Troonjak
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This page is a gem.Troonjak, also known as Trannyjak, Troonella (real name Bernd Ackermann, tranny name "Bella") or Ugly personjak[boorucacas say this] is a modified version of Bernd from /pol/ based off the statistic that 41% of trans people attempt suicide. Originally posted uncolored (aside from blue tears, red lipstick and a purple tongue) on /pol/ in response to a Bernd poster soyquoting a transphobic post,[1] the colored version that is commonly used was posted on /qa/ on June 21, 2021.[2]
On November 3, 2021, /qa/ raided /lgbt/ by spamming the latter board's 'log with hanging troonjaks and other non-Bernd 'jaks. In response to this, the jannies permanently locked and wiped /qa/'s entire catty except for the two pinned threads, leading to what is now known as The Great Soyset.
Aside from troonjak, hanging soyjaks are a trend of images depicting a soyjak committing suicide by hanging. The most common version depicts a the troonjak, referring to the extremely high suicide rates among trannies. The images, when posted, are often accompanied by the onomatopoeia ACK, which is meant to represent the sound that one makes upon being hung. -ACK! is often used to cut short sentences or quotes, indicating that the soyjak was hanged before the end of the sentence. The very first unhanged troonjak was posted on July 2021, on old /qa/.[3]
History [>i heckin love fanfiction!!!1!!][edit | edit source]
"Bella", formerly known as Chuck Bernd (heckin' unwholesome transphobic deadname!), was Chud's best friend ever since early childhood. Chud grew up playing Xbox, while Bernd grew up playing Nintendo. This caused a large difference between the two, with Chud growing up to be a clittycel after years of gooning on 4cuck, and Bernd trooning out after years of gooning on 4cuck. Nate and Chud insulted him by calling his tranny name "Troonella". Eventually it got too much to bear. Troonella bought a rope, tied it above his bed, stepped on a stool and ACKed, with his blahaj shark witnessing it. Chud was the one who found him, heartbroken that his best friend died but relieved that another tranny had left the earth. He requested in his suicide note to be buried in Egypt, where he laid for ten years, until archeologists dug him up after confusing him for a mummy and ran some DNA tests, confirming he was a male. This caused his cordxisters immense anger and demanded an apology from the archeologists. The archeologists apologized and gave a reburial by dumping HRT, 18 terabytes of goonfuel and resin all over xhis body before reburial. The tombstone reads, "here lies Chuck, a son, a brother forever my little boy. May he rest in peace."
Hanging soyjaks[edit | edit source]
Hanging soyjaks are a popular soyjak trend where people take a soyjak variant and edit a noose around its neck to ACK it. They may also turn it into a slopjak, troonjak, a nigger, and maybe make the eyes bloodshot, look at the viewer ,or make it some SNCA namefag nobody gives a shit about. Although the trend originated with Bernd, many different soyjaks are hung nowadays, such as Branigger, and more famously, Patrick, which gave rise to the original Jartycuck.
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Notes
- ↑ As this variant does not have an official Booru tag, the post count was estimated with the tags variant:bernd and hanging
