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The [https://www.docdroid.net/MfW3sAr/parasite-pill-version-20-pdf '''Parasite Pill'''] is an [[A24|A24, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, rib-tickling, cheap jumpscare-free, slow burn, <s>truth</s> cope enigma]] proposed by schizophrenic [[x/ (4chan)|/x/]] and [[pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] users claiming that there are parasitic organisms inside of your body (primarily intestines) are the cause of all of your [[Covid-19|ills]], [[Gooning|addic]][[Niggerweed|tions]], [[Faggots|sexual]] [[Trannies|debau]][[Pedophilia|chery]], [[Schizophrenia|mental]] [[Autism|illnesses]], and you being a lazy fat slob who can't do niggeraisin in life.
The [https://www.docdroid.net/MfW3sAr/parasite-pill-version-20-pdf '''Parasite Pill'''] is an [[A24|A24, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, rib-tickling, cheap jumpscare-free, slow burn, truth enigma]] proposed by schizophrenic [[x/ (4chan)|/x/]] and [[pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] users claiming that there are parasitic organisms inside of your body (primarily intestines) are the cause of all of your [[Covid-19|ills]], [[Gooning|addic]][[Niggerweed|tions]], [[Faggots|sexual]] [[Trannies|debau]][[Pedophilia|chery]], [[Schizophrenia|mental]] [[Autism|illnesses]], and you being a lazy fat slob who can't do niggeraisin in life. Read it all brah because im not writing a bunch of wordswordswords when a pdf already exists <- lazyness from helminths stealing nutriets
== Parasites ==
{{Spoilers}}
According to the heckin [[BBC|dick]]-tshunarey, a '''parasite''' is a [[SNCA|"organism that lives in on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by depriving nutrients at the other's expense." They have a very wide taxonomic range, including animals, plants, fungi, protozoans, bacteria, and viruses.]] Lying {{Glowtext|health [[Midwit|"experts"]]}} will claim that {{Glowtext|[[Lie|parasites are not a significant threat anymore due to proper sanitation and advances in hygiene and medicine]]}}, however new soyentific studies have shown that this is not the case.{{CitationNeeded}} For one, did you know that every mammal that interacts with humans has a routine schedule for treatment of parasites? Except for one, and can you guess [[Humanity|which one]]? Is it also not odd that humans, having arguably one of the weakest immune systems compared to other parasites, due to Hypoascorbemia{{Margerald}}{{CitationNeeded|I explained it right after that you dumbfuck}}{{CitationNeeded|Arguing with xemself award}} the natural inability to produce [[Froot|Vitamin C]], barely get any treatments for parasites?
=== Logical Thinking ===
== TPD DEWORMAXXING GUIDE ==
We know that Vitamin C deficiency results in [[It's Over|depression]], [[schizophrenia]], [[Dementia|Alzheimer's]], [[Brap|gastrointestinal disease]], [['jakking fatigue|fatigue]], [[death]], and [[cancer]]?<ref>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30074145/</ref>. If Vitamin C supports the immune system which fights parasites, and Vitamin C deficiency causes all of those things, could those things actually be caused by a deficiency in Vitamin C leading to rapid multiplication and colonization of the host? Trustworthy peer reviewed soyentific studies show that alcohol interferes with absorption of vitamins and nutrients<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10096942/</ref>, and damages the blood-brain barrier<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9204474/</ref>, and other bad side effects. If alcohol damages the nutrients needed for proper immune function, would this make a host more susceptible to parasites?
