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Barnstars[edit source]

The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
For constantly updating Operation No Nut November page just as new information comes in Fenriris 🐺 03:42, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar
You may be a furfag, but you have the heart of a normal person. — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud5146 (talkcontribs)
Thank you :3 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 02:43, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
The LGBT Barnstar
hello furfag LinuxC700KEKGEG (talk) 16:49, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
The LGBT Barnstar
For baiting everyphono and everybeidore on der 'ru. Shadilay (talk) 23:18, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
The Nigga Kuz Barnstar
For approving my edit. ~Chud1639 (talk) 18:11, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
The Good Goy Barnstar
For making page info headers not look like eyesores like I wanted someone to do for a long time. Limeade (talk) 14:25, 24 March 2026 (UTC)
Thanks, Limeade 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:28, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

congrats[edit source]

congrats on the promotion North (talk) 19:28, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Thank you, North-chan! ✨ 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:30, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
You're welcome North (talk) 19:31, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Congratulations on eating hot pockets Turrican (talquite intek) 19:32, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:33, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
Varsågooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Turrican (talk) 19:34, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

congrats on the promotion m'nigga iwaju 19:50, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Thank you nigga 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:51, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Double Congrats[edit source]

MarketPliers, how does it feel? Turrican (talk) 14:02, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Feels nice to do my service for the community o algo 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:04, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Didn't even notice you meant the article on me geg, yeah that's pretty neat! 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:07, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Geg, nice! Wish I had my own 'ki article. Maybe some day Fenriris 🐺 01:49, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

>MarketPliers moved page BSD to SNCA:BSD over redirect: No relation to soyjakking or the sharty[edit source]

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Impishly (talkcontribs)

It doesn't have a relation to those things though? Like even tangentially? The whole article content is SNCA too. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:07, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
This just isn't true. However, I appreciate your input. BSD is inherently related to soyjakking due to it having many striking similarities to the Party herself, just read the article again. As for the articles "snca", that's simply just a lie. It provides interesting and useful information which will surely benefit someone. It's also been known for a while that soyjak.st is being hosted on servers running on a BSD variant too, so keep that in mind. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Impishly (talkcontribs)
It's not that deep, geg. North (talk) 19:20, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
>having many striking similarities to the Party herself
What similarities? I reread the article and I still do not know what you mean.
>As for the articles "snca", that's simply just a lie
SNCA is the catch-all term for pages unrelated to soyjakking, apologies I was being unclear. See: Soyjak Wiki:SNCA
>It's also been known for a while that soyjak.st is being hosted on servers running on a BSD variant too, so keep that in mind.
Snopes?
Also please sign your messages using ~~~~, thanks. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:24, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

plier[edit source]

pliers



老鼠 🐁

Becarerul user:thub is gonna eape u

User:Thub is coming and it's coming 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 01:50, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Usage information for templates[edit source]

I like how you updated the Soyjak Wiki:Template pages with usage information next to them, it looks good. If you want, you can go and update the template documentation for them. When I originally did them, I skipped some of the font templates and the ones without parameters cause I got too lazy to bother with those. Some of them do have a couple of mistakes as well. Good luck if you are a trooper and do those, ill reward you with another barn star :) Fenriris 🐺 22:21, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, I used some regex magic to speed up the process. I'll get around to updating all of them in the near future, considering looking into if I can somehow sync the Documentation pages with the templates page. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:25, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
That would be epic. Fenriris 🐺 22:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

eye are sea[edit source]

North (talk) 23:11, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

ChristianChud[edit source]

thank you for not beheading my newborn child.

