The Soyim Games

	THE FOLLOWING FEATURES SLOW-BURN, CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE KINO!

The Soyim Games, or The Soyvil Games, is a slow burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, stomach-wrenching, emotionally-draining thread about a game where soyjaks (or Sharty-related things [e.g., namefags, 'cado]) fight for their life, with the last one standing the victor.

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This concept was plagiarized by the selfish little fucks of Lionsgate Studio, with absolutely no credits given to the Snarky Snappy org.

First game

Day 1

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It all started so suddenly. 'Cado ran to get some loot from the chests at spawn but he was pushed down by Nigger Cow. Chud, Thoughie and everyone else ran into the woods; the starting chests would be highly contested. Caca was too young to run and crawled into the starting chest area with 'Cado and Nigger Cow.

Nigger Cow went into the chest and obtained a full Minecraft diamond sword and fucking destroyed caca.

'Cado knew he was too fat to get to the starting chests in time, so he showed off his coinslot and brapped so intensely that it propelled him towards the chests, grabbing a bow and arrow and firing at Nigger Cow, unfortunately missing. Nigger Cow then laughed and 'Cado ran away.

Throughout the first day, many people died, mainly by the hands of Feraljak. Without his 6-hour soylent and bugs, Feraljak turned into a wild beast. Unable to pronounce words or understand his surroundings, he ripped apart Chud in two with his bear hands and devoured his face. He killed Nate, Soytan, and even Neutralplier, all with his vaccinated hands.

David Thoughie hid in a cave for day one, hoping to find supplies once the insanity of day 1 came to a close.

Day 2

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Not much happened on the start of day 2, at least compared to day 1.

David Thoughie emerged from his cave in search of supplies. On his way past the forest, he saw the body of Chud, with his armor, sword and bow. Taking all of it, he saw how Chud was ripped into 2 and his disfigured face. This deeply scarred David Thoughie - "Who could do such a thing?! Murder is one thing, but that?! Jesus Christ." Walking around, David thoughie was ambushed by the Swede, who was promptly decimated by Thoughie's superior armaments.

Meanwhile, Squirreljak was one of the very few 'jaks still alive that did not kill someone yet. Living in a makeshift treehouse, he was going to survive by waiting out, but by day 2, he had ran out of nuts and left to resupply. Walking almost 2-3 miles, he found a nice supply of nuts. Not caring about anybody nearby, he squealed and grabbed them The nuts looked so hard, so big, and so fresh, he couldn't contain himself. This moment was cut short when an arrow suddenly flung out, narrowly avoiding Squirreljak. He turned around to see his mortal enemy, Greyjak.

"Hello, fellow inferior" Grey said, smirking as it held out its nuts and bow and arrow.

"Nigga, you're gonna pay for that" Squirreljak promised.

Grey simply held up its bow and arrow.

"Nigga, fight me like a squir-"

Grey started firing. A horde of greentext arrows were sent flying at at Squirreljak. Squirreljak ran as fast as he could from the arrows, somehow avoiding all of them. He hid in a bush, and, while inside, felt the humping of something. He opened his eyes in the bush to find Troonjak, kissing the bodypillow of an anime girl.

"Nigga, what the fuck"

Troonjak saw Squirreljak, and screamed: "GET OUT BIGOT, THIS IS MY SPACE, WHO THE HELL ARE -ACK!" suddenly, a greentext arrow meant for Squirreljak went into the bush and hit Troonjak in the head. Squirreljak jumped in the air as his body was floating in a slow motion action scene. Arrows were flying at him as one narrowly hit his face in slow motion. He dodged them and landed between a tree for cover.

"Face it Squirreljak. I'm the Aryan of the squirrels; you're the nigger."

Squirreljak noticed a tree branch that had fallen next to him.

"Not for long, nigga" he said in a deep cool action movie voice, throwing the branch. The branch flew in the air like an arrow and completely suprised Greyjak. It was an amazing shot, going over 50 feet and stabbing Greyjak in the eye. He died.

"SUCK MY NUTS, NIGGA" Squirrel said.

During all of this, Feraljak was over 5 miles away, hunting the Happy Merchant. Feraljak cornered him and scaled the walls using his vaccinated fingernails like a spider climbing the cave walls on all fours. The merchant knew his time was coming.

"My little goy, halt, halt! I know where Soylent is, I know where it is! If you kill me, you will never be able to find t!"

