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Happenings/2031
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Ever wondered what Soyjak Party would look like in 2031? I got you!
Janurary[edit | edit source]
- January 1 - There is no Brimstone Winter as no one is interested in that shit anymore. Soot unbans Lennonjak once more after 2 years.
- January 2 - PPH reaches 3000 on /pol/ for the 3rd time in a week. Gavin Newsom uses a Cobson in one of his Bluesky posts.
- January 3 - Soyteens raid BitView. Fempepe wins the monthly Sisa Vote on /nate/.
- January 4 - Froot returns (with his 5-year-old daughter) and hosts a Q/A on /soy/. A new variant 'Dennison' is forced on /qa/.
- January 5 - The Sharty gets on Lesotho news after someone crashes into a meeting between the Lesotho and Poland leaders and called the Lesotho Prime Minister a Jartycuck nigger about 14 times before being arrested. /soy/ begins operation #FREEDAN.
- January 6 - The Zarty shuts down and moves to a new /my/ (Mymy) board on the Sharty. This is protested by a group of people later who called themselves the "FNF Aryans".
- January 7 - Teens' discover there's embedded 'p links on the 2027 /pol2/ advent board archive and freak out. Jannies NVKE the archive in response.
- January 8 - SoyBooru goes down for maintenance.