=== The Balanced Diet Scam ===
This helpful guide should cover most of the parasite treatments that aren't [[cope]] and what they do and how to get them, and effects. Most of the time you won't see crazy ropes in your shit unless you go for like multiweek fasts, you will probably see a couple worms after taking the antihelminths for a week. You can and should stack multiple different ones for maximum effect. The {{Echoes|FDA}}{{CitationNeeded|they still haven't banned [[goyslop|vapes, seed oils,]] and [[meds|SSRI's]], [[btw]], despite them being a clear and present danger to public health. Why the fuck would you trust them?}} loves to lie about the safety of these, but know that they are pretty much safe for digestion. You need to keep doing these for a long period of time, preferably over like a couple months for maximum effect. A lot of these have antioxidant effects, so don't take before or after a workout because your muscles require oxidative stress to grow. You can get pretty much all of them over amazon, don't go market shopping and end up with fake paste like this retard<ref>https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/88116.html</ref>
[[File:food_guide_pyramid_1992.webp|300px|thumb|This is fucking dogshit]]
You may have heard that your diet should consist of a wide variety of carbs, proteins, veggies and fats. However that was all a dirty lie. For example, did you know a parasite's main foods are sugar and carbs? They are incapable of surviving on fats, rely on aerobic glycolysis(which requires carbs and sugars) to survive.<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3989997/</ref> In fact, did you know that the sugar industry [[Gigachad|bribed harvard scientists in the 1960s to cover up the link between sugar and cardiovascular disease and promote sugar as a "healthy source of energy"?]]<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5099084/</ref><ref>https://files.catbox.moe/ryqpqe.pdf</ref> In reality I will finish this later as I need to sleep
=== Parasites and Sexuality ===
==== Sex Zombies ====
==== Epigenetic Remodeling ====
=== Signs (You) got worms ===
* [[Brap|Stomach problems]], such as constipation, bloating, being [[gassy]], diarrhea, bleeding, [[poop]] floating, tiny worm particles(they look like tiny pieces of [[cheese]] or [[Chink|rice]]) in [[poop]], generally just [[Wikipedia:Irritable Bowel Syndrome|Irritable Bowel Syndrome]]
* Anxiety or [['jakking fatigue|depression]]
* Mental illnesses, such as [[schizophrenia]], [[autism]], [[Dementia|alzheimer's]], and [[OGD]]
* Having addictions
* Sugar cravings, and having a general [[Cado|increased appetite and hunger]]
* [[Obesity|Weight issues]]
* Getting sick often
* Chronic fatigue, [[wikipedia:Lethargy|lethargy]], or [[wikipedia:Apathy|apathy]]
* Brain fog, weak memory, and overall just being an [[NPC|good goy with no independent thought]]
* Being a sexual deviant, such as a [[faggot]], [[tranny]], or [[pedo]]
* Skin problems
* Dark circles under your eyes{{CitationNeeded|albeit this can be caused by terrible sleep aswell}}
* Constant headaches
* Having mucus in your throat constantly
* Having allergies, asthma, or [[Amerimutt|diabetes]]
* Pains or aches in the back, joints and muscles
* [[wikipedia:Anemia|Anemia]] and/or other blood problems
* Tooth grinding or clenching
* Vision problems
* Sleep problems
'''Or do you have no symptoms at all?'''
A majority of the people infected have no symptoms due <- add link and study and whatever tomorrow
==== Checklist ====
If you have done these things, you have parasites:
* Eating fruits or vegetables
* Eating meat
* [[Reartd|Eating grass or licking walls or some other]] [[India|dumb unhygenic]] [[raisin]] [[Reartd|when you were a]] [[caca]]
* Eating literally anything
* Drinking tap and/or unfiltered water
* Using a [[Niggerhell|public restroom]]
* Picking your nose
* Having a cold
* Having pets, especially if you let them lick you or get inside the house
* Getting [[Vaccine|vaccines]]
* Having [[sex]]
* Having [[sex]] with multiple people and being a nasty promiscuous whore in general
* Especially [[Coinslot|anal]], oral, or [[Faggot|gay sex]]
* Being [[Rape|raped]], [[Pedophilia|especially as a child]]
* Being [[Rapeson|the rapist]]
* Being [[Jew|Jewish]], especially if [[Your mom|your mother]] was a [[jew]], extra especially if you are in a more traditional community such as hasidic or orthodox, and extra extra fuggin especially if you got [[Pedophilia|Metzitzah b'peh]]
* Unironically using the word [[though]] in a sentence [[though]]
* Editing the [[Soyjak Wiki|cartoon bald man with glasses and beard wiki]]{{CitationNeeded|Yeah, I'm looking at [[YOU]], fag}}
* Literally just being born and existing as blood-borne parasites can spread from mother to baby
ding ding ding! you've got vvorms
=== All Disease is caused by Parasites ===
== The Grand Conspiracy ==
{{CIAContentWarning}}
=== [[Jews]] and Parasites ===
{{Treif|This section}}
=== Parasites are literal Demons ===
=== The Truth about the Elites ===
== TOTAL PARASITE DEATH / DEWORMAXXING GUIDE ==
This helpful guide should cover most of the parasite treatments and what they do and how to get them, and effects. If you do these correctly, you will see things in your poop that look like mucus-like [[Ack|ropes]], [[Chink|rice]], or [[cheese]]. You can and should stack multiple different ones for maximum effect. The {{Echoes|FDA}}{{CitationNeeded|they still haven't banned vapes, [[btw]], despite them being a clear and present danger to health. Why the fuck would you trust them?}} loves to lie about the safety of these, but know that they are pretty much safe for digestion. You need to keep doing these for a long period of time, preferably more than 6 months for maximum effect.