Feraljak's head snapped 360 degrees. With Soylent, he was a little twink soyboy. Without it, he was a savage beast with no reason or morals.

"What flavor?" he asked, his teeth bleeding from seethe. The merchant spoke: "My little goy, the flavor is -". but was interrupted by Feraljak: "WHAT FLAVOR?! WHAT FLAVOR?!". he started bouncing up and down. "Normal, my goy. normal Soylent.", he reassured. Feraljak looked at him, "That's not vegan. I NEED SOYLENT GREEN I NEED SOYLENT GREEN" His eyes bled red as his teeth grinded so hard that his mouth bled. He lashed out and jumped at the merchant, tearing him into pieces, and writing in his blood: "bigot".

Many 'jaks died on day 2, including Pepe, Amerimutt and the Science lover soyjak.

However, Feraljak had the worst fate. 2 days without Soylent has been eternal purgatory for him. He couldn't even remember his parents' name anymore. All that remained inside of him was a feral beast, eager to kill anyone and search for Soylent green. No coherent thoughts in his brain, and in a lapse of judgment, he set the forest ablaze.

After Squirreljak got his nuts, he went back to see the forest with his treehouse completely burned down - whoever did this was a menace. His treehouse was turned to ash. The fire engulfing the forest. In the smoke of the fire, he saw Feraljak looking like a monster. Feraljak was crawling on all fours, climbing up a tree in mere seconds scouting for something:

