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|style="padding:0.5em"|[[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] <span style="font-size:2em">{{Coloroutlinetext|white|#8B8000|'''Page approved by <choose uncached><option>Roskomnadzor</option><option>FSB</option><option>Stalin</option><option>Putin</option></choose>, <choose uncached><option>comrade</option><option>tovarisch</option></choose>!'''}}</span> [[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]]
|style="padding:0.5em"|[[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]] <span style="font-size:2em">{{Coloroutlinetext|white|#8B8000|'''Page approved by <choose uncached><option>Roskomnadzor</option><option>FSB</option><option>Stalin</option><option>Putin</option></choose>, <choose uncached><option>comrade</option><option>tovarisch</option></choose>!'''}}</span> [[File:11368 - SoyBooru.png|25x25px|link=Big Z]]
<span style="color:#FFD700; text-shadow:3px 0px 60px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606">'''<choose uncached><option>Drink every vodka</option><option>Block every website</option><option>Scam every {{color|FFF|amerimutt}} grandpa</option></choose> {{color|FFF|you}} see. <choose uncached><option>Hack all the US elections</option><option>Drone-strike every Ukrainian soldier</option><option>Ransomware every company</option><option>Invade every country</option></choose> while <choose uncached><option>slav squatting</option><option>riding a bear</option><option>riding an AK-47 jetpack</option><option>stealing Ukrainian {{color|FFF|Skibidi Toilet|toilets}}</option><option>playing a balalaika</option></choose> to <choose uncached><option>achieve [[Communism]]</option><option>make Cheburnet real</option><option>make the MAX messenger white</option></choose>.'''
<span style="color:#FFD700; text-shadow:3px 0px 60px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606, 0px 0px 7px #bd0606">'''<choose uncached><option>Drink every vodka</option><option>Block every website</option><option>Scam every {{color|FFF|amerimutt}} grandpa</option></choose> {{color|FFF|you}} see. <choose uncached><option>Hack all the US elections</option><option>Drone-strike every Ukrainian soldier</option><option>Ransomware every company</option><option>Invade every country</option></choose> while <choose uncached><option>slav squatting</option><option>riding a bear</option><option>riding an AK-47 jetpack</option><option>stealing Ukrainian {{color|FFF|Skibidi Toilet|toilets}}</option><option>playing a balalaika</option></choose> to <choose uncached><option>achieve {{color|FFF|Communism}}</option><option>make Cheburnet real</option><option>make the MAX messenger white</option></choose>.'''
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Block every website you see. Drone-strike every Ukrainian soldier while slav squatting to achieve Communism.