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User talk:MarketPliers

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This user is against gems, and would like you to STOP. BURYING. MY. COAL.
Advertised a splinter
^not intentionally but yeah, sadly I did bring more attention to it by moving it to the top of the page.

~ Anonymous SAGE! // talk // stalk // 21:42, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

Barnstar for you[edit source]

The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
For constantly updating Operation No Nut November page just as new information comes in Fenriris 🐺 03:42, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

Title[edit source]

Fenriris giving a barnstar for a furfag while also saying he isn't a one. Literally got no one award. --Türk (talk) 22:01, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

sybau furGODS VVQN KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ — MarketPliers (talk) 02:25, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

Warning[edit source]

Stop edit warring on SNCA:Vapes. North (talk) 09:55, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

>averi reaction image[edit source]

I hope you die North (talk) 16:35, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

jajajajajaja keep leaking on me 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:37, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Oh F**eycux! North (talk) 16:37, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
>it's been 4 minutes and you still haven't denied it North (talk) 16:41, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Marge 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:43, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Don't act stupid. North (talk) 16:46, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
What are you even talking about geg 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:49, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
North (talk) 16:52, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
i agree with the furfag here wtf is north talking about (talk)
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET MY LE HECKIN SUPER SECRET OBSCURE HIDDEN GEM LOST MEDIA REFERENCE THATS COMPLETELY UNDOCUMENTED ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!???!?!!!✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:57, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Averi posters are 'corders North (talk) 17:00, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
ev&oe averi is a flufferald that saved the sharty - Goopz 16:54, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
gemerald above me 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:57, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
>ev&oe 'cado is a gem that made marketplier's tbp hard
I don't have a peenor but thanks 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 17:12, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

I win everything[edit source]

I win everything I win I win give me my award — Preceding unsigned comment added by Will (talkcontribs)

leaking all over the 'ki award

✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 16:40, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

^i leaked once I will never leak again — Preceding unsigned comment added by Will (talkcontribs)

stop Will (talk)

why do you keep undoing the factnvke[edit source]

you did that Will (talk)

I like to keep my userpage neat and tidy. You can post it here if it makes you feel any better :3 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 17:41, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Geg, furfag cover up. Also sign your posts using 4 tildes instead of 3. North (talk) 17:41, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
nigga you know I'm 16 why did you post that furfag chud porn on my page. I'm desensitized to shit like that and nobaldi really cares but it's weird you thought that was a good idea. you could've just posted 'slot or something gemmy Will (talk)
wordswordswords 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 18:27, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

biggest nigger from the entire wiki that will leave stink marks in every single page he edits and should probably just kill himself for being the blackest and swarthiest bonobo of the wiki and can be considered even darker than jimbo and soyteenliker --Silohpso (talk) 20:57, 27 January 2026 (UTC)[edit source]

keep crying on furARYAN's shoulder's
AND KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 21:03, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

bet you're a fooeynigger, you'll eventually be exposed for being a disgusting zoophile --Silohpso (talk) 21:11, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
Who is this fooey person you're so obsessed with? Also please keep falling for the bait its very entertaining. 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 21:13, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
It's so obvious you're trying to act dumb. If you've been on this site for a while you'd know the splinter naming convention. Even so, the word "fooey" doesn't sound like a name, does it? And if you know what the averi fox is you probably know what the fooey is. Please just get off this site --North (talk) 21:19, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
>YOU DON'T KNOW [insert name of DNB splinter with 20 total posters]!?!??!?!?!? THATS SO LE HECKIN UNEDUCATED STUPID NUSOI JSID KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
I just furpost on /qa/ it's not that deep North 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 21:23, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
You want to know who else furposts on /qa/? The fooey. North (talk) 21:26, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
brochacho thinks xe's a baiter :skull:--Silohpso (talk) 21:16, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
geg, you aren't Warrior-Z North (talk) 21:06, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
warrior-Z is brown doe this nigger is darker than coal --Silohpso (talk) 21:11, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
obsessed wit mi userpage o algx 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 21:08, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

nobody likes you, you disgusting pedofaggot. you posted furry porn on my userpage and you know I'm a minor. kill yourself. Will (talk)

wordswordswords keep leaking about my furGEMs 〜 ✨ MarketPliers ✨ ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (leak here) 21:24, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
did you just EPI a minor?--Silohpso (talk) 21:06, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

>come little children look at my furry gemmies o algo Will (talk)

Ay, caramba, amigo, why you obsessed so hard about my ki' gringos', o algo?[edit source]

Ay, caramba, being all loco over those 'ki gringos, no es muy germánico ni ario, o algo. ¡Órale!~Chud5371 (talk) 11:02, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

dey all obsesed wit mi o algx, dey si all mi brimston and dey leakin 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 12:35, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

nigger[edit source]

Krita isn't aryan North (talk) 14:14, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

>Krita isn't aryan
MarketPliers (leak here) 14:18, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Meds, the hunky twink wouldn't say this, he would say "stop being transphobic" or something North (talk) 14:20, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Kill yourself stupid furnigger faggot tranny I hate all of you kill yourself die[edit source]

Kill yourself stupid furnigger tranny I hate all of you die die die stupid furfaggot kill yourself stupid furnigger I hate furniggers kill yourself die stupid furtranny troon tranny die you will burn kill yourself

Rabbit (talk) 14:21, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Averi won doe 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:22, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Averi is a meme forced by 'corders North (talk) 14:23, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
Die kill yourself stupid fur nigger faggot I'm going to fucking kill you disgusting furnigger stupid furfaggot tranny kill yourself die I hate furniggers kill yourself faggot nigger nigger faggot retarded retarded nusoi nigger faggot
Rabbit (talk) 14:25, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Don't care, she's always gonna be the racist flufferald that saved the sharty. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:27, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
This is exactly what the fooeycucks used to say on /qa/ North (talk) 16:33, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
I hate you stupid furnigger cuck kill yourself Stupid furfaggot die die die
Rabbit (talk) 14:40, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Marge?[edit source]

How has xhis progressive furnigger not been 'nished yet? Astral Niggerchin 23:80, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

it's just bait apparently North (talk) 23:57, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
idk the bait is tolerated apparently,[the furry part is not bait doey] I honestly expected to get 'nished when I first started geg 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 07:16, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Why are you on here if you're a furfag North (talk) 07:35, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Because it makes people like you leak Because being chuddy in furfag spaces will get me doxed and I want to rid the furry community of as many pedophiles as possible. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 07:40, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Being furfaggy in chuddy spaces will more likely get you doxed even more. North (talk) 21:17, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
factnvke 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:23, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Favorite variant[edit source]

Hi MarketPliers, what is your favorite Soyjak variant? Thanks in advance Turrican (talk) 21:30, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Impish Soyak Ears, issa gem 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:34, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
ts nigga knows ball fr fr no cap IxGegxU (talk) 21:39, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Good pick! Han är en svenska vinna! Turrican (talk) 22:06, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Han kommer alltid att vara en juvel 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:28, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Det här, så mycket det här. Turrican (talk) 22:32, 8 February 2026 (UTC)