Retard

Retards (quite obviously) are massive retards!These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

TRIGGER WARNING: Hateful chuds are behind this offensive page!Watch the alt right playbook and read the alt-right glossary to debunk these heckin' bigots.

duuuuurrrrr i am a retad hahahahaha

>they cant help it or something

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A depiction of the average retarded person. Notice the head's dented shaping.

Retards (also known as: mouthbreathers, shitskins, brainlets, and jartycucks) are people with profound mental disability. Retards are often thought of as babbling apes who fling their feces at walls and generally have no sense of self awareness or grasp on reality. Retards come in many forms. Although many retarded people aren't mentally capable of viewing the Sharty, you may occasionally come across what can be considered a retard, but not a intellectually disabled person. These specimens differ from actually mentally stunted people but are nearly as set back in nature. You can very commonly find these ""people"" on 4cuck, Reddit and Xitter. A common type of retarded person is a Gegbull, a person who is so detrimentally unaware of their image that their apeish rage is exploited for gegs.

Retards are primarily disliked amongst soyteens because they coal up the catty and make low effort posts and raids about SNCA.

Retards appear on the Sharty quite often, with most stuck in /qa/ and ~~some~~ unfortunately, a lot in /soy/. To be sure (You) have successfully found a retard on the Sharty, use the following peer-reviewed, A24, DSM-Ϫ, checklists to make sure they are 100% retarded.

How to spot a retarded person[edit | edit source]

Retards are usually very identifiable, typically because they look or act retarded. Although retards come in all shapes and sizes, retards usually do the same things, no matter the gravity of their intellectual stunting.

Compiled below is a list of peer reviewed things a retard does so the average 'teen can spot one.

Replying to the most obvious niggerbait
Posting coal, brimstone, or anything below that raisin
Samefagging
Typing like, or being an ESL
Gooning
SNCA raiding and doxing literal whos
Self-Inserting

Where retards dwell[edit | edit source]

Because retards are noted to come in various different forms, they (depending on their classification) dwell in different places. Autistic retards typically can be spotted in:

/qa/
/tv/ (4chan)
and anywhere where specific niche interests are discussed, whereas a poltard is typically seen as loyal to their specific political shitstorm, usually being /pol/ on 4chan or /pol/ on the sharty. Trannies can be considered retards too, but they inhabit pretty much everywhere whether covertly or not.

Types of retards[edit | edit source]

Keyed retards[edit | edit source]

Main article: Keyed retard

Keyed retards^🗝️ are retards so goddamned retarded they paradoxically flip back around and are considered keyed as fuck. They are very rare and soyentists are yet to find the true nature and cause of Keyed Retardation. It is a phenomena most notably noticed in Dutchcaca and George Bush, former United States president.

Real retards[edit | edit source]

Real retards are people in real life that are functionally retarded. These people should not be interacted with as they can tend to be hostile in cases, and baiting real retards is low-hanging fruit, and niggerlicious behavior.

Bad retards[edit | edit source]

Bad retards are retards that can be considered either:

A. Bad because they are retarded

or,

B. Retarded because they are bad

These retards typically become retarded from dulling their mind browsing splinters, coaling, or (formerly^🗝️) dwelling /nate/. In worse and more severe cases, these retards arise from gooning hyperexcessively.

List of notably retarded people[edit | edit source]

You, but that's okay.
Trannies, because "gender dysphoria" is another word for being retarded
Keyed retards, including George Bush and Dutchcaca
Pedophiles, self explanatory
Darius, ev&doe he's aryan as fuqq
Noah Martin, fat 'tist that really likes white castle
Everyone I don't like
And of course, retards themselves.

Treatment[edit | edit source]

Typically, once a retard, always a retard. However, soyentists have figured out that certain traits can inhibit normal brain function, making someone effectively and by-definition, a retard. These include, but are not limited to:

Gooning
Consuming too much Goyslop and/or Troonslop within a short period of time, or in intervals if applicable
Being exposed to detrimental forms of content

Gooners can tend to be the hardest to treat if late stage, which is where a 12-gauge comes into play.

Goyim are typically a lot easier to treat, but it's case-by-case.

The conspiracy behind retarded people[edit | edit source]

This theory has been debunked as alt-right and has NO scientific grounding. You will not take retarded people and "free" them into the wild.

The theory behind retarded people states that retards carry profound abilities to become aryan hunter-gatherers capable of living entirely in the wild and eating raw meats. This is because their development was so ass-backwards they ended up naturally having a much stronger immune system than their brain, as noted by their lack of intellect and odd patterns and behaviors of thought observed in certain types of retards.