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==Chapter 1: Sifting Through The Rubble==
==Chapter 1: Sifting Through The Rubble==
If you ask anyone on the Soysphere his opinion on the state of it, there is an extremely high likelihood that his answer would be that it has seen better days. And he would not be wrong. It does not require a man to be of great intelligence to recognize that the Sharty of old has come to pass.


==Chapter 2: The Anti-Sharty==
==Chapter 2: The Anti-Sharty==

Revision as of 19:57, 30 May 2026

WHERE DO SOYJAKS GO WHEN THEY STOP BEING POSTED?

By Zinc

Introduction

When the world's ever-accelerating race towards technological singularity reached a new height with the advent of the Internet in the closing chapters of the 20th century, few could have imagined what the world would do with such a revolutionary technology.

And perhaps, that same cluelessness was shared by the people of /qa/, who, over the years since its founding, became a battleground of different groups vying for power on the board. If you go onto the soyjak.party right now, and post for long enough, you might see a memorial banner for that same board, stating that the people of it had no clue they were making history, not just fun.

Do you think they could have ever predicted the nightmares they would unknowingly help unleash?

Chapter 1: Sifting Through The Rubble

If you ask anyone on the Soysphere his opinion on the state of it, there is an extremely high likelihood that his answer would be that it has seen better days. And he would not be wrong. It does not require a man to be of great intelligence to recognize that the Sharty of old has come to pass.

Chapter 2: The Anti-Sharty

Chapter 3: Why Us?

Chapter 4: But Wait, Where Are The Jannies?

Chapter 5: Atrophy

Chapter 6: The Splinter Problem and Fortress Soysphere

Chapter Ϫ: The Great Replacement

Chapter 7: Crabs In A Barrel

Chapter 8: What Could Be Done…

Chapter 9: …That Isn't Being Done

Chapter 10: Looking Into The Crystal Ball

Conclusion