=== Antihelminths ===
=== Antihelminths ===
Antihelminths also work on most viruses for some reason.
[[File:5144639.webp|200px|thumb|the horse paste]]
[[File:5144639.webp|200px|thumb|the horse paste]]
'''Ivermectin''' is one of the most effective medicines against parasites. Contrary to what the [[Jews|{{Echoes|FDA}}]] says, it is safe for humans and even described as a wonder drug, treation millions in the third world and helping make TNL a reality [[Gem|and leading to a drop in dnb's by 67%.]]<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3043740/</ref>. You can pretty much just order it online or pick it up at your local pharmacy, just say you have worms they'll give you it. {{Lockedtext|Though unfortunately it does not bypass the blood-brain barrier, meaning it cannot kill parasites that have infected the brain and fungal parasites.}} If you want something stronger you can get '''[[Floyd|fent]]<nowiki></nowiki>bendazole''', which also kills fungal parasites.
==== Ivermectin ====
'''Ivermectin''' is one of the most effective medicines against parasites. Contrary to what the [[Jews|{{Echoes|FDA}}]] says, it is safe for humans and even described as a wonder drug, treating millions in the [[jarty|third world]]<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3043740/</ref>. It does not work on chronic parasites that have settled outside the intestines. For a pill version, 4-5 tablets. It is better to get the horse paste version because you can simply order it online instead of doing the whole medical bueraucratic crap.
==== Fenbendazole ====
'''Fenbendazole''' is arguably the strongest and best dewormer. It is {{Glowtext|not approved for humans}}, but soyentific studies show that it has no negative side effects on humans.<ref>https://www.onedaymd.com/2024/05/fenbendazole-side-effects-in-humans.html</ref> Fenbendazole not only works on intestinal parasites, it works on chronic parasites like toxoplasma gondii, fungi, whipworms, hookworms, etc but to actually shed the [[doctos|scarey rope worms]] you're gonna have to try harder. Get the pills from panacur-c, one per day.
===== Joe Tippens Protocol =====
[[Gigachad|Joe Tippens]] was given 3 months to live in 2016, and then cured his stage 4 lung cancer using fenbendazole in 2017. He was the only patient in a 1100 person clinical trial of the drug Keytruda to achieve full remission. The original protocol goes as follows:
* 222 mg fenbendazole after a fatty meal
* 600 mg bioavailable curucumin capsule twice daily with breakfast and lunch
* 25-50 mg CBD oil daily, 1 or 2 drops on the tongue before bed
Ivermectin dosage is 0.2mg/kg, meaning for a 70 kg person you would take 14 mg of ivermectin. For horse paste, on the slider 3 notches (usually, every notch is 50 pounds). <br>
For fenbendazole its a bit more complicated, a typical syringe is about 25g of fenbendazole with 2.3 mg per pound, one mark of 250 lbs is 5.75 grams of fenbendazole (2.3 * 250 = 575), 222 / 575 is about 0.386 marks, so dial it to about 90-100 lbs on the slider to get the 222 mg.
=== Herbal tinctures ===
=== Herbal tinctures ===
A lot of herbs have been used to kill parasites, especially in traditional cultures, such as [[Nigger|black]] [[SNCA|walnut, clove oil, coconut oil, oregano oil, papaya seeds, pumpkin seeds,]] [[sage]][[SNCA|, wormwood, etc]]. You can get these from online shopping like '''ParaGuard''' and the '''wormwood complex''', but they are very low level parasite killers and if you really wanna exterminate every single one of these fuckers you need to up your game a bit. Though they are pretty good starts.
