CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Battle for /b/
>it's just like white replacement
>KYS SOYJEWS YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK
The battle for /b/ is a planned Sharty raid whose aim is to “colonize /b/ fully and permanantly.” It began with a thread on /soy/ created on 2024-10-17, but it was a failraid. A new thread was created on the next day as “a preparation thread for our raid on /b/ sometime soon as well as discussion on the shortfalls of the last attempt. This time, vve VVILL succeed.
How to participate
Stage 1
Most importantly, post IAS gems. But also do the following:
- Bump IAS gems.
- Sage NAS and goonerstone.
- Post Never Goon ketchup.
Stage 2
After the 'jakkers achieve a foothold in the /b/ catty, 'jakkers will use /b/ as if it were /soy/: post IAS gems, use soyspeak, etc. The natives (mostly gooners) will just migrate to /bant/ or some other porn board and leave the board for 'jakkers to rule.
Second Try
As of 4th of December 2025, a total of 5 threads (1 in /raid/, 4 in /soy/) were made. The earliest thread was made in December 2nd 2025, although it is called "part 2" which implies another thread existed.[1]
From 2 December 2025 to 4 December 2025, a thread was made everyday.
Day 1 (02.12.2025):
The first thread was made, not a lot happened besides some 'jaks being posted on /b/.
Day 2 (03.12.2025):
Another thread was made during 3 December 2025, this is the biggest thread as of 04.12.2025, the thread lead to over 30 'jaks being posted on /b/, most importantly a Markiplier Soyjak post was made simply with the caption ">walkable cities" which gained over 200 replies. (trust me on this one).
Day 3 (04.12.2025):
This was a big day for the operation, as it gained some traction which lead to over 20 'jaks being posted, one getting 50+ replies [4chan jannies deleted it before i was able to archieve], and other threads averaging around 5-15 replies. This lead to some confusion in between the 4cuck users, though nobody realized that it was a Sharty raid.[1]
