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Not exact, but pretty close. Thanks whisper!
The jakbox stuff was omitted.
Hey, how is everyone? Hey. Sorry for the delay. I had to go get something to drink. But, uh, yeah, welcome to the stream. How's everyone doing today? I saw there was lots of docks in today. I saw some raids. A lot of good stuff. Lots of posts. Lots of people happy. That's pretty good. I'll be checking back and forth between the YouTube chat and the, uh, what's it called, the general. If you have any questions, you can ask them in either and I'll probably see them. I might have a Janney in here at some point and he'll read off your guys' questions if things tend to get too fast. Uh, yeah. Yes, I know I have an echo. This is just the room that I'm in right now. I can't move out of it. I'll have to get used to it. So, things I wanted to start with today. Uh, hmm. I know about the site. I know. I know we're supposed to have it transferred over to me sometime this weekend, hopefully. We're gonna try again today. We're gonna try again tomorrow. If neither of those times work, then obviously I have nothing that I can really do about it. Uh, I'm here all day on the weekends. My wife is out, uh, with her mom right now. And, uh, yeah, I know. I know about all the issues. I read the /q/ thread. You can leave suggestions there. Uh, I'll keep up with things. On the topic of kuz. Uh, he's doing fine. He's doing fine right now. I've been speaking with him for the past couple days. Uh, about various different things. About the company. About where it's going. Obviously, not too much is gonna be happening with Kolyma. There's been a bit of a branch out from how everything was so super centralized around Kolyma. Now everyone's, all the sites are basically being self-governed by the current administration within them. Uh, Kolyma itself is on, I don't know if it's permanent suspension that I would say. But it, indefinite, indefinite suspension. I think everything other than the spam DB is... Yeah, I think only the spam DB is probably the only thing that's left that, uh, we have right now from Kolyma. There's like maybe one or two staff, but none of them are on the moderation team. Uh, they're just developers helping us work with the spam DB. Yeah. There's not too much going on with Kolyma. Not too much going on with me. I work for 13 hours a day. I come home. I get to talk to everyone. I get to pick calluses off my freaking hands. And then I get to go to sleep. Wake up the next day. After like six hours of sleep. So. But! That's why I'm here right now. We got the weekend to enjoy. Hopefully many more to come. Some plans for the site that I have in mind. I have... I've made kind of an epiphany on the NAS and the no-NAS stuff and everything like that. I don't want to smack everything with the bandhammer. It really pisses people off. Especially people that really like certain kinds of NAS. But things have to change. There has to be a way to manage this stuff without it flooding everywhere. And you know, caddy wiping is pretty fun. I enjoy a good caddy wipe every now and then. Especially if it's a funny one. But it can't be this total nonsense drama fest that it has been. So I have a couple ideas on how to solve it. And you guys are actually going to be able to control most of it. Believe it or not. I'm not going to spoil. Some of the mods already know my ideas. I don't think I told the jannies yet. But just be aware that a solution is coming. And as always, everything has to wait until I get the site figured out. But we have, I think it's 11 developers now. Previously we had two. Two developers across the entire site. We've grown the mod team and trained them pretty well. I think the mods do a lot better job than they used to do. And there's been security upgrades and improvements along the way as well. So I'm hopeful that things turn out well. And everyone continues to do their job. If they don't, then you guys can appeal. Or you can go to the queue thread. And I will see it. And if it looks like a stupid reason to ban. Believe me, I will. I'll do my best. What else about the site? The first project I want to release tomorrow. And I think I can do it. Especially if I get the site. If I don't have the site by then, then I won't include the link to the top header. You know, where MTV is supposed to be. Yes, I know about MTV. I know about MTV. I promise you. But if I don't get it, then it won't be up there at the header. I'll just sticky it. And then I'll make the R thread where you can request designs and stuff on the shirts. It's going to be kind of bare bones to start out with. It's not going to be the biggest, most flashy store ever to begin with. I just wanted something that you guys could have that was cheap. That I made no money off of. That would allow you to have something that reminded you of soyjacks in the site. And all the stuff that surrounds it. So if you guys have ideas for that sort of thing, then keep them in mind. Don't post them now. Keep them for tomorrow. I'll be opening up a thread in requests. And I'll be sticking it