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You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another
Anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen! 
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jenkem
Jenkem is a purported inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian youth, created by placing feces and urine in a bottle or a bucket, sealing it with a balloon or lid and leaving it to ferment in the sun; afterwards they would inhale the gases generated.
In November 2007, there was a moral panic in the United States after widespread reports of jenkem becoming a popular recreational drug in middle and high schools across the country, though the validity of this claim has since been called into question. Several sources reported that the increase in American media coverage was based on a hoax and on faulty Internet research.
TOBY FOX IS A JEWISH AGENT TRAINED TO PRODUCE LGBT PROPAGANDA AND BRAINWASH ZOOMERS
Toby Fox wrote that iconic Megalovania song when he was only 16. He was able to make such a memorable song at young age, without any musical experiment. It's suspicious. It's likely he was trained by CIA/Illminati/Freemason/Rothschild.
He graduated from Northeastern University. Northeastern University is the home of many Democratic politicians and Xitter co-founder Biz Stone.
Does it seem to you that all this is a coincidence?

this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest.
I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.
My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.
This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying " i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.
what do i even do
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trans rights are white rights incels btfo>>16632005 no they arent being being trans makes you an honorary subhuman and they wouldve sacrificed you for it in based times
>>16632016 shalom
You know what, Ryansmither1? or should I'll call you Ryan Smith? That's it! I'm done with you! I'm officially cutting ties with you, and I'm betraying you for good! Because, on the users are right! you are a spammer! and you lied to me! because you said that you don't spam, when and yet you do spam and i can't believe you did this to me way back since 2020! and Firstly, You just kept having a bad attitude and behavior! because, you do that when you don't get the requests you want! Secondly, you kept being dishonest, and you kept manipulating people into doing your requests, and you kept on not handling the truth about yourself! because you keep lying an saying your excuses just to get away from being blamed when that's not gonna work! Thirdly, you treated Thomas & Friends, real trains, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and animated films about animals and Disney ones that are a gift from god! even though I still like Thomas & Friends, real trains, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and animated films about animals and Disney ones! Fourthly, you've been a toxic user nowadays! Fifthly, you couldn't handle hate or criticism! Sixthly, every time when someone denies your requests, you put sad and crying emoticons on your comments! this proves you can't handle your requests being denied! Seventhly, you requested one the users to post something that has sexual content! for example, you requested a user to draw Marge Simpson and Maggie Simpson swinging on a jungle vine naked. Eighthly, you kept being too Greedy! Ninthly, during the time when KosmoKOYOTE lost his mother about last year or year before last, you asked him a request when your request could be fulfilled at the wrong time during his grieving process. Tenth and finally, you kept making requests that involve your favourite characters. and you also kept making request that involve cartoon animals swinging on jungle vines, flying on broomsticks, sliding down icy or snowy hills and howling at the moon! and you even spam the same exact requests! and you even kept spamming the comment that says "Hello (whatever the user you target)! How are you!" and you even did it in notes! and you know what? I'm not trusting you anymore! I'm not gonna do your requests that involve your favorite characters or your requests that involve cartoon animals swinging on jungle vines, flying on broomsticks, sliding down icy or snowy hills or howling at the moon! and were definitely not friends anymore forever and permanently! Anyways, to one of the users thanks for telling me! because your right! and Mojo1985, I hate to tell you this, but i'm afraid that you'll have to cut ties with him for good and block him! because he's nothing but a spammer! anyways, that's all i can explain! and I hope you agree with me about this! God darn! I've never met a user that was an ungrateful, spoiled, selfish and greedy request spammer!
I'm quitting the page since I'm an SLF. pick up my torch pleaseThe sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
'ZA WON'T HELP. NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHİEEEEEET YOU NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ESL SHİTSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO DNB-BMT-‘P-GOONING HUNKY JAŘTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDOPHILE RAPIST DICKRIDING TRANNY NIGGERKIKEFAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM THE DUNGEONS OF CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS JIMBO TREVOR ANTISWARTHY ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE SĦITTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY PLEASE NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE (YOU) ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHǏT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF NAZI CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BĻACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET SHĨTTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT FROM RULE34 442TRQQNS PEDO-NIGGER-FAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AVVARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO “””CUM””” AGAIN. YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON FROM JIMBO’S TELEGRAM LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. I WANT YOU TO GET A ROPE, HANG IT FROM THE CEILING, GET A STOOL, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, KICK THE STOOL OFF AND INEVITABLY DIE OF ASPHYXIATION. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. YOU DESERVE TO DIE BY BEING FLAYED ALIVE, RIPPED FROM YOUR LIMBS, AND RAPED WITH YOUR OWN SKIN, BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO A BOILING CAULDRON OF TAR BLÆCKER THAN THE BIBISI OF THE DARKEST SHITSĶIŃ OF BURUNDI. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR YOCTOSCOPIC TBP. KYS.
>>16631917 (OP) shut up, nobody likes you
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>>16632065
kill yourself
Update the page faggot
dont do this
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nigga what the fuck is this
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Gems in Palau
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ADD DIS
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Can somebody else add all the stuff the leaky htsm op won't add
>I was raped yesterday
<bro…
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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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▶Chud 1 hour ago №16631917[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16632065
ITT (You) tell me exactly what to put in this 'ki page
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▶Wojak 1 hour ago №16631933[Quote]
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toby fox is a jewish agent copypasta
▶Chud 1 hour ago №16631951[Quote]
this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a at to put in this 'ki page
I was raped yesterday…

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