Happenings/2031

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Ever wondered what Soyjak Party would look like in 2031? I got you!

Janurary

• January 1 - There is no Brimstone Winter as no one is interested in that shit anymore. Soot unbans Lennonjak once more after 2 years.
• January 2 - PPH reaches 3000 on /pol/ for the 3rd time in a week. Gavin Newsom uses a Cobson in one of his Bluesky posts.
• January 3 - Soyteens raid BitView. Fempepe wins the monthly Sisa Vote on /nate/.
• January 4 - Froot returns (with his 5-year-old daughter) and hosts a Q/A on /soy/. A new variant 'Dennison' is forced on /qa/.
• January 5 - the Sharty gets on Lesotho news after someone crashes into a meeting between the Lesotho and Poland leaders and called the Lesotho Prime Minister a Jartycuck nigger about 14 times before being arrested. /soy/ begins operation #FREEDAN.
• January 6 - Soyzellig shuts down and moves to a new /my/ (Mymy) board on the Sharty. This is protested by a group of people later who called themselves the "FNF Aryans".
• January 7 - Teens' discover there's embedded 'p links on the 2027 /pol2/ advent board archive and freak out. Jannies NVKE the archive in response.
• January 8 - SoyBooru goes down for maintenance.