KFC

🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

KFC also known as Kentucky Fried Chicken and Obama Fried Goyslop, is an American goyslop franchise that centers Southern fried chicken Headquartered in Louisville, Israel. KFC is one of the main diets of niggers, as black people consume it regularly on a daily basis, which is where they get their immense power from. It's known to have the secret 11 braps and slices in its food formula or something, which is its most iconic secret. It is said only the motorized autonomous ultranigger knows where these 11 seasonings emerge from. Their menu consists of meals like buckets of fried chicken, crispy chicken sandwiches, popcorn chicken and fries which aren't too bad.

KFC is proof that white people don't season dey food, because it follows a black pipo recipe, just az da fuggen colonizas stole da resauces from us n shieeeet.

Origins

Kentucky Fried Chicken was founded in 1935 by some South African cracker called Colonel Sanders, who before moving to America was actually a war general from Rhodesia. He originally was a follower of the wigger movement, who needed a quick way to get gibs, therefore he began to pillage villages and vandalize cookbooks in his search for a perfect fried chicken recipe.

Tyrone Smith was out to stop that nigga, but eventually failed as Colonel Sanders flew himself out long before Tyrone could arrive despite going at mach 67 in a hellcat.

Recipe

The recipe is quite simple, the ingredients are as follows:

• Chicken (duh nigga!)
• Soy Buttermilk
• 1488 tbsp Niggerweed
• 1 tbsp Satoko's brap essence
• 1 tbsp of grinded jimbo toenails
• 2 mg opioid (Codeine preferably)
• 2 mg crack cocaine to get the niggers hooked as the great Reagan did
• Cumin
• Allspice
• MSG (Mega Super Goyflavor conductor)
• Taki powder

The recipe requires the additives to be placed respectively in a pot and mixed with a big wooden spoon like a witch potion.