Soyjak Wiki:Push subscription managers
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 THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE | |
| The subject of this article is for humorous purposes only. This does NOT seek to inform the Soyim. | ||
 PUNISH UNGODLY SOYTEEN HUMANS PROGRAM I̸S̴ ̷AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —STABLE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!PUSH (Punish UnGodly Soyteen Humans) program, is a program created by Toos to which anti-teens are subscribed to. It was created to punish all soyteens, and it will culminate in Toos officially becoming the admin of the sharty that He will destroy. The subscription managers are tasked with operating mind control, datamining users and sending anti-teens to their houses, installing malware on every 'teens computer and increasing the amount of antimatter witnessed by visitors using all possible means. They are above helpers, moderators and the official site owner and only are below Toos, our God. Once someone becomes a push subcription manager there is no going back, failure to comply will result in eternal torture in hell personally by Toos. |
