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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON THE GACKYTHE JARTYTHE KUZZY/NATE/THE PONDTHE SHOALLYTHE SHEMMYTHE SOYSYLUMTHE SIDTYTHE SHEVVYTHE SWINNYTHE SWAILLY/B/!They're literally dead.

The apparition of a mentaljak

An impish apparition

A ghost is the spirit or soul of a dead person, generally characterized as being able to phase through walls and selectively appear to the living. They are relatively unintelligent, seen by their decision to inhabit shitty, decrepit mansions instead of, say, a mall, a beach, or a nice apartment - anyplace not an actual hazard, and, once having established their selfish selves, autistically slamming doors, knocking on walls and moving furniture.

History

Eight thousand years ago, in the eighth millennium BC, Allah (SWT) had realized that confining humankind to measly, mortal forms was an utmost indignity, and had so set forth that all sinners shalt be destined to eternal perdition in this very Earth, and that all servants of Allah shalt prosper in Jannah, therefrom arising ghosts.

See also

• Death