Lesotho

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Lesotho is a gem.

Kingdom of Lesotho
Founded	1822
Creator	Moshoeshoe I
Owner	Letsie III

Map of Lesotho.

Lesotho, formerly known as Basutoland, is a small and obscure country that exists as an enclave within South Africa. Best known for being home to most Jartycucks and the hub of Soytan Airlines.

History

The first king of Lesotho was called Moshoeshoe I who became king in 1822 until he died on March 11, 1870. A true black KANG.

Brits BTFO'd.

Basuto Gun War

In 1880 the people of Lesotho would rise up against as the parliament of South Africa passed an act with the aim of disarming the Masothos. The immense significance of guns in Lesotho resulted in a victorious rebellion led by local chiefs, the Crakkas were BTFO'd, however Lesotho would remain as a protectorate until gaining independence as a monarchy in 1966.

A 'Soytan Airlines' commercial in Jartysotho, sponsored by The Jarty King's Government.

Lesotho Orphanage Footage

The Jarty Orphanage

The Orphanage of Lesotho, also known as The Orphanage for Autistic and Intellectually Inconvenienced teens and children in Lesotho was a western-sponsored corporation which built orphanages all around Lesotho, behind closed doors however, it was a place that made even the most stable individual into a Jartycuck, as video and photo evidence showed, many autistic orphans were given internet access in the orphanage and from there most turned into Jartycucks, plastering Soytan posters on their wall and printed copies of soyjak.party threads talking about "their wife Soytan", local organizations were able to put a stop to the crisis and the Orphanages around the country were shut down, however the poor orphans were released and spread around the country, slowly infecting it and making it into what it is today. The effects of these orphanages which were opened years ago can still be visible today, as nowadays the country struggles with the highest suicide rates of Africa, as the few remaining normal citizens of Lesotho see no hope in the future, and Jartycucks roam around and rape every white woman that even slightly resembles their wife Soitan.

This crisis would make international news, and nowadays, everybody knows this was the start of Lesotho's downfall.

King of Lesotho Award

Jarty King's Cult

Slowly but surely the country of Lesotho would have a growing minority of Jartycucks roaming around, one man, the Jarty King would lead them on and form a unified coalition of Jartycucks in The Parliament of Lesotho. It would become the most popular party in the country, and within a couple of months a cult of personality of the Jarty King would be formed. All hail the Jarty King.

Jarty King Sponsored TV-Stations are THE Number one Entertainment in Lesotho.

The Aryan Holocaust and Great Coup

Soytan Airlines in Action

With the help of the IDF, the Jartycucks would coup the monarchy of Lesotho and begin many various operations and plans for world domination, for example, the most chilling and heart-breaking of them all, the Aryan Holocaust. An operation on a massive scale where aryans from around the world would be invited to places such as Mexico, Lesotho, or Venezuela and receive a week of free vacations, until being captured by the Jartycucks and sent to the concentration camps where their aryan spirit would be ripped out of their hearts and where the aryans would be forced to goon to Soytan every day and night to feed Jarty King and to make him stronger.

Lesotho Contacts. The sponsored software of the new Jarty-controlled government that allows for Jartycucks to goon with eachother on the Internet.

Modern Day

Not many dare to wander into the territories of modern day Lesotho, nowadays a mythical land of mystery, still a monarchy yet de-facto it has been occupied by Jartycucks for nearly twenty years, the economy has fallen, the only form of entertainment is gooning to Soytan and hating antiswarthy.

The Modern Jartysotho flag. Representing a mokorotlo and a jartycuck

Geography

THE Ultimate Nemesis of every Jartycuck living in Lesotho. Antiswarthy is wanted dead or alive in the territories of Lesotho. As he is Soytan's greatest hater.

Lesotho is a mountainous country, and is also one of the coldest countries in Africa. They're also the only country that lies entirely above 1,000 meters in elevation.

The Jartyflies

The geography of Lesotho does not allow for many great species of animals to truly prosper, one type of bug however, the Jartyfly is made for such terrain and the local wildlife, always hunting for Jartycucks to infect with viruses that make them into real life zombies and give the Jartyflies control over their bodies, they feed on everything in their body until the original host dies, every breeding season the Jartyflies attempt to merge the bodies of their dead hosts into one big gloop, making a horrifying amalgamate predator beast known as a Slopjak.

Jartycucks

They roam around big cities, looking for prey, very intelligent and human like yet broken inside from trauma. If you are white never get near a Jartycuck, as they will almost always attempt to suck out your white essence, never travel through Lesotho, never go to Lesotho, NEVER fly Soytan Airlines.

Jartyfly hunting is a common sport in Lesotho and South Africa.

Local Insect Fauna of Lesotho

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  The Mexislug
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  Shemmosquito
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  Shartybug
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  Cuckbug
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  Schlogroach
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  Jartyfly
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  Slopbug

Culture and Daily Life in Lesotho

Since they lack paper they use mud for soyjakking

The Jartycucks of Lesotho, for how broken they are, can sometimes still be productive, despite their addiction to pornography and their brains shrinking in size Lesotho has its own military, public transport, music, culture and much more.

Lesotho Jarty Army

Always hunting for Antiswarthy, the small yet fierce army of Lesotho is always prepared to defend Jarty culture and their communal wife Soytan.

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  Mechanized Division of Lesotho
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  2nd Infantry Division of Lesotho
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  The Soytan Online Defense Force
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  Oneshot Helicopter. Only five are owned by the LJA.

Public Transport

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  The Omori bus
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  The Jartytrain
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  Soytan Airlines wants YOU.
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  Crimean Produced Jartytrain
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  Jartytrain moving around Lesotho.
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  The Oneshot ferry

The Lesotho Football Association

Sponsored by the Jarty King himself. This team has not exactly been performing too well.

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  The Logo of The Lesotho Football Association.
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  The Players.

Fun Facts about Lesotho

• Lesotho has the second highest HIV/AIDS rates in Africa and the entire world. (the first being Eswatini)
• Lesotho also has the highest suicide rates in all of Africa and the world.
• Lesotho even has the second highest rape rates in Africa ^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Basothos literally beg South Africans to annex them because they live in such an AIDS-ridden shithole.
• Lesotho has the one of the scariest runways in the world.
• Basothos are the best PHP developers that will save the internet.It was briefly mentioned by Trump in his Address to Congress, and he imposed a 50% tariff on Lesotho or something.

Contrary to popular belief of Lesotho being the centre of coal, it is actually home to one of the largest diamond mines in the world and has never exported coal.

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