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CobsonTALKS
Literally Who?
CobsonTALKS, also known as Doll is a Gemmy Jewtuber who uses a PNGTuber model of cobson made by "@ScientoloJü" as his persona.
He produces content in the form of Youtube Shorts using his Persona and other characters that he made himself in the style of ScientoloJü.
Xir also live streams a variety of content such as raiding Tranny Streamers, Raiding 'blox games, reacting to videos and live streaming himself making YouTube Shorts. CobsonTALKS has also started to dive into making actual Youtube videos releasing his first called, "Rating the SPLINTERS Part 1." which had mixed reception partially due him not mentioning the more well known and obvious Splinter sites that the Party has. (Even doe the video said it was a Part 1 ESL 'teen)
More about him
He thinks 'Zellig is coal and not Sharty culture but he's willing to watch it if he's paid 50$
He raided Carlsama
He's over 18
He still lives with his mom GEEEEEEG (even doe that's le 'heckin wholesome)
Xe has a Spadeson like images of his Persona in one of his Youtube Shorts videos
Xe loves Averi (Meds)
Supports TTD
He is knowledgeable in Sharty culture
We aren't sure when or how he discovered the Sharty
He thinks the Jarty and Soytan is Brimstone
He played Jew Royale
Froot is his favorite admin