up there. Hopefully by then I'll be able to add the banners. And the band. What's it called? The band pictures. All that stuff. I guess I want this stuff done more than you guys probably want it done at this point. Because I like to commit to stuff. And I like to get it done. Let's see. What else could I cover that I wanted to cover? That was weird. It was disconnecting me for a second there. Guy in chat says, Dolly Doo. You're not making money from the store who is. Only the people who run the store. And it's an international company. They try to incentivize that you put on markups on the actual merchandise. The clothes, the stickers. Everything else. I put that down to zero. And we had a couple Janies test it out. Because they wanted to buy the stuff as well. And I went and saw how much money I made off of it. And I made zero. So that's intentional. It's other people's work. It's your guys' work. I don't want to make money off of the stuff that you guys made. The actual memes, the pictures and stuff. All I did was give a canvas. And then put your guys' stuff on there for other people to buy. So if you want to support the site itself. I plan on whenever I have this big update to the site. That will help deal with the NAS problem. I plan on having maybe a donation link. That's if you guys want to donate. I can support the site and the buru by myself without any money. There's no issue there. It's just purely if you guys feel obligated. Or if you want to. And I don't want your money. I don't want it. I don't need it. But if you're going to bug me every day about it. I'll add it. Donation link. That's on you guys to debate though. I won't add it unless you guys want it. I'll start reading some questions. We'll start with the YouTube first. Go ahead and start asking. Or I'll start scrolling up and maybe find something interesting. It's all by the cuck. I would really want to. I think I would really want to but I don't have millions of dollars. I don't have that kind of money. I have enough money to support this site. I have enough money to support a couple other sites. But, you know, the 4cuck purchase cannot be done by me. There's nothing I can do with that. Not unless I happen to find a lot of money somewhere lying in the street. Or I hit the lottery. But, oh well. That's fine. We'll just have to make our site better than theirs. You can obviously see that we've hit, I think it was, half a million posts in a month. That's crazy. That's a crazy amount of posts. And, yeah, that is... It's so strange to me that this site is growing as fast as it is. But, here we are at this point. It's all by Lanechan and other old friends' sites. I don't think I've ever watched Experiments Lane. And I don't think I want to watch it. And I don't think I want to be around people like that. That have watched it. I would have to buy it and then give it back to the people. And say, here, you run this. But I really run it. Kind of like how you guys accuse Kuz of doing that with us. Kuz is completely independent from us at this point. Kuz does his own thing. I wish him well. And he knows how much I care about him. How much I want him to have a good life. And to enjoy things. And he feels the same way about me. I like everybody. Like every single person I've ever talked to within Kalima. I wish them the best. We're obviously going to go our own way. And we're going to do things a bit different. But that was always going to happen. I was due to be admin for a little while now. But it took us a bit to get to this point. And obviously circumstances changed within his life. Within the site itself. And it became the most logical choice to do it within the last month or two. One more question from here. And then I'll start looking at the QA thread. And then I'll bounce back and forth maybe one more time. And then play one of those games, probably. Maybe I'll do two more from here. Golly. When will the temporary boards that were voted on be added? I want to add them, but I want to add MTV first. I want to make good on my promise to make MTV permanent and prominently visible. I think that would probably be the best thing to start there. And then once MTV is all taken care of, then we can start playing around with the other boards. The first one will definitely be Soyance. Sigh. I love saying Soyance. We'll do Soyance first. And then we'll probably do Health. And then we will see how well behaved people can be on Sigh, the drugs one. Because I think, I don't know how well you guys are going to behave with that. But, you know, it's a grand experiment. Can we have a drugs board without it turning to degeneracy? Can we do that? I don't know if we can, but you guys voted on it, so we're going to try it. And we'll do one more from YouTube. Dahl, what are your plans for the Boru? I want the Boru to be about Soyjacks. I don't want NAS porn on it. I don't want furry shit on it. I don't want anything that detracts from what the site is supposed to be, which is about Soyjacks. You don't make a furry avatar and you draw a Soyjack. You draw a Soyjack. You don't even use any of the templates or