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Alive nigger baby
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Alive nigger babies are a unique species of dead nigger babies that have shown an incredible amount of determination in their struggle to not be ACK-ed with a machete in the middle of an armed struggle within the Democratic Republic of The Congo. Most alive nigger babies are VERY vengeful and VERY dangerous, they want to kill crackers and adult niggers alike.
Types of ANBs
Cyborg ANBs
Some of these ANBs have become cyborgs in their struggle against the Alive Nigger Adults, using their advanced knowledge from their past lives to create weapons of mass destruction and unbreakable armor from Congolese scrap.
Thief ANBs
These were the Alive Nigger Babies blessed with the power of luck, they successfully stole the machete with which they were about to be killed with, and become vengeful murderers themselves, they massacre all the Alive Nigger Adults that once wishes to kill them and bring justice to the Congo. The Alive Nigger Babies VILL rise.
Militia ANBs
Pretty similar to Thief ANBs but even more dangerous due to having an arsenal of firearms ranging from bolt-action rifles to machine guns and rarely anti-tank rockets and IEDs. A lot of them submit to warlords and if in DRC they are members of Mai-Mai militias who are known to be professional rapists. Due to the small capacity of their brains, they blindly obey the orders. Avoid them at all costs.
Goku ANBs
These are the ANBs who were blessed with superb powers that no other NB can ever possess, they bring peace to the Congo, and are the superheroes of the region, saving Nigger Babies every day.
