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#REDIRECT [[List of doxes/Numbers#1stamender]]
[[File:Florida_NMBW.png|thumb|1stamender is floridian]]
[[File:Tutorial1stamender.mp4|thumb|Tutorial on how to [[Spamming|spam]] 1stamenders website]]
[[File:GEEEG.mp4|thumb|I get his ass geeeg]]
[[File:Lil gem i made.mp4|thumb|Za edit]]
[[File:1stamender's first 'za.mp4|thumb|His first on stream 'za <3]]
1stamender is a [[Fact|massive retard]] libshit who gets raided by the 'arty. He is very geggable and easy to milk and has Estwatini level opsec leading him to get 'oxed and DDoSed{{Margerald}} KEK!
 
He also keeps blanking his site whenever he gets raided.
 
Whenever anybody talks about the website in his chat, he leaks really badly and 'nishes them.
 
== History ==
 
He has beliefs like
[[File:1st_learns_about_chud.mp4|thumb|Our pal learns about patrick]]
>MUH DRUMPF
 
>[[Doctos|Well pedophiles who do it should be rehabilitated instead of punished]]
 
>MUH DRUMPF
 
>LE HECKING FASCIST
 
4/23/26
[[File:Leaking_about_site.mp4|thumb|Our dearest 1st leaking about his site]]
Fag nigger is live again and 'teens take advantage quickly (snopes when thread reaches bump)<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-1034-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15951417.html</ref> 
[[File:Glowies_.mp4|thumb|He reports the teens raid to der glowies geeeeg]]
>HE HAS FILED POLICE REPORTS ABOUT DER RAIDS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG<ref>[[File:Glowies_.mp4|thumb]]
</ref>
 
On 4/21/26<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/j2hqft.html</ref>, 4/22/26<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/ml96bn.html</ref> and 4/23/26,<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/uhfrwe.html</ref> his site got raided and cattywiped with various images such as:
 
Babybot
 
His 'ox
 
Ronnie Mcnutt
 
[[Newfag repellant|'ore]]
 
[[Troonslop|Some forsaken memes]] (even doe this was only posted like 5 times by [[Failtroll|warrior burger]]) 
[[File:1stamendersiteblank.png|thumb|JSID his website is no longer active geg]]
 
== Raids ==
The first 'za that the sharpie sent to him was off stream, because once we 'oxxed him he quickly shat his stream down before we could see it. The following day, the 'arty sent another 'za and THAT one was a success.
 
The third 'za order was a mix from papa john's and dominos. Before it got delivered, 1stcuck bragged about how he informed the other 'za businesses to not order to his house, but 10 minutes later, 2 delivery guys showed up to his house at the same time. He then leaked.
 
His FOURTH and LAST 'za order, which was also on stream, was unsucessful. It failed because 1stamender and his roommates DIDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR TO RALPH. HE SPENT 10 MINUTES LIKE A LITTLE LOST DOG OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE. HOW DARE YOU 1STAMENDER?<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/74mh6z.html </ref>
 
== Dox ==
{{Doxbox
| social = * da 'cord/firstamender
* x.com/firstamender
* twitch.tv/1stamender
| sex = Male
| alias = firstamender, 1stamender
| estimated_age = 36 years old <small>As of {{Date|2026-04-23|MDY}}</small>
| address = 986 Celtic Cir, [[Jynxzi|Tarpon Springs]], FL 34689
| nation = {{Flag|us}} American
| phone = (727) 608-6923 - Wireless
| employment = Unemployed
| name = Sebastian Sergio Blumberg
| email = <br>
** niseb@niseb.com
** 1stAmender@gmail.com
}}<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html</ref>
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:1stamender's confession.mp4|1stamender's confession
File:Zaman.mp4|the 'za has arrived
File:Geggy site 'wipe.mp4|1stamender's site getting [[Catalog wiping|cattywiped]]
File:Glowies .mp4
File:GEEEG.mp4
File:1stamenderhackertool.png|1stamenders 'ox being but in the EPIC SHARTY HACKING TOOL.<ref>the ip is not real doe</ref>
</gallery>
 
== Snopes ==
<ref name=":0" /> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html
<references />{{Trolling}}

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