anything. And then you slap it on a shirt and then you say, this belongs on the Boru. People need to see this and then make that 300,000 times. That is coal. That is horrible coal. No one wants to see that but you. And there's a lot of coal. There's some coal that people like. There's some stuff that people can enjoy. There's some coal that only I will ever like and no one else will ever like, but I'm not going to put it on the Boru. Hell no. I'm not going to draw that shit to me. I'm not going to try and ruin a site that I like. I'm definitely going to take some time to go through the Boru with the Boru jannies, with the mod, whoever else wants to take part in it. We're going to add, we're going to improve the NAS tag. So whenever something is tagged as NAS, but it's fine on the Boru that it gets hidden and you can opt into it to where you're able to see NAS posts if you want to. But it's going to be hidden for people who don't care or don't know about that feature, which is fine. I think that's a fine thing to do. I'm not going to do it with coal. Who am I to judge what is coal and what isn't on that site? You know, people spend hours and hours and hours working on brimstone, horrible, terrible pieces of garbage. And some people spend just as much time making beautiful, shiny, gemeralds of pieces, you know. But I am only one person viewing it. Beauty is in the art of the beholder and all that nonsense that people say to justify garbage. So we'll start with that. We'll start with uncalling the Boru and then adding the NAS tag and then seeing where we can go from there. I'm going to switch over to the general thread now. Let's see. 61 posts, nice, nice. Doll, will you add caca for a day? Maybe. Enough people want it. But we're going to start with those three that I said first. Then we'll start playing around with the other ones. Doll, add a marna. No. Dolly, why do you work for so long? So the problem is at the place that I work, whenever I get there on my shift, well, first I wake up at about 10 o'clock or so. And then I get out the door at 11 and I have to drive about an hour to get to work. Once I get to work, we're doing the last shift's final duties because they couldn't get them done fast enough. And then maybe two hours after that, we start our shift and then we do our shift for however many hours. And then the last two hours of that shift, we start because for whatever reason, our shift is a lot more efficient, has more people. We do the next person's opening tasks for their shift because we work overnights. So instead of it being a normal eight hour day, it goes that immediately my day starts out as 10 hours. And then whatever else extra that we have to do during the day just adds, you know, two, three, four more hours. So it's miserable. It's not fun to do, but I get paid pretty well to do it. You know, I get decent coverage for all my issues that I have. And I don't have many issues. I'm a pretty healthy guy, so that's probably why. That's all. This is a shardy Terraria server like the Craft. If enough people want it, I'll do it. I like the idea of the Space Station 13 guy doing it of his own initiative without me even asking for it. I would start, if you guys want to play something new that isn't Minecraft, I would start with the Space Station 13. Can I ask you something, Dolly? What are these weird hidden secret links with jumpscare shit on the site? What, you don't like them? They're not funny? I think they're funny. I didn't make them either. That wasn't me who did it. Apologies if you can hear the very loud train. I moved to a place that has a train station nearby, so it's very obnoxious. And also right next to my work there's a train, so now I am fully train-pilled. Got tons of trains all over the place. Hey, Doll, what about a self-serve ad campaign on Forcuck to attract more new gods? I think we did one a year ago, and it'll make A and V seep. Let me know how much it costs, and then come up with a Jemi banner for it, and if you can find out both of those for me, then I probably will do it. Especially on A and V. I know a lot of people from V, and I think they would be very receptive towards our marketing campaign, if you will. Let's see. Add spin text. I have to have access to the site. What will you do about QA? What are your thoughts on the board? I think the board itself is fine as a battleground between all the different factions of Nass on the Party. I think it's funny, personally, to see everybody just trying to fight to have their Nass be the one that everyone sees. It is very spammy, though, and I hope that the next plan with the Nass update, I think I'm going to call it that, whenever the Nass update drops, I think QA will get sorted out very quickly. But that's going to take some work, not just from me, but from the developers. New rule changes will be on the way as well. I forgot to announce that. We're changing the rules. I'm going to remove a lot of them because they no longer apply. I'm going to clarify a lot of them as well. I'm going to use the wiki as sort of an FAQ on what's permitted and what isn't. I