CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Willy on Wheels
On 02/01/2024 (01/02/2024 for AmericanGODS), users by the name Willy on wheels ####### (random string of 7 numbers) started redirecting every page of name [name] to [name on wheels], mirroring the actual Willy on wheels vandal HERO [1] which is responsible for the majority of articles STILL having "on wheels" at the end of their names (as of 04/06/2025) (even THOUGH it is not 2025 yet) because mods are too lazy to make an automated bot to undo it
OH MY HEKKIN WIKIPE-TAN THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HEKKIN OLDFAG WIKIPEDIA CULTURINO!!!! SO HEKKIN WHOLESOME!!!! I HAVE MADE 6 MILLION EDITS ON WIKIPEDOIA BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND LOVE TO SUCK ON JIMBO WALES FAT COCK
Furthermore, the fact that he was able to edit pages like Main_Page that is only accessible to moderators implies either :
- that xe found a never before seen A24 slowburn chilling exploit
- OR that it was an inside job done by
Mossada rogue moderator or higher just like my A24 slowburn chilling thriller spy movies