A lot of herbs have been used to kill parasites, especially in traditional cultures, such as [[Nigger|black]] [[SNCA|walnut, clove oil, coconut oil, oregano oil, papaya seeds, pumpkin seeds,]] [[sage]][[SNCA|, wormwood, etc]]. You can get these from amazon like '''ParaGuard''' and the '''wormwood complex'''. They are a nice addition to any proper deworming routine.
==== Tree Resins/Turpentine ====
=== Castor Oil ===
{{Tip|{{Bantext|IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU GET THE TURPENTINE LABELED [PINE GUM SPIRITS], AS THAT ONE IS MADE FROM DISTILLED PINE TREE SAP, IF IT DOES NOT SAY PINE GUM SPIRITS THAN IT IS ACTUALLY INDUSTRIAL PAINT THINNER AND {{Shaketext|WILL}} GET YOU VERY SICK}}}}
{{Tip|Don't eat anything 12-24 hours a day before taking this. I warned you. Also, this shit is probably the worst tasting thing of all time and WILL make you spit it out if you drink it too fast.<ref>personal experience</ref>}}
'''Turpentine''', also known as '''Pine Gum Spirits''' or '''Tree Resins''', is distilled pine tree sap that can kill parasitic worms. What you can do is every day take a teaspoon of turpentine, with some sugar cubes as [[bait]] and drink reverse osmosis water with it.
'''Castor Oil''' is one of the most potent laxatives of all time, known for causing [[Satoko|egregious holy braps]]. It will induce [[India|explosive diarrhea]], cleansing EVERYTHING in your gut, emptying that nigger the fuck out. This is useful for destroying biofilm, but I wouldn't recommend it due to how horrible it fucking tastes seriously I remembered that taste 2 months after I stopped. Make sure you get a reliable bottle from a trusted and legit source, you need as potent as possible. One protocol you can use is mix 3 tablespoons of castor oil into a small glass of orange juice and drink it. You will have PTSD whenever you see orange juice now.
==== {{Keyedtext|[[Onions]] and Garlic}} ====
'''Onions''' are a heckin based and redpilled food that increases your testosterone or something like that yeah. Onions have a lot of snca anti parasitic properties due to the compounds of [[SNCA|''Allium Salvium'' and ''Allium Cepa'']]<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6023319/</ref> (<--- en doe they're full of oxalates, phytates and [[Trannies|tannins]] that turn you into a [[soyboy]]) <-- meds no they don't, they actually make you more of a man.<ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6406961/</ref> <--- trusting pubmed [[GEG]]. '''Garlic''' also has those compounds, and arguably is a lot stronger than onions.<ref>see source 8</ref> In order to garlicmaxx properly you need a garlic crusher to crush the garlic, let it sit for 10 minutes and then eat it, because that's when the [[Alicia|allicin]] is fully activated. The main reason why these foods are pretty [[keyed]] because they have a strong taste that makes your taste buds suffer, especially garlic.
=== Fasting ===
=== Fasting ===
{{Tip|It is important that you fast for 72 hours, nothing more, nothing less, as that is all the time needed to push your body into autophagy and kill off or weaken a lot of the parasites.}}
{{Tip|It is important that you fast for 72 hours, nothing more, nothing less, as that is all the time needed to push your body into autophagy and kill off or weaken a lot of the parasites.}}
Fasting is quite important, as a main reason why you have worms is due to your eating habits being completely fu cked up like most people's. Within pretty much all of history, it was incredibly common for people to fast, especially for extended periods of time.<ref>https://www.emetabolic.com/locations/centers/melbourne/blog/weight-loss/fasting-protocols-date-back-to-ancient-times/</ref> Even in the paleolithic age, usually people did not eat until when they found food.<ref>https://www.neurologysantamonica.com/do-not-feed-the-humans-the-paleolithic-diet-and-intermittent-fasting/</ref> Only now today we have food at all times, and this has caused a lot of problems. For one most people due to their shitty dysgenic diets, have an excess of carbs and sugars fucking up their energy levels throughout the day and causing excessive fat and bloating, and {{Lockedtext|feeding the parasites}}.<ref>https://joslin.org/news-stories/all-news-stories/education/2021/07/carbs-protein-fats</ref> Therefore you should attempt to emulate the diet of a paleolithic hunter gatherer, so a good fasting routine should be to abstain from all sugars, as they are poison<ref>https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/the-sweet-danger-of-sugar</ref>, with the exception of using possibly using them as [[bait]] to intake about 30-45 minutes before castornvking to [[Satoko|maximize brap potential]]. Carbs should be kept at a ketogenic level, preferably below 50g or even 30g if you're a [[Gigachad|tryhard]]. If you are [[Gigachad|religious]], you can also include this with your fasting guidelines. Generally follow a ratio of 60:40 protein to fat, eat mostly meat and protein rich foods like eggs and maybe some fermented stuffs like yogurt, and get some keyed fruits and vegetables like onions, garlic, or even bananas or oranges, try to get ones with the most vitamin C.
