Gigachad (patient)
This variant of Gigachad was a patient at the Mental Asoylum.
Patient File
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Patient: Gigachad
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Special Containment Objectives:
Due to Patient Gigachad's nature, it is impossible to stop him from committing actions. To stop him from progressing toward his major goals, a nuclear fission bomb is ready to be deployed anywhere he appears.
Description And Summary: Gigachad appears to be a muscle-bound male of indeterminate age. The age of the creature could range from 1 day to 100,000 years. Gigachad is observed to have common features between appearances: a large muscular body type, visible veins and ribs, a pair of pants or simple underwear, and pale, monochromatic skin. Gigachad has the ability to completely erase anything that comes into eye contact with him. Objects will vanish into thin air, and anyone who remembers the object or person will no longer remember its existence. Gigachad is extremely well-versed in hand-to-hand combat and martial arts, exerts over 100,000,000 pounds of mere force, far beyond any average Homo sapiens, is able to run across 100-meter distances in a millisecond, and is extremely attractive to any human female. Gigachad is often seen blending into human society, disguising himself as any sort of male. Women who are seduced by him end up being found dead in their homes, torn apart, with vicious signs of mauling and bite marks. Most victims have fluids of a non-organic nature and almost always appear to have extremely high levels of estrogen in their bodies. Males are not safe THOUGH. Gigachad will sometimes stalk or hunt a desirable male he finds, then anally rape them until he explodes their torso with his large penile unit, which can stretch to over 10 feet. Gigachad is extremely well-respected in any social or human gathering he takes part in, and almost no one insults or berates him, even when he commits acts of murder or grand theft auto in public. Gigachad has bulletproof skin and is immune to blunt melee objects. The one time a bullet pierced his skull, pieces of bizarre grey matter were found. After being shot in the head, Gigachad regenerated all of the missing skull fragments and brain tissue.
Gigachad is not to be used in any other tests with other patients or ordered in any way. Anyone seeming to be possessed or under the influence of Gigachad must be destroyed immediately.[1]
