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Mentaljak

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Mentaljak is a soyjak nuvariant that is absolutely fucking terrified of everything and is on the brink of fucking losing it. While most variants originate from real-life soyboys or distorted YouTube thumbnails, Mentaljak was jakked from an obscure gore video of a mexican man having his head crushed under a car by the cartel. the rear lights of a 1957 Cadillac Series 62 Sedan DeVille (gemmy car btw)[3], making it the first 'jakked objectjak. The exact reason for Mentaljak's extreme state of anguish is unknown, but soyentists recommend that he 1. Touch grass, 2, Take meds, and 3, Stop asking questions like a good little chuddy.

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