Fasting is very important. Within pretty much all of history, it was incredibly common for people to fast, especially for extended periods of time.<ref>https://www.emetabolic.com/locations/centers/melbourne/blog/weight-loss/fasting-protocols-date-back-to-ancient-times/</ref> In the state of nature the humans do not eat until they get a hunt which could be between hours and days. After about a day of not eating your body plunges itself into autophagy, where it eats its own junk and garbage making it stronger but also the parasites will die off due to a lack of food. Prolonged water fasting over days will cause you to shed the unholy rope worms that people describe, most likely they aren't actual parasites but just heavy metal toxins, damaged intestinal lining, or most likely parasite biofilm.
=== Castornvking ===
==== Diet ====
{{Brappy|1=Castor Oil will make you brap so hard your ass will hurt o algo|2=oh dios mio its been 5 hours and ITS COMING OUT *BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*}}
Mainly just dont eat ultraprocessed shit and other goyslop. Don't eat sugar candida fungus and toxoplasma love it.
{{Tip|Do not eat any food or drink anything besides water or the drink you are mixing it in. Also, this shit is probably the worst tasting thing of all time and WILL make you spit it out if you drink it too fast.<ref>personal experience</ref>}}
Biofilm is like a fortress for parasites. Adding layer upon layer, parasites create a growing colony inside of your body similar to how an ancient city built a protective wall around it, only to later expand beyond the wall and then build another protective wall around the new section of the city, only to then expand beyond that, and etc. To capture the city, the attackers (white blood cells and deworming meds) must take each wall down, one-by-one. Even if all free roaming parasites are eradicated by deworming treatments, if any section of the biofilm remains, then the parasitic infection will also remain. This is why you need to keep cycling and maxxing the anti parasitic agents.<ref>https://www.austinholisticdr.com/blog/parasites-and-biofilm-production</ref><ref>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10761080/</ref>
'''Castor Oil''' is one of the most potent laxatives of all time, known for causing [[Satoko|egregious holy braps]]. It will induce [[Jimbo|explosive diarrhea]], and that's where it comes in. It basically cleanses EVERYTHING in your gut, emptying that nigger out and making you feel fresh the next day. If you do it correctly, you will see uncanny shit in your poop and not only do you get diarrhea, you get an unwelcome surprise. Make sure you get a reliable bottle from a trusted and legit source, you need as potent as possible. One protocol you can use is mix 3 tablespoons of castor oil into a small glass of orange juice, and drink up on Wednesdays and Fridays while not eating anything on those days, {{Keyed|coinciding with Orthodox Christian fasting guidelines}}.
==== Binders ====
=== Binders ===
{{Tip|They can also take away your nutrients nutrients if you are a [[retard]] and take it too close to your meal time.}}
Binders are powders that you can mix into water and drink it, and what they do is they bind to things like heavy metals and dehydrate kill parasites, and are definitely one of the most essential things you should take. They can also take away some of the good nutrients if you are a [[retard]] and don't time it properly with when you eat.
Binders are powders that you can mix into water and drink it, and what they do is they bind to things like heavy metals and dehydrate and kill parasites, and are good for getting rid of biofilm and are definitely one of the most essential things you should take.
==== Zeolite Clinoptolte ====
===== Zeolite Clinoptilolite =====
{{Tip|{{Bantext|{{Shaketext|DO NOT}} USE A METAL SPOON TO STIR, as this shit binds heavy metals.}}}}
{{Tip|{{Bantext|DO NOT USE A METAL SPOON TO STIR, NOR A METAL CUP, as this shit binds heavy metals.}}}}
'''Zeolites''' are porous minerals with high absorbency and ion-exchange capacity and are an excellent detoxifying, antioxidant and antiinflammatory agent. The typical protocol as provided on the instructions is to take 1 tablespoon per day(preferably at morning), mix it in some water with a non-metal spoon and drink it with a non-metal cup, within 1 hour before or after a meal.
