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|style="padding:0.5em"|[[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] <span style="font-size:2em;color:#8B8000">'''Page approved by <choose uncached><option>Roskomnadzor</option><option>FSB</option><option>Putin</option></choose>, <choose uncached><option>comrade</option><option>tovarisch</option></choose>!'''</span> [[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] | |style="padding:0.5em"|[[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] <span style="font-size:2em;color:#8B8000">'''Page approved by <choose uncached><option>Roskomnadzor</option><option>FSB</option><option>Stalin</option><option>Putin</option></choose>, <choose uncached><option>comrade</option><option>tovarisch</option></choose>!'''</span> [[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] | ||
<span style="color:#FFD700; text-shadow:3px 0px 60px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606">'''<choose uncached><option>Drink every vodka</option><option>Block every website</option><option>Scam every amerimutt grandpa</option></choose> [[you]] see. <choose uncached><option>Hack all the US elections</option><option>Ransomware every company</option><option>Invade every country</option></choose> while <choose uncached><option>slav squatting</option><option>riding a bear</option><option>stealing Ukrainian [[Skibidi Toilet|toilets]]</option><option>playing a balalaika</option></choose> to <choose uncached><option>achieve Communism</option><option>make Cheburnet real</option><option>make the MAX messenger white</option></choose>.''' | <span style="color:#FFD700; text-shadow:3px 0px 60px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606">'''<choose uncached><option>Drink every vodka</option><option>Block every website</option><option>Scam every amerimutt grandpa</option></choose> [[you]] see. <choose uncached><option>Hack all the US elections</option><option>Ransomware every company</option><option>Invade every country</option></choose> while <choose uncached><option>slav squatting</option><option>riding a bear</option><option>stealing Ukrainian [[Skibidi Toilet|toilets]]</option><option>playing a balalaika</option></choose> to <choose uncached><option>achieve Communism</option><option>make Cheburnet real</option><option>make the MAX messenger white</option></choose>.''' | ||
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