Talk:You

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wtf are these diddy bluds wafflin about bruh

>You are a virginal male of between 12 and 40 years of age located in the european union, the united states, or some irrelevant third world shithole
>What is known about you?
>Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.
>You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer.
>You pirate digital content using torrent services.
>You view yourself as stoic, enduring, and emotinally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies.
>You have violently assaulted a close family member.
>You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. You are also afraid of intimacy.
>You use an adblocking software.
>You have a YouTube and Reddit account. You express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
>You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues.
>You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States.
>You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must hapen for society to become good
>Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
>You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments
>You were redirected here from another page
>You are making an IED right now.
>You forgot your meme arrow at least once.


should we create a heckin wholesome version where its spammed with gem templates like the "soy jack" article

Dramatica version of this article is way better.

the current version is Reddit and the ed version is wannabe failtroll Reddit, I liked the version from a year ago way more ~Chud55 (talk) 09:43, 2 June 2025 (EST)
the "you suck" joke is the most basic overused low hanging fruit lame fastburn dust that killed this article, any wholesome coal is better Samuel (talk) 22:53, 18 July 2025 (EST)