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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.

(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

REJOICE! HUMBLE CIS GERONTOPHILEYou can appreciate him by ordering a paid-for 'za to their house
Pedo-meter 3000:
> No random chud born under the kïñgdøm

No other than one random chud born under the kïñgdøm

No random chud born under the kïñgdøm is seeing the kïñgdøm ever in their lives.

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GAPEGOD


GAPEGQD will be the god and indefinite ruler of Earth starting December 31st 9998. Everything will be wholesome, everything will be gemmy, everything will be perfect. He will always be there, watching as society turns to pure gemerald.

>I hope this actually happens, I can't keep suffering in this Niggerhell of a society, just working for mental asylum that SHOULD be sent for a mental asylum NOW.

>MARK MY WORDS, GAPEGOD, PLEASE FIX THIS SOCIETY, WE WILL PRAISE YOU NONSTOP AND WE MIGHT EVEN

>Another CIA agent down, he needs bugs.

>He's litteratly foaming in his mouth KEK. Alright send him to treatment.

December 31st 9998[edit | edit source]

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the last thing we will see

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This WILL happen, if it doesn't, EVERYONEWILLDIEAPAINFULDEATHOVERANDOVERAGAININPURESINGULARITYHELL Don't worry, one of our subjects escaped, that WONT happen and we will be blessed with Supernovas.

The day after[edit | edit source]

The day after, everywhere you see is buildings shaped like orbs, the floor is marble patterns, everywhere you see is gems and gemeralds, and for a few seconds, a reflection of GapeGOD himself will show up, smiling and winking at the view and it collapses into a massive supernova. How wholesome!