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California, also known as Cali, is a state on the West Coast of the United States. Evendoe many debate about it being the Nation’s worst state, California has a history of having a shit-ton of people moving there en masse, both from other parts of the US and from foreign countries. In fact, California has the largest population of any American state, with almost 40 million people. This place has a humongous population of Braptards that pour in through the border and a massive faggot dictatorship headed the Jew of all Jews, Gavin Jewsome. (nusome's minions are getting raped as we speak geg.)[1]

This state is incredibly shitty compared to EVERYWHERE else (Except the Islamic Caliphate of Jew York and Hawaii because Hawaii is incredibly expensive) because of astounding prices and awful homelessness and crime rates in the major cities.

Cities[edit | edit source]

Some notable cities include:

Los Angeles: Los Angeles is the largest city of California and the second largest in all of the US, with the entire metropolitan area having a total population of 12 million. It is most notable for being the movie capital of the US (New York is too cold while Los Angeles is hot which is why movies are made there more). The city is also known for having a shit ton of sports teams, usually having two for each major sport. The County of Los Angeles itself used to be keyed and often voted Republican up until 1984 (way more recent compared to most other metropolitan areas). However, the city itself and many of the surrounding areas tend to skew more towards the Democrats. This can be attributed to factors such as the heavy increase of the Latinx population since the 1960s (mainly due to immigration from Mexico and Central America), the influx of Blacks during the 1940s-1960s, and the growth of younger voting demographics thanks to the boom of Asian immigration after the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965.

San Francisco: Speaking of faggotry, San Francisco has the largest percentage of gay people in the US, making up 10 percent of the city's population. This city was where a lot of civil rights protests happened too. Because of boomers' nostalgia for this, San Francisco has the highest median age out of any other city in California. It is most notable for its tech and finance industry. Whites are a majority-minority in the city, with chinks making up a significant chunk of the population as well (mostly Chinese, followed by Filipinos and Viets), in addition to a sizeable (((Jewish))) community. The Latinx population isn’t as big as most other cities in California (15% of the population) and the share of Black population is especially smaller than most other major US cities (only 5% of the population). Due to San Francisco being the faggot capital of the US, it has the second largest percentage of Democratic voters in the US out of any other city, just behind Washington.

San Diego: San Diego is the southernmost major city in California, bordering the Mexican city of Tijuana. Despite the many flaws of California, San Diego is surprisingly a very good city to live in. It has the lowest crime rate out of any other city in the US, a consistent 67° F Mediterranean temperature throughout the year, the highest percentage of Aryans of any major city in the state, and it is the most chudpilled city in California (there are much more chuddier, doebeit smaller, cities in the state), voting Republican as recently as 2004. Because of all of this, this has attracted a bunch of millennials, making San Diego the city with the lowest median age in California. The city has a wide range of industries including tech, healthcare, military, and tourism. Because millennials are common in San Diego, it also holds the largest comic con event in the entire world. In addition, the Latinx population is lower compared to most other cities in California and especially other US border towns, with them making up just shy of 30% of the city’s population.

Sacramento: Sacramento is the capital of California, as well as the state’s northernmost major city. It is where Gayvin Jewscum lives and makes laws that turn California into a faggoty state. Like most state capitals in the US, Sacramento is very boring and offers little to no entertainment. The most interesting thing about Sacramento is the fact that it has some of the most highly rated restaurants in the US due to it being surrounded by farms. If you are not a farmer or chef in Sacramento, you are pretty much guaranteed to have an office job otherwise. The city also used to be chud pilled, voting Republican as recently as 1988. Because of this, the city heavily sticks out compared most other places in the Central Valley region of California, which tend to be a lot more conservative. There are also a fair amount of people in Sacramento who hate Gavin Nusome and his clitty probably leaks whenever he has to think about that.

San Jose: Despite the fact that San Jose and San Francisco are two separate cities, they are close to each other and share most of the same culture. The difference between San Francisco and San Jose is that San Jose is less fagotted, slightly less progressive, younger, richer, more chinky, and more techy.

Oakland: Like San Jose, Oakland is a separate city near San Francisco that mostly shares the same culture, being located on the Eastern side of the Bay. The difference between San Francisco and Oakland is that Oakland has significantly more niggers and braptinx, significantly less chinks, is way less techy, and it has way more crime. In fact, Oakland has some of the highest crime rates out of any city in California, especially when it comes to robbery and aggravated assault. Oakland keeps San Francisco's leftism, neighboring the nearby university town of Berkeley, which was a notable stronghold during the civil rights movement. The city used to have a fair amount of entertainment until recently when both their football and baseball team moved to Las Vegas because Oakland did not want to give them a new stadium. Oakland is now a crime-filled shithole city (even doe it has been like that since the mid-1960s) that is about as interesting as Sacramento, easily making it the worst city in the state.

The Divide between Socal and Norcal[edit | edit source]

It would be a divine understatement to say that NorCal is better than SoCal (evendoe San Francisco and Oakland are in NorCal). SoCal (short for Southern California if you happen to be a Retard) is the ultimate definition of Liberal niggerhell. The prices in SoCal are exorbitant and it's densely populated with Brapsicans, Niggers, and some of the most flamboyant Faggots you will ever meet.

Norcal[edit | edit source]

Norcal isn't NOT niggerhell, because all of this state is, however in comparison to Socal it is Aryanheaven. The prices here are usually a bit lower but it still depends on where.

Differences between the broader US[edit | edit source]

California is incredibly bland in comparison to all of the United States. A way you can spot a Californian out from a different American (maybe a New England inhabitant) is their vernacular, Californians tend to say:

  • You guys (in reference to everyone, not just Males)
  • Dude
  • Hella
  • Bro

Near nobody in the United States says this outside of California (except Dude and Bro, maybe). The Latinx in California also have a very distinctive way of speaking akin to niggerbabble, with words such as “foo”,“vato”,“ese”, and “holmes”.

Culture[edit | edit source]

California has varying inhabitants, from White Supremacists, ranchers, and white surfer/skateboarder people to meximutts, niggers, and other disgusting phenotypes..

Notable inhabitants[edit | edit source]

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