[[File:Leaking clittycel.png|40px|frameless|left]] {{quote|<poem> >it's just like white replacement
{{Failraid|2=Failed to gain traction}}
>KYS SOYJEWS YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK </poem>}}{{Infobox conflict|conflict=The battle for /b/|date=October 17, 2024-ongoing|result=First attempt failed.
[[File:Leaking clittycel.png|40px|left]] {{greentext|>it's just like white replacement
Second attempt ongoing.|place=/b/|combatant1=[[File:Swedejak.png|frameless|20px]] [[soyjak.party]]|combatant2=[[4chan]]}}
>KYS SOYJEWS YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK}}{{Infobox conflict|conflict=The battle for /b/|date=Phase 1:
October 17, 2024
Phase 2:
December 1(?)-5, 2025|result=First attempt failed.
Second attempt failed.|place=/b/|combatant1=[[File:Swedejak.png|frameless|20px]] [[soyjak.party]]|combatant2=[[4chan]]}}
'''The battle for /b/''' is a planned Sharty raid whose aim is to “colonize /b/ fully and permanantly.” It began with a thread on /soy/ created on 2024-10-17, but it was a [[Failraid|failraid]]. A new thread was created on the next day as “a preparation thread for our raid on /b/ sometime soon as well as discussion on the shortfalls of the last attempt. This time, vve VVILL succeed.
'''The battle for /b/''' is a planned Sharty raid whose aim is to “colonize /b/ fully and permanantly.” It began with a thread on /soy/ created on 2024-10-17, but it was a [[Failraid|failraid]]. A new thread was created on the next day as “a preparation thread for our raid on /b/ sometime soon as well as discussion on the shortfalls of the last attempt. This time, vve VVILL succeed.
[[File:Battle-for-b.png|The original thread.|thumb]]
[[File:Battle-for-b.png|The original thread.|thumb]]
[[SNCA|The name is a reference to BFDI Season 4 abtly titled 'BFB'.]]
==How to participate==
==How to participate==
===Stage 1===
===Stage 1===
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#Post Never Goon ketchup.
#Post Never Goon ketchup.
===Stage 2===
===Stage 2===
After the 'jakkers achieve a foothold in the /b/ catty, 'jakkers will use /b/ as if it were /soy/: post IAS gems, use soyspeak, etc. The natives (mostly gooners) will just migrate to [[bant/|/bant/]] [[Amerimutt|or some other]] porn board and leave the board for 'jakkers to rule.
After the 'jakkers achieve a foothold in the /b/ catty, 'jakkers will use /b/ as if it were /soy/: post IAS gems, use soyspeak, etc. The natives (mostly gooners) will just migrate to [[Bant/|/bant/]] [[Amerimutt|or some other]] porn board and leave the board for 'jakkers to rule.
== Second Try ==
== Second Try ==
As of 4th of December 2025, a total of 5 threads (1 in /raid/, 4 in /soy/) were made. The earliest thread was made in December 2nd 2025, although it is called "part 2" which implies another thread existed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1205-0521-30/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/243372.html</ref>
As of 8th of December 2025, a total of 5 <small>[possibly 6]</small> threads (1 in /raid/, 4 in /soy/, 1 unknown) were made. The earliest thread was made in December 2nd 2025, although it is called "part 2" which implies another thread existed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1205-0521-30/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/243372.html</ref>
From 2 December 2025 to 4 December 2025, a thread was made everyday.
From 2 December 2025 to 5 December 2025, a thread was made everyday. Afterwards the interest was presumably lost. This resulted in no nuthreads about this being made.
