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[[File:The-jarty-village.mp4|thumb|Rare audio recording of the Jarty Village]] | [[File:The-jarty-village.mp4|thumb|Rare audio recording of the Jarty Village]] | ||
The Jarty Village (Sesotho: ''Tjartimotse'') is a village in the Mafeteng district of [[Lesotho]]. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the [[ESL FNF Pedo|Ef'N'Ef]] tribe. Notable people with ancestry from people in the village include [[ | The Jarty Village (Sesotho: ''Tjartimotse'') is a village in the Mafeteng district of [[Lesotho]]. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the [[ESL FNF Pedo|Ef'N'Ef]] tribe. Notable people with ancestry from people in the village include [[Skajyos]], [[Jake]], and [[Soyniqua]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
The village was discovered in 1265 by self proclaimed emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). | The village was discovered in 1265 by self proclaimed Soylu emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). During the Free State-Basotho war the village was a stronghold against the [[Coco|boer]] ytbois and the warriors from the village repelled attacks after attacks. When Basutoland became a crown colony of the British Empire a british explorer went to study the village. He accidentally saw one of the local men naked and discovered that Ef'N'Efs have the tiniest penises, even shorter than of asians. After that the village became pretty isolated. In 2000 the village was visited by the king of Lesotho himself Letsie III, during it he gave to the village the title "Gooncave of the decade". | ||
Revision as of 00:10, 23 October 2025
The Jarty Village (Sesotho: Tjartimotse) is a village in the Mafeteng district of Lesotho. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the Ef'N'Ef tribe. Notable people with ancestry from people in the village include Skajyos, Jake, and Soyniqua.
History
The village was discovered in 1265 by self proclaimed Soylu emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). During the Free State-Basotho war the village was a stronghold against the boer ytbois and the warriors from the village repelled attacks after attacks. When Basutoland became a crown colony of the British Empire a british explorer went to study the village. He accidentally saw one of the local men naked and discovered that Ef'N'Efs have the tiniest penises, even shorter than of asians. After that the village became pretty isolated. In 2000 the village was visited by the king of Lesotho himself Letsie III, during it he gave to the village the title "Gooncave of the decade".