'''Zeolites''' are porous minerals with high absorbency and ion-exchange capacity and are an excellent detoxifying, antioxidant and antiinflammatory agent. As provided on the instructions you should take 1 tablespoon per day(preferably at morning), mix it in some water and drink, within hours before or after a meal.
==== Diatomaceous Earth ====
===== Diatomaceous Earth =====
{{Tip|{{Bantext|{{Shaketext|DO NOT}} INHALE THIS AS IT CAN FUCK UP YOUR LUNGS PRETTY BAD. Remember to wear a [[mask]] when the container is open, and have an air purifier in the room you are taking this in.}}}}
{{Tip|{{Bantext|DO NOT INHALE THIS, RETARD}}}}
{{Tip|{{Bantext|GET THE {{Shaketext|FOOD GRADE}} VERSION, NOT THE INDUSTRIAL ONE}}}}
{{Tip|{{Bantext|GET THE FOOD GRADE VERSION, NOT THE INDUSTRIAL ONE}}}}
'''Diatomaceous Earth''' is a mineral substance made from the silica's of prehistoric organisms{{Margerald}}, and is used to kill parasites via dehydrating them, and can kill blood-borne parasites as well. You should definitely stay hydrated while taking this. It also absorbs heavy metals though not as much as zeolite, so it is recommended to stack this with the zeolites. The protocol is usually to take 1 tablespoon in the morning, and one in the evening. You need to mix the powder into water to drink it.
'''Diatomaceous Earth''' is a mineral substance made from the silica's of prehistoric organisms{{Margerald}}, and is used to kill parasites via dehydrating them, and can kill blood-borne parasites as well. You should definitely stay hydrated while taking this as it dehydrates you. Start with mixing 1 teaspoon into water and gradually increase to 1 or 2 tablespoons. Pair with the zeolites too. You can literally just order it off of https://www.diatomaceousearth.com/
=== Biofilm ===
=== Herxheimer Reaction ===
Biofilm is like a fortress for parasites. Adding layer upon layer, parasites create a growing colony inside of your body similar to how an ancient city built a protective wall around it, only to later expand beyond the wall and then build another protective wall around the new section of the city, only to then expand beyond that, and etc. To capture the city, the attackers (white blood cells and deworming meds) must take each wall down, one-by-one. Even if all free roaming parasites are eradicated by deworming treatments, if any section of the biofilm remains, then the parasitic infection will also remain. This is why you need to keep cycling and maxxing the anti parasitic agents.
Usually after starting it you will get something known as a '''Herxheimer Reaction''', which means you will get a temporary sickness with mild flu-like symptoms usually from 3 days to a week, and your mood will be fucked for a bit. This is due to when the parasites die, they release huge amounts of toxins. You can mitigate the mindfuckery with nootropic stimulants like these. But also you can use these in your daily life excluding a parasite purge because they are really helpful with enhancing physical capability.
