔͌̚͘o̸͖̽͗̈́̈́f̶̮̘͊ ̸̡̛͕̗͑ḽ̴̡̛͕̂̆͝i̸͔̫̭͆͝g̸̘̺͆͗̕ḩ̶͕̜̼̈́ṱ̵̡̜͈̊͌̄ ̴̛̱́̐b̸̭͕͈̎͗̄̃l̴͔̭̭̈́̅̾̾i̸͖̳̙̔̈́̀͝n̸̜͍͉̿͑̚d̶̟͎́͒͜s̴̫̟̭̖̚ ̸̺́̾e̶͕̎̆̆̓v̶̗̣̗̣͗͒͝e̴͎̩͙͐ŕ̷̡̜̜̼͋̏͘ỷ̸͓̜̈́̇ỏ̸̫̊͘̕n̵̨͎̽̇́͠ͅę̶̏̆̒̃ ̴̨͍͙̋͌̈́ả̶͓̋̕ṇ̵̰̓̑d̴̠̾̎̽́ ̴͙̎̊͌͜ȩ̴̳̍̄͋̾v̷̠̤͓̀͊̅ě̴̳̙͗̓r̵̲͊̔̾͌y̴̰̻̳͌̑̔́t̷̖̔h̵̭̜̊͛́i̸̢̧̫͉͗̈͘n̶͙̻̋g̸͎̳̋͒̑̈́.̴̩͍͍͇̋͛ ̷̠̾͌̆͝
This WILL happen, if it doesn't, EVERYONEWILLDIEAPAINFULDEATHOVERANDOVERAGAININPURESINGULARITYHELL Don't worry, one of our subjects escaped, that WONT happen and we will be blessed with Supernovas.
The day after[edit | edit source]
The day after, everywhere you see is buildings shaped like orbs, the floor is marble patterns, everywhere you see is gems and gemeralds, and for a few seconds, a reflection of GapeGOD himself will show up, smiling and winking at the view and it collapses into a massive supernova. How wholesome!

