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I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

Soygoy is an autistic, British furry, sped, soyjak.blog user and possible future tranny with a laughable amount of unwarranted self importance. An individual so delusional and ego-centric that he thinks making a Counter Strike: Source server and having over having 10,000 posts on the bald man with glasses forum is worthy of respect and reverence from his fellow forum posters. During his time on the Schlog he was quite a noteworthy user known for his autistic meltdowns, constant slap fights with various users and long walls of text often lamenting about a variety of subjects including his asexuality, furry endeavours and basic SNCA. Although he has to be given at least some credit for his work on Schlog+, an addon for soyjak.blog.
Things he likes
- Anthropomorphic fetish art
- FPE
- Tea (lol british)
- His mother (maybe a little too much)
- Asexuals
- Autistic hyper fixations
- Cats
- Soyteen Liker
- Soyjak.Blog
Things he dislikes
- Hagon
- Fortuna
- kingdavey
- Imperator
- Froot
- Doll
- Goldy
- Terry Crews
- NT
- MarioMan7890
- Spas
- neurotypicals
- Soyjak.Blog
Ban drama
Soygoy was banned from the Schlog on October 28th 2024, the first ban was only temporary after he threw a temper tantum after the Schlog jannies kept removing his furry threads and started report spamming, he was so overcome with clitty leakage that he messaged Doll and told him he would take advantage of Schlog+ and spam the blog with bots, Doll wasn't in a big buddy mood and permanently 'nished the nuisance.
That should be the end of the story right, not exactly.
Soygoy was absolutely devastated by his ban and decided he was going to go down fighting. Since he was the creator behind the Schlog addon Schlog+ he had access to users who used it's IP's and was gonna do a little trolling, Froot, noticing this threat after taking a break from inhaling nitrous oxide decided to do a little trolling himself and posted Soygoy's IP, two of them, assuming that the second IP was a VPN or something.
After this happened people noticed that Froot accidentally leaked the wrong IP due to the fact that another user a week prior created a fake Soygoy gimmick account and Froot mistakenly thought that was the same person and posted the users IP.
The drama got large enough that kiwitroons on the Sharty thread talked about it (like one person but still). Soygoy being informed about this in /g/ decided he was going to clear his name on the tranny harassment site. Kiwitroons had no clue who he was and simply mocked him for his gay post.
Ban reaction
A lot of people observed this shit show and had a variety of reactions. Users of the Schlog didn't really care that he was banned, some people even thought "good riddance" as they were free from his odd behaviour and personality. Excluding one user however, Soyteen Liker, a repulsive brown pooner gooner freakshow who frequently, to the horror of forum posters, would talk about her porn addiction and horrific fetishes (she admitted before she sucked a niggers penis outside of a gas station because she wanted to see what it would be like). She was a Soygoy fangirl and would orbit and suck up to him constantly, even going so far as admitting to masturbating to his voice. Froot after being suffering a pretty big bruh moment decided that Soyteen Liker was a freak and banned her because he felt like it or something.


