SNCA:The Columbian Government
You VVILL NOT create articles like this.
>Be Colombian Government in 2026
>Launches heckin wholesome "Total Peace" plan SURELY because bad actors just need a hug and le good wholesome dialogue
>Offers UNLIMITED ceasefires to literally everyone with a rifle
>Ignores the sexual exploitation and trafficking Afro-Colombian communities in departments such as Antioquia, Norte de Santander and Cundinamarca and the Capital District which is used to
>Armed groups uses break(s) to SPEEDRUN child recruitment and DOUBLE, yes; effing DOUBLE their child recruitment fighter count to 27,000
>FARC (Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia) and ELN (National ""Liberation"" Army) <---- (both far left groups) now control over 60% of rural municipalities while the military surely does plenty to support civilians caught in a crossfire
>Catatumbo turns into IRL Halo Reach mid Covie-Glassing between guerilla forces, 100,000 civilians forced to pack up and flee
>FARC dissidents LITERALLY start using weaponized drones to airstrike infrastructure and BOMB the Pan-American Highway
>Log 49 massacres and 200+ dead in a single quarter; marking our super effective demonstration of curbing civilian casualties despite this being the 10 YEAR HIGH in TOTAL DEATHS
>Presidential candidates, congressman, and campaign staff get routinely murdered or kidnapped in broad daylight before mid-2026 elections
> Over 1,840 social leaders and human rights defenders murdered since 2002
- Conviction rate by state prosecutors is a WHOPPING GIGA 12-14%
- 165 social leaders murdered and 874 verified attacks documented in 2025 alone by Somos Defensores
- Indigenous peoples make up just 4.7% of the population but suffer 23% of all activist assassinations due to zero state police protection in rural zones
That's a 5% increase in murders and a 20% spike in attacks over previous years
>Spend all day fighting with your OWN judiciary, independent human rights media organizations, and anyone pointing out your heckin massive success!!!!!!!!!!