think it will be a lot better than it is right now. I'm hopeful. Will this stream be automatically archived? Yes. YouTube will archive it. I don't know if it's going to mute the beginning or if it's going to mute the entire stream. So I would advise, if you guys were actually archiving it on your own separately, that you continue to do so. I can't be fucked to play non-copyright music. I don't care. So I tried to choose the most quiet ambient stuff because they have a lot harder time picking up on that. Let's see. Doll, do you like Zellig? Okay. The Zellig stuff. You guys like it way too much. It's okay. Alright. The spam and stuff is whatever. I don't really care that much for the show. I think it's a bit corny and I don't really like animation to begin with. I grew out of that stuff a long time ago. But it is what people talk about on the site. So you guys can have your own opinions on it. You guys can have endless wars saying that dreaded phrase over and over again. And all that. I don't participate in it. I don't care for it. If it gets spammed, then we try to contain it all within one thread and we handle all the rest of it from there. Damn. 56 nuke posts. I gotta start going through this shit more. Doll, you sound like JetNeptune. Please don't compare me to him. Don't compare me to him. I look very good. No offense to Jet, but I'm a bit different. Let's see. Doll, KiwiTrunes have a side tube. Would you set up a side tube so we can have movie nights and watch Lawn Mower Man? I was thinking it over recently. I don't want to set it up myself. I don't want to involve me in yet another thing. The SoyJack Video Archive guy, I sent an email to him to see if he would be willing to give it over to me because he said he didn't want to do it anymore. So if there's any new quote-unquote acquirement of anything, it would probably be the archive. As far as the side tube goes, I think it's in a fine state right now where everyone tries to fight to be the one and then it dies within a day and then the next one shows up. I don't want to have to assign janitors yet another thing to do to watch over part of the site that they probably don't want to be part of. If you run these side tubes, I might make a Google Form document similar to the janitor documents where you can apply for janitor or you can send me a message, an email, and I'll consider. I'll look you over a little bit. That's all. When was the last time you saw a podiatrist? I don't go to the doctor. If you do something about bait spam, yeah, if it's annoying, I'll handle it. That's all I do. What's your opinion on our drama, Kiwi Farms? I think people that spend all their time participating in online drama are, you know, it's one thing to participate in the drama. It's one thing to, you know, you find some random guy and you want to fuck with him all day and then forget about him for, you know, however many months and then fuck with him one more time. Months and months later, because he gave a funny response to be obsessed and stalk and find where these people live and then go and visit them and then bother them at all hours of the day in a circle jerk. I think that's it's not my kind of thing, really. And I don't think it's moral for funding to be raised based on people's enjoyment of doing that sort of thing. I don't care for doxing stuff, really. You know, I've been doxed in the past. It was annoying. You know, I've been around a little bit on different parts of the Internet, but all I had to do was change my name, change my phone number and move somewhere. And then it all went away. But it was annoying at the moment. It was kind of annoying. If it shows up again, then it shows up again. I did. I did a lot better this time around. It might be a bit more difficult for you. So why did Kuz choose you to become the next emperor of Basejack.party? It was pretty much cemented whenever I sent in my application. I sent in a very... I don't like praising myself, but I would say I put in a pretty decent application for it. And there wasn't really anyone else for the job. So that's probably why. Sorry. Thoughts on your cat? Looks like a nice cat. What's your favorite NAS? It is a Meramut. I love a Meramut. I think it's funny. I think it's original. I liked it a lot better whenever it was spammed within one thread about one topic. But yeah, a Meramut. My favorite. I get laughing fits about it almost every day. Does Jett know you? No. He doesn't know me. It's 1, 1.30 a.m. Let me sleep. You could have slept a while ago. I don't know why you stayed up. It's going to be archived. It'll be alright. Did you take your meds today? I don't have meds to take. See, I got around it. You can't have meds to take if you'd never go to the doctor, you see. Getting towards the bottom now. Could you ban derailment? It doesn't contribute to anything. I can't really find a way to enforce that. That's why you guys should probably have started using Raid. But no one wants to use Raid because no one wants to go visit Raid. And past attempts by people to have Raids moved to Raid did not turn out well. People do not like stuff being