=== Liver Support ===
If these are too harsh on your liver just take some shit like milk thistle, tudca, nac, etc you can search up good shit for your liver
=== Possible Results ===
=== Possible Results ===
Some results of these treatments may be but are not limited to:
Some results of these treatments after a couple of weeks or months may be but are not limited to:
*Pooping out unholy things
*Pooping out worms, things that look like [[chink|rice]], [[cheese]], [[satan|ropes]] if you try hard enough
*[[Brapping]] more
*[[Brapping]] less and less stomach troubles
*{{Keyedtext|Decreased urge to [[goon]]}} (though after a while your libido increases but its easier to control)
*Easier to control gooning urges
*Clearer skin
*Clearer skin
*Cured allergies
*Reduced allergies
*Temporary [[Its over|depressive spiral]] and increased clarity (though this fortunately goes away after like a week)
*[[calm|Lower cortisol]]
*Better focus and willpower
*Better focus and willpower
*Better sleep
*Better sleep
*Stabilized and increased energy levels
*Stabilized and increased energy levels
*Your lips become redder for some reason (but it wont make you look like a fag don't worry)
*Your weird paraphilias like [[homosexuality]], [[autogynephilia]], [[pedophilia]], whateverthefuck, get better maybe
*Your weird paraphilias like [[homosexuality]], [[autogynephilia]], [[pedophilia]], whateverthefuck, disappear
*Significantly reduced sugar and carb cravings
*Excessive sugar and carb cravings (though this slows after a while)
*Lose some weight due to shedding a bunch of worms
*[[Cado|You lose a lot of weight]]
*Appetite reduction
*Appetite reduction
*You look a lot skinnier, but this is actually an illusion due to significant inflammation reduction making you look bigger before
*Significant bloating reduction
*You look a lot skinnier, but this is actually an illusion due to the treatments also having antiinflammatory effects you don't lose any muscle strength
*You get sick a lot less
*You get sick a lot less
*add more ({{Frogtext|Forgot to remove this text GEG}} )
*and more
==== Herxheimer Reaction ====
Usually after starting it you will get something known as a '''Herxheimer Reaction''', which means you will get a sickness with flu-like symptoms usually from 3 days to a week ranging from mild to severe, and your mood will be fucked for a while. This is due to when the parasites die, they release huge amounts of toxins.
=== Gallery of Ropes ===
Marge can I make this? I don't want to get banned for nsfw
== 4cuck threads on the topic ==
{{4chan}}
For more information here are some wormpill oldfag threads that first discovered this stuff:
[[truthnuke|The fucking joos eant you to get worms to turn you into a faggot evendoe raw meat has parasites and its le good and toxoplasma makes you more social making you less of a heckin incel]]
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This helpful guide should cover most of the parasite treatments that aren't cope and what they do and how to get them, and effects. Most of the time you won't see crazy ropes in your shit unless you go for like multiweek fasts, you will probably see a couple worms after taking the antihelminths for a week. You can and should stack multiple different ones for maximum effect. The (((FDA)))[they still haven't banned vapes, seed oils, and SSRI's, btw, despite them being a clear and present danger to public health. Why the fuck would you trust them?] loves to lie about the safety of these, but know that they are pretty much safe for digestion. You need to keep doing these for a long period of time, preferably over like a couple months for maximum effect. A lot of these have antioxidant effects, so don't take before or after a workout because your muscles require oxidative stress to grow. You can get pretty much all of them over amazon, don't go market shopping and end up with fake paste like this retard[1]
Antihelminths
Antihelminths also work on most viruses for some reason.
the horse paste
Ivermectin
Ivermectin is one of the most effective medicines against parasites. Contrary to what the (((FDA))) says, it is safe for humans and even described as a wonder drug, treating millions in the third world[2]. It does not work on chronic parasites that have settled outside the intestines. For a pill version, 4-5 tablets. It is better to get the horse paste version because you can simply order it online instead of doing the whole medical bueraucratic crap.
Fenbendazole
Fenbendazole is arguably the strongest and best dewormer. It is not approved for humans, but soyentific studies show that it has no negative side effects on humans.[3] Fenbendazole not only works on intestinal parasites, it works on chronic parasites like toxoplasma gondii, fungi, whipworms, hookworms, etc but to actually shed the scarey rope worms you're gonna have to try harder. Get the pills from panacur-c, one per day.
Joe Tippens Protocol
Joe Tippens was given 3 months to live in 2016, and then cured his stage 4 lung cancer using fenbendazole in 2017. He was the only patient in a 1100 person clinical trial of the drug Keytruda to achieve full remission. The original protocol goes as follows:
222 mg fenbendazole after a fatty meal
600 mg bioavailable curucumin capsule twice daily with breakfast and lunch
25-50 mg CBD oil daily, 1 or 2 drops on the tongue before bed
Ivermectin dosage is 0.2mg/kg, meaning for a 70 kg person you would take 14 mg of ivermectin. For horse paste, on the slider 3 notches (usually, every notch is 50 pounds).
For fenbendazole its a bit more complicated, a typical syringe is about 25g of fenbendazole with 2.3 mg per pound, one mark of 250 lbs is 5.75 grams of fenbendazole (2.3 * 250 = 575), 222 / 575 is about 0.386 marks, so dial it to about 90-100 lbs on the slider to get the 222 mg.
