LeBron James

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LeBron James is a DEAD, FORCED MEME

You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

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Why yes, LeBron James is a gigachad.
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LeBron James is a gem.
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LeBron James, also nicknamed 'bron, King James, and The GOAT, is a black man who is most known for being in a popular .GIF file being posted. He also plays basketball or something.

On April 20, 2025, some 'teen made a bait thread about 'bron that led to spam of the ironic incomprehensible .gif of 'bron with a bold text saying "FACTS".

Copypastas[edit | edit source]

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Original LeBron Bait Post[edit | edit source]

1) Soyjaks aren't funny, soyjak posters are all a bunch of losers. It was a pandemic era meme that overstayed it's welcome due to a few very talented artists that created some few good posts('gems' in the language of you loser virgin fat loser faggots). Today the "soyjak community" is a bunch of the unfunniest greasiest dweebs in the planet, your sites are just hubs for illegal activity, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL, it is programmed, you are dumb, evil, lacks self-control, gets no pussy, has no friends, smell like ass, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL and it will be very funny when your loser ass gets some "BBC" for real.

Letter to 'Bron[edit | edit source]

Dear King LeBron James, I am writing this letter to express my utmost admiration and respect for your unparalleled talent and leadership both on and off the basketball court. Your dedication to the game, work ethic, and commitment to excellence serve as an inspiration to millions of fans around the world. Your ability to elevate your teammates, make clutch plays in crucial moments, and consistently perform at the highest level is truly remarkable. Your basketball IQ, versatility, and all-around skills make you one of the greatest players to ever grace the court. But it is not just your athletic prowess that sets you apart, King LeBron. Your philanthropic efforts, activism, and commitment to social justice make you a true role model and a beacon of hope for those in need. Your generosity and compassion towards others have made a positive impact on countless lives, and your dedication to giving back to your community is truly commendable. In conclusion, I want to thank you for all that you have done for the game of basketball, for your community,, and for being a shining example of what it means to be a true leader. Long live King LeBron James, may your reign continue to inspire and uplift all those who have the privilege of witnessing your greatness.

LePookie Glazing[edit | edit source]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

LeMickey at Chuck E Cheese[edit | edit source]

UNBELIEVABLE. Today I took my son to Chuck E Cheese for his birthday. He won a game and exchanged his tickets for a Mickey Mouse ring pop but then a large man with a receding hairline came in and SNATCHED it out of the poor kid’s hands! To my dismay, it was LeFRAUD himself! LeTHIEF then called himself the “GOAT” and had the audacity to tell my son, “the bubble wasn’t a fluke” and he ran away! Luckily a MOUSE TRAP was set up to catch LeMICKEY and the security guard Chef Curry showed up and took him down. Shame on you Le3-6-1. Go win a real ring.

The Kid from Akron 1[edit | edit source]

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows

The Kid from Akron 2[edit | edit source]

Ummmmm… 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👑

About him or whatever[edit | edit source]

my king 'bron

LeBron Raymone James Sr. (/ləˈbrɒn/ lə-BRON; born December 30, 1984) is an American professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Nicknamed "King James", he is the NBA's all-time leading scorer and has won four NBA championships from 10 NBA Finals appearances, having made eight consecutive appearances between 2011 and 2018. He also won the inaugural NBA Cup in 2023 with the Lakers and has won three Olympic gold medals as a member of the U.S. national team.

In addition to ranking fourth in NBA career assists and sixth in NBA career steals, James holds several individual honors, including four NBA MVP awards, four Finals MVP awards, the Rookie of the Year award, three All-Star Game MVP awards, the inaugural NBA Cup MVP, and the Olympics MVP in the 2024 Summer Olympics. A record 21-time All-Star and 20-time All-NBA selection (including a record 13 First Team selections), he has also made six All-Defensive Teams. The oldest active player in the NBA, he is tied with Vince Carter for the most seasons played and holds the record for the most minutes played in league history.

Born and raised in Akron, Ohio, James gained national attention at St. Vincent–St. Mary High School and was heavily touted as a future NBA superstar for his all-around scoring, passing, athleticism and playmaking abilities. A prep-to-pro, James was selected by the Cleveland Cavaliers with the first overall pick of the 2003 NBA draft. He won Rookie of the Year and quickly established himself as one of the league's premier players, leading Cleveland to its first NBA Finals appearance in 2007 and winning the scoring title in 2008. After winning back-to-back MVPs in 2009 and 2010, he left the Cavaliers and joined the Miami Heat as a free agent in 2010, a controversial move announced in the nationally televised special titled The Decision.

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With the Heat, James won his first two NBA championships in 2012 and 2013, earning MVP and Finals MVP honors both years. After four seasons in Miami, he returned to Cleveland in 2014, leading the Cavaliers to their first-ever championship in 2016 by overcoming a 3–1 deficit against the Golden State Warriors and ending the Cleveland sports curse. He signed with the Lakers in 2018, winning another title in 2020 and becoming the first player to win Finals MVP with three different teams. In 2023, he surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to become the NBA's all-time leading scorer, and in 2024, he and his son Bronny became the first father-son teammates in league history. In 2025, James - though still an active player - was inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame as a member of the 2008 United States men's Olympic basketball team (also known as the "Redeem Team").

Off the court, James has earned further wealth and fame from numerous endorsement contracts. He is the first player in NBA history to accumulate $1 billion in earnings as an active player. James has been featured in books, documentaries (including winning three Sports Emmy Awards as an executive producer), and television commercials. He was among Time's 100 most influential people in the world in 2005, 2013, 2017, and 2019 — the most selections for a professional athlete. James has won 20 ESPY Awards, hosted Saturday Night Live, and starred in the sports film Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021). He has been a part-owner of Liverpool F.C. since 2011 and leads the LeBron James Family Foundation, which has opened an elementary school, housing complex, retail plaza, and medical center in Akron.