off of Soy at all. And if you were on Raid and you were to OP, you could delete the actual posts that were causing the derailment. Which is why you should use it. But you don't want to use it because you want people to see it. And then when people see it, they derail it. Either way, I think the docs today reached 2,000 posts or so by the time I started the stream. So I think if you're not getting derailed, then I think it's fine. I think it's fine right now. Dolly, do you sometimes go through random guys posting history? No, I don't really care. I only go through the mods posting history because I have to know what they're saying, if they're fucking around or not. And I know they go through mine as well. But I always do things right. If you happened to see the leaks, then you would see that I don't play around. I don't have a reason to fuck around and stuff like that. Let's look at YouTube one more time, and then we'll look back at the thread one more time, and then we'll start the games. Old buddies. It's all we need a movie board. That's what MTV is for. No, MTV is not up at the top, but you can still go to MTV. I think I'm back where I need to be. Make a block server now. I don't have any interest in running a Roblox server. Maybe I would run like a Mordhau server, but no one wants to play Mordhau anymore. It's old, dated. I'm an old man if I play that. And even whenever I do play it, I get my shit rocked. I used to be pretty good at it too, but no longer, no longer. I've got too much stuff to do in the day. Oh, what do you think of variant Doll Jack on the Roo? I think it's very cute. I think it's very sweet and nice that you guys decided to do that for me. Just like how I get in laughing fits over other stuff. Every time I see one of those, I start laughing. It's so funny to me. There's one more design I have to add to the store. It's probably going to be that one with the baby on the forklift. It says forklift certified on it. I'm probably going to buy that and put that on my forklift. We rotate forklifts like people go all over the place. If I put a sticker on one, people are going to see it that aren't me. They're probably going to wonder what the fuck it is. It'll be funny. I think it'll be very funny. Let's see. Yes, I know. I know it's annoying, but it's gone right now. It's gone right now. Sneed sucks. What are you smoking, city slicker? Come on now. They didn't really ask too many questions over on YouTube. There wasn't many questions over there. We'll look at the thread one more time and then we'll start playing games. We wanted to do Jackbox first. We'll probably do that first. I have a few of the games so I can just host them myself. Doll, will you bring back FAP? No, I will never bring it back. I never agreed. I never liked it in the first place that we did it. And now I... No. No, no, no, no, no. What is going to happen to Incel? I want to change the rules a bit. Once the rules are changed across the site, I think I want to transition Incel from being Discord drama-focused and name fags to actual e-celeb drama stuff. The way I think it was initially intended to be. Because we already have enough drama about chords and name fags and shit like that on the Party. I'd rather get rid of that and then allow, talk about these bigger people that don't directly influence the site. Or maybe they do visit the site one day and they want to talk about it. Removing the name field on Incel across the site pretty much for everyone other than me and the mods so that way then they can say something on my behalf if I permit them to. I'll have to debate that one too. I think that would do very well for the site. I think that would help the site a lot with a lot of this drama if we just banned all the Discord drama entirely. People want to talk about it? Okay. You can talk about it in your Discord. Don't bring it to the site. Dahl, what's your pronouns? E. Male. Man. Re-add Bant. I'd have to be convinced on that one. I don't think Bant adds anything to the site. Dahl, what boards did you browse and forcuck before coming to the shardy? I was initially a... I was pretty much a TV shit poster. I explained that a bit in the queue thread. I shit posted a lot on TV for a great many years. I was part of the ghost raids, the TCR ghost raids on B years and years ago. That was towards the beginning of whenever I was on 4cuck. Actively. And then, once I started banning for stupid shit on TV, then I started bouncing around a bit, shit posting wherever I could. Eventually, I ended up on QA in trash, and I used trash exclusively to derail threads, and I still do that to this day. They started accusing me of being certain people within their Discord groups because I'm just so consistently on there fucking around and posting jacks in their threads. It's very funny to me. This is a first public admission that I'm probably that guy that you've seen if you've ever been there. Hopefully you never have. It's a disgusting place. Disgusting. Horrible people there. Talking about horrible things. Do you ever post without your admin tag every now and then? Yeah. If I don't