Colonization of Nico Nico Douga

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER

何！？このページは汚い外人の業だぁ！！！ (驚愕) Don’t bow to anything you see. Nvke any American 港 while gooning to anime to learn the TRVTH.

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!

"Milhouse is not a meme."

>何だって？こんなくだらない「ソイジャック」動画を俺の動画共有サイトにアップロードするなんて？やめろよ、俺たちの文化を軽視してるじゃないか！！！！とか何とか

The Colonization of oldfag Japanese site Nico Nico Douga (NND) began on February 18, 2026. Soyteens have been uploading gemmy 'tosses to the site and commenting on them to increase pushout.

Overview

Nico Nico Douga is a Japanese video platform, similar to YouTube. It was founded in 2006.

In 2024, it was hacked by Russian hackers. Since this, NND has severed its services to non-Japanese platforms, and thus you may have difficulty using the platform outside of Japan.

Because NND has almost no content moderation, you can get away with keyed gemmy videos^🗝️ such as racism or Nazi videos but also the website is full of porn and literal 'p (if you search for tags like "loli" and "shota" there is real 'p).

Tutorial

Uploading videos

On browser, click here. Otherwise, on the mobile app, click your profile picture at the bottom right and scroll down to the option with a TV.

Commenting

Click on the tab below the video on computer or the tab at the bottom of your screen on your phone.

Translation

Since Nico Nico is in Japanese and has no English option, it is recommended to use a translator if you don't know Japanese.

Extensions

These extensions are helpful to translate the whole site for browsing in general.

• If you have Firefox installed, use TWP - Translate Web Pages ^{[geg, TWP]}. It works both on Firefox for desktop and for Android.
• If you have a Chromium browser, Safari, Orion, or a Firefox browser (if you don't want TWP), use the Kagi Translate Browser Extension.

Direct Translation

If you don't want to install an extension / want to translate specific browser pages with more accuracy, you can use these translators.

• DeepL is probably the best translator as of now, and it uses AI to supercharge its translation.
• Google Translate is the most known translator. It is best if you want literal translations for certain words.
• Simply Translate is an alternative to Google Translate if you don't want to be datamined.
• Arena has AI models which can sometimes be better for translation, especially in regards to nuance, context, and slang. Claude models are generally better for translation (If you want fast translation, use Sonnet. If you want complex translation, use Opus. Make sure to use the latest models for better accuracy.
• If you want translation from a human, make a burner account on Reddit and ask someone on /r/translator/.

History

The colonization began when a 'teen deployed a toss onto the site and asked teens to comment and like it. Other 'teens figured out how to upload videos to the site.

All videos

• ソイタンIevan Polka
• I F*CKING LOVE SCIENCE SMV
• "Come pick my roses"[SOY動画]
• Descontención de México sobre Japón
• 【カオス】ソイジャック暴走音MAD
• Mulletjak@CIA [SOY動画]
• 【踊れる】ソイジャックパーティーリミックス
• David Thoughie Cobman
• Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie
• Soy Cat【音MAD】
• 【MMD】Soytan で吹 っ 切 れ た (Fukkireta)

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