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{|style="margin: 5px auto;background:#000;text-align:center;color:#fff"
|[[File:Porn isn't funny.jpg|83px|>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!|link=]]
|[[File:Porn isn't funny.jpg|83px|>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!|link=]]
!<span style=font-size:170%>{{{1|{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|These people are|This person is a}} [[Gooning|<span style=background:orange;color:#000;padding:3px;border-radius:10px>GOONER{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|S|}}!</span>]]}}}</span><br><br>{{{2|{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|Xey have|Xe has}} severe porn addiction induced by years of being {{#if:{{{plural|}}}|terminally online clittycels|a terminally online clittycel}}}}}
!<span style=font-size:170%>{{{1|{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|These people are|This person is a}} [[Gooning|<span style=background:orange;color:#000;padding:3px;border-radius:10px>GOONER{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|S|}}!</span>]]}}}</span><br><br>{{{2|{{#if:{{{plural|}}}|Xey have|Xe has}} severe porn addiction induced by years of being {{#if:{{{plural|}}}|terminally online clittycels|a terminally online clittycel}}}}} <choose><option>{{sa|SANDY MARTON - Camel By Camel (Instrumental).mp4|50%|roundedplayer}}</option><option>{{sa|Crystal Waters - Gypsy In My Mind (Never Dull Disco Rave Edit) Fast.opus|50%|roundedplayer}}</option></choose>
|style=background:#fff|[[File:Chud 'ooning.png|60px|>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH|link=]]
|style=background:#fff|[[File:Chud 'ooning.png|60px|>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH|link=]]
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Revision as of 09:21, 4 February 2026

>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH