Happenings/2050
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
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The year is 2050. The website soyjak.party is rulecucked under GIGA RULE. All soyjaks are pumped with testosterone. Soydueling falls in favor of GIGA DUELING in vast AI giga production facilities. Welcome to the Sharty's GIGA FUTURE.
Nate Higgers remembers browsing before the owner transfer, before the GOOT-issued testosterone, the gym equipment, healthy diets, and mandatory gigaposting. He lives on the GOOT-torn outskirts of /soy/, a board with 12pph where he hides his gemerald soyjak Gapejak from the clutches of the brutal Giga armed forces. As musclebound black-and-white gigas prowl the board searching for low-T soyjaks to man up, Nate will stop at nothing to protect sweet Gapejak's soylent. In his red-and-black shirt, uncut dirty stubble, and short blonde hair, Nate gives his low-T soyboy body to a gang of pitiless giga alpha duelers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is soyboy Nate prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of gigas and AI? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable leakage.
Acclaimed model and pro giga Ernest Khalimov presents a gemmy giga vision of the sharty. His powerful, vivid, high-testosterone passages of three-on-one gigatransformation assimilation push the boundaries of sharty fiction. The GIGA CHADS follow standard procedure with Nate's soy body, pumping enough testosterone to kill an elephant through his body, cursing through one of the gemmiest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling story, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative AI giga-building unfolds.
