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[[File:Soy Boy Mask.png|alt=PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!|thumb|PUT THE MASK ON, [[You|SLAVE!]]]] 
'''Coronavirus disease 2019''' ('''COVID-19'''), also called '''the 'rona''', is a contagious disease caused by a strain of coronavirus known as [[India|SARS]]-[[Science|CoV]]-[[Coal 2|2]]. It was recognized as an [[United Nations|international]] pandemic from March 11, 2020 to May 5, 2023.

Symptoms of Covid-19 include coughing to death, as well as (permanent) loss of smell and taste due to the virus destroying nerve cells. The disease killed around 1% of all those infected, which is an estimated 20 million dead.

Treatments include <s>taking the vaccine, wearing your mask, and social distancing.</s> just be a [[Chudjak|chud]] and [[Schizophrenia|stay in your room for 3 years as the government said so]], there will be zero developmental issues you heckin karen!

According to heckin bigoted [[Chudjak|Chuds]], the virus leaked from a [[Ching Chong|Chinese]] lab by [[CIA]] operatives used by the elites to enslave humanity and establish [[the New World Order]]. They believe [[Truthnuke|Covid-19  is one of the many tests used to gauge the obedience and malleability of the general public]].

== Ze Great Reset ==
[[File:394292001 240199392392115 8221924273897355606 n.mp4|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]
'''The Great Reset,''' also known as '''The Fourth Industrial Revolution''', '''The New Normal,''' and <b>Operation Dark Winter</b> is a scheme cooked up by {{Glowtext|[[CIA|THEM]]}} to plunge humanity into technological slavery. [[Admin 6|The Antichrist]], also known by his earthly form [[Klaus Schwab|"Klaus Schwab"]] [[Literally Who|(don't forget "George Soros" and "Larry Fink")]] is the leader of the Davos secret society, which uses a company called the "World Economic Forum" to advocate for his lunatic ideals such as the Great Reset. As well advocating for the Great Reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by only allowing access to self driving electric cars filled with telemetry cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab supposedly [[Communism|hates the idea of ownership]], and believes everything should be rented - however, this is not true. Klaus Schwab instead believes that the {{glowtext|ELITE}} are the ones who should continue to own things, but the gutless sheeple should own nothing and be happy.

Klaus Schwab has gone on record to say that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kick-start his Great Reset.{{When}}
== Ze Mask ==

<blockquote class="noexcerpt"><p>'''''If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of [[Christianity|the Lord our God]], {{CURRENTYEAR}}, laugh at them.'''''</p></blockquote>

<p>'''The Mask''', also known as '''the Cuck Muzzle <sub>''(alt. Cuck's Muzzle)''</sub>''' is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten {{glowtext|JABBED}}, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can <s>allegedly</s> do are as follows:</p>
<li><s>Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the {{glowtext|ELITE}}</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li><li>Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu</li>
<li>  <s>Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby [[Chudjak|chudcels]]</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li>
<li> Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a [[Marvel]] kino</li><li> Send personal secrets to the CCP</li><li>  <s>Cause the user to troon out</s> <sub href="Marvel">(confirmed)</sub></li>

* Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market
{{Quote|>clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something}}

== Soy ==
[[File:Iamgaytrans.mp4|thumb|277x277px|A specimen.]]
[[Soy Boy|Soyboys]] love the lockdown. They are content with ordering [[Bug|Bug Burgers™]] and [[Soylent|Soylent™]] from [[Goyslop|GrubHub]] while enjoying content from their paid streaming services {{glowtext|YOU VILL RENT EVERYTHING}}. They love to {{glowtext|WEAR THE MASK}}, and when they find someone who doesn't, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the disobeying [[NPC|sheep]]: {{glowtext|WEAR THE HECKIN MASK!!}} (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).

