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Battle for /b/

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 >it's just like white replacement
>KYS SOYJEWS YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK

The battle for /b/ is a planned Sharty raid whose aim is to “colonize /b/ fully and permanantly.” It began with a thread on /soy/ created on 2024-10-17, but it was a failraid. A new thread was created on the next day as “a preparation thread for our raid on /b/ sometime soon as well as discussion on the shortfalls of the last attempt. This time, vve VVILL succeed.

The original thread.

How to participate

Stage 1

Most importantly, post IAS gems. But also do the following:

  1. Bump IAS gems.
  2. Sage NAS and goonerstone.
  3. Post Never Goon ketchup.

Stage 2

After the 'jakkers achieve a foothold in the /b/ catty, 'jakkers will use /b/ as if it were /soy/: post IAS gems, use soyspeak, etc. The natives (mostly gooners) will just migrate to /bant/ or some other porn board and leave the board for 'jakkers to rule.

Second Try

As of 8th of December 2025, a total of 5 [possibly 6] threads (1 in /raid/, 4 in /soy/, 1 unknown) were made. The earliest thread was made in December 2nd 2025, although it is called "part 2" which implies another thread existed.[1]


From 2 December 2025 to 5 December 2025, a thread was made everyday. Afterwards the interest was presumably lost. This resulted in no nuthreads about this being made.

Day 1 (02.12.2025)

The first thread was made, not a lot happened besides some 'jaks being posted on /b/.

Day 2 (03.12.2025)

Another thread was made during 3 December 2025, this is the biggest thread as of 04.12.2025, the thread lead to over 30 'jaks being posted on /b/, most importantly a Markiplier Soyjak post was made simply with the caption ">walkable cities" which gained over 200 replies. (trust me on this one).

Day 3 (04.12.2025)

This was a big day for the operation, as it gained some traction which lead to over 20 'jaks being posted, one getting 50+ replies [4chan jannies deleted it before i was able to archieve], and other threads averaging around 5-15 replies. This lead to some confusion in between the 4cuck users, though nobody realized that it was a Sharty raid.[2]

A screenshot from the 'log.

Day 4 (05.12.2025)

Another thread was posted, gaining some traction. Around 40 'jak posts were made and at some point a 'jak post held the first place in the 'log briefly [trust me on this one]. Nothing much came of it as usual doebeit.

Gallery

does anyone know why there are so many woahjacks on my gooner board?
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