Nobody looks like this

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Nobody looks like this is a phrase commonly used as rebuttal against soyjaks that are distorted beyond point of comprehension, e.g. slopjaks. The phrase implies that no actual real person looks like the soyjak posted, which goes against the main point of soyjaks, which is to make mocking caricatures of people and their appearance.

This rebuttal may, however, be completely nullified if someone else replies saying that they do look like that and say all of that. In this case, the recommended course of action would be to kill yourself.