"T̸̡̗̠̱̱̺̞̱̜̙̭̲̫̦̄̇̏̌̾̈́̈́̿͊̌͛̎͑̚͠R̶̨̛͙̰͈̺͂̈̊͋̿͛̉͆́͂̉͐̑A̵̲̲͛̃̎͆̿̉̏͆̈́̉̕Ñ̶̢̼̲͙̗͚͖̲͓͇͎͗̊͛̋͂̀́̚Ś̸̜͓̳͙͈̐̎͘͝P̵̯̮̲̫̟̮̩͍͓̭̂̔̀̑̂H̵̡̗̘͍͙̰̤̼̰̎͆́͜O̷̺͎̯̝̖̪̻̥̾̿̒̈́̐̋͊̉̒̎B̶̢̠̫̰͍͎̔́̃̋́̃̏̚̚͝͝I̵͈͚͖̩̰̖̘̼̋́͛͂̐̽́̂͒̕̕C̵̯̒̓̑̋̋͋͊̈́̓͑̑̔͌̕̕ ̶͈̰̥̈̌̄̃B̶̬̖̺̱̬̣̗̣͙͔̘̈́̽̒͆̇̓̓̈́̅̚͠Ḯ̵͎̈́͐͜G̶̡̨̣͔̰̼̟̞͂̔̃̂͗̈͐̈͐͒͒̋͜͝͝Ö̴̢̨̦̼̳̲̬̫͈̻̼̰́̽͂̃T̵̡̢̟̤̭͙̫͖̩̟̻̺̩̰̋̂̐̒͑ͅ ̷̢̦̤̬̲͚͍̇͗͜Ç̵̨̡͔͍̑͆̂̀̍͝Ḧ̷̨̞͍̱́̈̊̅̀́̚͠͝͝U̶͎͉̟͔͍͕̯̬̩̻̥̤͍̦̗̓̇̕D̷̤͇̖͕̭̼͉̥͍̋̅̊̊͂̉̚͝͠͠,̵̢͍̹̝͎̮̻̊̃ ̸̧̧̯̺͎̘̯͎̖̞̘̫̭̪̲̋͊̑̌͊̎B̵̯̩̹̘̩̠̀͐̐́̋́͆͜ͅỬ̵͉̥̪̯͉̼̆̿̄̈̔̏͝G̷̨͔̜͔͍̲͇̞͖̮̮͘S̸͓̺̱̓͆͛ ̶̩͎̙̤̗̘͙͕̰͖̕͘͝ͅS̴̡̡̧̮̬̥̙̜͔̙̈́̒̃͛̏͊̓͊̎̊̒͌͝͝O̶̡̫̞̭̗͔̔Ÿ̷̛͍́̒̉̓͆̕͠Ḽ̸̙̿́̅͂̀E̶̡̦̟͚͕̒̀̈́́̐́̔̅̂̽̉͜͝N̸̗͖̹̥͋̒͊̎̆̉́̚T̷̢̪͉̭̤͖̯̫͎̜̞̪͈̈̎̉̊ͅ ̸̡̢̨͈͕͕̖͉̖̭̜͔̲̍́̀͘͠G̵̩̩̯̲̲͈̖͉̫̤͠Ŗ̴̼̥͓͎̣̲̟̖̼͈̹̉̍̓̒́̂͒̑̆̆͑̏̈Ȩ̸̥̤͖̗͚͚̭̖̟̲͇̟̝̊̅̋͐̒̾̋͝ͅE̶͔̰͕̲͗̕N̷͍͌́̾̍̂̿̂̃̉͌͘,̷̨͎̩͇̻̠̗̦̲̮̮͓̟͍̊̃̂̅̈͒̇̄̓͠ ̵̧̛̝͍̪͍̄͛͛̍͂̓͘͝Ȧ̶̢̝̹̘͓͙̬̠͗̈́̒̅͐̎̔͊͐̋̚͝L̷̨͈͔͈̟̖̟͂̃͒̊̽̔̀̈̋̾́̈́̔͠Ĺ̸̢̧̰̜̤͔̫̬̒͗͒͂̊̀̓̐̆͝ ̸̨͙͍͓͔̣̦̳̩͚͇̣̙̊̍̇̈́͆̄̍͛̄̅̚Ẇ̷̢̨̞̲̹̜̪̞͊̐̀̈́́̒̓̍̈́̕Į̵̤͇̼͆̒̀̋́̉̈́͂̅̎͝L̸̢̰̋L̸̛̖̯̟̩͇̦̱̪̳͕͎̣͗͌͆̑́̀̍̎̋̈́̕ ̸̛̹̭͚̥̝͖͊̌̀̇H̴̢̙̞̱̺̲̭͔͉́̋͒̌̄́̀̂͘͝ͅͅÁ̷͎̝̣̮̚͜Ị̵̺̉̋̍̔L̵̘̻͚̾̌̀̅͋̔̾͆͂̍̅͐͝͝,̶̨̢̱̪̠̳̣̯̬̞͎͇̰́̃͑̆̅̀̈́͘͝ͅ ̴̢̹̼̮͇̭̯̮̪̹̎͂̒͋̓͗̀̆͒̋̍̈́̅̀͋ͅB̶̮̗̜̻̹̖̬̺̦̿̀͊̌͘͝͝͝ͅÜ̵̢̡̮͎͚̳̟͚̤̈́̏̾͑͘Ǵ̷̤̈́͌͌͠S̷̝̫͙̮͌,̷̨̺̜̤͇̠̓̈͑͒͆̿̿͋̈́̂̕͝͝ ̸̧̲͕̤̪̱͆̀͜͜ͅF̷̞̝͓̫̞͈̳̪̝̞̯͖̀A̶̮͑̃̈́̄̐̎͒́̉́̽͋̕C̷̛̟̬͈͈̊̆̐͊͌͋̆̆͛̕͝͝Ú̷̧̹̮̺͓̝̆̀͒̉͒̄̀̓̏̄̋͋̒͠Ī̷͕̼̒ͅ ̶̨͕̱̤̥̳͙̳͍̬͇̝̲̱́ͅI̸̪͒̒̿̍̓̓̆̋͒͋̈́ ̸̨̡̨̛̥̗̞̟̣̗̫͈̣̌̏̃̉͜͝Â̸̛̩͉͓̩̱̼̖͕̯͎͙̰͇͉̦̄̐̈́́̌̾M̶̹̥͚͐͊̾͘͠ ̶̛̻̻̥͖̲͋͘ͅĢ̴̣̰̣̥͈̹̣̟̠̮̙͉͆̎͆̀͂O̸̪̅̅͌̉̋̓̔̿̉͑͊D̷͇̠͚͉̦̜̜͋͌̀͋́̉̒̒̒͘ ̴̨̫̲̬̥͇̣̠̙͖̥͚̣̱͆͜".

It sounded like pure gibberish. Suddenly, Feraljak saw Squirreljak. Trying to run away was no use for Squirreljak, as Feraljak closed the distance in seconds, pinning Squirreljak down. He ripped Squirreljak's face off as he screamed.