I mean it.

though the main goal was to smuggle weapons of war into a guide-like article hidden inside der 'ki (I was gonna put the link to it at the very last line of the main Christianity (positive perspective) article) to support Christians who would need them (for why see: justification section in my said article)(the latter SNCA part was just me sperging out (don't mind it)), since I don't know how else to put out in public such a thing in a manner that would allow Christians to see it

I was planning to embed such a file in the Christianity (pp) article with the desired 'jaks inside, instead, so the approvers won't have to approve my 10000 uplaods. I was wondering if that would be ok. i will also check out the manual of style

but if there are some other ways I could share my 'jaks in a permanent place, please let me know. thanks

~Chud4301 (talk) 13:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

Hello, since links to userspace pages aren't allowed in articles the page would have to be rewritten to comply the manual of style, then I can make it into an official article with a name of your choosing. Otherwise it'll have to stay as part of that userpage Cobble made, and you'll just have to link to that page outside of the 'ki or wherever you plan to use the page.
Once you've made an account you can upload as many images as you'd like though they would take a while to go through and approve, consider making enough edits to become auto-approved. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:04, 10 March 2026 (UTC)

inb4 Odishan leaks xis muslim clitty all over this page[edit source]

geg ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 21:28, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

infinite gegeralds incoming 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:30, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
tsmt North (talk) 21:31, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

1 thrembillion edits award[edit source]

1 thrembillion edits award

you're gonna overtake cobblestone SQQN... -- Neptune 04:29, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

cooby coob cheats doe she has access to mass editing pages, but SQQN I'll surpass her anyways o algo 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:27, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
She fucking gatekeeps the API because xe's an SLF and doesn't want people to use AutoWikiBrowser to surpass her ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 23:45, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
tsmt 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 09:32, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
congratulations on 3k Enteryourusername (talk) 23:47, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
Thanks 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 09:32, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
Congrats, MarketPliers! North (talk) 09:35, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

hi[edit source]

hello Gzard (talk) 10:23, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

haaaaaaaaai :3 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 10:26, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
what do you think about future that would allow users to download an entire gallery? I don't know html/css well but i think that this is possible Gzard (talk) 13:22, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone's already made that North (talk) 13:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

hey — Preceding unsigned comment added by LinuxC700KEKGEG (talkcontribs)

hai :3 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:54, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

have you heard that ███████ is about to ████ ███ and ████████████ somebody by the name of ████████████ which ███████ ██ █████ ███? I think that ███ ██████ ██ ███ ████ ████████████ ████ ██ ████ Shadilay (talk) 18:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

yea 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:00, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

subject[edit source]

>OH MY H*CKIN SCIENCE PRAISE EVOLUTION I-IS THAT ANOTHER WIKI NAMEFAG JANNY TROONING OUT ON XIR USERPAGE ANNOUNCING XIR IS A PROUD BLACK WOMAN!!?!! SWEET HECKIN FAUCIARINOS THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND ALERTED ME OF THE NEWS THAT COBBLESTONE WAS A PROUD LATINX TRAD BLXCK JXWISH WOMXN SWEET MITHER OF DARWIN THIS CANT BE REAL I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAD YESTERDAY I LITERALLY CEASEF ALL NEW YEARS CELEBRATIONS ON THAT DAY OHHHHHHHHHH IM SOYING OUT IM SOYING OUTTTTTT TYRONE GET THE SOYLENT NOW Enteryourusername (talk) 19:11, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

OH MY H*CKIN SCIENCE PRAISE EVOLUTION I-IS THAT ANOTHER WIKI NAMEFAG JANNY TROONING OUT ON XIR USERPAGE ANNOUNCING XIR IS A PROUD BLACK WOMAN!!?!! SWEET HECKIN FAUCIARINOS THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND ALERTED ME OF THE NEWS THAT COBBLESTONE WAS A PROUD LATINX TRAD BLXCK JXWISH WOMXN SWEET MITHER OF DARWIN THIS CANT BE REAL I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAD YESTERDAY I LITERALLY CEASEF ALL NEW YEARS CELEBRATIONS ON THAT DAY OHHHHHHHHHH IM SOYING OUT IM SOYING OUTTTTTT TYRONE GET THE SOYLENT NOW

Shadilay (talk) 19:15, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

meds I've always been a real wompa 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:16, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
proofs or GTFO ~Chud8098 (talk) 09:28, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
>proofs or GTFO
MarketPliers (leak here) 09:32, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
women☕RAIG (User,talk) 12:09, 18 March 2026 (UTC)

jartycuck[edit source]

delete File:178413 - SoyBooru.gif and shut it down NOW. Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:40, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

Not MarketPliers but I've deleted it. North (talk) 22:43, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

brap[edit source]

Posted xer furry femgoy commissions on der der ki AWARD also hello Dermatologist (talk) 17:04, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