want to cause drama that day. Yeah, I do. Let's see. Make QA then ask for comfy shitposting without 200 cell. I already covered that. Dahl, how can I become a modtron? I don't want any new mods right now. I might add, I might have jannies sometime in the future. Whenever I feel like, you know, I can start, whenever I start needing jannies. And the site is actually fixed. So once the site is fixed and all the mod.php stuff is fixed, at that point I don't think we're going to need a lot of jannies. I think the ones that we have right now are going to be plenty enough. They're very active. Yeah, you might be able to hear some great music outside. I don't have an air conditioner right now so you're going to have to listen to everybody walking around outside playing loud fucking music. I'll get Frank Hassel on or something. He's busy right now, unfortunately. I don't think he would want to be on here. He's got better things to do. Dahl, play on the craft. I was on like an hour ago. He didn't say anything when I joined. The site lost 40% of its activity during IAS only weekend. Teams would rather die than move to a different board. I think, like I said, I think I have a solution for that. What do you think about Doom, TFC, Quake tournaments on the shardy? Boomer shooters are fun. You can set one up. You can set one up, I think. I don't play any of those games. I am an old man, but that's not my genre. I know a lot of older guys, older men who play boomer shooters and compete against each other. How about you try that shit on LAN? They always say that shit. No, it's not my kind of thing. I like slower games. Much slower. Grand strategy type of stuff. Chud games, if you will. Dahl, why are you depicted as pink skin and blue eyes? I think the guy explained whenever he made the dolljack itself. What's his name? Whenever he made it, he said that the pink is supposed to symbolize the manager color that I had because it's pink on the site whenever I was a manager. I don't know what the blue is supposed to stand for. Do you ever scroll through Soy on a different IP to hide? No, I don't. I don't have a reason to do that. What does it feel like being the leader of a bunch of retarded teens? A lot of you guys are pretty smart. You guys can do a lot of stuff that I can't do. I could keep up with all the stocks and stuff and finding out where people live and all that. I know how to do it. I know that I can do it. I know that I have done it because I had to do it with all these goofballs that want to post illegal stuff on the site. It's a slog, it's annoying, and I hate talking to cops. I worked in corrections. Cops are really, really annoying to talk to. What do you think about the forecut mods seething on their Jboard about this site? They could have prevented it. They could have prevented this. And they didn't want to. They were too lazy. They decided to take the easiest route possible, lock the board, say nothing, and wait for further instructions. It was the stupidest idea ever. Did you know QA was the ninth largest board, most active board on the site? And they decided to close it one day. That's foolishness. Stupidity. If I was in charge I would have fired all of them. And I probably still would if things came to pass. You guys ask a lot of questions. 65, Jesus. No, no Jack and Fab. Are you an election tourist? No. Don't make me Janney of the craft. You've asked this like six times, and I've already offered it to you and you said no. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. The guy who said the Final Fantasy 14 threads. Yeah. I did it with a couple of my buddies as well. It was pretty fun. We did it one night. Last two questions. Last two questions. It's all math gods or physical cucks. I don't like either of them. I was a social studies guy. And you guys, as soon as I say last two questions, everyone wants to post. Do you like Elder Scrolls? And if so, what is your favorite installment in the franchise? I grew up, I think my first M-rated game, because I was a little boy who wasn't allowed to play M-rated games. I think the first one I ever got to play was Oblivion. I loved Oblivion. Oblivion was the coolest game ever. And I went back and tried to play it, and I didn't like it as much as I expected, but Oblivion is my most favorite. Most cherished memories of that game. Has your post activity went up when you started being admin? Yeah, I post a little bit more now. I post a little bit more now, for sure. My goodness, you guys are killing me here. I wish I knew how to say this word. Perfect the first time, every time. Is Kolyetsmulik still active? It is not active in the form of Kolyetsmulik. I need to find a better way to say that word. Maybe I'll have to ask Kuz one day how to say it. It is not active in that form, but most of the developers have transferred over to the team that are going to be helping with the sharding. And I think that's it. Thanks guys. Thanks for tuning in. Pretty fun. I hope it was as fun for you guys as it was for me. And I hope to see you again soon. Thank you. And I guess I'll see you on the Party. Bye bye. See ya.