"W̴̝͔̾̑̏̿͛̌H̵͓̯̯̻̼̿͜E̶̢̛͛͌̆̑͘͝R̷̳̠̭̫̠͎̽͂͐̈́͂́̅̔͆̎E̴̡̮͔̗̥̝̟̺͚͋̂̓͝Ş̷̱̳̳̻̫̼͈̥̤̬̘̭͂̆̿̃̾̔̉́̀͑͗͆͜ ̵̝̖̙̹͔̝͆̆͋̇̎̍͂͒T̵̡̮̦͓̗̫̤͕̹̯̫̞͕͍̏̂͊͗̈́̇͊͜͠H̵̢̧̼͓͉̘̻̮̜̫̪̗̟́È̴̙̖̱̻͙͚̖̪̜̻̙̓̂̈́̀͋̽͐̂͝ͅ ̷̛̘̰͚͛̍̈̀͒͛̀͐̋̓̀͝͠Ś̶̛̥͊̾̈́͗͌̊̈́̑͗̚̕Ơ̴̭͎̒̈͌͂̑̇̀̊̔̚Y̷͇̳͈̻͆̓̈́̋̿̀͂̓̐́͛͒̊̂L̷̡̖̗͍̗͛͝È̶̛̬̟̪̯͉̺͇̣͍͕̭̭̍̽́̒̐̈́͑͐̀͝͠ͅN̵̨̮͇̥̼͓̠̱̪̦͙̗̖̬̙̋̇͑̿̀̿̈̐͝T̷͙̪̼̫̣͚̗̞͕͚̲̊́̈́̅̄̉̋̆̕ ̵̧͚̳͇͖͈̞͚̔̋͆̊́̆͝T̸̼̦̐̈́͝H̶̺̗̬͉̫͔͎̦͇̋̔͝E̵̩̫̣͕̙̜̤̟͍̦̝̊̒̈́͐̔̇͝ͅŖ̴̧̨͕͈͈͚̥͎͚̦̳̺̂͛͜͝ͅË̵̢̢͈̬̮̥̼̗͔̘̪̮́̑͂̈́̀̑͌͘S̷̡̧̝͇̖̠̼͈̹̫̗͈̗͓̘͗̑̊̽͂̊̑̎͘ ̶̦̤͇̜̞̬̞̖̪̖̓̏̉Ṅ̶̡̡̛̛͉̥͈̪̻͈̜͓̼̩͈̩̜̂̄̒̀̆̓̔͠Ö̸͇͉̝͕̱̖̲̞̖̝̫͜ ̷̥̜̦̳̮͇̥̞̫͚̱̖̐̌ͅS̶̯̩̙͉͖̬̐͆̒͝O̴̧̞͓̲̟͉̫͎̻̰̐͗̍͆̐͗͛̃͝O̴̧͍̙̲̾O̵͉̝̥̰̺͇͍̤̼̭̓́͌̑̔͑́̓̚̕͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅỜ̵̡̡̫̲̤̦̰̗̞̟͔͒́̅́̒͆͊͜͝͝ͅͅŶ̶̛͍͓̥̝̠̳͔̱͈̲̙̝̼̥͙̀̓̉̅̓͗̽̃͐͒̇̚Ǫ̸̝̤̭̮̹̼͖͓͆̀̆͐̌̿̈́̀̀͒̕Y̵̛̰̹̥̭̣̽̒̑͗̇̒͗͑̌̿́̅Ŷ̶̨̧̻̹̯̘͔̗̜͍͍͍̯̃͂̆̀̒̿̀̈́̃͝Ỳ̸͎̣̯̳̫̪̺̻̣̹̔̋̐̾͊͘͠͝͝ͅY̸͙̻̲̰͉͎̼̪̭̬̌͛̒̋͋͌̑̀̌́̓͜".

Squirreljak's last words were: "Nigga, I'm dying..",before being (TEXT EXPUNGED)

Day 3

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Thoughie decided to spend the rest of his days in a cave. The cruel insanity of the outside that he briefly expierenced was enough for him. He used his music and godly singing voice to keep himself sane.

'Cado spent his time gathering loot and gear in hopes of defeating Nigger Cow. Not being able to eat 500 pounds of goyslop a day put a number on 'Cado, but he managed. He had gathered a nice iron sword, some McDonald's he found, and was ready for action; the problem was finding Nigger Cow. Only about 5 people were left in a huge forest - finding him would be almost impossible. Suddenly, 'Cado got an idea - he'll climb up a tree, find a vantage point, and scout the woods.

'Cado found a nice, huge tree and set his sword down. In climbing it he placed all his might, though he was so fucking fat that he fell and broke the entire fucking tree - not the branch, mind you, but his fat ass pulled down and ripped the entire huge-ass oakwood tree clean off.

