Poopson

>Though maybe you were looking for Shitjak?

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Poopson is a DEAD, FORCED MEME You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

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Poopson The Destroyer The Coal that will kill the Party
Hypothetical variant
Origin	July 8, 2023

Poopson is a dead meme referring to a hypothetical soyjak variant that was rumored and prophesized to be the coal that will destroy the sharty.

Poopson is being created RIGHT NOW by the United States federal government as a superweapon. He awaits use.^{[it just is, ok?]}

The original prophecy expected Poopson to be created around early 2024, possibly during the brimstone winter. Eventually this time period came and went without a new soyjak variant that could be unilaterally declared as Poopson, discrediting the original prophecy. Thoughever, Poopson's creation is still a realistic event, no matter what specific time it will be said to happen.

This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly escalating into Soyvil War 5 in an event known as The Pitfall. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and try to convince them that it's a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst X users in a positive light. In a few days or so another Captain Coal incident will happen except his name is Omega Vanta. After that, someone will make a hardcore 'p Poopson trace that enraged the site so much it shut down for 2 weeks, just to get spammed to hell with 'P from a very obscure imageboard.

But fear not! It is hoped that the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or a great user, and brings hope and serenity to all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!

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History

Origin

An alleged screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.

The Poopson myth originated on this very wiki on July 8, 2023, when a soyteen named User:ThusSprokeZarathustra didn't take his meds and experienced a vision warning him of the end of the sharty. This user created this page on the wiki that day which read:

Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it [is] a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst Twitter users in a positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month later.

And from there the myth spread to the sharty.

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  A crude, grainy image supposedly depicting Poopson, unknown origin, suspected to have been released by federal authorities after an investigation (probably a fake doe).
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  The truth revealed (probably a fake doe).

The Original Poopson Post

Greeting Soyjak.party

I am from the future and I used this site around the time poopson was created. I can't tell you much because something +=bigger=+ will happen after it is created, but here's a summary

>Brimstone Winter 2024 happens
>Catalog looks normal until offsite raiders attack
>Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this shit website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg
>It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added)
>It doesn't gain much traction at first due the raid, but soyteens are in absolute shock
>The thread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide.
>Offsite raiders exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson threads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it)
>Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a 'cord to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset 4cuck janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames

That's all i'm going to say for now. Goodbye.

Legitimacy

The prophecy was considered by some to be debunked on November 18, 2023, when the post that John Soytor claimed would be poopson, >>5368164, came and went. Others say that because of all the prophecies and warnings that came beforehand, our timeline has been changed and the release of Poopson has been delayed or canceled.

Poopson incident of March 2024

One of the many false Poopsons, this one stole the 6666666 GET on /soy/.

The 6666666 GET is stolen by poopson. The site shuts down for a brief moment. Chaos and panic ensue. Multiple soyteens claim that they are going to commit suicide. Jannies immediately delete the image, but it's too late.

Observations

Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, is facing forward, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone. The post uses a +==+ markup while saying the word big. One can infer from this that bigtext is added to the sharty some time in the future (and the future is right fucking now), before Poopson wrecks the sharty.

It has been blurred due to its extreme repulsiveness, and the thread reached 800+ replies until jannies deleted it because a 'teen livestreams xer suicide. It is implied that this brimstone will be so terrible that it can cause people to commit suicide, a testament to its almost-supernatural strength.

It might be the first and only example of coal 2, a type of coal stronger in magnitude than the current super vantablack gravestone on the 'ru This is the type of coal that would almost directly prove the existence of Nigger Hell, and perhaps draw limited intervention from the CIA to muddy the waters.

It can only be hoped that the gem that saved the sharty is an example of gem 2, and completely kills off Poopson.

The blurred image in the original Poopson post was proven to be altered by the CIA.^{[19][20][21][22][23][24][25]}

False Poopsons

There have been many false Poopsons made after the word of Poopson came out. Most were made by Poopsoncord, trolls, or [REDACTED] to trick users. Any "Poopson" you see is NOT Poopson.

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  The original false Poopson
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  Another false Poopson
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  An excessively vantablack slopjak labeled as Poopson's Brother
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  Brojak, the most successful NAP
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  Hypothetical poopson.

Brojak

Brojak, despite popular belief, is not a poopson. There are multiple reasons why brojak is not poopson. The first reason is that the original file is called "brojak.png" rather than "Poopson.jpg". The second reason is that it was released on August 2023 rather than early 2024. And finally, it is also due to the fact that the development of the prophecy becoming true has occurred where in September, one month after the creation of Brojak, Froot added a new text format that allows big text exactly like how the OP of the original Poopson prophecy thread has attempted to use at the time where big text formatting has not been implemented yet. The reason why many 'teens believed that it is poopson is due to the timing of the release of brojak, which was mere days before the Soypocalypse occured. Because of this, however, it can be considered as a "proto-poopson".

The Poopson Prophet himself has confirmed that brojak is not poopson and stated that poopson "makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party".

Another False Poopson

This can be viewed here but it's just a mystery to what this is

The Original Poster (John Soytor) Returns

Since this post comes from an alternate timeline, the details can't be deboonked in the future.