They can't silence me, obsessed booru jannies 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:28, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
You do you pal Dermatologist (talk) 17:49, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Don't yuck someone else's yum 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:54, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

again...[edit source]

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15569831.html#15570802 nusois discover 'ki jannies (emotional) Mushroot (talk) 17:17, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Geg it's always so funny 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:28, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
oh also they're trying to 'ox you now https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15570433.htmlMushroot (seethe here or something) 18:35, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
I'm aware. They won't succeed. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:39, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
KEEEEK TRVTHVNKE nusois cant order a 'za anyways (also both of those threads were derailed and samefagged to oblivion) 〜 Mushroot (seethe here or something) 18:42, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
'Chiving your own dox thread -- Neptune 17:46, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
Issa gegerald doe 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:54, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
now they are trying to vandalise this very talk page 〜 Mushroot (seethe here or something) 18:57, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
fef, so much fef 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:59, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

ITT: WE 'OX, 'APE, 'ILL MARKERPLIER FOH MAKING MAH CLITTY LEAK - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 18:05, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

>ev&oe i cannaht 'ahx because of da 'COOOOOORDDDMushroot (seethe here or something) 19:08, March 19 2026 (UTC)
OKAH 'TEENS! I FOUND XER ACCOUNT ON DAH 'CORD XITTER AND YOURTUBE AND XER SNCA FITNESS ACCOUNT IN DATABREACHES! AND NOW I AM GOING TO FIND XER ADDY!
OKAYY I FOUND ALL OF XER 'OXES
>addy: In sweden next to the swede's home OKAY???
>Full pooner name: Market Plier
>Birthname: Machety DNB Pooplier
>phono: 12345678910
>mail: poopnfurdying@cock.li
>parents: xhe have none because she just does OKAY>???

>promoting the 'ki in the 'ru and failing miserably[edit source]

Shadilay (talk) 00:24, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

nusoi... it's bait North (talk) 00:29, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
Still gigaquoting bait nontheless Shadilay (talk) 00:46, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
Baiterald that got 1 thrembillion reppies 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:55, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

Can you add me to the quote thing in your userpage[edit source]

please Perpetualchange (talk) 02:31, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

ok 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:24, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

hi[edit source]

hey marketpliers do you like this image — Preceding unsigned comment added by Fart (talkcontribs)

>hey marketpliers do you like this ima–BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
MarketPliers (leak here) 21:24, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

thanks[edit source]

Thanks for correcting the Gigachad template i put on the Sao Tomé and Principe page,i got an ESL moment. — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud5948 (talkcontribs)

It's okay, we all get those from time to time 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:39, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

accurate 'toss or no?[edit source]

>Eu não sou fã da Averi, piá. Eu não sou fã de furries, piá, esses furries são uns criminosos.

Shadilay (talk) 15:04, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

certified accurate 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 15:11, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

hey[edit source]

why did you ban aryanne? Limeade (talk) 22:07, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

For promoting animal abuse / bestiality, this should be a rule on this wiki as well. See Soyjak_Wiki_talk:Rules#Add Rule 6 from the shartyMarketPliers (leak here) 22:10, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
consider it furry porn, which we dont ban for Limeade (talk) 22:11, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
Understood 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:13, 23 March 2026 (UTC)
it's based and limeadepilled Fart (talk) 05:30, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

Request[edit source]

Could you add back the “time to duel” gif to the controversial template, I want it back there but I’m not going to do it myself for reasons you already know about. Vantared | SNCA page 00:26, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

It's already on there what are you on about? 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:28, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Oh, I can’t see it for some reason, do you know why? Vantared | SNCA page 00:29, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
{{Soybox}} default styling hides the second image on screens smaller than 400px wide. What device and browser are you on? 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:31, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Damn, I’m on mobile. Also, why’d you redesign so many templates? Just asking. Vantared | SNCA page 00:40, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Part of an upgrade to modern CSS practices and an easier template system. The current designs are just starting points that can be altered later to make them more SOVLFUL. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:46, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
Never mind, I can see it on landscape mode Vantared | SNCA page 00:41, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
ok 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:46, 25 March 2026 (UTC)