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Friend

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This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!
Your friends put the party in

A Friend also known as a Brother in law it’s the loved one who accompanies you when you wanna go out to certain places and have fun, talk and much more. That's it.

There are different kinds of friends, and chances are you don't have any friends in real life, only here on these websites with bald men wearing glasses who happen to share the same interests as you.

And thats okay Because real friends don't exist after all, they are merely companions to acquaintances.

Facts about your friend[edit | edit source]

  • He is active in the soysphere.
  • He is Autistic like you.
  • He is either a chud or a troon.
  • He is Latino o algo.
  • He loves trolling you.
  • He is a gooner, like you.
  • He is a virgin, like you.
  • He is Aryan
  • He is a Caca, Why are you texting a minor nigger.