Soyjaks and the Occult

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

A proposed sigil that binds and removes the power from soyjaks.

It is believed by some that Soyjaks permeate and contain a powerful magickal essence, capable of infiltrating and patterning the unconscious mind. Few other memes can achieve this power, only egregores and archetypes such as Pepe (although, it could be argued that Pepe's memetic magic was only as powerful as it was due to outside forces like MI6 or the CIA) can attain such spiritual significance.