Don't eat anything 12-24 hours a day before taking this. I warned you. Also, this shit is probably the worst tasting thing of all time and WILL make you spit it out if you drink it too fast.[4]
Castor Oil is one of the most potent laxatives of all time, known for causing egregious holy braps. It will induce explosive diarrhea, cleansing EVERYTHING in your gut, emptying that nigger the fuck out. This is useful for destroying biofilm, but I wouldn't recommend it due to how horrible it fucking tastes seriously I remembered that taste 2 months after I stopped. Make sure you get a reliable bottle from a trusted and legit source, you need as potent as possible. One protocol you can use is mix 3 tablespoons of castor oil into a small glass of orange juice and drink it. You will have PTSD whenever you see orange juice now.
Fasting
It is important that you fast for 72 hours, nothing more, nothing less, as that is all the time needed to push your body into autophagy and kill off or weaken a lot of the parasites.
Fasting is very important. Within pretty much all of history, it was incredibly common for people to fast, especially for extended periods of time.[5] In the state of nature the humans do not eat until they get a hunt which could be between hours and days. After about a day of not eating your body plunges itself into autophagy, where it eats its own junk and garbage making it stronger but also the parasites will die off due to a lack of food. Prolonged water fasting over days will cause you to shed the unholy rope worms that people describe, most likely they aren't actual parasites but just heavy metal toxins, damaged intestinal lining, or most likely parasite biofilm.
Diet
Mainly just dont eat ultraprocessed shit and other goyslop. Don't eat sugar candida fungus and toxoplasma love it.
Biofilm
Biofilm is like a fortress for parasites. Adding layer upon layer, parasites create a growing colony inside of your body similar to how an ancient city built a protective wall around it, only to later expand beyond the wall and then build another protective wall around the new section of the city, only to then expand beyond that, and etc. To capture the city, the attackers (white blood cells and deworming meds) must take each wall down, one-by-one. Even if all free roaming parasites are eradicated by deworming treatments, if any section of the biofilm remains, then the parasitic infection will also remain. This is why you need to keep cycling and maxxing the anti parasitic agents.[6][7]
Binders
They can also take away your nutrients nutrients if you are a retard and take it too close to your meal time.
Binders are powders that you can mix into water and drink it, and what they do is they bind to things like heavy metals and dehydrate and kill parasites, and are good for getting rid of biofilm and are definitely one of the most essential things you should take.
Zeolite Clinoptilolite
DO NOT USE A METAL SPOON TO STIR, NOR A METAL CUP, as this shit binds heavy metals.
Protocol master's protocol
Zeolites are porous minerals with high absorbency and ion-exchange capacity and are an excellent detoxifying, antioxidant and antiinflammatory agent. As provided on the instructions you should take 1 tablespoon per day(preferably at morning), mix it in some water and drink, within hours before or after a meal.
Diatomaceous Earth
DO NOT INHALE THIS, RETARD
GET THE FOOD GRADE VERSION, NOT THE INDUSTRIAL ONE
Diatomaceous Earth is a mineral substance made from the silica's of prehistoric organisms[Marge...], and is used to kill parasites via dehydrating them, and can kill blood-borne parasites as well. You should definitely stay hydrated while taking this as it dehydrates you. Start with mixing 1 teaspoon into water and gradually increase to 1 or 2 tablespoons. Pair with the zeolites too. You can literally just order it off of https://www.diatomaceousearth.com/
Herxheimer Reaction
Usually after starting it you will get something known as a Herxheimer Reaction, which means you will get a temporary sickness with mild flu-like symptoms usually from 3 days to a week, and your mood will be fucked for a bit. This is due to when the parasites die, they release huge amounts of toxins. You can mitigate the mindfuckery with nootropic stimulants like these. But also you can use these in your daily life excluding a parasite purge because they are really helpful with enhancing physical capability.
Liver Support
If these are too harsh on your liver just take some shit like milk thistle, tudca, nac, etc you can search up good shit for your liver
Possible Results
Some results of these treatments after a couple of weeks or months may be but are not limited to:
Pooping out worms, things that look like rice, cheese, ropes if you try hard enough
You look a lot skinnier, but this is actually an illusion due to the treatments also having antiinflammatory effects you don't lose any muscle strength