"FUCK", 'Cado exclaimed. "This obviously isn't working". He needed a way to find nigger cow. Where would Nigger Cow go to? Animals can drink river water, so perhaps he's near a river.

'Cado walked for about a mile before finding the biggest river he could find. It spanned across the entire forest. 'Cado then pulled down his pants and brapped on the water, so that anyone who drank it would be poisoned. The entire river was contaminated.

Hours later, Nigger Cow was drinking water from a river, when all of a sudden, he felt a horrible taste in his mouth. It was as if he had been poisoned, as if he tasted 20 years of McDonald's and goyslop simultaneously. He collapsed, screaming loud enough to alert 'Cado who was miles away. 'Cado ran for about 1 inch before falling. He then got his scooter which went 5 miles per hour across the forest trail to where the screaming was coming from. "This is it", 'Cado thought. He would finally get revenge on Nigger Cow.

Nigger Cow, under mild food poising, had only a few hours. But what was this? 'Cado appearing on his five-miles-per-hour scooter with a note for a disability check came out of nowhere, ready for a rematch. Nigger Cow knew that only he could create gas so bad it would poison someone like it did him.

There was silence before Nigger Cow spoke:

"You want a rematch; you want blood. I shall deliver -"

Nigger Cow slung at 'Cado. Nigger Cow lunged and hit and smacked, knocking 'Cado to the floor. 'Cado got up and farted, his farts launching him in the air, sword erect. Nigger Cow saw the huge silhouette of a extremely oval creature, the sun illuminating it to look like an angel. He fell on the ground with the sword hitting the dirt, creating a shockwave that yeeted Nigger Cow into a tree. 'Cado slung his sword at the tree, Nigger Cow avoiding certain death by moving his head down. Nigger Cow slung at 'Cado in the stomach, ripping his bright red shirt. Wounded, Nigger Cow approached from behind and stuck his diamond sword right in 'Cado's coinslot all the fucking way in. This was it for 'Cado. However, Nigger Cow then heard the footsteps of someone he deeply feared.

Feraljak. He could hear teeth grinding as he walked on all fours like a demon towards the body of 'Cado.

He came out of nowhere and deeply scared Nigger Cow, causing him to run away and hide under a rock.

Feraljak slowly approached 'Cado, who was bleeding out on the floor. Feral was foaming from the mouth:

"YOU WILL S̴̲̣̜̐͊͌͌̆̑̕S̴̲̣̜̐͊͌͌̆̑̕O̷̧̫͈̥̼̫̒̾́̔̋̌́́̈́̇͋͐͝͠͝ͅŸ̸̲͙̠̳̭̗́̍͊͌̉͌̐͌̏͒̌͂̚O̷̧̫͈̥̼̫̒̾́̔̋̌́́̈́̇͋͐͝͠͝ͅŸ̸̲͙̠̳̭̗́̍͊͌̉͌̐͌̏͒̌͂̚ BIGOT Ǵ̵̨̢̢̛̖̺̣͓͖͎̥̝̖̬̦͍͍͉̟͉̞̈͌͛͐͛̀͑͆͒̑̋̎̈́̋͌̏̊̒͋̈̾̚͜͜͝R̷̡̡̪͔̩̲̬̹̳̞͓͓̙̬̺̜̠̄̈́̓͋͊̽͠͝Ạ̴̥͎̦̜̈́̓̌̈̒̓A̸̡͈̲̟͍̬̜̯̘̼͍̔̚Ã̶̼͎͔̜̺͐̀̆̋͒͂̊̾̑̃͊͛̋̍̇̑̓̈́͐͊̔́̅"

'Cado looked at Feral, knowing his time is up. He had fought hard, but lost in the end. But no matter how much goyslop McDonald's he ate, he knew that it would not end like this. As Feraljak approached, 'Cado grabbed his knife, and said:

"Hey, Feral." "Veganism is for pussies. Meat for life, bitch."

