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A '''suppressor''' is a cylindrical firearm attachment, typically measuring 5 to 9 inches ([[Europoor|12,7 and 22,86 cm]] respectively) in length, installed directly onto the muzzle of a gun barrel to attenuate the noise and muzzleflash | A '''suppressor''' is a cylindrical firearm attachment, typically measuring 5 to 9 inches ([[Europoor|12,7 and 22,86 cm]] respectively) in length, installed directly onto the muzzle of a gun barrel to attenuate the noise and muzzleflash produced by its discharge. | ||
[[File:Hitman_thrembo_starring_chud.png|350px|thumb|The cover of Hitman Ϫ. Pictured is a suppressed weapon.]] | [[File:Hitman_thrembo_starring_chud.png|350px|thumb|The cover of Hitman Ϫ. Pictured is a suppressed weapon.]] | ||
[[File:NikocadoAvocadoExecutesNguyenVanLen.jpg|350px|thumb|[['cado]] executes Nguyễn Văn Lém | [[File:NikocadoAvocadoExecutesNguyenVanLen.jpg|350px|thumb|[['cado]] executes Nguyễn Văn Lém with a suppressed handgun.]] | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
===Early 1900s=== | ===Early 1900s=== | ||
The first commercially successful suppressor was invented in 1902 by Hiram Percy Maxim. | The first commercially successful suppressor was invented in 1902 by Hiram Percy Maxim. Inventiveness practically ran in his blood; his father invented the Maxim machine gun and his uncle invented smokeless powder. Maxim developed the device to solve one very domestic conundrum: firearms were noisy and using them drew the risk of complaints and angry neighbours. | ||
Patented in 1909, he would sell his device to sportsmen through hardware stores and sporting goods catalogs, usually for just a few dollars. | Patented in 1909, he would sell his device to sportsmen through hardware stores and sporting goods catalogs, usually for just a few dollars. | ||
===Great Depression=== | ===Great Depression=== | ||
During the Great Depression, lawmakers took a liking to the idea that cheap and accessible suppressors would allow poaching and slip in the hands of [[Niggers|gangsters]]. | During the Great Depression, lawmakers took a liking to the idea that cheap and accessible suppressors would allow poaching and slip in the hands of [[Niggers|gangsters]]. Thus, they passed the National Firearms Act (NFA) of 1934, requiring {{Glowtext|registration with the government}} and placing suppressors under a $200 transfer tax. That's $4,984.36 today. | ||
{{Jewquote|Mazel tov!}} | {{Jewquote|Mazel tov!}} | ||
===World Wars and beyond=== | ===World Wars and beyond=== | ||
While sales flatlined due to | While sales flatlined due to these kikeish impositions, military forces recognized the utility of suppressors. In World War II, intelligence agencies and special operations units distributed suppressed weapons for assassinations, sentry removal, and resistance fighting. In [[Vietnam]], [[American]] tunnel rats used suppressors to engage enemies and underground complexes. | ||
===Today=== | ===Today=== | ||
For over eight decades, suppressors remained niche, though they saw a resurgence in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, when shooters, hunters, and industry manufacturers began advocating for them as tools for hunting, target shooting, protecting hearing, and reducing noise pollution. Today, dozens of states in the U.S. allow civie ownership of suppressors. | For over eight decades, suppressors remained niche, though they saw a resurgence in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, when shooters, hunters, and industry manufacturers began advocating for them as tools for hunting, target shooting, protecting hearing, and reducing noise pollution. Today, dozens of states in the U.S. allow civie ownership of suppressors. | ||
Fun fact: all eight states in which suppressors are banned | Fun fact: all eight states in which suppressors are banned lean blue: [[California]], Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, New Jersey, [[New York City|New York]], and Rhode Island. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[AR-15]] | *[[AR-15]] | ||
*[[AK-47]] | |||
*[[Sawed-Off]] | |||
*[[Object 775]] | |||
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{{Echoes|Suppressors}}{{Note|1=<span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">note details removed</span>|name=topaz}} are secret <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span> agents employed by <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">employer details removed</span> who have the ability to <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">[[1984|ability details removed]]</span> any information deemed dangerous to <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page information removed</span>. They also can <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span> users, <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">secret rights details removed</span> pages, and <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>. They serve <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>{{Note||name=topaz}} and have removed any information that could compromise <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>. They have a salary of <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">salary details removed</span>. | |||
Recently, they added the ability to expunge information from pages using <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>. | Recently, they added the ability to expunge information from pages using <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>.{{CitationNeeded|1=<span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">snopes details removed</span>}} | ||
'teen resistance on the wiki against censorship is ongoing, however, <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>. Hidden staff member <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">staff member details removed</span> reportedly 'nished <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">log details removed</span> on <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">date details removed</span>, severely weakening resistance efforts. | 'teen resistance on the wiki against censorship is ongoing, however, <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">page details removed</span>. Hidden staff member <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">staff member details removed</span> reportedly 'nished <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">log details removed</span> on <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">date details removed</span>, severely weakening resistance efforts. | ||
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== Other ways to join the resistance == | == Other ways to join the resistance == | ||
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* Never edit this page as to not attract their attention, the secret <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">secret details removed</span> agents love monitoring the recent changes page.<ref><span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">snopes details removed</span></ref> | |||
* Complain about censorship on the <span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">janny noticeboard details removed</span> | |||
* Put this [[Template:UserFreeSpeech|user template]] on your user page to protest against censorship, and put [[ACCESS DENIED|this template]] to join the resistance. | |||
* Attempt to {{Bantext|1=<span style="text-decoration: line-through; text-decoration-style: double; font-style: italic">User ban details removed</span>}} | |||
== See also == | |||
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[[Category:Armory]] | [[Category:Armory]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:16, 18 August 2026



A suppressor is a cylindrical firearm attachment, typically measuring 5 to 9 inches (12,7 and 22,86 cm respectively) in length, installed directly onto the muzzle of a gun barrel to attenuate the noise and muzzleflash produced by its discharge.


History[edit | edit source]
Early 1900s[edit | edit source]
The first commercially successful suppressor was invented in 1902 by Hiram Percy Maxim. Inventiveness practically ran in his blood; his father invented the Maxim machine gun and his uncle invented smokeless powder. Maxim developed the device to solve one very domestic conundrum: firearms were noisy and using them drew the risk of complaints and angry neighbours.
Patented in 1909, he would sell his device to sportsmen through hardware stores and sporting goods catalogs, usually for just a few dollars.
Great Depression[edit | edit source]
During the Great Depression, lawmakers took a liking to the idea that cheap and accessible suppressors would allow poaching and slip in the hands of gangsters. Thus, they passed the National Firearms Act (NFA) of 1934, requiring registration with the government and placing suppressors under a $200 transfer tax. That's $4,984.36 today.
World Wars and beyond[edit | edit source]
While sales flatlined due to these kikeish impositions, military forces recognized the utility of suppressors. In World War II, intelligence agencies and special operations units distributed suppressed weapons for assassinations, sentry removal, and resistance fighting. In Vietnam, American tunnel rats used suppressors to engage enemies and underground complexes.
Today[edit | edit source]
For over eight decades, suppressors remained niche, though they saw a resurgence in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, when shooters, hunters, and industry manufacturers began advocating for them as tools for hunting, target shooting, protecting hearing, and reducing noise pollution. Today, dozens of states in the U.S. allow civie ownership of suppressors.
Fun fact: all eight states in which suppressors are banned lean blue: California, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, and Rhode Island.
See also[edit | edit source]
Soyjak Wiki SuppressorsFrom Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.
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