First Post

Hello again Soyjak.party

It looks like my showing up in the past has altered this timeline. I can't tell for certain what will happen in this timeline, but here's a few clarifications on what happens in my timeline

>Froot bought the Party during the auction in July. The same group of Doll, 'Leno, and Froot take control
>The Soyumvirate (or Soybunal, as we call them in our timeline) fires Red after discovering xir involvement in der 'cord, preventing the IP leak that happened in your timeline
>The Party does not go down, but there is a wave of 'p spam during which image uploads are disabled
>Brojak is not poopson. While brojak is undoubtedly brimstone, Poopson makes brojak look like the gem that saved the Party
>Andyjak is likely a red herring. No such variant exists in my timeline, though it's possible whoever made that post is from the timeline created after my last visit
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson was not the 5333333 GET
>It's unclear whether the man who wiped the catalog was the one behind babybot or not

Don't give up hope. In my timeline at least, Poopson is not the end of the Party. I won't risk saying more than that now. Goodbye.

Observations

The poster of this account claims that the timeline was altered by their meddling, and that they're the same as the original time traveler. In their timeline, the Soyumvirate gets formed earlier, or more precisely, at the time of the Second Great Purchase. This directly prevents the Soypocalypse because Red gets fired, but the sharty gets spammed with 'p to the point that images are disabled, which is similar to what happened in this timeline anyway. The poster clarifies that Poopson is antialiased, black and white, and not a GET. Basically, this post denies that the Apocrypha is true.

The post closes off on an optimistic, but ambiguous note.

Second Post

I am the original poster of the "prophecy", as well as the follow-up in the previous thread (proof below)

Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts. I will not comment on what parts of which 'jaks were used or what the original parts looked like.

Attempting to reconstruct Poopson is a BAD IDEA. You WILL NOT continue this. I only say this much to sate your curiosity.

Also I'm no prophet. If you must call me something, call me John Soytor. I will be back soon.

One of the two images posted by Soytor to prove he is the original poster, featuring a screenshot of the original post with a (You) indicator.

The second image posted by Soytor, proving authorship of the follow-up post

Observations

The time traveler claims that the worst sharty killing antimatter to curse to the sharty is a frankenstein monster of existing jaks. The poster provides two images as proof that he is the original poster, consisting of his prior two posts with (you)s. Weirdly enough, one of the screenshots is him posting a screenshot with the (You) on the original post. Finally, the poster gives the name John Soytor for himself, a reference either to the self-proclaimed time traveler John Titor, or to Steins;gate, which itself references the John Titor legend.

The exact implications of this information is unknown, but it certainly spells a Splicejak fail.

Third Post

He is not the original poster, I am. That image was from the original image I posted. Second pic is proof it's me. Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.

- John Soytor

Context

On September 4th, a user posted a comparison picture between the censored Poopson and a NAP AIjak claimed by the thread's OP to be Poopson. A 'teen saw this, and believed the poster of the comparison to be John Soytor. Soytor himself then came to deboonk this.

Observations

The phrase "at least not entirely" suggests the possibility that Poopson is partially AI-generated, but Soytor may also simply be be unsure.

Apocrypha

Main Article: Poopson/Apocrypha

Not included in OP. The legitimacy of these stories is in contention among Poopson prophets. The Soypocalypse has placed further doubt in these accounts.

Observations of the Apocrypha

This string of posts were originally posted in the same thread, and in quick succession. The posts get less serious as it continues, with none of it relating to Poopson, except for the 2023 and 2024 account. The main theme of these posts is how coal just gets coalier.

September 2023 and circa 2024

These are the most related to Poopson. According to these posts, Poopson is dark brown, and actually popular with normies, despite its doublevantablack, turboniggercoaly nature. He is inspired by andyjak and cacason. The Sharty actually gets more popular, even though sharty killing coal is posted. Doll is still admin in 2024, which would mean he becomes admin of the Sharty again, which has been proven true. In essence, these accounts are sensical and don't conflict with the original post.

2026 to 2030

Mostly contains world politics. According to these accounts, the world as we know it ends in 2030 after Coal 3 is released.

See also

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Citations

Poopson is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!	Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] 4cucks ♦ Bot spammers ♦ bu5t ♦ CeceFem ♦ CIA and FBI ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Failtrolls ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ Gnarpedia (Skibidi Farms) ♦ goth ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jews ♦ King Caesar ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ (((Max))) ♦ Pedophiles ♦ QAfe ♦ r/196 ♦ Red ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shemmy ♦ Snitches ♦ Trannies ♦ 𝕏fags ♦ You	"Zis is Klaus Schwab, und I'm here to say: You must give more of your rights away!"
	Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] CIA subversion ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone) ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ CP spam (dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Wiki 'p spam) ♦ Demoralization ♦ DNB ♦ False flagging ♦ Flagging ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Poopson ♦ Porn ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Spam ♦ Terrorism
	Major events [-+] Great Soyset ♦ Goongate ♦ Great Domain Drop ♦ Soypocalypse