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Communism

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Communists are left-wing trannys!
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(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders

soyjak.party was frequently raided by CIA agents who larped as communists. They usually spammed child porn, gore, and niggerdicks. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the average spammer was either a tranny, nigger, the CIA, or Kuz himself. Each of these parties weree notorious for their connections to communism, pedophilia, and transgenderism. Therefore, these fag spammers were often referred to as "commiepedotroons".

The basic idea of communism is complicated because if you try to debate communists, they will say, "We don't believe in this form of communism" or, "that's the extreme version" or something along those lines. However, the basic idea that commiepedotroons argue is that capitalism is evil because the richest members of society have too much power. Their solution to this power imbalance is to transfer the power that the richest 1% have into the government instead.

You may say, "Well, isn't that just transferring the corruption to the government? Now you just have a corrupt government rather than a corrupt bourgeoisie", but they're too stupid to understand that. Communists want all forms of production, including all of the factories that make stuff you need to live on, farms that sustain the food supply, and anything that produces shit to be owned by the government (because having EVERYTHING that produces the stuff you need to live under one entity's ownership will not create any corruption whatsoever I promise).

Some extremist commiepedotroons even want people to give up all private property and abolish the concept of private land ownership, giving all that land to the government instead for the sake of "equality".

The only good thing about commies is the weapons and vehicles they make, from AKs and Mosins to Ladas and T-34s.

Karl Marx[edit | edit source]

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Karl Marx is (((Jewish))).

(5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) Arguably one of the worst Jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers. He once was a no-life fag and a self-loathing Jew. He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, Moses Hess, who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das Capital and The German Ideology.

Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would be rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit).

The Irony[edit | edit source]

On June 19th 1843, Karl Marx married Johanna Bertha Julie Jenny Edle von Westphalen (12 February 1814 – 2 December 1881), or Jenny von Westphalen. Make of that what you will.

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The Soviet Union[edit | edit source]

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The Soviet Union, also known as the doebeit onion,[1] was the first communigger country formed from Russia after WWI by Vladimir Lenin, killing the tsar and making himself dictator. Under him the country became Niggerhell, Faggotry was legalized, Famines were common, and Church was banned. He died like a bitch in his 50's and went to hell leaving Stalin in charge. After WWII the USSR would have a shitflinging war with the US and would mess with countries and have skirmishes from time to time which still affects the world to this day. In 1991 the country would collapse cause Communism is retarded and would later turn back into Russia.

Joseph Stalin's brutal dictatorship[edit | edit source]

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During the early 1900s, Joseph Stalin, who had acquired a great deal of power in the USSR, claimed that he had uncovered a "dangerous conspiracy of anti-Stalinist Communists". As such, he began a pattern of totalitarian actions, killing and imprisoning anyone he believed was a "dissenter". These included people who opposed communism, especially government officials and army officers. He had over 30,000 members of the Red Army executed. Stalin eventually moved on from killing people in office to peasants, ethnic minorities, artists, scientists, intellectuals, writers, foreigners, and ordinary citizens. He even killed Trotskyists (who were essentially more retarded communists), including Trotsky himself.🗝️ Carl also made it so that families could be liable for the crimes of a husband or father, meaning that children as young as 12 could be executed.(HOLY SHIT) In total there was at minimum of 3 million innocents killed by the hands of one of history's most brutal soylent-loving schizo dictators.[2]

Knowing all of that, you may think that Stalin was some sort of evil genius. However, he was just stupid. When Stalin saw that Russia's crops were not doing so well, the USSR enlisted the help of Soviet biologist Trofim Lysenko, a scientist who was against the theory of genetics and believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. Much like with any of Stalin's actions, anyone who opposed this biologist's retarded plan would be imprisoned. Over 3,000 biologists who opposed the idea that plants could follow socialist organizational principles were imprisoned. This and many more of Stalin's decisions led to the Russian famine of 1921–1922,[3] which was so bad that over FIVE MILLION people died, with families resorting to CANNIBALISM.

Despite all of these god-awful things Stalin did, Stalin sympathizers and breadtubers will overlook all of this and pretend that Stalin was one of the best leaders out there and treat him as an icon. Most of these people have never lived under communism or experienced the its horrors. Over time, Joseph Stalin has went from an awful dictator to a "hero" who warned us about heccing capitalism. Tankies mostly tend to talk about how he fought Hitler (ev&doe Stalin hated Jews and killed Trotsky, who was a Jew plus considered himself communist hitler before he betrayed him).

Communism today[edit | edit source]

Today's communism socialismCHUD! is perpetuated by leftists in general, neo-Marxists, and various other factions. These people believe they should be paid $100k yearly for doing nothing in their lives besides using social media and gooning to hentai. Also, many male leftists unironically believe that they are women.

