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'''Vapes''', also known as '''stigs''' or '''cockwhistles''', are sticks you suck from to blow smoke [[Amerimutt|or whatever]]. A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them: selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates, which is both a proper job and a non-ZOGed way to make a living. Vaping is a favourite pastime of both [[Gigachad]] and the soyjak [[Daedaluson]].
'''Vapes''', also known as '''stigs''' or '''cockwhistles''', are like electronic dildos for your mouth that give you cancer, and you look lame as fuck while doing it. You suck on it, even. Literal faggotry just to get cancer.
 
The lamestream media like to proclaim that vapes contain harmful radioactive material or whatever, but it's clear they just want you to stop fighting [[Jews|the system]] and drink the corn syrup. If you actually wanna buy vapes, go on Snap. Despite all the efforts the Jewish deep state has made to end the practice of vaping (most likely due to it revealing ancient Q prophecies within some users), it's rather easy to obtain them, as sellers are often found on Snap, albeit a lot of these are shilled and often scams. Alternatively, you could just import your own from [[China]] or make your own vape.
 
== Vape mods ==
Vape mods are basically vapes, but gemmed up due to their customisability. These vapes are typically used in vape-offs, and WILL win you every single competition in the [[FPE|school]] bathrooms.


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Revision as of 09:37, 20 January 2026

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Vapes, also known as stigs or cockwhistles, are like electronic dildos for your mouth that give you cancer, and you look lame as fuck while doing it. You suck on it, even. Literal faggotry just to get cancer.

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