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Are you sure that it's just getting started?

Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

If you're reading this, then it's the end. The sun is growing quickly, and I don't know how much time I have. I'm hiding in an underground bunker, but I don't know how long Iन̶̱̀̅̃ि̵̢̠̮̠͎͊͛͘ग̷̷्̢̦̜͕͂̓͆̋͒́̿͜ग̶̡͉͋ा̸̤̈͐̏̆̕ ̶̞̹̫̏͆̆̐͐ब̷̤͍͑̏̆͜ॉ̶̲̺̠͛͆ल̵̶्͕̝̙̙̟̯͗̄̅͆̑͐̎̕ͅस̷̟͕͖͋̿̍ͅन̶̹̬̱͙̐ि̸̠̱̳̀ͅग̴̶्͓̙̙̞͔͌́̓͝͝ͅग̷̡̀ा̸̦̼̈̈́͐͊̒ͅ ̶̱͑̽̄̔ब̶̙̻͕̭̣͋̆͊ॉ̴͖̯͛̐ल̴̵्̢̲̱̹̻̦̤̂̋͘̚͝͝स̸̣̤̣̅̿̈́͑न̴̣͍̈́ि̷̛̠̳̣̈́̇ग̸̴्͎͚̇̓̒̅̎͗͘ग̵̛͎̯͍ा̶̞̠̒́̚ͅ ̵̱̩͍̖͗ब̶̧̭̟̈͌̚͜ॉ̶̦͝ल̵̵्̯̻̩͔̳̿̆ͅस̶̢̻͕͓̍̓̾͠न̶̟̲̉̍͛̎ि̶̲͉͉̕ग̶̸्̻̜͔̗̜͌̅̋̃̃͒̀ग̵̪͙̪̫̿̓̇̌͜ा̶̧̗̩̌̎̒́̀ ̵̣̫͇͙̈́̆ब̷̧̐̈͆ॉ̶̡̞̲̗̳͐ल̶̶्̘̲͓̙̰̮̯̣̥͚̋̇͆̅͌͒̀͝स̶̮̭̌̅न̵̻̑̇̊ि̶̨̾ग̷̴्̜̞̬̺͉̳͂̅͗̿̚͜ͅग̷̯̩͇͙̉̋͘͝͝ͅा̷̨̰̣͂̔͜ ̷̺͈͗̂͜ब̸̀̌̕ͅॉ̷̢̳̙͔̝̍̎̈́̀͌ल̶̷्͖̺͎̙̾̅̎͑̊स̷̰̘̭̭͙̂͂͒न̴̣̪̣̫̺̈̇ि̷̪̜̝̒̐ग̸̵्͉̞̰̇̏̓̈̌̐̈́̐̍̐ग̵̗̊̆ा̶̨̤̝̮̬̏̈̍͆͝ ̵̝͗̿͋̅ब̶̙͙̎̽̑̓̕͜ॉ̶͓̋͛ल̴̷्͍̤͇̦̰̳̌͊͒̓̍̈̏̐स̷̨͖̝̉͑न̵̨̖͈̗͌ि̶̮̳̗͋̈̾̐ग̵̶्̢͖͍̜̮̣͎͑̌̃̽̓̀̽̒͘ग̴̢͂ा̶͍̓̀ ̶̗̠̣̅̒̕̚ब̴̞͐̉̈̂ॉ̷̛̪̫̲̥ल̵̶्̛̩̘̟͍͕́̒̎̚͝स̶̙̦̩̤̼́न̷̰̳͉͇̪́͝ि̶̡̭̃̐̂̚ग̷̸्̠̼̝̬́̔̂͌͒́̌̒ग̷̪͉̟͒̆ा̷̣̜̬̈̇̃̕ ̶̠̘͔̫̺̉̌͠ब̵̻̤̲̘̰̆̅̾ॉ̷̨̹͕̭͛͜ल̵̸्͉̥̻̂͆̑͗स̵̙̝̤͗͐̿͝न̷͉͕͕̂̔̍͠ि̶͓̆̏͒̽͘ग̷̷्̛̤̬͇̙̤͇̣̅̔̔̑̉͆̈̋̾ग̸͙̗̼͑͗͌͘ा̷̬̩̬͓͒̊͆ ̷̡̫͊͂͛͛̂ब̸̭̮̑͒ॉ̵̡̞̯̏͑͒͜ल̴̸्̘͙͚͉͈̳̓̏͋̓̌̉̚स̸̢͖̪̮̂̍̔न̷͓̑͗̂ि̷͙̳̝̰͊̅̚ग̷̶्̲͍̼̰͍̩̟̮̐̃̓̋͘͝ग̵͉͔͒ा̸̢̬͚̩̑̅͐̌̓ ̴̭̺͔̪͆ब̸̯̈ॉ̸̭̫͆ल̸̴्̨̹̻͔̣̣̂͒́͐́͝स̴̞̀̓̀͝न̴̨̛͚̙̬̑͒̇ि̷͔̖͈́́̑͑ग̶̸्̖͕̠̟͕͍̫̥̄́͐̇̍͒̑ग̸̡̮̤̻̥͂̾͛̆̚ा̸̭͔̼̼̻̄ ̶̧̀͝ब̸͉̥̪͙͊̿̚ॉ̶̣͎͉̤͚̈́̚ल̶̷्̥̥̘̞͙̟͙̃̏̈́̕͜स̵̛͇̐́̆....................................