The Blackedrooms
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If you're not careful and you goon to the wrong BBC videos, you'll end up in The Blackedrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of black cum, the madness of being alone in the dark, the endless background noise of rap music, and approximately 271 thousand 6 million square miles of randomly segmented gooncaves to be trapped in.
Science save you if you hear a black BVLL wandering around nearby, because he sure as hell has heard you.

Entities[edit | edit source]
Tyrone[edit | edit source]
He is always lurking, and vill BREAK your BUSSY if he sees you. The SEG (Soyteen Exploration Group) advises you to look out for any queen of spades symbols fanatically carved into the walls.
Audio of Tyrone nearby:
Foreskin Stealer[edit | edit source]
He will rip off your foreskin and stretch it over his BBC, after which it will automatically be fused with his existing foreskin to form thicker foreskin. His BBC is currently estimated to be several feet in width.
4cuck Janny[edit | edit source]
Sent to The Blackedrooms after posting too much BBC on /lgbt/, xe will notify the other entities of your exact location upon seeing you via BBC-IRC. Xe will also draw âp on the walls, a telltale sign of xis proximity to you. Do NOT say âSneedâ in xis presence.
Jartygoer[edit | edit source]
Taking the appearance of a morbidly obese black man, he will attempt to touch you upon seeing you. Any physical contact with a Jartygoer results in the victim being transformed into a Jartygoer themselves.
Shartypooper[edit | edit source]
Taking the appearance of a 16 year old male teenager with blonde hair, a red shirt, khaki shorts and black shoes, they are friendly to any lost wanderers and would guide them on how to escape the Blackedrooms. They are hostile towards Jartygoers and would kill them via brutally beating them to death with hammers and bats
Origin[edit | edit source]
It is unknown what created The Blackedrooms. Some Soyteens speculate that it is the result of the transmogrification of deleted BBC posts all across the internet.