Feral raged and lunged at 'Cado, speaking the marks of the beast:

Ȓ̷͓̩͊͊̎͋̇͂͘Ȃ̵̢̛̯͖̭͒̇̇͌̓͘͠Ą̶̲̜̃͛̓͆͌̐̊̈́̔͌͜A̶̧͙̜̭̱͔͉͗̈́̔͜͝A̷̞͖̎͒̀̄̈͐̊͠B̷̧̯̫́͒̐̍͝İ̵̧̩̖̟̺͚̲̹̝G̸̢̱̞͉̙͐̽̑̿̆͌͜Ơ̴̻͎̯̤̟̺̭̘̆Ṱ̵̡̑̄̃B̶̧̘̮̦̳̻͓͓͍̔̄̾̽̐͜Ī̴̢̙̲̩̯̱͎̫̥̭͕́̈̊̕̕̕G̴̨̑O̸̦͛̓̌̇̽̕͠Ţ̴̹̳̣̹͕̠͉̫̗̔̒̄̏͑̓̚͝B̴̛̪͎̞͔̺̪̤͖̲̾́͑̑̀͑͝ͅĮ̵̛̺͎͎̳̬̈̈͛̈́͒̒̓̚͝ͅͅǴ̵̪͓͕̜̖̩̜̟̺̔͘͜͝O̶͍͎̱̲͂́̈́̕ͅȚ̵̨͔̲̞̯̥͎̒̓ͅ.̵̲̋̑͗̈̇

̶̨̙̣͍͔͉̰̪͓̲̫̑̈̈́̈́́͑̄͆͛͆̽͠T̶̠̹̮̖̠̟̝͑̾͐̈́̇̚͝h̵͉̤̾̍̆͒̐͐͑̊͘̚̚e̴̬̰̻̮̙͆̃̋̑̃̅̌̕͜ ̵̛̻͔̺̜̟̥̼̘̦̳͆̈̿́̓̉̕͝ͅŚ̸̳̝͈͇̩̻̲͉̆̊̔̊͆́̚p̴̨̬̱̪̘̥̱̫͎̼̼̎̿͐í̵̗͖̺̰̝̺͛͜r̷̨̡̛̛̹̮̲̞̱̯͇͍͉̿͂́̇͗͆̏͝ḯ̷̖̹̙͙̻͆̔̇́t̷̙͍͕̥̞̳̱͔͇͛͆͋̃͊̀̄͊͐͜͝͠ ̵͍̒̏̂̇̇̈ō̷̡̭̥͔̳̹̮͚̹̑f̵̡̦͓̬̭̜͔̲̰̲̟̍͛̍͛̽͒͑͆͊̇ͅ ̷͖̪͍̳̭̞́ͅt̴̢̮̞̜̩̠̹́ͅh̷̲̤̍̔̏͊̅͗e̴̠͚̲͌ ̷̺̂̑͑̈͘L̴̢̢͙͎̘̪̟̮͙̦͌͗̊̊ͅo̴̲̝̟͈̬͘͘r̴̨͙̭̬̫̩̳͍̿͋͊͛ͅͅd̶̳̱̯̖̟̦̬̰̗́̔ͅ ̷͇̦̈́̾͌̈́̈́̏̈́͛͝í̵̛̱̅̌̄͘͝ṣ̸͎̞̀̀͆̒͐͋͒͝ ̸̦͍͛̆͊̀̽̚͘͝͠ͅo̷̝͍̙̭͖̼͙̽ǹ̴̛̘̏̀̓͂͗͌̍̈́̓͜ ̷͈̩̣̮̈́͒̚ͅḿ̴̨͇̝̙̞̩e̵̡̬̫̝̫̦̿͑͒͐̐̚̚,̶̢͖̣̺͚̥̙̗̈ͅ

̵̢̢̮͚̘̬͎̝͕͉̫̓ Right when he was about to rip 'Cado's head clean off, he grabbed a knife and stabbed his own fat "water weight" stomach, releasing a huge influx of gas that melted Feral's skin. Feral screamed in pain, damming him to Dr. Fauci,

Nigger Cow, who was watching from a distance, got up, his stomach hurting from food poisoning. He fired his bow at the wounded Feraljak, fracturing his skull and killing him instantly. Watching 'Cado slowly bleed out, he left selfishly. He walked for about a mile, and sat, the reddish-orange sunset adown his face, knowing food poisoning would soon take him as well.

And with that, as David Thoughie was singing in his cave, Nigger Cow died, leaving him the last one standing.

Participant	Ranking	Cause of death
David Thoughie		Didn't die award
Nigger Cow		Food poisoning
'Cado		Stabbed and left to die by Nigger Cow

History

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On 15 of September, 2024, the first Soyim games thread was made, featuring characters such as Chud, 'Cado, Caca, Nigger Cow, and many others who were chosen in another thread. It became a massive success, gaining a lot of attention from soyteens.^{[citation needed]}