<p>They cannot wait to be {{glowtext|JABBED}} with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!</p>

== The Covid-19 Vaccine ==
[[File:AllSeeingEyeOfTheNewNormalOfTheNewWorldOrder.png|none|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]

[[File:Sciencejuice.jpg|thumb|413x413px|<s>T██ ██b██ E█f██ct█.</s> [CONTENT BALEETED]]]{{Angrycaca|mama i no wan vaccine i hat you it hurt}}<p>{{Quote|>marge it's been half a decade and no mass dieoffs thoughbeit}}</p><p>Despite its name, the '''Covid-19 {{glowtext|"""VACCINE"""}},''' also known as <b>The</b> '''Dark Serum'''<sup>[nobody says this]</sup>, is not a real vaccine. Instead, it's a form of instant gene [[BBC therapy|therapy.]] Upon being {{glowtext|JABBED}}, billions of nanobots flood into your <s>bloodstream</s> it's intra-muscular [[Though|thoughever]], causing all of your hair to fall out in lumps, hindering your eyesight, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally {{glowtext|JABBED}}, [[Doctos|immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane]] to drink per day is the only known way to prevent this, but even so, it is only about 60% effective.</p>{{Quote|>this is just like in my favorite heckin game Deus Ex™ where if you take the vaxx you have a headache during a boss fight}}

=== If you get offered the JAB ===
Ignore all texts and hang up all phone calls. Once it's established that {{glowtext|THEY}} are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent. If your family pester you to get the {{glowtext|JAB}}, then, it is far too late. [[Schizophrenia|You must rid them from your life (by any means possible)]].

<b><s>Do not take this shit.</s> YOU VILL TAKE IT CHUDDIE</b>

== [[Shit nobody cares about|Delta Variant]]  ==
The Delta variant of [[Covid-19]] is a fake variant of the fake virus{{Margerald}} made by up by the followers of the {{Sneedtext|{{Yellowtext|[[Lee Goldson|missed cheese]]}}}}. There is no point in getting protection for because it's not real, and the vaccine is actually a chemical full of prions to bring forth the global village who will be ruled by the followers of the dark gods.

== [[Vantablack|Hanta]]<nowiki/>virus ==
In May 2026, a [[Ongezellig|Dutch-flagged]] cruise ship became ground zero for an outbreak of [[Japan|Hentai]]virus. This virus is said to be made from absolute vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho, meaning it will kill the Sharty if a teen has vantavirus. The probable patient zero is believed to have contracted the disease while traveling in [[Argentina]], meaning he may have caught it from [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. Out of the 8 confirmed cases as of May 14, 2026, 3 have died so far.<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0607-35/https://www.who.int:443/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2026-DON600 </ref> Although a major outbreak has yet to occur, [[The Experts|the experts]] and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]] believe that (you) will need another ten vaccinations and daily quadruple-masking to stop the spread of the disease. Many teens, knowing that the COVID-19 pandemic was a CIA psyop to make Americans into gooners via means of lockdown and unlimited internet access, believe that [[Nothing ever happens|nothing will happen]] that will actually solve the {{Echoes|hantavirus pandemic}} should the {{Koshertext|{{Echoes|[[trump|Trump administration]]}}}} enforce it.

= Copypastas =

[[File:TheNewNormal.png|48px]] ''You can listen to this topaz on [https://voca.ro/1cXOHaWvTkWt Vocaroo]!'' 

{{Glowtext|YOU VILL POST ZE FOLLOWING COPYPASTAS ON YOUR FAVORITE IMAGEBOARDS, GOY! UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!}}

== New Normal Copypasta (One of many) ==
[[File:Soyborg.png|alt=He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!|thumb|He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his [[pod]] and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)]]
<poem>
{{Quote|
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE NIGGERS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>'''AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.'''
}}
</poem>
[[File:Bug_Barbeque.png|thumb|300x300px|>WE ARE HAPPY]]
[[File:Covid soyboy.png|thumb|>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS]]

== Another Similar Copypasta ==
[[File:Uncertain trying times new normal.png|thumb|One of the copypastas being posted in [[Tv/ (4chan)|/tv/]]]]
<poem>
{{Quote|
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION:
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
<big>>'''YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.'''</big>
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
}}
</poem>
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