Also recently leftists soyboys are using weapons (doctoooosss) to kill every literal who that threats xheyr BASED lifestyle. The irony is that typically left faggots are against firearms but I guess only when xhey want just like gooning to 'p.

There is a "famous" twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays, the only westerners who unironically believe in communism are lazy faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to the gulags back in the USSR. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating on Shitter and playing video games.

A lot of them will claim that "capitalism is in decay", which makes sense if you look at the state of the modern world, but the thing is, they have been saying that for the past hundred years.

What to do if you see a modern communist/ how to debate them[edit | edit source]

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  • Remind them that there has never been a single successful communist country.
    "But Stalin was not that bad of a gu-ACKKKK" average Quora user
    Ask them to name a single country that is not capitalist or socialist that is better than the country they are currently living under. If they answer "China" (which they will because they are retarded) remind them to take their meds and that China has a capitalist economy and engages in imperialism. What about North Korea? (Dictatorship where families get paid to go to town squares to look like they are having fun and hanging out whenever tourists or ambassadors come (my grandpa was a journalist in the 70s who was hired to write some stupid book or article or something and he told me how they would literally come and leave in buses), which is why there is such a strict curfew for anybody visiting.)
  • Remind them that Joseph Stalin killed more people than Hitler and was the most unsuccessful leader in the history of the world. Also remind them that people back then were trying to leave the USSR through Germany after seeing the westernized German side.
  • Nicolaeu Ceausceascu or however you spell xis name
  • Remind them that while corporations do in fact employ tactics to keep people poor and unemployed, it is rather because of much different reasons than the ones commiepedotroons regurgitate from their Jewish parasites. Commies specifically cannot get jobs, because communist ideology discourages personal responsibility and encourages collective responsibility based on class instead - they're envious all in all.
  • Remind them that replacing an entire government to be communist will never happen in their or the next 100 lifetimes and is an unachievable goal.
  • Ask them why capitalism has survived longer than communism and what should replace capitalism.
  • Ask them to provide evidence of communism working.
  • Remind them that people resorted to cannibalizing due to how bad famine was and at one point someone tried to make plants grow in snow which resulted in a lot more deaths because of starvation. (Stalin personally approved this, so you can blame Stalin for this)
  • Remind them that an economic system without currency cannot function efficiently.
  • Tell them that governments are inefficient.
  • Tell them that communism will decay into Juche or Stalinism ("libertarian socialism" can't exist because you need a strong state with a police force to prevent the socialism in question from being overthrown by chuddies with guns, among other reasons that it doesn't work)
  • Ask them how communism will reduce government corruption. (it won't)
  • Remind them that they will never be real women.
  • Remind them that Stalin would have lined them up against walls and shot them for being massive faggots.
  • Kuz
  • Remind them that the west is so cool that when Metallica went to perform in Moscow after the USSR fell, more than 1.5 gorillion people attended.
  • Refute the Labor Theory of Value: The amount of penises that touch a product does not affect its value, the subjective desire for the product and the supply available determine the value of any given good (Supply and Demand). Compounded onto this, people have subjective values for things depending on the level of want/need for the product. Someone who does not own a computer would value a mouse at nothing, since they don't want it. If they have a computer and don't have a mouse they will value a mouse at a cost reasonably to the supply of money available to them and the supply of mouses, if more people are chasing less goods, then people are willing to pay more (to an extent, it doesn't usually exceed the supply of money the consumer has). The notion that owners are stealing from the workers and that value comes from the amount of labor that went into a product is pure copium used to justify a selfish ideology that is practically slavery to benefit the entity in charge.
  • Refute "Late Stage Capitalism": Marx considered his own time to be "Late Stage", and while we are far from perfect the capitalist model has proven itself to be a free and good system that allows for the consensual exchange of goods and services between people in some way, shape or form since the advent of agriculture.
  • Refute the belief that the economy is zero sum: Value is subjective, with some hand tools and wood a skilled woodworker can make furniture that people would value higher than the raw wood itself, increasing the total value of the world that exists, compounded with the fact that the Earth is being bathed in free energy from the sun, making the Earth an open system and allowing life to even exist in the first place on the planet. This sunlight allows for unlimited energy from renewable sources of energy and renewable food production from agriculture that allows the value of everything on the earth to increase and allow everyone to win in a capitalistic system, especially when compared to the system practiced not too long ago that was zero sum in which gold was the primary store of value and a limited supply of gold meant limited wealth, but even in this system the value of gold was subjective and goods and services were also seen as having value in some way in comparison with gold.

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