==== Day 1 (02.12.2025): ====
==== Day 1 (02.12.2025) ====
<blockquote>The first thread was made, not a lot happened besides some 'jaks being posted on /b/.</blockquote>
<blockquote>The first thread was made, not a lot happened besides some 'jaks being posted on /b/.</blockquote>
=== Day 2 (03.12.2025): ===
=== Day 2 (03.12.2025) ===
<blockquote>Another thread was made during 3 December 2025, this is the biggest thread as of 04.12.2025, the thread lead to over 30 'jaks being posted on /b/, most importantly a Markiplier Soyjak post was made simply with the caption ">walkable cities" which gained over 200 replies. <small>(trust me on this one).</small></blockquote>
<blockquote>Another thread was made during 3 December 2025, this is the biggest thread as of 04.12.2025, the thread lead to over 30 'jaks being posted on /b/, most importantly a Markiplier Soyjak post was made simply with the caption ">walkable cities" which gained over 200 replies. <small>(trust me on this one).</small></blockquote>
=== Day 3 (04.12.2025): ===
=== Day 3 (04.12.2025) ===
<blockquote>This was a big day for the operation, as it gained some traction which lead to over 20 'jaks being posted, one getting 50+ replies <small>[4chan jannies deleted it before i</small> <small>was able to archieve]</small>, and other threads averaging around 5-15 replies. This lead to some confusion in between the 4cuck users, though nobody realized that it was a Sharty raid.[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1205-0538-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14284465.html]</blockquote>
<blockquote>This was a big day for the operation, as it gained some traction which lead to over 20 'jaks being posted, one getting 50+ replies <small>[4chan jannies deleted it before i</small> <small>was able to archieve]</small>, and other threads averaging around 5-15 replies. This lead to some confusion in between the 4cuck users, though nobody realized that it was a Sharty raid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1205-0538-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14284465.html</ref>[[File:4chanBLog.jpg|thumb|A screenshot from the 'log.]]</blockquote>
=== Day 4 (05.12.2025) ===
Another thread was posted, gaining some traction. Around 40 'jak posts were made and at some point a 'jak post held the first place in the 'log briefly <small>[trust me on this one]</small>. Nothing much came of it as usual doebeit.
= Gallery =
= Gallery =
<blockquote></blockquote>
<blockquote>[[File:Wojak.png.jpg|thumb|does anyone know why there are so many woahjacks on my gooner board?]][[File:Soyjack.farm.png.jpg|thumb|soyjack.farm]]</blockquote>
<references />
Latest revision as of 14:11, 18 April 2026
Battle for /b/ was a tragic Sharty failraid.Reason(s): Failed to gain traction
>it's just like white replacement
>KYS SOYJEWS YOU MADE MY CLITTY LEAK
The battle for /b/ is a planned Sharty raid whose aim is to “colonize /b/ fully and permanantly.” It began with a thread on /soy/ created on 2024-10-17, but it was a failraid. A new thread was created on the next day as “a preparation thread for our raid on /b/ sometime soon as well as discussion on the shortfalls of the last attempt. This time, vve VVILL succeed.
After the 'jakkers achieve a foothold in the /b/ catty, 'jakkers will use /b/ as if it were /soy/: post IAS gems, use soyspeak, etc. The natives (mostly gooners) will just migrate to /bant/or some other porn board and leave the board for 'jakkers to rule.
As of 8th of December 2025, a total of 5 [possibly 6] threads (1 in /raid/, 4 in /soy/, 1 unknown) were made. The earliest thread was made in December 2nd 2025, although it is called "part 2" which implies another thread existed.[1]
From 2 December 2025 to 5 December 2025, a thread was made everyday. Afterwards the interest was presumably lost. This resulted in no nuthreads about this being made.
Another thread was made during 3 December 2025, this is the biggest thread as of 04.12.2025, the thread lead to over 30 'jaks being posted on /b/, most importantly a Markiplier Soyjak post was made simply with the caption ">walkable cities" which gained over 200 replies. (trust me on this one).
This was a big day for the operation, as it gained some traction which lead to over 20 'jaks being posted, one getting 50+ replies [4chan jannies deleted it before i was able to archieve], and other threads averaging around 5-15 replies. This lead to some confusion in between the 4cuck users, though nobody realized that it was a Sharty raid.[2]
Another thread was posted, gaining some traction. Around 40 'jak posts were made and at some point a 'jak post held the first place in the 'log briefly [trust me on this one]. Nothing much came of it as usual doebeit.
